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Is it a new joke or and old joke recycled, i'm not getting excited over it.

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd March 2014 08:06 PM

again.”, excited, home, i’m, joke, lads, message, minutes, paddy, pint, read, recycled, texts, wife, “mary

Replies: 5
Views: 4,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2014 06:32 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

Hello from New York

Started by Bedangerous, 25th January 2014 03:58 PM

excited, fishing, hobby, mitch, people, rods, wonderful, woodturning, york

Replies: 6
Views: 974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2014 07:48 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

new splinter

Started by Glenn C, 26th August 2013 07:16 AM

animal, basic, bigger, buy, cheers, completed, craving, criptic, designs/projecks, dremel, elephant, excited, finding, guidance, improve, learn, objecks, pieces, rhino, ruff, set, shaping, splinter, start, starting, stuff, tips, tools, weak, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2013 08:49 AM; by tdrumnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

If

Started by Timless Timber, 4th August 2013 07:39 AM

10.30, 4.38, agnostic, awake, bed, coffee, dark, dog, doh, drink, dyslexic, excited, insomniac, late, lay, light, night, photons, post, sleep, tired, wondering, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2013 11:17 PM; by doug3030

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

iBloke is onboard

Started by iBloke, 22nd November 2012 10:29 PM

2tsup, arrived, bench, bit, bought, cones, cookie, cookies, excited, existed, gday, gippsland, heads, home, ibloke, onboard, site, stumbling, west, woot

Replies: 14
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2012 08:26 PM; by iBloke

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'day from VIC!

Started by CupcakeCaper, 15th October 2012 02:45 AM

advice, backyard, beginner, classes, counts, exception, excited, experience, fallen, fantastic, finally, forum, forward, gday, hacking, highschool, knowledge, lot, meeting, pick, pretty, projects, prospect, sam, start, terrible, tips, tree, vic, woodworking

Replies: 11
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2012 11:45 PM; by tdrumnut

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Masters Home Improvement

Started by Arry, 10th July 2012 12:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

excited, gates, home, house, improvement, masters, minutes, signs

Replies: 27
Views: 5,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2012 07:39 PM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Magic Car

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2012 11:28 AM

birthday, brought, car, daughter, disappear, eighteenth, excited, explained, handed, keys, magic, quickly, teenage, ticket

Replies: 1
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2012 12:20 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

G'day

Started by 1eyedjosh, 26th December 2011 10:26 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2012 10:48 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Job Impressions

Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2011 09:32 AM

bit, bunch, circus, clowns, colleague, confused, daughter, day, excited, expressed, fun, home, impressions, introduced, job, lot, meet, nice, office, responded, shy, spend, surprise, talked, time, treat

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2011 09:32 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Chris from WA

Started by cfrancisl, 8th March 2011 02:01 PM

2tsup, advice, bought, casual, chris, couple, excited, forward, furniture, gday, googling, graduate, jarrah, joined, move, offering, piggybacking, pretty, priceless, quality, sealing, site, slabs, time, uni

Replies: 3
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2011 09:28 PM; by DorothyHick

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hello from Wichita Falls, TX, USA

Started by seamus7227, 6th January 2011 03:45 AM

2011, 2tsup, excited, falls, joining, participating, pen, site, swap, usa, wichita

Replies: 3
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2011 08:10 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

g'day from a new member

Started by tommohawk, 24th January 2010 04:01 PM

beginner, eagerly, excited, gday, hope, immersing, member, passionate, people, post, tom, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2010 07:58 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Looking forward to building something myself!

Started by holzwurm81, 23rd November 2009 12:06 AM

3182, box, build, building, change, chest, coffee, dear, definatley, excited, experience, flower, forum, forward, found, furniture, holzwurm81, internet, introduction, kilda, love, moved, nice, started, stool, table, treasure, vic, week, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2009 04:35 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Secretary? writing desk / table parts

Started by superfishiwish, 21st July 2009 11:05 AM

assistance, check, design, desk, excited, finish, finished, fold-down, found, hinged, incase, keen, learn, legs, lost, main, minus, parts, picture, purchase, recognises, recommend, restoration, restore, secretary, table, top, type, wood, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 2,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2009 04:37 PM; by ColW

Forum:
RESTORATION

G'day Yall!

Started by tullysum, 28th June 2009 11:23 PM

afford, ahs, aussie, construction, design, excited, forum, furniture, fwd, gday, hiatus, inspired, instrument, love, main, musical, native, pretty, spend, timbers, tools, tully, woodwork, yall

Replies: 3
Views: 846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2009 06:59 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hi Everyone

Started by dandelion, 25th May 2009 09:39 PM

active, excited, forum, forward, hobby, learning, newbe, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2009 09:39 PM; by dandelion

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Gentlemen, please?

Started by bloozsooz, 2nd May 2009 12:09 AM

50s, advice, appreciated, australia, benches, boys, cabinetmaker/s, edging, excited, friends, gentlemen, girls, husband, joined, kitchen, laminate, listened, match, metal, renos, renovating, restraint, sage, stock/make, stuff, style, table, thankyou, updates

Replies: 5
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2009 04:29 PM; by ColW

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Metal edging for benchtops?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd May 2009 09:40 AM

50s, advice, appreciated, australia, benches, benchtops, boys, cabinetmaker/s, edging, excited, friends, girls, joined, kitchen, laminate, listened, match, metal, read, renos, renovateforum.com, renovating, sage, stock/make, stuff, style, table, thankyou, thread, updates

Replies: 0
Views: 2,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2009 09:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

G'day to everyone in 'Woodworking World'

Started by Gascat, 30th April 2009 08:52 PM

again2tsup, backburner, bit, building, cheers, day, excited, forum, forward, furniture, gday, guitar, house, insntrument, job, live, lost, months, music, past, play, pretty, quick, real, sawdust, time, wander, wayne, woodworking, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2009 10:50 AM; by The Bleeder

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'day from WA -- Washington state in the US

Started by Carolyn, 16th March 2009 04:40 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amateurish, class, company, decided, disappointed, earth, engineer, enjoyed, enrolled, excited, exciting, expected, farmer, found, gday, happened, holding, husband, learning, manufacturing, pretty, retired, selling, state, systems, teaching, tool, washington, website, woodturning

Replies: 15
Views: 2,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2009 09:48 PM; by orificiam

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'day Lads

Started by Mitch116, 11th February 2009 09:47 AM

advice, class, excited, gday, heeps, hope, industrial, joined, lads, learn, mitch, peace2tsup, people, projects, studying, technology, timber, timmy111

Replies: 4
Views: 969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:57 AM; by Mitch116

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Is it a boy or a girl?! Who knows...but I'm going to be a Dad!

Started by jackliveshere, 23rd January 2009 09:59 AM

2tsup, announce, baby, birth, boy, cheers, crack, crib, dad, decided, dunno, excited, girl, hands, hot, knowsbut, love, nice, pregnant, projects, red, scan, screen, tangible, time, ultra, wife, wise, woodwork, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2009 11:56 AM; by GEEHARD

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Woohoo! I just passed my frame inspection!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

announce, building, caught, complain, crossed, desperate, excited, frame, framing, hurdle, inspection, minutes, nervous, passed, roof, single, surveyor, woohoo, world

Replies: 0
Views: 980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

First time sander....

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

bare, carpet, clean, cyprus, drum, excited, excuse, forum, grain, house, incase, laquer, light, orbital, paint, pine, project, purchased, questions, renos, sander, sanding, splatters, stain, start, stuff, stupid, time, wondering, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM

agree, babies, call, calling, collar, died, dog, dogs, excited, floor, half, leave, leaves, lot, mad, men, night, notice, paper, parents, pervert, pickup, ride, smells, studded, stuff, truck, visit, wake, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Steps to take in removing old plaster

Started by dongi, 24th April 2008 12:00 PM

additional, advance, advise, appreciated, archs, battened, day, donna, easy, excellent, excited, exhausted, freezing, half, insulate, opportunity, people, plaster, plasterer, possibly, remove, removing, sister, skip, skirts, steps, thinking, weekend, whew, winter

Replies: 7
Views: 4,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2008 09:23 PM; by bugsy

Forum:
PLASTERING

Bathroom Vanities - Where to Buy

Started by Damon_11, 12th July 2006 01:35 AM

appeal, basin, bathroom, bidding, buy, ceramic, dilema, e-bay, east, excited, folks, glass, modern, people, perth, plenty, price, reno, shipment, silly, source, standard, style, styles, suggest, suggestions, tap, units, vanities, white

Replies: 8
Views: 4,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 08:28 PM; by jags

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

What tree isn't made of wood???

Started by aljenit, 12th March 2008 09:09 PM

1/2, believed, brother, canada.needless, england, excited, family, father, fathers, found, history, living, lost, mother, multiple, recently, rellies, researching, savoury/unsavoury, sort, southend, tree, tree.i, trees, wood, wooden

Replies: 13
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 11:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ray's first soccer game

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:48 PM

allan, attend, awake, barry, calendar, clapping, excited, game, hands, invited, mark, match, minute, months, ray, rays, replied, scored, soccer, started, stole, suddenly, team, vigorously

Replies: 1
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Simply Must Read This!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd March 2008 10:13 PM

29th, bin, cancelled, choosing, commented, deliveries, excited, final, free, friends, grabbed, home, john, lad, letdown, lucky, mail, march, mate, mate2tsup, packed, paragraph, pyjamas, rang, read, reading, relatives, sentence, simply, toothbrush

Replies: 12
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 05:32 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

More Sorry Suggestions

Started by dazzler, 10th February 2008 10:52 AM

18 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 18

add, apologising, army, behalf, born, channel, cheers, clothes, control, dazzler, excited, excuse, exiling, family, feel, free, grandfather, grandmother, hugenot, islands, land, list, mother, ring, short, stealing, suggestions, taking, uncle, wearing

Replies: 264
Views: 24,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 07:53 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New job

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th January 2008 10:05 PM

allan, arrived, barry, breaks, calendar, coffee, excited, fantastic, found, holidays, home, job, monday, months, morning, paid, pay, perks, pleased, replied, sounds, start, stole, terrific, wife, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:25 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Sheep shearing time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th December 2007 10:22 AM

allan, barry, due, dying, excited, fleece, glee, half, hands, hey, hope, john, lots, money, naked, replied, rubbing, season, selling, shearing, sheep, spending, time, wait, wild, women, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 01:12 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

This is Brilliant

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2007 11:19 AM

bars, brilliant, cage, crazy, dead, door, dress, excited, fall, fan, flips, flung, gorilla, grabbed, hand, headache, husband, noises, noticing, pink, ripped, shut, skin, slammed, straps, suggested, tear, wake, wearing, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 09:09 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Twins

Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 07:32 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 11:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Eating out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th August 2007 04:39 PM

allan, anticipated, arrived, dinner, door, doorstep, dying, eating, excited, home, hope, jam, lights, locked, night, rang, sandwich, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 10:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Melbourne F1 Grand Prix

Started by martrix, 15th March 2007 10:23 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

beer, cool, day, day?apart, drink, earplugsrolleyes, excited, feel, grand, kid, melbourne, position, priced, prix, prost, royal, saturday, set, showu, stand, sunday, ticket, tips, tomorrow, track

Replies: 30
Views: 5,980

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 02:30 PM; by martrix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Cabbie & The Nun

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:42 PM

alley, blush, cab, cabbie, catholic, child, confess, crying, dear, driver, excited, fantasy, forgive, fulfills, halloween, hooker, jewish, kevin, kiss, lied, married, nun, offend, party, pull, road, single, sinned, staring, starts

Replies: 3
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 09:35 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Don't feel like it tonite....

Started by WoodyKnot, 18th October 2006 08:29 PM

added, baffled, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, dropped, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, love, pair, satisfy, sexual, shopping, started, stuff, tennis, tonight, tonite, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 10:56 PM; by Ramps

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JOKES

M&F (different planets)

Started by Andy Mac, 12th October 2006 10:01 AM

buy, clothes, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, mandf, outfit, pair, picked, planets, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 11:15 AM; by Bob38S

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JOKES

First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

Forum:
JOKES

How To Set Stumps In Concrete

Started by buzza1, 23rd August 2006 03:07 PM

advice, afraid, blokes, chris, concrete, confused, excited, extension, ground, height, holes, intelligent, levels, lose, lost, offer, planning/building, post, pretty, process, set, setting, sink, stumps, trick, underneath, wet

Replies: 6
Views: 13,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 09:35 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

In Touch

Started by fred.n, 10th June 2006 09:37 PM

bracelet, buy, clothes, compliment, day, department, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewellery, love, outfit, pair, satisfy, sexual, shipwreck, shoes, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, touch, wave, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 05:19 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Working dog

Started by Andy Mac, 18th February 2006 04:27 PM

biting, broken, bugger, cactus, chance, cheers, coat, dig, dog, dogs, domaind, excited, extremely, garden, havoc, jack, job, move, named, photo, roots, russell, spud, spuddie, terrier, transplanted, trees, underneath, working, wreaking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2006 10:07 PM; by ss_11000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fido

Started by Wood Borer, 30th November 2005 02:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2005 09:48 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

stupid people stories

Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 01:20 AM

actual, amount, boss, call, card, computers, credit, day, deer, employees, excited, explained, idiots, lab, local, neighbor, office, partner, people, police, receipt, shortest, signature, signed, stories, stupid, suspect, taco, time, visibly

Replies: 1
Views: 2,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 11:02 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Do You Count Your Years When You Grow Older?

Started by Barry_White, 3rd September 2005 01:23 PM

$aging, bad, brakes, ceremony, changed, count, dreams, excited, fractions, fun, gonna, grow, half, happened, kids, makes, milk, older, oooohh, pushing, reach50, realize, slipping, sound, sour-dumpling, throw, whoa, words, wrong, years$

Replies: 14
Views: 1,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 08:52 PM; by himzol

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why do men pee standing up

Started by Tikki, 28th June 2005 05:52 PM

adam, allowed, amusement, badly, brain, called, creating, delight, eve, excited, feet, god, guess, hit, humans, laughing, left, men, pee, rock, sand, standing, started, stuck, stump, ten, told, watched, whizzing, wrote

Replies: 12
Views: 2,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 09:42 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

When you grow old...

Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM

1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 01:09 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

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