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  1. Dear Diary

    Started by John Saxton, 6th June 2014 07:00 PM
    cabin, captain, caviar, complete, cruise, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, dresses, drink, exciting, husband, inside, masters, meal, nicest, night, pool, scrumptious, sets, ship, short, stay, sunburned, swimsuits, told, unfaithful, voice
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,645
    Last Post: 6th June 2014 07:00 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  2. London Times Obituary

    Started by hughie, 10th September 2010 01:20 PM
    abortion, aspirin, assault, beating, burglar, children, churches, common, consent, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, home, live, london, lost, lotion, obituary, parental, parents, pregnant, required, sense, student, sue, sun, times, treatment, unruly
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,138
    Last Post: 10th September 2010 09:29 PM
    by Bob38S  Go to last post
  3. farming in England in Winter

    Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM
    aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,302
    Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM
    by acmegridley  Go to last post

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  4. Obituary. Not really a joke...

    Started by Woodwould, 21st September 2009 01:01 PM
    administer, aspirin, assault, beating, burglar, children, common, criminals, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, finally, home, inform, joke, live, lost, lotion, obituary, parents, pregnant, schools, sense, student, student;, sue, sun, unruly, victims
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,172
    Last Post: 22nd September 2009 12:17 AM
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  5. A Rather Remarkable Obituary

    Started by dr4g0nfly, 21st April 2009 08:16 AM
    abortion, administer, aspirin, businesses;, churches, commandments, common, condition, contraband;, criminals, declined, finally, financial, fired, inform, live, lost, lunch;, obituary, parents, received, remarkable, reprimanding, sense, student, student;, teacher, ten, unruly, worsened
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,403
    Last Post: 21st April 2009 08:24 AM
    by Calm  Go to last post

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  6. Saving lives - Blonde's Diary on ship . . .

    Started by Shrek3, 14th August 2008 07:06 PM
    1600, 2tsup, blonde, cabin, captain, caviar, champagne, charming, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, drink, husband, inside, lives, night, piano, pool, saved, saving, ship, shocked, sink, stay, told, unfaithful, visit
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,211
    Last Post: 14th August 2008 08:49 PM
    by williampp  Go to last post

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  7. Obituary

    Started by MICKYG, 4th July 2008 09:49 PM
    abortion, administer, assault, beating, burglar, children, common, consent, declined, defend, disciplining, failed, finally, home, inform, live, lost, lotion, obituary, parental, parents, required, schools, sense, student, sue, sun, treatment, unruly, victims
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,322
    Last Post: 7th July 2008 10:51 AM
    by Batpig  Go to last post

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  8. Dairy farmer

    Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:27 PM
    approached, cow, cows, cud, dairy, declined, deed, defrosted, delighted, explained, farmer, field, frozen, gestured, healthy, hesitation, hird, lady, normal, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, witnessed, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 990
    Last Post: 25th June 2008 05:27 PM
    by fenderbelly  Go to last post

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  9. Wrapping Help

    Started by Rodgera, 11th December 2007 01:56 PM
    christmas, declined, football, helped, informed, tags, trouble, watching, wife, wrap, wrapping
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,026
    Last Post: 11th December 2007 05:02 PM
    by Barry Hicks  Go to last post

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  10. My diary

    Started by Barry Hicks, 10th September 2007 04:59 PM
    1600, appalled, captain, caviar, champagne, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, gentleman, invited, lives, luxurious, meal, night, packed, pool, saved, ship, sink, spend, spent, stay, time, told, unfaithful, visit, wonderful
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,318
    Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:05 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  11. Good old Grandma

    Started by Geoffsa, 31st July 2006 04:27 PM
    ####, australia, bless, care, children, declined, died, elderly, father, france, god, good, grandma, honey, husband, iraq, korea, looked, lost, politely, protester, son, stick, touch, train, umbrella, vietnam, war, woman, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,211
    Last Post: 31st July 2006 04:27 PM
    by Geoffsa  Go to last post

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  12. Heard About Town..... Something to think about

    Started by WoodyKnot, 5th May 2006 11:31 PM
    abortion, administer, businesses, churches, common, condition, consent, criminals, cup, declined, failed, finally, ghost, heard, lost, panadol, parental, parents, pregnant, realise, recieved, required, schools, sense, steaming, student, town, treatment, victims, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,211
    Last Post: 6th May 2006 10:58 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  13. Little Old Ladie

    Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM
    ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 999
    Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM
    by Baz  Go to last post

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  14. Campfire hints, how to avoid bludgers!

    Started by Iain, 29th January 2004 01:25 PM
    approaches, arrives, avoid, bludgers, book, campfire, conversation, declined, fire, friend, gooday, hand, hints, holding, hurried, join, leave, lines, mate, occupants, offending, offer, owyergoin, party, rate, reading, seat, stand, unwanted, vehicle
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,917
    Last Post: 29th January 2004 04:03 PM
    by silentC  Go to last post
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