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Instant Cure

Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2014 09:57 AM

afflicted, afternoon, arrived, button, buttonhole, cure, deal, doctor, found, gasped, head, hope, ills, imagination, inquired, instant, kinds, lift, looked, materialize, nervous, patient, straighten, sudden, top, trousers, unhitch, vest, whalan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2014 11:35 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Help! Staining from overhanging balcony after heavy rain onto car below

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd February 2013 12:10 PM

attached, balcony, beading, blue, board, car, covers, discovered, downpour, front, house, join, leak, leaking, past, rain, read, sealed, stain, stopped, storey, sudden, thursday, tiles, timber, upper, water, weird.the, winter

Replies: 0
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2013 12:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Little old lady drivers

Started by A Duke, 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM

blast, cardigan, couple, cow, drivers, driving, force, hit, hoons, knees, knitting, lady, officer, past, pig, pigs, pull, road, roaring, shout, shouts, silly, siren, slowly, steering, sudden, the%, ther, time, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

help with road base under pavers

Started by juliank1, 2nd February 2012 06:34 PM

2100, base, builds, cheaply, compactor, drainage, fill, fix, floods, garden, hire, hole, hose, house, kids, movement, moving, pavers, pay, playing, road, short, slightly, slope, slopes, space, story, sudden, top, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2012 06:38 PM; by Big Shed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

any disasters from putting shellac over sticky linseed ?

Started by JDarvall, 23rd September 2011 09:40 AM

attempt, careful, coat, disasters, dry, finish, fix, forever, fricken, happen, layer, linseed, putting, seal, shellac, sticky, sudden, term, thin, unsticky

Replies: 7
Views: 2,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2011 07:02 AM; by JDarvall

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FINISHING

Worth a giggle.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th July 2011 05:00 PM

aeroplane, aisle, board, bomb, breakneck, defecated, detected, dog, duty, feet, giggle, handler, handlers, heroin, impressed, left, meant, passenger, paw, plane, pocket, remarked, replied, rushing, seat, sitting, speed, sudden, tapped, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2011 05:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

A Catholic Heart Attack

Started by groverwa, 16th August 2010 10:47 AM

agitated, attack, awakened, bank, bill, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, cost, god, health, heart, insurance, lifesaving, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, sudden, suffered, surgery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2010 06:15 PM; by metester

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JOKES

Call centre operators

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th June 2010 05:25 PM

ago, allan, bit, boxes, cable, centre, computer, connected, cord, dark, failure, follow, hour, lean, manuals, monitor, operator, operators, power, prompt, purchased, reach, real, screen, store, stupid, sudden, taking, telstra, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2010 07:54 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Size matters

Started by Tools, 5th September 2009 09:03 PM

forums, ideas, matters, normal, reason, reno, site, size, sudden, tools, wht

Replies: 2
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2009 07:44 AM; by Tools

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Adult Shops

Started by Rossluck, 27th May 2009 04:25 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

adult, bit, brothel, complex, deceased, feel, front, happening, hard, industrial, innuendo, major, nearby, noticed, plaster, precinct, prude, qld, questions, rise, seedy, seedy/embarrassed, sex, shop, shopping, shops, sudden, worried, write, writing

Replies: 39
Views: 4,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2009 01:16 PM; by two fingers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

how can i hide power wires in conduit sticking out of ground?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th February 2009 04:10 PM

build, buy, cables, conduit, decided, foundations, ground, hide, house, ideas, laid, lines, months, pipe, planned, power, read, rear, renovateforum.com, route, run, shed, sitting, sticking, street, sudden, thread, verandah, water, wires

Replies: 0
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2009 04:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Honda copy motors

Started by Rossluck, 12th February 2006 02:01 PM

5.5, attraction, buy, chinese-honda, chonda, chondas, copy, death, died, economy, engines, experience, experienced, false, feel, genuine, honda, honda-copy, hondas, late, motors, price, quarter-of-the-honda, ran, stroke, substantially, sudden, thirties, time

Replies: 11
Views: 9,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 08:20 AM; by davey1000

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Bacon Tree

Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded

Replies: 3
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 08:46 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Obviously a woody

Started by fenderbelly, 15th June 2008 12:26 AM

,tell, @#@#, bar, barman, bit, bunnings, cold, guy, karate, knocking, korea, kung, leaves, sat, saysthats, short, shovel, smacks, sudden, thug, time, wakes, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 12:26 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Kitchen Nightmare - Please help! Perth

Started by tamakai, 6th May 2008 05:07 PM

adjusted, advice, appreciated, benches, built, cabinetmakers, cabinets, couple, day, decided, doors, elses, finish, fixing, friend, job, joining, kitchen, months, nightmare, perth, properly, reluctant, removed, splashbacks, squared, started, sudden, tamakai, thornlie

Replies: 7
Views: 3,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 01:23 PM; by jags

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KITCHENS

Steet Directory Syndrome

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 4th February 2008 09:34 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, constant, directory, driving, facilitating, feel, floor, fumbled, green, hastily, hurry, law, murphys, music, noticed, phenomena, refastening, refer, releasing, seatbelt, steet, street, sudden, syndrome, theme, this?rolleyes, truth, twilight, universal, zone

Replies: 20
Views: 2,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 10:23 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Political thief

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2008 10:33 PM

1000, bushes, cried, day, demanded, fairly, hard, home, jumped, late, masked, money, night, p.m, political, politician, politicians, sudden, thief

Replies: 2
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 07:43 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Federal Gov' Censorship

Started by Waldo, 1st January 2008 11:29 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

access, anymore, attached, azureus, censorship, content, continue, downloads, draw, federal, filter, forbidden, gov, image, lifted, line, message, morning, programme, restrictive, sand, screenshot, search, set, studio, sudden, time, travel, view, words

Replies: 55
Views: 5,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 06:20 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Anyone noticed?

Started by Article99, 10th September 2007 11:31 PM

$110, $110m, absolutely, affluent, bloody, brigades, bugger, burning, cfa, costing, dollar, farmers, flu, fund, gippsland, government, industry, left, million, money, noticed, owners, package, pollies, screech, ses, sets, sort, sudden, volunteers

Replies: 8
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2007 10:52 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why are my floor boards suddenly cracking after 90 years ?

Started by mick101, 15th July 2007 10:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6-8, arc, boards, cracking, culprit, degrees, doors, dry, floor, foot, hand, heater, hot, month, moved, moving, occuring, palm, pics, radius, rain, slightly, splits, sudden, suddenly, touch, warm, warming, windows, years

Replies: 26
Views: 9,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2007 05:37 PM; by mick101

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Speed Camera Fines

Started by silentC, 24th August 2006 10:27 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

border, camera, defending, fines, govt, halt, lose, millions, nsw, paying, relocate, speed, speeding, spend, sudden, time, victorian

Replies: 33
Views: 4,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 10:10 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Possible bug??

Started by Toolin Around, 14th June 2006 08:40 PM

bug, close, closing, completely, explorer, happen, internet, load, loaded, noticed, offending, restart, return, scroll, start, sudden, suddenly, thread, times, viewing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2006 08:58 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pictures on forum items

Started by QbnDusty, 7th June 2006 11:18 PM

box, confused, firefox, forever, forum, gurus, indication, items, pics, pictures, sudden, thumbnail, thumbnails

Replies: 5
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 03:18 AM; by HJ0

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Leaky Problem

Started by Wood Butcher, 2nd January 2006 09:36 AM

bandages, bloke, bloody, day, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, drip, dripping, fella, graft, hell, leaky, loking, nose, penis, problem, procedure, replies, skin, snnniiiiiiiifffffff, starting, stops, sudden, surgery, tells, wait, weeks, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 2,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2006 09:36 AM; by Wood Butcher

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JOKES

Is there no Peace?

Started by Daddles, 25th December 2005 01:44 AM

beaned, berserk, boot, buggers, dog, dumped, finally, flamin, fuss, heck, lounge, nicked, peace, rest, richard, ruddy, scotchmad, shut, sleep, stuff, sudden

Replies: 5
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2005 10:56 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

No smilies

Started by Gumby, 8th November 2005 06:39 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, anymore, click, happened, post, smilies, sudden, todays, upgrade

Replies: 37
Views: 4,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2005 05:48 PM; by Gumby

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

A different type of tree - very clean joke

Started by Wood Borer, 24th June 2005 12:49 PM

amigo, bacon, breath, bush, clean, close, closely, deed, desert, donforget, dying, ees, eet, gun, ham, hear, joke, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, pepe, races, smeell, smell, sudden, tree, type, warn

Replies: 6
Views: 2,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:50 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Fuel Tank on 2003 Toyota Prado

Started by burn, 18th April 2005 01:20 AM

2003, appears, burn, common, dissappears, effect, fault, fill, flapping, fuel, hang, happy, hear, lemon, litres, owners, peoples, prado, prados, rear, replaced, rest, sound, stop, sudden, tank, tanks, tinny, toyota, vehicle

Replies: 1
Views: 2,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 11:52 AM; by Christopha

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

stress control (part 2)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:48 PM

black, camaro, car, control, direction, finally, flying, isle, lady, leave, leaving, mall, move, parking, plenty, pull, pulling, pulls, shes, slowly, space, space., stall, started, stress, sudden, time, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2005 12:18 AM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

Outraged

Started by Daddles, 10th March 2005 09:46 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

calm, cheers, collective, cripes, days, eek, excuse, gum, hell, hug, nice, outraged, post, reasonable, richard, serious, shock, strain, sudden, system, tree, wrong

Replies: 31
Views: 3,860

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2005 07:48 AM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Luck.

Started by Iain, 20th February 2005 08:12 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 05:04 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Mystry with the Forum

Started by Barry_White, 20th July 2004 05:50 PM

bold, build, click, coming, forum, gremlin, lettering, log, morning, mystry, page, pages, people, post, posts, random, reset, robbo, sudden, wondering

Replies: 14
Views: 3,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2004 08:59 AM; by silentC

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Gardening tip

Started by Christopha, 20th July 2004 05:46 PM

air, atop, boom, college, drives, dynamite, empty, farm, fuse, gardening, gradjyate, hardware, hole, home, house, lights, neighbor, outhouse, picks, poop, shooting, short, spreading, stick, sticks, store, sudden, tells, tip, youngn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 06:07 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Oh sh#t

Started by Eastie, 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM

beast, bloke, boat, bows, closes, confused, eyes, food, god, head, huge, jaws, knowing, lie, light, lord, pulls, receive, replies, scared, sh#t, shark, shocked, starts, stops, sudden, swimming, time, true, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2002 12:26 PM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Bandsaw Blues

Started by ubeaut, 1st November 2001 07:35 AM

10mm, bandsaw, blazes, blue, blues, cook, cookie, entered, fowl, instantly, jarrah, noses, pinched, rotten, shaving, shed, size, slowed, smell, strewth, sudden, vicar

Replies: 11
Views: 3,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2001 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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A Woodies Yarn

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Instant Cure

Help! Staining from overhanging balcony after heavy rain onto car below

Little old lady drivers

help with road base under pavers

any disasters from putting shellac over sticky linseed ?

Worth a giggle.

A Catholic Heart Attack

Call centre operators

Size matters

Adult Shops

how can i hide power wires in conduit sticking out of ground?

Honda copy motors

The Bacon Tree

Obviously a woody

Kitchen Nightmare - Please help! Perth

Steet Directory Syndrome

Political thief

Federal Gov' Censorship

Paddy

Anyone noticed?

Why are my floor boards suddenly cracking after 90 years ?

Speed Camera Fines

Possible bug??

Pictures on forum items

singing in church

Leaky Problem

Is there no Peace?

No smilies

A different type of tree - very clean joke

Fuel Tank on 2003 Toyota Prado

stress control (part 2)

Outraged

Luck.

Nurse Nancy

Mystry with the Forum

Gardening tip

Oh sh#t

Bandsaw Blues