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Albert Einstein Look-a-Like

Started by Bushmiller, 17th July 2014 08:44 PM

albert, alerted, attractive, blue, bone, child, comb, cringe, dress, einstein, enjoy, forumite, girl, heidi, hope, invest, klum, look-a-like, lookalike, modeling, paul, persuade, realise, reason, share, sharp, shy, structure, suggested, tend, watched

Replies: 5
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2014 07:41 PM; by Twisted Tenon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

fire engine

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:46 PM

cats, closer, collar, dog, dogs, engine, faster, fire, firefighter, girl, hung, ladders, looked, nearby, nice, noticed, partner, replied, rig, rope, run, siren, smile, station, testicles, thoughtfully, tie, tied, truck, wagon

Replies: 0
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 08:46 PM; by John Saxton

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Anything Else?

Started by Rodgera, 4th April 2014 09:47 AM

added, avoid, dressing, girl, hint, mother, replied, salad, seated, stopped, table, thinking, trips, waitress

Replies: 3
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2014 04:51 PM; by fenderbelly

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G'day from an old chippy

Started by Charlee43, 16th March 2014 08:59 AM

build, built.uhope, cabinet, carpenter, charlee, chippy, comment, country, feel, forward, free, furniture, gday, girl, lady, love, loves, moved, nuts, pics, pictures, post, queensland, retired, retirement, shop, union, visiting, wife, yank

Replies: 10
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2014 12:59 PM; by Treecycle

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Gday all

Started by calloh, 2nd March 2014 09:07 PM

advice, bible, book, buy, calloh, day, days, forward, gaining, gday, girl, guide, handing, knowledge, love, lyla, month, operator, partner, proper, quality, refer, ryan, signed, slowly, sort, start, tools, ultimate, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2014 02:48 PM; by Perfect Pens

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'day from Brisbane

Started by ubute, 4th February 2014 02:03 PM

2000, aquiring, box, brisbane, cheers, doubt, finishing, gday, girl, info, knowledge/experience, lacking, matching, moving, needless, pics, project, real, router, school, set, shed, slowly, starting, steve, time, tools, toy, triton, workcentre

Replies: 6
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2014 07:40 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Advertising mysteries

Started by artme, 29th December 2013 06:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advertise, advertisers, advertising, bikini, bint, businesses, cars, cartoon, circular, clad, direct, drills, forum, girl, girls, hand, improve, mysteries, page, planers, power, prove, sales, saws, scantily, similarly, tools

Replies: 18
Views: 3,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2014 07:54 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

There was this guy

Started by fenderbelly, 18th September 2013 10:34 PM

absolutely, bank, besotted, bring, called, carried, current, day, decided, drowned, fell, girl, girlfriend, gorgeous, guy, lorraine, lot, moment, obvious, planned, pretty, ran, river, singing, slipped, smiling, started, stopped, times, walk

Replies: 4
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2013 03:21 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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JOKES

Red Roses

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:12 AM

accepted, boss, bus, caught, day, door, father, girl, happen, happened, home, house, job, joey, joeys, jones, months, mother, offered, principal, red, ride, road, roses, school, story, teacher, told, truck, waited

Replies: 5
Views: 1,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2013 08:40 AM; by Ruddy

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Hi from the Goldie

Started by coolie girl, 27th June 2013 09:07 AM

coolie, crime, dabbled, drill, forward, girl, goldie, hand, learning, life, list, money, partner, playing, power, press, proper, shopping, table, time, tomorrow, tools, wood, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2013 12:45 PM; by cava

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Love, honour and obey....?

Started by MBM888, 22nd June 2013 12:44 PM

arm, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, difficulty, dishes, dishwasher, eye, fix, girl, healed, honour, hot, house, laundry, lawn, left, load, love, married, meal, meals, mowed, obey, sandwich, swelling, table, urinates., washed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2013 12:44 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

You Gotta Love Kids

Started by smidsy, 29th May 2013 06:30 PM

####, atheist, book, clumps, cow, death, deer, discuss, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, god, gotta, grass, heaven, hell, horse, kids, life, love, patty, pellets, produces, qualified, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 9
Views: 1,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 02:47 PM; by rrich

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I just got insulted?

Started by bosox, 5th June 2013 06:51 AM

boy, girl, insulted, mirror, paused, swee, unsightly, whuttt, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2013 04:54 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

Child-proof Gate

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2013 11:11 AM

active, barrier, brother-in-law, busy, called, childproof, complete, crawling, dad, daddy, daughter, decided, dropped, erected, front, gate, girl, home, job, nearby, newly, nimbly, reach, roaming, rolled, screwdriver, sister, street, two-year-old, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2013 02:19 PM; by rustynail

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Skews me, it's Skew's Girl's birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th April 2013 10:00 AM

allan, australian, birthday, canadian, celebrate, celebrating, day.cold2bday3, girl, girls, happy, hope, skew, skews, time

Replies: 4
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2013 09:06 PM; by Skew's_Girl

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Roof lining

Started by wooden plane, 6th April 2013 09:20 PM

1992, advance, car, complete, costing, driving, easy, effective, expert, fellas, fix, girl, go-mad, grey, job, liner, lining, lot, mike, quick, roof, simple, simply, sleeping, suggestions, taking, toyota, troopie, worth, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 3,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2013 12:51 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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UPHOLSTERY

Walking the dog

Started by Breslau, 29th March 2013 12:08 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, father, garage, gas, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replied, returned, round, scent, stole, surprised, thread, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2013 12:08 PM; by Breslau

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new girl

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th February 2013 03:10 PM

0.5m, 1200mm, bearer, boardwalk, confusing, dimension, dwhat, economical, flw, girl, job, looked, posts, read, renovateforum.com, span, start, tables, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2013 03:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

White wedding

Started by MBM888, 11th February 2013 12:33 PM

attending, black, bride, child, colour, day, dressed, explained, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life.confetti, moment, mother, time, wearing, wedding, white

Replies: 6
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2013 06:31 PM; by Bob38S

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2DayFM?

Started by Jonzjob, 9th December 2012 09:17 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2dayfm, 2morrowfm, admit, australian, backlash, bbc, bring, call, cancer, cheap, death, djs, e-mailed, edit, forgot, girl, happy, hoax, laugh, news, nice, people, phone, pranks, reply

Replies: 61
Views: 5,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2012 10:47 AM; by FenceFurniture

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WHY MEN GO TO BUNNINGS - the truth at last.

Started by beer is good, 27th November 2012 01:18 AM

add, age, bunnings, check, chick, cologne, crap, crotch, cute, dog, favourite, girl, hair, hands, hat, hole, hot, mans, men, middle, mirror, register, remember, running, school, shirt, shoes, shorts, stop, truth

Replies: 13
Views: 2,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2012 11:20 PM; by BobL

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Hello! I'm the new girl.

Started by Girlatsea, 24th November 2012 10:03 AM

ago, amazing, arrived, brains, brisbane, christmas, day, decoupage, food, forward, frames, furniture-related, girl, knitting, learning, lived, living, london, melbourne, mirror, months, mosaics, pieces, post, prior, project, projects, question, tabletops, woodwork

Replies: 5
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2012 08:09 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Epoxy resin not curing

Started by jaytendo, 9th November 2012 02:26 PM

####, acetone, barely, batch, bottle, built, buy, caps, care, cleaning, close, cured, curing, epoxy, formed, fresh, girl, lots, love, materials, mix, pouring, pretty, project, resin, rest, saved, screw, skin, top

Replies: 6
Views: 5,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2012 09:24 AM; by jaytendo

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FINISHING

Dog attack

Started by artme, 16th September 2012 05:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attack, blood, child, cross, daamage, daughter, dog, extensive, girl, grand, hoping, late, litre+, lost, lot, mastiff, neighbour, rang, savaged, surgery, teras, undergoing, yesterday

Replies: 36
Views: 4,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2012 09:11 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brisbane girl (I'd say lady but I'd be lying LOL)

Started by msmcq, 11th September 2012 01:38 PM

apprenticeship, brisbane, building, discoved, enjoying, extract, furniture, girl, hoping, introduction, lady, learned, learning, lol, lungs, lying, meet, mistakes, nice, oxygen, passion, picking, portfolio, power, pursue, resident, sawdust, standard, timber, tool

Replies: 9
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2012 08:37 AM; by msmcq

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Tool King . com

Started by socratous, 1st February 2011 05:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrived, australia, bit, contend, conversion, day, days, delivered, email, girl, half, imperial, incra, issue, item, items, king, kit, metric, offer, price, received, size, stating, stuff, system, tool, version, week, xmas

Replies: 17
Views: 8,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2012 10:18 PM; by Handyjack

Forum:
PRODUCT REVIEWS

G'day from SA

Started by adelaidegirl, 6th September 2012 04:22 PM

adelaide, advice, bargains, cheersroll, forum, gday, girl, heart, home, hope, hunt, ideas, join, kiddies, letting, spare, time, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2012 12:07 AM; by tdrumnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Smart Girl

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:41 AM

angered, anne, bed, bellevue, cell, continuous, cross, diatribe, eric, fifteen, girl, guess, heart, hey, loudly, meeting, minutes, phone, public, sitting, smart, stupid, sweetheart, talking, thirty, top, train, voice, woman, yelled

Replies: 4
Views: 2,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2012 09:42 PM; by John Williams

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JOKES

Two Irishmen

Started by fenderbelly, 17th July 2012 10:36 AM

admiring, beautiful, buying, catalogue, expensive, eyes, girl, girls, idea, irishman, irishmen, mail, models, pal, pats, price, receive, replies, shes, smiles, weeks, wide, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2012 10:36 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Golfer

Started by fenderbelly, 6th July 2012 07:12 PM

130, 830, a.m, agreed, beer, bit, bullsht, buy, clean, couple, door, eye, girl, golf, golfer, home, late, left, looked, lunch, play, pretty, realized, restroom, road, stop, tavern, time, tire, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2012 11:37 PM; by doug3030

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JOKES

A bit contrary today

Started by underfoot, 12th December 2011 08:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, basil, bit, bought, check, combination, contrary, cue, delivers, drill, explain, finally, flustered, girl, hear, lady, leave, manager, office, photocopied, photocopier, photocopy, plants, predicament, races, reciept, sir, stuff, today, wait

Replies: 33
Views: 4,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2012 06:21 PM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Skew's girl's birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th April 2012 10:40 AM

allan, birthday, canada, canada3bday3, girl, girls, happy, hope, skew, skews

Replies: 3
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2012 11:47 PM; by Christos

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Airline Humor

Started by Barry_White, 11th April 2012 03:59 PM

airline, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, girls, grass, hmmm, horse, humor, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, power, qualified, question, replies, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 2
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2012 06:54 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

Out of the mouths of babes

Started by fenderbelly, 11th November 2011 08:14 AM

attending, babes, black, bride, child, color, day, dressed, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life, moment, mother, mouths, time, wearing, wedding, whispered, white

Replies: 9
Views: 2,007

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 09:22 AM; by cava

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JOKES

Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

bed, black, car, celebrate, cheap, comfy, comment, girl, guys, house, intelligent, junk, living, marriage, married, month, older, problems, reasonable, search, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watch, white, wife, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Brisbane, QLD

Started by EarthborneArt, 25th May 2011 06:08 PM

29yo, appreciated, attached, board, brisbane, cut, finding, friend, girl, hints, piece, ply, qld, scrap, scroll, stained, tips, woodworking, world

Replies: 9
Views: 1,533

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2011 01:10 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Keeping a Confidence

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2011 04:14 PM

arrival, arrived, awaiting, baby, boy, child, confidence, fine, friend, girl, hospital, information, keeping, mine, nurse, phone, policy, reply, telephoned, told, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2011 03:41 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

45 years

Started by powderpost, 30th July 2011 09:55 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2011 08:36 PM; by powderpost

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

aUSSIE GIRL

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2011 09:11 PM

advice, allan, arm, aussie, broken, carry, chop, cleaning, day, demanded, dishes, doctor, eye, girl, healed, hot, house, improvement, laundry, lawn, left, married, meals, provide, ring, swelling, times, wash, wishes, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 07:52 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Hello again

Started by PeteMan, 15th May 2011 07:58 PM

build, business, chance, check, cheers, family, folks, forum, girl, happened, hey, hoping, house, including, lot, months, move, peter, serious, shed, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2011 05:06 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Early arrival - Egyptian style

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th April 2011 12:32 PM

allan, arrival, arrived, arriving, blew, burst, car, doorway, dress, early, egyptian, fancy, friend, girl, horn, invited, kids, mummy.d, party, questioned, requested, style, told, toot, tutankhamun

Replies: 1
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2011 08:17 PM; by olbassy

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JOKES

Same age.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th March 2011 07:53 PM

age, allan, answered, attended, beamed, bitch, cheek, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, dental, diploma, examined, fat, girl, grey, haired, looked, pride, proudly, school, senile, skin, teach, teeth, time, told, ugly, wrinkled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2011 06:32 PM; by AlexHW

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JOKES

Biker humour

Started by Woodwould, 4th February 2011 10:45 PM

bike, biker, bikers, bridge, burly, commit, deep, dressing, famous, finished, girl, humour, insensitive, jump, kiss, leader, lingering, miss, opportunity, parents, real, replied, riding, stopped, suicide, talent, tough, wasting, wow

Replies: 5
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2011 08:49 PM; by stuffy

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JOKES

shoot!

Started by Biggles73, 28th January 2011 07:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2011 07:30 PM; by Biggles73

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JOKES

Newbie

Started by rich88, 19th December 2010 07:35 AM

boxes, boys, build, children, company, craftsmen, days, forum, forward, furniture, girl, grownthankfully, here.2tsup2tsup, learning, live, lurking, married, michigan, mine, newbie, occasional, papermaker.had, pics, piece, pleasure, post, projects, retired, rich, talented

Replies: 9
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 08:57 AM; by mn pete

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

How's that for luck.

Started by munruben, 29th October 2010 04:55 PM

beautiful, deeply, dollars, fallen, girl, guy, hows, life, lottery, love, luck, lucky, married, met, million, model, read, rest, spend, sydney, talk, week, won

Replies: 5
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2010 02:08 PM; by damian

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JOKES

Oz Jnr the 3rd

Started by Ozkaban, 12th October 2010 09:06 AM

3rd, announce, arrival, bolster, causing, cheers, combined, couple, dave, decades, finally, girl, grow, hectic, household, jnr, job, life, normal, occasionally, properly, remiss, return, running, shes, stocks, understandably, whispering, women, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2010 04:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Hard to Tell.....

Started by Rodgera, 1st October 2010 12:24 PM

blue, boy, bystander, daughter, father, forgive, girl, hair, hard, idea, jeans, mother, person, shes, short, sir

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2010 12:24 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Fairy Tales

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:26 PM

begin, daddy, elected, fairy, father, girl, promise, replied, series, tales, time

Replies: 4
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2010 09:55 AM; by Greg Ward

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JOKES

Gidday from Townsville

Started by Mike Busby, 17th August 2010 09:16 AM

1/4, angle, arc, bits, board, boshe, cheapy, circular, couple, dabbler, district, friend, gidday, girl, grinder, guide, holds, honours, jig, local, normaly, ozito, pack, projects, router, starter, tie, townsville, welders, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2010 09:59 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

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