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I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM

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Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

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Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2013 11:15 AM

aisle, altar, begins, continues, counts, distinct, golf, husband-to-be, hymn, immediately, listen, mind, minutes, morning, organize, panicking, perceptions, plays, proper, repeat, repeating, repeats, round, shorten, song, views, wakes, wedding, women, words

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Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2013 11:15 AM; by fenderbelly

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What can i use to silently close a pool type gate and latch it??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd December 2012 07:40 PM

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Views: 2,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2012 07:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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caught in the act

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2012 10:58 AM

act, answer, askes, beers, bit, bureaucracy, cash, caught, figured, guy, hand, mad, money, night, putting, reading, reminded, replies, shes, short, thread, tomorrow, wakes, wallet, wheelings, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2012 04:50 PM; by jw2170

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Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

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Easy money

Started by Breslauer, 21st April 2009 06:12 AM

$500, air-phone;, answer, easy, four?, friends, game, hands, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, money, net, newfoundlander, newfoundlanders, nuts, pay, play, pocket, pockets, question, reaches, references, searches, sleep., talk, turn., wakes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 07:49 AM; by mickelmaster

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Wedding Perceptions

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2008 09:35 AM; by Ozkaban

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Obviously a woody

Started by fenderbelly, 15th June 2008 12:26 AM

,tell, @#@#, bar, barman, bit, bunnings, cold, guy, karate, knocking, korea, kung, leaves, sat, saysthats, short, shovel, smacks, sudden, thug, time, wakes, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 12:26 AM; by fenderbelly

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Marriage plans

Started by fenderbelly, 8th January 2008 09:37 AM

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Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 09:37 AM; by fenderbelly

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The blue ribbon

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th December 2007 05:50 PM

blue, blues, duly, family, fell, fella, found, gear, husband, jewels, night, notices, piece, prizes, remember, ribbon, ribbons, searched, sewing, testicles, tied, toilet, trick, wakes, wanders, wearing, wife, won, woodie, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 05:50 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Bear Remover

Started by fred.n, 21st June 2007 08:40 PM

arrives, baseball, bat, bear, bull, cage, dog, doubt, falls, grab, hands, hell, homeowner, knock, knocks, ladder, minutes, morning, pages, pit, remover, roof, shoot, shotgun, subdued, testicles, trained, van, wakes, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 10:29 AM; by Iain

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revenge

Started by durwood, 5th December 2006 07:26 PM

aussie, bar, bartender, bunnings, burly, chop, crowbar, decides, floor, floor.the, half, head, hits, hour, japan, judo, karate, knocking, knocks, korea, leaves, mate, neck, revenge, sitting, smacks, sydney, wakes, walks, yank

Replies: 1
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2006 04:37 PM; by rrich

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Stars

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:07 AM

all-powerful, approximately, batman, beautiful, day, decriptive, evident, faithful, friend, idiot, insert, insignificant, lord, meteorologically, millions, moment, past, quarter, robin, silent, sky, speaks, stars, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, tomorrow, wakes, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 08:39 AM; by bennylaird

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Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up In North Atlantic

Started by Rodgera, 21st May 2006 06:23 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 11:33 PM; by fred.n

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Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up in North Atlantic

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd May 2006 12:09 PM

atlantic, australia, drunk, forum, laughd, north, pdracer, wakes

Replies: 13
Views: 2,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 12:02 AM; by RETIRED

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No Contest

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:34 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:34 PM; by outback

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The Aussie Way

Started by doublejay, 8th April 2005 10:15 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 2,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2005 10:02 PM; by ribot

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Snoring cure

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:09 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 08:09 PM; by outback

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The betting game

Started by Driver, 9th March 2005 01:47 PM

$500, answer, aussie, aussies, betting, bill, declines, finally, five-dollar, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, kiwi, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, question, reaches, references, searches, searching, sleep, takes, wakes, wallet, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2005 06:08 PM; by Kev Y.

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Sunday Golf

Started by silentC, 20th January 2004 09:06 AM

495, ball, boss, bump, calls, decides, disbelief, drives, empty, feels, god, golf, golfing, guess, heaven, hole, hours, morning, peter, priest, saint, sick, sunday, swing, takes, wakes, watches, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2004 09:06 AM; by silentC

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Randy Rooster

Started by Neo, 22nd May 2003 12:40 PM

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Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2003 12:40 PM; by Neo

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I tried to liven this one up

Started by Eastie, 20th January 2003 03:27 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2003 09:21 PM; by soundman

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Smart blonde

Started by Gino, 30th September 2001 09:52 PM

$500, answer, avail, blonde, blondes, co-workers, declines, dollar, friends, frustrated, fun, game, hands, hill, hour, legs, pay, play, politely, pulls, purse, question, reaches, searches, sleep, smart, solicitor, takes, wakes, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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star bright

Started by Gino, 4th March 2001 08:37 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2001 09:42 AM; by Iain

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gorilla

Started by Gino, 13th October 2000 02:33 PM

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Replies: 15
Views: 4,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 01:12 PM; by Gino

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I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Wedding Perceptions

What can i use to silently close a pool type gate and latch it??

caught in the act

Dog that snores!

Easy money

Wedding Perceptions

Obviously a woody

Marriage plans

The blue ribbon

Bear Remover

revenge

Stars

Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up In North Atlantic

Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes Up in North Atlantic

No Contest

The Aussie Way

Snoring cure

The betting game

Sunday Golf

Randy Rooster

I tried to liven this one up

Smart blonde

star bright

gorilla