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What is this pipe?

Started by tony2096, 9th August 2023 11:22 PM

529606529607, adding, additional, ago, angle, attached, avoid, bringing, brown, clay, coming, council, drainage, enters, flooding, initially, months, pictures, pipe, property, purpose, puzzled, repeat, rid, sloping, strange, strip, terracotta, water, wrong

Replies: 9
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2023 03:31 PM; by droog

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PLUMBING

If only women could trust their husbands ….

Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM

bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
JOKES

Timed light switch

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd December 2010 12:12 PM

alternatively, automatically, circuit, constantly, enters, garage, leaving, light, lights, motion, option, predetermined, sensor, setup, switch, switches, swmbo, time, timed, timer, wired

Replies: 14
Views: 2,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 08:42 AM; by NCArcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Getting glue into splits in timber

Started by Black Bear, 2nd December 2009 03:58 PM

adn, amount, attached, clamp, clamping, clean, cork, deep, ensure, enters, excess, glue, hav, hit, hypo, hypodermic, joking, larger, needle, pressure, pva, repair, sharp, split, splits, syringe, timber, time, vet, wipe

Replies: 0
Views: 2,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2009 03:58 PM; by Black Bear

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Great Southern Failure

Started by steven, 19th May 2009 04:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$30m, 2005, accountant, action, advised, available;, banks, class, creditors, decline, enters, eye, failure, felled, great, information, invest, lost, meeting, melbourne, money, page, planned, ponzi, reading, receivership, restructuring, scheme, southern, support

Replies: 15
Views: 4,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2009 12:50 AM; by Greg Q

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Elect cable in orange PVC in trench?

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

anticipation, backfill, building, cable, concrete, depth, edge, elect, enters, house, installed, laid, lay, leaves, marker, mechanical, orange, pipe, plastic, protection, provide, pvc, question, reading, signs, slab, sparkie, strip, trench, unencased

Replies: 0
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

absolutely, alike, allan, clicks, continuously, dressed, enters, friday, greeter, hard-faced, hell, idiot, kmart, loud, love, mouse, obscenities, replied, screams, scrubby, slob, sons, special, stopped, teach, ten, twins, ugly, unattractive, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

Brickie has a shave

Started by munruben, 23rd April 2008 02:53 PM

alan, alans, ball, barber, barry, brickie, bring, cheeks, close, closest, enters, excuse, foaming, garbled, gum, left, mentions, p.s, proceeds, razor, shave, shop, speech, strokes, swallow, taking, tomorrow, waiting, wallan, wooden

Replies: 5
Views: 2,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:05 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

When you have to go !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd April 2008 11:41 AM

alley, american, blessing, bobby, call, comfortable, decent, decides, delivery, embassy, english, enters, feels, fellow, follow, french, gate, grass, hedges, hospitality, lawns, leads, london, policemans, public, relieves, replied, restroom, sir, whiz

Replies: 3
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 06:16 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Replacing toilet pedestal-advice needed

Started by tigger, 17th January 2008 01:16 AM

accessible, bella, bend, bought, collar, enters, inside, leading, line, low, mix, mortar, needed, pedestal, pedestal-advice, pedestaladvice, pipe, position, raymor, replace, replacing, sealed, sewer, sewerage, strength, suite, surround, toilet, visible, waste

Replies: 5
Views: 4,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2008 05:53 PM; by Bloss

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Septic Query

Started by bloggs1968, 27th May 2007 03:24 PM

4-5mm, absorption, basically, box, box/pipe, boxes, connection, diverter, enter, enters, flows, fluid, gap, meant, pipe, pipes, piping, query, running, runs, seal, separate, septic, sort, tank, tia, trench, trenches, waste, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2007 04:16 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Catholic drunk

Started by Eddie Jones, 20th November 2006 06:10 PM

attention, booth, catholic, church, confessional, continues, coughs, drunk, enters, finally, knockin, mumbles, paper, pounds, priest, sit, sits, staggers, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 06:10 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

Lone Ranger

Started by HappyHammer, 25th July 2006 11:31 AM

attractive, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, chiefs, days, disappears, ear, enters, evening, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2006 11:11 PM; by graemet

Forum:
JOKES

Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

the other GUMBY

Started by redwood, 16th January 2006 03:55 PM

ambulance, anaesthetic, anaesthetist, bloody, brain, cut, desk, doctor, door, enters, gas, gumby, gumbys, harley, head, hurts, kildare, lancet, music, nurse, operate, operating, pause, putting, racing, specialist, street, surgeon, theme, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2006 04:22 PM; by Greg Q

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

cake or bed.

Started by Bluegum, 22nd November 2005 08:35 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 2
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:09 PM; by ele__13

Forum:
JOKES

Hi Ho Silver

Started by Bluegum, 4th October 2005 01:12 PM

agrees, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, days, ear, ears, enters, evening, grabs, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, plains, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 05:57 PM; by Twodogs

Forum:
JOKES

The tourist

Started by Breslauer, 19th August 2005 05:49 AM

american, appropriately, beds, bloom, bobby, british, call, decides, delivery, embassy, enters, flowers, follow, french, gate, gorgeous, hedges, hospitality, huge, lane, leads, london, public, relieve, relieved, replied, restroom, sir, tourist, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 05:49 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Cake or BED

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

Chunnel

Started by DaveInOz, 16th June 2004 05:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2004 05:37 PM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Cold Chilli

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 08:41 PM

begins, bowl, cafe, chili, chilli, coffee, cold, day, dead, eat, enters, finishing, free, gentlemen, guy, half, meal, mouse, notices, pukes, replies, sell, sits, special, takes, waitress, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 08:41 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Please be seated . . .

Started by Driver, 4th November 2003 03:52 PM

ahh, ahmm, answering, bloke, call, closes, cubicle, cubicles, dickhead, door, drops, enters, gday, hears, mate, mate?”, occupied, poo, public, questions, quick, reluctantly, replies, seated, sits, there’s, time, unsure, voice, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2003 03:52 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

The Lone Ranger in Despair

Started by John Saxton, 6th September 2002 12:30 PM

blond, brought, chief, despair, enters, evening, eye, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, returns, silver, speak, spends, square, tent, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2002 12:40 AM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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What is this pipe?

If only women could trust their husbands ….

Timed light switch

Getting glue into splits in timber

Great Southern Failure

Elect cable in orange PVC in trench?

Friday special

Brickie has a shave

When you have to go !!!

Replacing toilet pedestal-advice needed

Septic Query

Catholic drunk

Lone Ranger

Father I have sinned....

the other GUMBY

cake or bed.

Hi Ho Silver

The tourist

Cake or BED

A blind man enters a ladies bar

Chunnel

Cold Chilli

Please be seated . . .

The Lone Ranger in Despair