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Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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New Guy on the Block Rev Dr Bill.

Started by G4CWA, 8th December 2012 02:42 PM

amateur, bill, block, business, busy, coffin, coffins, design, doc, drawings, economy, engineer, event, expensive, family, guy, intro, law, lot, married, pastor, prefer, reading, retirement, rev, rosalinda, short, son, suggestions, woodworker

Replies: 7
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2012 01:32 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A great man. My war hero.

Started by rgum, 8th June 2009 02:54 PM

america, army, bed, bless, clemens, coffin, fought, gaza, god, great, guadalcannal, hero, house, japanese, leg, lost, man, marines, martin, night, peace, proud, proudly, saluted, serving, solomans, time, told, war, whiskey

Replies: 4
Views: 1,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2009 05:47 PM; by rgum

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Coffin up a joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th February 2008 08:28 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 11:18 AM; by tea lady

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Cemetery

Started by Groggy, 12th November 2007 12:20 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 05:55 AM; by wheelinround

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Couple Celebrate Marriage From Hell

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 02:06 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 02:06 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Coffin

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2007 02:24 PM

bathroom, box, broke, broken, bump, chair, chase, coffin, comfy, crash, door, fast, fled, front, grabbed, heard, hinges, home, hop, horror, lad, lock, loud, screech, shot, slumped, started, suddenly, threw, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 07:29 PM; by astrid

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trauma

Started by wheelinround, 3rd October 2007 05:45 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 08:00 PM; by pawnhead

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The Trustworthy Lawyer

Started by wheelinround, 12th September 2007 11:11 AM

$8000, admitted, amount, bring, charity, check, clergyman, clergymans, coffin, confessed, contained, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, friends, frivolously, gentle, lawyer, medical, money, personal, promise, sincerity, trusted, trustworthy, waste, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

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Funerals

Started by Jedo_03, 7th September 2007 08:43 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 03:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Coffin splutter

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2007 02:48 PM

ailment, allan, answered, buried, cemetery, coffin, coincidentally, cough, day, died, doctor, door, drove, dying, heard, hope, knock, lived, mad, neighbour, night, relieve, splutter, time, worms, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 10:00 AM; by munruben

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one foggy night

Started by goat, 21st March 2007 11:06 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2007 11:52 AM; by Daddles

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Remember The Coffin

Started by echnidna, 5th December 2006 07:56 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,641

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2006 06:12 PM; by watson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What finish to use

Started by echnidna, 27th November 2006 03:27 PM

base, based, coffin, durability, exterior, finish, friendly, gloss, interoir, matter, oil, satin, water, worms

Replies: 2
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2006 10:31 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Woodie Product Growth Areas

Started by echnidna, 19th November 2006 09:13 PM

aging, areas, baby, boom, boomers, coffin, cool, couples, demand, demands, double, enter, growth, handled, hobble, increased, makers, meet, opportunities, product, products, stick, walking, woodie, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2006 09:13 PM; by echnidna

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Well I laughed...

Started by Andy Mac, 5th June 2006 10:21 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2006 08:10 PM; by Bluegum

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Sad News

Started by fred.n, 17th May 2006 08:43 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 10:17 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gene Pitney

Started by craigb, 13th April 2006 02:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

apparently, balsa, blame, build, coffin, editor, gene, hours, letter, oak, pitney, smh, takes, week, yesterdays

Replies: 30
Views: 4,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2006 12:17 AM; by Shedhand

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Investing in the afterlife

Started by Eastie, 22nd May 2003 03:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 15
Views: 5,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2003 10:12 AM; by Eastie

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Yet another Lawyer joke

Started by Wayne Davy, 26th March 2003 01:16 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2003 01:16 PM; by Wayne Davy

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The Funeral

Started by Iain, 13th June 2001 10:43 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2001 11:30 PM; by Gino

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Can't take it With You

New Guy on the Block Rev Dr Bill.

A great man. My war hero.

Coffin up a joke

Cemetery

Couple Celebrate Marriage From Hell

The Coffin

trauma

The Trustworthy Lawyer

Funerals

Coffin splutter

one foggy night

Remember The Coffin

What finish to use

Woodie Product Growth Areas

Well I laughed...

Sad News

Gene Pitney

Investing in the afterlife

Yet another Lawyer joke

The Funeral