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The Bus Ride

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2014 06:36 PM

ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, bowling, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 2,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2014 06:36 PM; by John Saxton

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The Bus Ride

Started by fenderbelly, 24th October 2013 10:41 AM

ahead, blonde, blondes, bottom, brunette, bus, clutching, decided, downstairs, driver, fear, front, hard, hecks, knuckles, level, looked, ride, road, rode, seats, staring, straight, swallowed, team, time, top, whispered, white, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2013 10:41 AM; by fenderbelly

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Closer

Started by Rodgera, 12th September 2013 11:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2013 11:07 PM; by Rodgera

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Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

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The Church Dinner

Started by wheelinround, 23rd July 2013 11:26 AM

ambulance, bad, called, care, church, dead, decided, dinner, doctor, ear, fine, finished, happened, helper, janet, janets, lady, living, meal, mushrooms, pump, run, spot, steak, stomach, stopped, time, told, whispered, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 11:28 AM; by wolften

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Heimlich Maneuver

Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2013 09:34 AM

cheque, close, continue, coughing, doh, encourage, hand, heimlich, honey, husband, imagine, insurance, life, mail, maneuver, moved, party, playing, premium, quiet, remember, role, scene, shoulder, swmbo, talk, victims, week, whispered, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2013 09:34 AM; by Rodgera

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The World according to George Dubbayer Bush

Started by FenceFurniture, 11th January 2013 07:21 PM

bringing, bush, car, days, dubbayer, ear, foreign, form, front, george, hit, involved, killer.doh, lack, left, passport, planes, policy, president, school, surprise, time, told, trade, usa, utter, visiting, whispered, world, worthwhile

Replies: 5
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2013 10:39 PM; by Grumpy John

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Out of the mouths of babes

Started by fenderbelly, 11th November 2011 08:14 AM

attending, babes, black, bride, child, color, day, dressed, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life, moment, mother, mouths, time, wearing, wedding, whispered, white

Replies: 9
Views: 2,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 09:22 AM; by cava

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Witchcraft

Started by joe greiner, 15th April 2010 09:08 PM

acquainted, agreed, airport, attractive, challenged, cheers, declared, handsome, immediately, joe, local, magic, magical, met, motel, naturally, perform, powers, ride, skeptical, station, train, transport, trick, watering, whispered, witch, witchcraft, woman, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2010 10:32 PM; by munruben

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Trendy Restaurant

Started by Rodgera, 29th December 2009 06:31 PM

allan, eating, john, meal, menu, munruben, price, restaurant, restaurants, told, trendier, trendy, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2009 09:16 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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New baby...

Started by robbo266317, 22nd December 2009 08:11 AM

$49.99, amazement, amazing, arm, baby, babys, crib, delight, disbelief, doubt, emotions, enchantment, husband, looked, mixed, night, penny, silently, skepticism, slipped, standing, stood, watching, whispered, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2009 01:12 PM; by rrich

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Mums in group therapy

Started by wheelinround, 6th August 2009 05:53 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, fourth, group, guy, hand, home, idea, joyce, mary, mother, mothers, mum, mums, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 4
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 08:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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celibacy

Started by wheelinround, 1st May 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 05:21 PM; by wheelinround

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Moms in group therapy.....

Started by durwood, 24th February 2009 10:41 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, dinner, fourth, group, guy, hand, idea, kathy, mary, mom, moms, mother, mothers, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 10:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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A special message

Started by keithvan, 14th December 2008 11:41 AM

australian, bedroom, carry, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, home, house, lay, life, message, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, special, voice, watch, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2008 10:10 AM; by Bob38S

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Allan's prize rose

Started by munruben, 23rd June 2008 01:11 PM

allan, allans, answered, barry, couple, escorting, fertilizer, grow, judge, judges, leaned, line, manure, minutes, moved, muttered, nearby, phillip, plenty, possibly, prince, prize, queen, rose, royal, smiled, table, weeks, whispered, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 07:47 PM; by wheelinround

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Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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Hypnotist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th May 2008 09:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 09:52 PM; by munruben

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Heard in the library

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2008 12:05 PM

allan, approached, assistance, blushed, book, boys, called, clicks, complexion, confidence, frail, girl, head, heard, lacking, lass, librarian, library, lowered, mouse, munruben, nervously, scouting, scrawny, sixteen, teach, terrible, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2008 06:47 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Mechanic v Doctor

Started by Claw Hama, 11th May 2008 09:03 PM

baby, basically, bucks, car, debakey, dis, doctor, engine, famous, fancy, finish, grind, heart, hearts, kitten, leaned, loudmouth, mechanic, michael, morris, ork, purr, running, service, standing, surgeon, valves, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 12:00 AM; by Rodgera

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Quick Thinking

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th May 2008 03:14 PM

$50, allan, allans, bank, brandishing, cash, customers, day, fourth, gang, guns, hand, lined, owe, pressed, proceeded, quick, relieve, robbers, rodgera, rushed, standing, taking, tellers, thinking, valuables, wallets, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 03:49 PM; by Ozkaban

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Fish and chips.

Started by Toyboy, 17th April 2008 09:04 AM

$2.00, blond, chips, chips?doh, counter, dear, fish, lady, library, looked, oops, pieces, quietly, replied, walked, whispered, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:04 AM; by Toyboy

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computer dating

Started by fenderbelly, 15th March 2008 02:17 PM

agency, appallingly, arrived, bald, computer, computer-matched, date, dating, deaf, dressed, fat, horrified, hygiene, introduction, kidding, meet, personal, short, whisper, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 02:17 PM; by fenderbelly

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Tooth Fairy

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:16 AM

afternoon, age, appliances, barrage, braced, canes, daughter, day, delivers, elderly, fairy, false, found, four-year-old, glass, inevitable, intrigued, lunches, organization, pair, questions, rounds, shut-ins, soaking, staring, teeth, tooth, unfailingly, wheelchairs, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:13 PM; by jow104

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Celibacy

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th January 2008 11:18 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The old guy & the frog..

Started by BazzaDLB, 11th January 2008 01:04 PM

absolutely, beautiful, changing, dead, decided, eye, figured, frog, frogs, garden, gorgeous, guess, guy, guys, heck, hotel, immediately, kiss, lonely, ooooooohhhhhhh, pet, pond, poop, princess, returned, rock, searched, sexy, suddenly, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 01:16 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Eating out !!!!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2007 08:54 AM

76.39, consulting, dropped, eating, extra, firm, flies, fly, found, hanging, impressed, kitchen, mentioned, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, restroom, save, shirt, spent, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 08:54 AM; by fenderbelly

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Pecans In The Cemetery

Started by Simomatra, 3rd October 2007 10:29 AM

ahead, bike, boy, cemetery, dividing, fear, fence, hard, heard, hobbled, inside, insisted, iron, kid, lord, me.the, minutes, nuts, pecans, peered, slowly, standing, tellin, tighter, town, tree, truth, unable, walk, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 12:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Three Day Silence

Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2007 07:18 PM

burglars, casserole, day, days, doh, downstairs, eating, happened, heard, kitchen, matter, night, noise, nudged, replied, silence, spoken, sunday, teach, thatll, tonight, tuna, wake, whispered, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 10:28 PM; by thefixer

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Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The love dress

Started by bennylaird, 24th October 2006 02:27 PM

arrive, couch, daughter-in-law, dimmed, dinner, dress, explained, finally, home, hours, husband, instantly, ironing, john, laid, laying, love, mother-in-law, naked, perfume, provocatively, ravages, romantic, sensually, showered, time, undressed, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 05:07 PM; by Iain

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One afternoon at the Royal...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:02 AM

afraid, afternoon, allowing, bartender, bartenders, beard, breathed, continued, couple, fingers, forefinger, gently, hair, hand, hands, ladies, lip, managed, message, mouth, paper, popping, royal, running, slyly, soap, suck, toilet, towels, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:54 PM; by ss_11000

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Caring Women

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM

amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 11:22 AM; by Jack Plane

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Celibacy Can Be A Choice

Started by DPB, 26th March 2006 07:08 PM

addressing, ann, anns, arm, attending, celibacy, choice, condition, describe, encounter, encounters, favourite, flower, gently, imposed, leaned, life, lifes, listened, marriage, self-rising, touched, walter, walters, weekend, whispered, white, wife, wifes, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 07:58 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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Be warned

Started by Daddles, 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM

anticipation, bad, bed, cuddled, day, discovered, dog, dressed, fishing, garage, grabbed, hook, house, husband, johns, lunch, mixed, morning, quietly, replied, saturday, sleepily, slipped, stupid, terrible, undressed, warned, weather, whispered, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 08:58 AM; by Daddles

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To each his own...

Started by Breslauer, 18th December 2005 01:42 AM

basically, bucks, cardiac, cylinder, damage, doc, engine, finish, garage, gently, head, heart, hey, leaned, mechanic, motor, motorcycle, paused, removing, repair, running, salary, shop, shouted, smiled, spotted, surgeon, valves, well-known, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2005 01:42 AM; by Breslauer

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Celibacy

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 09:31 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 10:14 AM; by ele__13

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Shane Warne

Started by Baz, 12th July 2005 09:18 PM

arm, barry, bit, change, cheers, dared, expect, gently, grinned, mates, morning, overs, pair, panties, patch, perplexed, quit, shane, shanes, team, tendencies, trouble, unusual, walk, warne, warnes, wearing, whispered, womens, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 09:37 PM; by Ashore

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School Days

Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM

alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:55 AM; by Ashore

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Solicitors....again

Started by Iain, 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM

advancement, applicant, doctor, dollars, ear, engineer, family, guy, interviewer, interviewers, interviewing, lawyer, leave, mars, medical, million, millions, money, nasa, question, replied, research, returning, send, sending, solicitorsagain, thinking, touchy, trip, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM; by Iain

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Management Consultants

Started by graemet, 6th January 2005 09:10 PM

76.39, consultants, consulting, dropped, extra, firm, flies, fly, hanging, impressed, kitchen, management, noticed, observant, percent, pocket, pull, restroom, save, shirt, spare, spoon, spoons, string, time, trip, waiter, waiters, walked, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 09:10 PM; by graemet

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Naughty Words

Started by Dendot, 9th August 2004 06:18 PM

bad, close, ear, girl, harse, headmaster, language, laugh-, leant, magazine, naughty, read, story, u.k, whispered, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2004 06:18 PM; by Dendot

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one for the missus

Started by Zed, 11th June 2004 09:38 AM

addressed, arm, attending, communication, confident, declare, essential, favourite, feeling, flower, gentlemen, gently, husbands, instance, instructor, leaned, listened, marriage, mary, missus, self-raising, seminar, tom, touched, whispered, wife, wifes, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2004 09:38 AM; by Zed

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X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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Communication

Started by caterer, 22nd August 2003 04:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2003 04:17 PM; by caterer

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