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ANY GOVERNMENT.

Started by bullfright, 23rd May 2014 08:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

actions, amount, animals, branch, care, dependent, distributing, feed, free, government, grow, handouts, hear, irony, judge, learn, lesson, lunatics, money, parks, payments, policy, proud, provincial, reason, services, social, stated, todays, welfare

Replies: 15
Views: 3,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 11:09 PM; by CAG

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

English language group names

Started by Dengue, 19th April 2014 01:12 PM

aggressive, animals, baboons, collective, congress, cows, dangerous, english, explains, familiar, flock, group, herd, intelligent, language, loudest, murder, names, noun, nouns, obnoxious, owls, parliament, pretty, primates, proper, viciously, wise, wonderfully, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2014 01:12 PM; by Dengue

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Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

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Executive toy

Started by Handyjack, 7th June 2013 07:52 PM

3600, adult, animals, children, colours, construct, describe, due, executive, harm, hours, magnets, nanodots, octopus, office, serious, spherical, suitable, swallowed, toy, yellow

Replies: 5
Views: 1,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2013 10:22 AM; by BobL

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Greetings from Virginia

Started by jimmyz, 25th February 2013 01:24 PM

animals, birds, class, completing, compound-cut, contribute, craft, days, earlier, fairs, family, forward, friends, hand, items, kitchen, lathe, objects, retired, scenery, scrolled, scrolling, set, site, stool, time, tools, virginia, woodworking, workbench

Replies: 5
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2013 12:02 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Flies under pergola

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd March 2013 08:20 PM

animals, apparent, congregated, cooler, finished, flies, fly, garbage, gathering, mass, middle, nearby, orgy, pergola, puke, read, reason, renovateforum.com, rid, sticky, strips, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 3,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2013 08:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

The Stockman and the Banker

Started by MBM888, 1st October 2012 04:27 PM

150, animals, answer, banker, bundle, business, car, correct, finally, hi-tech, invited, laser, looked, miniaturised, paddock, page, paid, printer, prints, report, response, select, sheep, sheep”, stockman, watches, “if, “that

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2012 04:27 PM; by MBM888

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Environment and health re fibreglass work

Started by Kidbee, 5th September 2012 06:41 PM

activity, air, animal, animals, break, building, canoes, cow, eat, environment, exposed, fibreglass, glass, grass, heading, health, including, ingest, nearby, particles, resins, risks, sanding, set, shed, situation, suitable, toxic, travel, work

Replies: 7
Views: 2,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2012 12:02 AM; by soundman

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SAFETY

Bears

Started by BEKKY, 12th December 2011 04:57 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2011 04:57 PM; by BEKKY

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An afternoon laugh

Started by mic-d, 20th June 2011 02:21 PM

‪klaatu42s, afternoon, animal, animals, bad, cat, channel‬‏, dog, dubs, frustrated, guy, kack, laugh, laughing1, mystic, talking, video, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 09:55 PM; by robbo266317

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Four Corners Tonight - A Bloody Business

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 31st May 2011 01:12 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

animals, australian, aware, ben, bloody, business, cattle, corners, cousins, cruelty, disturbing, father, feel, finding, food, humans, inflicted, inquiry, media, pain, q&a, sick, slaughterhouses, smith, solution, start, story, tonight, undertaken, whilst

Replies: 40
Views: 4,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2011 11:09 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Construction sites-more dangerous than you think

Started by artme, 26th May 2011 06:09 PM

alligator, animals, bobcats, brumbies, caterpillars, clips, construction, cranes, crawlers, dangerous, dingoes, dodge, falcons, gopher, gorillas, grease, huskies, kangas, ladder, monkey, rams, realized, roaming, sites, sites-more, sitesmore, thereddrolleyes, zoo

Replies: 9
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2011 06:59 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from VIC

Started by kwaka, 16th January 2011 08:12 AM

advice, animals, chainsaw, fairly, gday, initiated, mornin, readin, time, tips, vic

Replies: 3
Views: 957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2011 08:31 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

blue crabs

Started by Rifleman1776, 21st July 2010 06:56 AM

animals, australia, blue, crabmeat, crabs, crawling, dine, e-mail, edible, folks, friend, goodies, goodness, huge, hugely, live, pictures, shopping, unusual, walking

Replies: 10
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2010 07:31 PM; by Foo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hi from the uk

Started by shropshire lad, 3rd June 2010 08:44 PM

aka, animals, antler, carve, crooks, day, dressing, forum, forward, hardwoods, lad, learn, lot, lucky, majority, market, mates, mills, plenty, retired, shropshire, spirits, started, stick, sticks, threads, time, tony, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2010 11:45 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Duck into a bar.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd March 2010 07:38 PM

allan, amazing, animals, bar, barman, beer, business, cages, caravans, card, circus, day, duck, enquired, heck, live, met, offer, pays, perform, performers, plasterer, recently, replied, ringmaster, sandwich, tent, told, town, usual

Replies: 5
Views: 2,007

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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IQ Test

Started by gawdelpus, 27th November 2009 03:32 PM

analysis, animals, answer, banana, bananas, chimp, chimpanzee, coconut, coconuttree, compete, complete, decide, dense, dull, fastest, giraffe, hopeless, lion, moron, overworked, relax, scroll, seconds.got, squirrel, stressed, tall, test, time, tree, win

Replies: 4
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 07:43 PM; by gawdelpus

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How much are you're pets worth to you?

Started by nihilism, 14th November 2009 12:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20000, $4500, afford, animals, bad, bones, call, cars, cat, cats, cost, dogs, feel, forking, hit, issues, kid, medical, money, operation, opinion, parents, pets, recover, sleep, spent, treatment, vet, worse, worth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2009 01:52 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Some interesting Observations

Started by fenderbelly, 9th September 2009 01:15 PM

animals, bell, bugs, cats, clean, coffins, day, days, dead, dirt, food, graveyard, hot, house, interesting, lead, nice, observations, peas, people, poor, porridge, pot, roof, slippery, thresh, tie, wake, water, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 11:37 PM; by fenderbelly

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"Amish Ticket"

Started by bullfright, 25th February 2009 02:17 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 03:06 PM; by fenderbelly

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A cowboy named bud

Started by wheelinround, 25th November 2008 08:35 AM

amused, animals, bud, business, calf, calves, car, cowboy, cows, email, finally, guess, herd, hey, image, mountainous, named, nasa, overseeing, pasture, photo, receives, remote, report, satellite, select, stuffs, trunk, watches, yuppie

Replies: 5
Views: 1,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2008 10:04 PM; by Rodgera

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Non-toxic finish for external use

Started by petersemple, 20th November 2008 11:08 AM

animals, cages, exterior, external, finish, gnaw, guinea, kill, non-toxic, nontoxic, outdoors, peter, pigs, shellac, suggest

Replies: 5
Views: 2,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2008 06:46 PM; by timdavis@activ8

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FINISHING

Who wins

Started by fenderbelly, 13th October 2008 01:15 PM

analysis, animals, answer, aro-d, banana, bananas, carefully, chimpanzee, coconut, compete, complete, decide, dull, fastest, giraffe, guess, hopelessly, idiot, lion, moron, overworked, pass, relax, scroll, squirrel, stressed, stupid, time, tree, wins

Replies: 3
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 11:00 AM; by rrich

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BBQs can fix global warming!

Started by weisyboy, 24th July 2008 06:28 PM

add, animals, barbie, bbqs, becuas, chose, contrary, decided, eating, enviroment, fire, fix, funds, global, kill, meat, mother, nature, night, populte, raise, save, seams, stop, summer, tagile, vegetarian, warming, watchinf, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2008 10:56 PM; by switt775

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Animals must be superior

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th July 2008 08:03 PM

allan, animals, bother, clicks, cup, day, entered, horse, horses, human, melbourne, mouse, people, race, superior, teach, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 08:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hew to spuk nuw zulander

Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2008 10:30 AM

aircraft, animals, beard, beers, bitten, boeing, bun, button, computer, dozen, ear, half, hew, insect, nuw, peck, sivven, spuk, suck, suitcase, tin, zulander, ….…, ………, …………, ………….…, ……………, ………………, …………………, ……………………

Replies: 3
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2008 09:08 AM; by Ozkaban

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Year 2008

Started by wheelinround, 23rd June 2008 07:33 PM

2008, animals, ark, australia, authorities, build, building, coming, complaint, forgive, government, hire, insisted, living, local, looked, lord, months, noah, plan, rain, save, sea, start, system, told, trading, wood, yard, year

Replies: 5
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 03:41 PM; by rrich

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Eve's Side Of The Story

Started by wheelinround, 19th June 2008 04:11 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, cr%p, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, fantastic, favourite, feel, garden, god, mate, middle, oversight, paired, passed, reached, removed, replied, rib, story, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 07:03 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Stuttering cat

Started by Dangermouse, 20th May 2008 11:07 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, cat, censored2, door, explaining, fence, fffff, girl, grade, hand, human, jumped, kitty, kitty-cat, lives, mustve, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttering, teacher, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 12:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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New Apartment

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 01:04 PM

ages, animals, answered, apartment, behaved, children, earnestly, employed, family, manager, military, professionally, property, prospective, proudly, questions, residence, single-family, tenants, twelve, unit, usual, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 01:04 PM; by Rodgera

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Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

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Message from Noah

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:04 PM

adders, allan, animals, ark, busily, calendar, chasing, finished, message, months, multiply, noah, replied, shouted, snakes, stole, voyage

Replies: 3
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 07:26 AM; by wheelinround

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Shipwrecked woodie

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th December 2007 08:01 AM

animals, ashore, birds, island, light, marooned, night, notices, purple, sand, shipwrecked, skin, sky, surprise, trees, wanders, washed, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 05:10 PM; by fenderbelly

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Mystery Spots

Started by Metal Head, 27th October 2007 11:09 PM

animals, apple, attached, birds, blanket, cheers, concrete, cut, door, droppings, garage, garage~, half, hell, idea, images, like%t, mystery, pips, spots, stick, takenrolleyes, theys

Replies: 4
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 03:06 PM; by Metal Head

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

The Cat

Started by nev25, 25th October 2007 03:22 PM

animals, bowl, cat, concoction, contents, dish, fast, front, hanging, harmed, house, lapped, leave, night, petrol, ran, repulse, return, rid, road, sniff, sniffed, stopped, stray, surprise, times, told, watched, yard, yarn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 07:26 AM; by woodcutta

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Flu

Started by wheelinround, 25th August 2007 09:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptance, alive, angle, animals, bat, bird, blind, care, caresroll, cough, days, describe, dog, drivers, duck, epidemic, flu, horse, human, humans, illness, kennel, lame, nsw, presonally, races, radio, sick, stopping, symptoms

Replies: 15
Views: 2,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 06:37 PM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ark #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th August 2007 08:39 AM

animals, ark, bigger, boat, build, called, carp, deal, decks, fish, god, lots, mountain, multi-storey, noah, time

Replies: 5
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 08:01 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Stuttering

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2007 09:35 AM

4th, animals, ate, biology, describe, door, explaining, fence, ffff, girl, grade, hand, human, incident, jumped, kitty, lives, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttered, stuttering, teacher, volunteered, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 09:35 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Fence, which side of the posts does the wire go on?

Started by Matt88s, 25th May 2007 12:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animals, barbed/barbless, building, care, decide, fasteners, fence, fences, horse, inside, neighbors, nice, pop, posts, proper, push, pushing, putting, started, usual, wire, wondering

Replies: 15
Views: 5,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2007 12:36 AM; by Doughboy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

What is going on in Tasmania?

Started by woodbe, 9th April 2007 04:37 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

animals, announced, appalls, apparently, bit, carbon, continue, de-forestation, federal, fire, government, lands, magnificent, money, native, overland, plan, planted, practice, preventing, smoke, species, spend, tasmania, timber, track, trading, walking, woodchip, world

Replies: 92
Views: 13,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2007 06:07 PM; by ozwinner

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Bungendore Wood Works

Started by oges, 21st October 2006 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animals, browse, buildings, bungendore, continued, day, drove, envious, gallery, hanging, impressive, kms, leather, lot, nice, noticed, relations, road, shop, stuffed, talented, tied/nailed, town, tree, trees, wander, wood, woodies, works, zeds

Replies: 21
Views: 4,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 07:13 PM; by Baz

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

One for the Ladies

Started by Baz, 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM

animals, bed, class, garage, girl, hand, jackass, jaguar, ladies, life, mink, mom, pay, raised, row, teacher, tiger

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM; by Baz

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Zoo Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:33 AM

animals, daddy, days, eek, excitedly, exclaimed, father, finally, home, johnny, mother, parents, pestered, reluctant, replied, returned, taking, talked, time, trip, yeah, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 05:14 PM; by rrich

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Eve's Side of the Story

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 10:23 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, ewe, favorite, fix, garden, god, half, immediately, mate, middle, overlooked, passed, reached, removed, replied, story, tit, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:15 PM; by coastie

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locusts

Started by dzcook, 26th March 2006 10:34 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 08:15 PM; by chromis

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Calling in sick

Started by echnidna, 17th March 2006 10:23 AM

animals, buck, button, calling, cat, disposal, flight, hanging, head, injury, kitchen, loudly, lying, masculine, matter, naked, paramedics, rate, recent, region, reset, shower, sick, silent, sink, top, weight, wife, wild, worse

Replies: 4
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 06:32 PM; by Ian007

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Chimps Freed From Research

Started by oges, 23rd February 2006 08:27 AM

=-=-=-=, animals, antonio, chimpanzee, chimps, closed, experiments, follow, freed, halt, lead, live, lives, mcgrath, move, peace, program, quarters, refuge, research, robert, rolleyes, safer, san, sending, senior, texas, university, vice-president, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 08:56 AM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Canadian Kiwi joke

Started by Trav, 15th August 2005 06:12 PM

animals, australian, bar, barman, bartender, bloke, boys, canada, canadian, drive, expecting, grins, guy, hick, joke, kiwi, kiwis, mount, shandy, sitting, taxi, taxidermist, tixi, tixidermist, visitor, walks, yells, zealand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2005 06:12 PM; by Trav

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The first Woodie

Started by Paul H, 5th August 2005 01:28 AM

animals, ark, boss, build, called, carp, carpark, earth, feel, fill, fish, god, god;, levels, lots, multi-level, noah, time, woodie, woodworker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2005 11:36 AM; by LineLefty

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