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Hell to get old..

Started by gms002a, 3rd October 2013 11:10 PM

agree, approached, class, decided, fine, friend, hell, learned, legs, medical, notice, old-timer, peltry, people, poor, slowly, spread, stiff-legged, street, student, students, surely, syndrome, walk, walking, walks, wind, wrong, zovitzki

Replies: 1
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2013 05:39 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

Steam Locomotive R711

Started by Chesand, 21st October 2012 02:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

150th, 237871, 237872, anniversary, approached, bendigo, celebrate, forumites, helping, loco, locomotive, named, official, photo, r711, railways, restoration, run, specially, spirit, station, steam, sunbury, victorian, woodend, yesterday

Replies: 17
Views: 3,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2012 09:22 PM; by Chesand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for the cemetery nuts

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2012 05:56 PM

allan, approached, bicycle, cautiously, cemetery, couple, divided, fence, fenderbelly, hear, heard, hobbled, hundred, lord, metres, munruben, nuts, passed, quickly, repeatedly, road, sharing, stick, telling, threatening, tree, truth, voice, walking, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2012 10:22 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Good golfer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2012 05:33 PM

allan, approached, ball, bounced, clump, gap, gates, golfer, good, green, heaven, hit, killed, mighty, noticed, peter, replied, slight, swing, teed, tree, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2012 05:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

She doesnt live here any more!!!

Started by doug3030, 28th October 2011 10:51 PM

2013, agitated, approached, canberra, day, front, gillard, guard, hand, hearing, julia, live, lodge, looked, love, mans, meet, minister, pime, prime, row, security, shook, sir, speak, told, tomorrow, understand, understandably, walked

Replies: 7
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 11:20 PM; by Bob38S

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JOKES

Guard Dog

Started by Rodgera, 28th July 2011 11:05 AM

approached, bodyguard, candidate, canine, car, closer, country, day, decided, dog, driver, drove, guard, inspected, kidding, lot, nearest, parking, perfect, protection, ran, react, sister-in-law, told, trainer, truck, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 01:46 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

only ordered beer all evening

Started by groverwa, 19th July 2010 11:08 PM

approached, banana, beer, brought, cheesecake, coke, dessert, dinner, drink, drinks, evening, exclaimed, gonnalove, homeddo, lots, nice, night, ordered, pardon, piggies, piggy, pigs, plate, salad, split, sprite, steak, table, waiter, wee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2010 11:00 AM; by Spanner69

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JOKES

Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM

approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears

Replies: 4
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2010 01:10 AM; by bookend

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JOKES

Consultation

Started by johmar, 27th March 2010 07:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 07:33 PM; by johmar

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JOKES

After reblocking, should you wait for sometime before re-plastering?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th January 2010 06:00 PM

approached, existing, expect, houses, lathen, located, melbourne, moonee, move, movement, natural, patch, perform, performed, plasterers, ponds, potential, potentially, property, re-blocking, re-plastering, read, reblocking, renovateforum.com, sound, thread, time, wait, weatherboard, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,817

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2010 06:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

1960s Parker sideboard

Started by Boweimar, 17th October 2009 02:47 PM

1960s, absolutely, advice, approached, behaves, bit, broken, completely, condition, edges, era, inside, lining, parker, peeling, perfect, perfectly, replacing, restoration, restored, restoring, sideboard, structually, stuff, sue, teak, terrible, understand, veneer, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 2,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2009 02:47 PM; by Boweimar

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FINISHING

You'll like this one allan

Started by Calm, 26th August 2009 08:37 PM

####ing, allan, approached, awww, blocks, boy, called, chuckle, church, coupla, grocery, heaven, kindly, mother, office, pastor, post, replied, son, store, straight, street, sunday, thanked, town, waited, waiting, wallan, you&er

Replies: 4
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2009 09:23 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Pearly Gates

Started by wheelinround, 18th August 2009 09:23 AM

#$%$@, ago, approached, bike, bikie, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, outback, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, yas, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 09:23 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

3 day pass

Started by munruben, 15th June 2009 11:24 PM

3-day, approached, arab, arabs, army, border, commanding, crazy, day, enlisted, exchanged, flag, impressed, israeli, join, jumped, officer, pass, recognition, soldier, spectacular, tank, tanks, three-day, white

Replies: 3
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 09:23 PM; by sodastream

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JOKES

Pearly Gates 2

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:36 PM

####, ago, approached, bike, bikie, cattle, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, ya’s, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:41 PM; by rotten_66

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JOKES

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Started by wheelinround, 2nd June 2009 03:40 PM

2009, alive, answer, approached, calling, carry, chores, deep, domestic, dopey, dwarfs, faint, fell, god, heard, hope, knees, losing, lunch, lunchtime, mine, origin, prayed, prepare, qld, shouted, singing;, snow, voice, white

Replies: 8
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 11:26 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Well travelled

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2009 09:30 PM

allan, approached, bit, check, chewing, conductor, date, expiry, germs, handed, handling, john, knowing, mate, morning, mouth, munruben, nervousness, nervy, quickly, ray, replied, signs, sitting, started, ticket, train, travelled, weeks, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2009 09:45 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Diminutive

Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:21 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Fencing law what is it?

Started by Tiger, 12th January 2009 09:52 PM

anymore, approached, boundary, build, council, fence, fencing, foot, half, impinges, issues, law, mediation, months, neighbour, neighbours, owners, pay, previous, properties, property, removed, rights, slightly, stand, thirdly, threatened, tree, unreasonable, vague

Replies: 12
Views: 5,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2009 07:41 PM; by Sturdee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Teenage Celebration

Started by Rodgera, 30th August 2008 11:29 AM

approached, boisterously, camera, celebrating, celebration, chirped, companions, delighted, dining, double, evening, event, girl, hey, innocently, meal, minute, nearby, noticed, owned, picture, prints, produced, snapped, table, teenage, teenagers, unfamiliar, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 11:29 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Call me a doctor

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2008 06:20 PM

allan, approached, barry, call, doctor, graduated, home, mate, medical, night, replied, school, sick, walking, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2008 10:52 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Dairy farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:27 PM

approached, cow, cows, cud, dairy, declined, deed, defrosted, delighted, explained, farmer, field, frozen, gestured, healthy, hesitation, hird, lady, normal, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, witnessed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 05:27 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Wharfie at work

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th May 2008 09:51 PM

absolutely, allan, apartment, approached, beautiful, bed, bedroom, blonde, break, car, clicks, dozing, fell, heartily, invited, looked, meal, mouse, move, moved, red, scene, smart, sports, teach, tired, water, wharf, wharfie, work

Replies: 3
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 02:00 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Heard in the library

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2008 12:05 PM

allan, approached, assistance, blushed, book, boys, called, clicks, complexion, confidence, frail, girl, head, heard, lacking, lass, librarian, library, lowered, mouse, munruben, nervously, scouting, scrawny, sixteen, teach, terrible, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2008 06:47 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

I need a metal gate

Started by AnatoliSirota, 27th April 2008 11:37 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1-man, anatoli, approached, bigger, business, chadstone, companies, company, despaired, estimated, forever, front, gate, handyman, idea, install, job, metal, money, people, pictures, project, quotes, realize, return, run, scared, simple, times, yard

Replies: 15
Views: 5,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 09:01 PM; by peter_sm

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

approached, change, desk, doctor, doctors, embarrassed, enquire, equally, filled, folks, heads, impotence, looked, loud, mess, noticed, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, sex, snapped, snooty, unfriendly, voice, waiting, woman, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Car accident

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 03:20 PM

accident, allan, approached, arm, calendar, car, concerned, driver, drivers, entire, found, looked, mercedes, months, policeman, poor, ripped, rolex, scene, sir, stole, taking, yelled, yuppie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 09:29 PM; by malb

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JOKES

Behind everyman

Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM

afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 10:58 AM; by madrat

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JOKES

The Construction Worker

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:44 PM

160, added, approached, arrive, blared, congratulations, construction, died, entered, forty, gates, hand, impossible, mistake, outstretched, pearly, person, peter, replied, sheets, sleep, suddenly, time, times.2tsup, trumpets, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 10:37 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Allan And The Elephant

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th February 2008 04:00 PM

1988, allan, allans, approached, children, day, elephant, elephants, enclosure, events, feet, fence, forgot, grand, instantly, killing, legs, lifted, loudly, melbourne, slammed, stared, thorn, trumpeted, trunk, twenty, walked, walking, wrapped, zoo

Replies: 4
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 10:13 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Poachin' Fish

Started by Rodgera, 3rd February 2008 11:56 PM

$500, agreed, approached, beauts, caught, cooking, decided, fish, fishin, fishing, frying, game, glancing, happen, howdy, huh, lot, meal, mitch, nodded, pack, pan, poachin, poaching, puzzled, real, sign, walked, warden, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 11:56 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Hunting at Wallan

Started by Black Ned, 9th January 2008 08:55 AM

allan, antlers, approached, car, dead, decided, deer, dig, direction, drag, dragging, easier, farther, ground, guy, hey, hunter, hunters, hunting, john, left, lot, pulling, wallan, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:18 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

Drunk at the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:13 PM

allan, approached, bar, barman, barry, calendar, drank, drink, drunk, enquired, feel, finally, local, months, pot, pots, pub, quickly, replied, return, scoffed, short, shortly, stole, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Brown bread

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM

advice, allan, approached, baker, bloke, bread, brown, calendar, doctor, eat, hard, loaves, lord, marry, months, nineties, plenty, recommended, replied, rock, saturday, sixteen, stole, yippee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Diet.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:44 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 10:00 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Another Christmas joke

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:21 PM

answered, approached, christmas, comrade, couple, dear, drop, fight, hit, insisted, joke, minor, night, nose, official, officially, party, quietly, rain, raining, red, replied, rudolph, russian, snow, snowing, walked, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 11:13 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Discrimination

Started by outback, 14th November 2007 03:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 03:09 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Challenge!

Started by dennford, 2nd November 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approached, attractive, bad, bar, bored, breath, challenge, cigarette, deep, defy, denn, easy, exhaled, explained, eyes, fan, filthy, girl, irritating, joke, noticed, return, smoke, spotted, tears, thread, tractor, wait, walked, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 3,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:00 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

The Princess

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2007 11:25 PM

alas, answer, approached, brought, daughter, diamonds, disappointed, hand, happily, hardest, held, king, lived, marry, melt, melted, melted.he, mouth, overjoyed, pants?scroll, prince, princes, princess, question, sadly, substance, thinking, told, touched, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 11:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Pick up

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th October 2007 10:02 AM

allan, approached, attractive, bar, chicks, coffee, confidently, dying, guess, handsome, hope, lady, melbourne, pick, reason, replied, time, worried, www

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2007 10:02 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Bank balance

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2007 10:51 AM

allan, approached, balance, bank, check, day, dying, fell, hope, over.o, shoulder, teller, time, touched, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 02:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Beanies

Started by Tonyz, 23rd June 2007 11:06 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2007 10:17 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Samurai

Started by Jack Plane, 15th November 2006 11:27 AM

air, approached, box, buzz, buzzed, children, continued, cut, decide, fell, finally, flashed, flew, fly, grin, ground, half, judge, lives, meet, observed, replied, samurai, samurais, satisfied, sliced, superb, sword, swordsman, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 11:40 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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JOKES

St Peter

Started by Baz, 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, answer, appeared, approached, bike, biker, boy, couple, gates, ground, happen, head, heavily, impressed, kicked, largest, listen, merit, minutes, nose, offered, pearly, peter, ring, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, trip, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Incredible story about an elephant's memory

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 07:09 PM

approached, bull, carefully, creatures, elephant, elephants, enclosure, foot, front, ground, incredible, killing, legs, lifted, memory, rail, railing, son, standing, stared, story, swung, teenaged, thorn, trumpeted, twenty, walked, walking, wildly, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 07:33 PM; by goat

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JOKES

A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

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JOKES

the night before christmas

Started by Farm boy, 24th December 2005 03:01 PM

afare, approached, charles, chisel, christmas, decorum, delivering, derek, driving, fella, forum, grunt, guys, happy, hear, hijacked, hohoho, hoping, merry, night, red, relaxing, robbo, sending, shinny, sleigh, tools, trowel, woodies, zed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2005 03:01 PM; by Farm boy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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