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The Umbrella

Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2014 01:16 AM

answered, bring, camp, counselor, day, helping, kid, kids, mother, stuff, summer, surprised, umbrella, youngsters

Replies: 0
Views: 1,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2014 01:16 AM; by Rodgera

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The Good Mother Superior, with apologies

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 09:28 PM

apologies, approaching, arrange, bed, deaf, father, god, good, hall, happy, ladies, mary, morning, mother, murphys, novices, passed, pleasant, plenty, pray, prayers, retired, sister, slippers, smile, step, superior, time, walker, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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Potential nightmare.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th April 2014 09:03 PM

abducted, briefly, car, concern, dirt, dog, driveway, emotion, encouraged, feel, friend, hair, happy, house, main, metres, mother, nightmare, parents, potential, road, roadway, run, start, time, track, tree, walking, whilst, world

Replies: 2
Views: 2,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2014 01:17 PM; by Xanthorrhoeas

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Anything Else?

Started by Rodgera, 4th April 2014 09:47 AM

added, avoid, dressing, girl, hint, mother, replied, salad, seated, stopped, table, thinking, trips, waitress

Replies: 3
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2014 04:51 PM; by fenderbelly

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Fridge

Started by robbo266317, 7th October 2013 11:22 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2013 07:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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He is still dead BUT

Started by rrich, 3rd October 2013 11:15 AM

aeg, behalf, brought, children, claim, dead, death, doctor, fault, forward, hiring, jackson, jury, lawsuit, michael, months, mother, overdosed, peace, promoter, responsible, rest, tour, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2013 06:37 PM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gday folks

Started by Monaro66, 16th September 2013 12:50 PM

100, alls, basically, bay, cutting, droppedin, dumped, fig, folks, free, friend, gday, hobbyist, huge, lifetimes, lol, monaro66, moreton, mother, p.s, people, read, redlands, site, sizes, sounds, tree, truckloads, varying, woodworker

Replies: 5
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2013 02:19 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Red Roses

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:12 AM

accepted, boss, bus, caught, day, door, father, girl, happen, happened, home, house, job, joey, joeys, jones, months, mother, offered, principal, red, ride, road, roses, school, story, teacher, told, truck, waited

Replies: 5
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2013 08:40 AM; by Ruddy

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Clever Flight Attendant

Started by MBM888, 16th August 2013 02:51 PM

5-year-old, attendant, clever, flight, flying, mother, qantas, son

Replies: 7
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2013 10:52 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM

abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2013 07:52 AM; by Rodgera

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Just Like Mommy

Started by Rodgera, 1st August 2013 09:46 AM

announced, bathroom, grow, half, lady, make-up, mommy, mother, oil, putting, told, tomorrow, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2013 09:46 AM; by Rodgera

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Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

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What wood and finish is this table? Any help appreciated

Started by bonita, 13th July 2013 04:42 PM

advance, appreciated, attached, cheers, chipping, dining, edge, experts, finish, guys, heavy, inlay, intend, lovely, mother, photos, purchased, repaired, slight, table, though?thought, top, veneer, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2013 06:52 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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FINISHING

White wedding

Started by MBM888, 11th February 2013 12:33 PM

attending, black, bride, child, colour, day, dressed, explained, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life.confetti, moment, mother, time, wearing, wedding, white

Replies: 6
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2013 06:31 PM; by Bob38S

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What is furniture finished with now a days?

Started by Pilchard, 9th January 2013 08:29 PM

als, assuming, days, description, entertainment, finished, finishing, flaws, furniture, game, grammatical, ignore, ipad, law, likes, lot, mistakes, mother, question, slats, spelling, sprayed, stuff, stupid, table, truth, unit, varnish, width, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2013 10:21 PM; by Master Splinter

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RESTORATION

Terrible Noise

Started by Rodgera, 9th January 2013 11:52 AM

apprehensively, awful, background, called, day, dishwasher, father, fixed, hear, home, jet, mother, noise, plane, plans, replied, taking, terrible

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2013 11:52 AM; by Rodgera

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Kiss my …..

Started by MBM888, 2nd November 2012 04:04 PM

beauty, body, burned, cheek.kiss, couple, day, dear, doctor, donated, graft, honey, husband, kiss, kisses, mother, plenty, ranted, raved, relatives, repay, replied, severely, skin, thin, time, told, womans, worry, you.”, youthful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2012 04:53 PM; by A Duke

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'Daddy, how was I born?'

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:48 PM

agreed, answers, appeared, born, boy, button, chat, cyber-cafe, daddy, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, father, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, met, months, mother, mum, pop-up, ready, sneaked, son, upload

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:48 PM; by MBM888

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David Ghomm

Started by souwester, 6th September 2012 12:26 AM

australian, book, circles, condolences, contacted, david, davids, dhgomm, friends, ghomm, gomm, guest, information, knowif, month, mother, nauru, obituary, passed, pdracer, personally, read, received, searching, share, sign, west

Replies: 1
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2012 02:49 PM; by souwester

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

New Bicycle

Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2012 05:51 PM

admitted, behavior, bicycle, birthday, buy, child, crazy, drives, father, holy, improve, johnny, johnnys, mom, mother, spread, suggested, surprised, terrors, thatll, wider

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2012 05:51 PM; by Rodgera

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Car Privileges

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2012 11:55 AM

1130, car, dad, daughter, dead-panned, family-car, father, front, frowning, home, house, kitchen, late, mother, nervously, night, paper, paperboy, party, precious, privileges, putting, replied, returned, saturday, sweetheart, talk, teenage, time, tire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2012 03:52 PM; by opelblues

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I love my Mother In Law

Started by Scott, 25th May 2012 10:20 PM

car, happened, law, love, mother, paid, race, racecar, ride, screaming, woman, youtube

Replies: 4
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2012 05:56 PM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Queen's Riddle

Started by Big Shed, 24th May 2012 10:29 AM

answer, brother, cameron, canberra, child, david, father, federal, finally, friends, government, intelligent, julia, majesty, mens, minister, mother, people, precisely, prime, queen, queens, recognized, riddle, sister, smiled, swan, tony, wayne, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2012 11:32 AM; by Dengue

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Dollar

Started by Rodgera, 27th March 2012 02:12 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2012 02:12 PM; by Rodgera

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OS again

Started by artme, 17th March 2012 12:06 AM

agin, ana, ana;s, beautiful, camera, chile, clotting, decided, downloaded, due, easter, forum, gravely, hopping, hospital, intensive, island, kauri, moment, mother, museum, pacific, photos, pics, post, santiago, tahiti, travel, views, wil

Replies: 5
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2012 01:32 AM; by artme

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Two little boys

Started by fenderbelly, 17th January 2012 09:16 AM

answer, attempt, boy, boys, breath, brother, closet, door, dove, found, gasping, god, hanging, happened, home, missing, mother, mouth, preacher, question, raised, repeated, shook, slamming, sterner, time, tone, town, trouble, voice

Replies: 3
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2012 06:05 PM; by rrich

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I am totally flumoxed

Started by Phil Spencer, 20th December 2011 02:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addressed, apparently, collective, earlier, embarrassed, entered, flumoxed, gender, ladies, manner, meeting, mother, mothers, noun, offended, opposite, people, polite, referred, scrags, scuse, shops, shortly, street, taught, term, time, totally, trollops, understand

Replies: 24
Views: 2,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2011 02:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

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A little brown paper bag

Started by fenderbelly, 17th December 2011 01:22 PM

abroad, aro-d, bag, blood, brown, carrier, doctor, doctors, drug, explanation, feel, hmm, homosexual, intravenous, jab, mother, needles, paper, passport, queried, recently, relationship, required, scroll, sex, sharing, told, transfusion, users, ‘whats

Replies: 7
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2011 11:01 PM; by doug3030

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Out of the mouths of babes

Started by fenderbelly, 11th November 2011 08:14 AM

attending, babes, black, bride, child, color, day, dressed, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life, moment, mother, mouths, time, wearing, wedding, whispered, white

Replies: 9
Views: 2,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 09:22 AM; by cava

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Graduation Speech

Started by Rodgera, 26th October 2011 03:09 PM

audience, graduated, graduation, grin, handwriting, hard, influence, justice, life, looked, love, moms, mother, parenthood, pause, prepared, read, reading, school, shining, son, speech, struggle, talk, text, told, wonderful, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2011 10:31 PM; by fenderbelly

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Dear Mother England

Started by opelblues, 12th August 2011 09:50 PM

australia, convicts, dear, england, mother, sincerely

Replies: 0
Views: 786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2011 09:50 PM; by opelblues

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Gone at 89

Started by artme, 28th April 2011 03:10 PM

1;45am, ana, bedridden, blessing, brothers, dementia, finally, months, morning, mother, passed, passing, sister, slipped

Replies: 7
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2011 07:17 PM; by Chesand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

25 things my Mother taught me.

Started by munruben, 3rd April 2011 09:13 AM

acting, anticipation, behaviour, children, crossing, eat, envy, esp, eyes, father, finished, fortunate, home, job, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, receiving, science, shut, stop, stuck, taught, things, told, wait, wonderful, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2011 09:25 AM; by wheelinround

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Instructions

Started by Rodgera, 1st April 2011 01:02 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2011 01:02 PM; by Rodgera

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Understanding Politics

Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2011 07:56 PM

asleep, baby, bed, boy, brother, call, class, dad, door, father, finding, future, government, keyhole, locked, minister, morning, mother, nanny, nannys, parents, peeks, people, politics, prime, screwing, son, understanding, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2011 08:36 AM; by Rodgera

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The mother of invention...

Started by Woodwould, 15th February 2011 04:42 PM

egyptian, helmets, invention, make-shift, mother, plethora, recent, riots, spawned

Replies: 11
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2011 01:40 PM; by Blue-deviled

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I got into so much trouble

Started by Phil Spencer, 6th January 2011 05:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ass, bee, closed, day, dunny, floor, forgot, glad, in-law, laughing, lid, lids, line, manufacturer, mother, packed, porcelain, rang, remove, roiling, seat, set, straight, stupid, suites, testing, trouble, visited, wrap, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 2,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 07:47 AM; by Foo

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Urgent advice needed!!!

Started by voodoo92, 12th December 2010 07:33 PM

advice, appreciated, arranged, aware, buy, cappable, cheers, ear, family, form, greatly, horse, horses, issue, love, memory, missing, mother, needed, pictures, restoring, rocking, severly, skilled, sourced, supplied, urgent, valuable, worn, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2010 10:39 PM; by mcjimmyd

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RESTORATION

I'm a big sissy

Started by wolften, 11th October 2010 06:43 PM

bed, big, broken, daddys, dear, evening, hug.i, light, mother, mummy, reassuring, shaky, silence, sissy, sleep, smiled, son, summer, thunderstorm, tonight, tremor, tucking, violent, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:43 PM; by wolften

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Happy Ever After

Started by Rodgera, 7th October 2010 11:50 AM

bear, beautiful, cast, castle, children, chuckled, contemplating, dear, dined, ecological, feel, frog, grateful, happy, issues, legs, life, live, marry, mother, night, princess, rest, sauce, sautéed, serve, shores, white, wine, yon

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2010 11:50 AM; by Rodgera

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Hard to Tell.....

Started by Rodgera, 1st October 2010 12:24 PM

blue, boy, bystander, daughter, father, forgive, girl, hair, hard, idea, jeans, mother, person, shes, short, sir

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2010 12:24 PM; by Rodgera

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Because I'm a man...

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2010 10:39 AM

2010, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, engineers, fine, hair, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, message, mother, public, service, sex, share, sports, survive, talk, thinking, understand, visit, wearing, women, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 01:43 PM; by wheelinround

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Report Card

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2010 02:01 PM

bright, card, cheating, mother, report, side;, son, worst

Replies: 4
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2010 11:52 AM; by Charleville

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Like his mother used to do

Started by groverwa, 15th July 2010 09:17 PM

answer, biscuits, cake, casserole, clue, coffee, doo, girls, hard, mend, mother, perk, poem, pondered, sh#t, smacked, socks, stew

Replies: 0
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 09:17 PM; by groverwa

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Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM

approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears

Replies: 4
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2010 01:10 AM; by bookend

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And cheap ones too

Started by groverwa, 26th June 2010 07:20 PM

anniversary, arrived, bastards, boss, busy, cheap, children, college, couple, dad, dessert, dinner, father, finished, found, gasped, glad, happy, loved, married, mom, mother, packing, poor, send, sending, son, sunday, time, town

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2010 10:30 AM; by wheelinround

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need advice desperatly - train trip advice for a smoker!

Started by Spanner69, 31st May 2010 11:37 PM

1/06/2010, 20+, absolutly, advice, cheers, desperatly, fag, hows, ideas, information, issue, leave, mother, noon, offer, perth, question, rabid, rail, reduction/inability, sites, smoker, spanner69, station, system, tomorrow, train, traintrip, trip, web

Replies: 11
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2010 03:36 PM; by ian

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How best to do this?

Started by bob w, 21st April 2010 07:29 PM

1860, adds, belonged, black, cedar, chiffoniere, circa, coating, dark, definately, dents, expertise, finish, japan, labour, leaving, love, marks, mother, mothers, patchy, patina, refinish, remove, renovate, reported, restore, told

Replies: 7
Views: 1,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2010 04:30 PM; by RossM

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RESTORATION

pearl insert draw handles

Started by eskimo, 26th March 2010 10:17 PM

draw, handles, imprint, insert, mother, pearl, stuff

Replies: 1
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2010 02:03 PM; by Horsecroft88

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RESTORATION

Speed Reaction Test

Started by Tankstand, 13th April 2010 07:38 PM

fast, fun, link, mother, reaction, sheep, speed, test

Replies: 1
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2010 04:19 AM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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