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Started by gms002a, 14th October 2014 09:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2014 09:45 AM; by gms002a

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WOODIES JOKES

Anyone have a collection of ME's from 2004?

Started by Michael G, 21st June 2014 10:03 PM

2004, 4225, article, collection, copy, cylindrical, found, grinder, information, issue, j&s, mes, michael, mine, page, pub, reference, report, restoration, restored, search

Replies: 6
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2014 08:08 PM; by Master Splinter

Forum:
METALWORK FORUM

While in the pub tonight !!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2014 10:26 PM

amid, bandied, beer, church, coming, drinking, fast, flying, googled, home, http://www.venganza.org, jokes, laughter, lots, mind, names, people, policeman, pub, publican, real, round, spaghetti, spoof, stop, telling, tonight, town, true, weird

Replies: 8
Views: 1,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2014 08:16 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Building outdoor table, crack help.

Started by turpulator, 23rd January 2014 01:45 PM

8x2s, advice, appreciated, black, building, casting, cheers, chris, crack, cracks, doubt, effort, epoxy, feet, filled, filler, holes, job, judged, outdoor, oxide, posts, project, pub, resin, seats, sitting, table, tops, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 2,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2014 07:26 PM; by ian

Forum:
WOODWORK - GENERAL

3 X Guinness

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 07:01 PM

bad, barman, brother, brothers, drink, explanation, fellow, finally, guess, guinness, guy, irish, killed, methodist, months, news, night, overseas, plato, platypus, pub, replies, schooners, suggests, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 07:01 PM; by Carry Pine

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WOODIES JOKES

Need Advice on Finishing products for Heavy Use Bar Tables

Started by jwm3rd, 16th April 2013 10:11 AM

advance, advice, alternatively, appreciated, atmosphere, bar, brown, chemical, dark, english, environment, finish, finishing, hearing, heavy, inappropriate, jeremy, match, oil, planning, preferred, process, products, pub, seal, specifically, stain, tables, tung, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2013 08:50 PM; by JB

Forum:
FINISHING

The Woodworking Pub

Started by DSEL74, 8th April 2013 03:05 PM

bad, family, homburg, hotel, means, pfeiffer, pub, roughly, scheinerei-pfeiffer, shop, translated, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2013 10:00 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

A thoughtful Scot

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2013 09:45 AM

heading, hear, pub, scot, scotsman, thoughtful

Replies: 0
Views: 939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2013 09:45 AM; by fenderbelly

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WOODIES JOKES

Toys for me !!!!

Started by fretsaw frank, 28th January 2013 12:10 AM

251757251758251759251760, 2tsup, beer, busy, coments, excavator, frank, joys, keeping, lorry, luc, morning, plans, pub, st-amour, suff, toys

Replies: 7
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2013 09:28 AM; by artme

Forum:
SCALE MODELLING

G'day from the Southern Vales

Started by TheNutter, 20th November 2012 03:06 PM

believer, contributions, development, father, fortunate, forum, future, gday, grandfather, houses, husbands, ian, inherit, looms, lot, lurking, machinery, management, pub, quality, rule, shed, southern, supplementing, support, tools, vales, wifes, woodwork, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2012 08:03 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Welding suppliers

Started by Garry 3, 2nd July 2012 09:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aitken, association, binzel, bit, cheaper, cheltenham, class, fave, favourite, football, found, garry, gas, gearas, graham, hit, lads, localwelding, metalwork, opposed, postage, pub, section, service, supplier, suppliers, supplies, thread, welding

Replies: 24
Views: 6,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2012 04:25 AM; by MrSmith

Forum:
WELDING

Visit to Wallan from "Rodgera"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2012 10:19 PM

10.00pm, allan, carpet, doorway, floorshow, lifted, night, pub, replied, rodgera, unexpected, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2012 07:37 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Hey everyone, newly qaulified chippy here ineed of some advice from the pros.

Started by milwaukeeman, 30th June 2012 01:53 PM

advice, apprenticeship, builders, carpenter, cash, cheers, chippy, company, finding, guys, hey, iam, iii, image, ineed, insurances, job, jobs, knowledge, lack, liability, newly, professional, pros, pub, qaulified, sq/mtre, start, talk, typical

Replies: 11
Views: 2,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2012 08:27 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

C02 for Mag Welding

Started by toyota254, 1st June 2012 02:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6kg, advance, argon, brew, buying, c02, cost, cylinder, fitting, forums, gas, home, mag, mig, pretty, pub, reading, saving, shop, simon, stuff, thin, trolling, welding, wondering

Replies: 20
Views: 3,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2012 04:56 PM; by johncar

Forum:
WELDING

This will quack you up

Started by Grumpy John, 28th January 2012 10:14 PM

amazement, barman, beer, call, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, head, hell, job, live, newspaper, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, quack, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sandwiches, shakes, talks, tent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 10:14 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Best last joke for 2011

Started by munruben, 31st December 2011 09:16 AM

2011, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, crowd, drinks, erupts, famous, glee, guzzles, ham, house, joke, leaves, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, quaffs, rabbit, remember, time, toastie, toasties, walks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2012 07:47 AM; by jenno

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WOODIES JOKES

Christmas shopping

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd December 2011 10:00 PM

allan, blushing, buy, christmas, day, disappeared, door, fell, irate, jewellery, love, lovely, money, necklace, pub, rang, ray, realised, remember, replied, shop, shopping, started, suddenly, sue, time, totally, wheelinaround, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2011 07:53 AM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Eltham & District Woodworkers Exhibition

Started by Jigsaw, 28th October 2011 09:51 PM

12th, 13th, 2011, car, club, clubs, demonstrations, distance, district, eltham, exhibition, exhibitions, free, kids, lunch, mention, nesting, november, prizes, pub, purchase, racing, raffle, sale, shops, tea, walking, woodworkers, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 3
Views: 3,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2011 05:11 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
CLUB EVENTS - News & Information

Here's a 'tall' story

Started by Sigidi, 1st August 2011 06:15 PM

$38, 11min, 1kg, 30min, apparently, arrive, beam, bowl, cashack, chips, coke, desertoo2tsupo, dinner, drink, fella, finishes, jim, killa, kilo, knocks, meal, min, pub, rump, salad, sits, staff, steak, story, tall

Replies: 10
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2011 03:30 PM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Night Fears

Started by rayintheuk, 24th July 2011 06:54 PM

awful, barman, bed, bought, bucks, cure, cured, cut, doctor, dollars, eighty, fears, happy, legs, local, lot, mere, money, night, pub, ray, rid, saved, street, ten, times, told, van, visit, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 10:55 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Current vocabulary

Started by Woodwould, 9th December 2010 09:59 AM

arrives, bath, bus, contents, cube, current, day, domes, e.g, farm, hit, hot, i.e, impressive, lowering, manager, millennium, mistake, monkey, mystery, person, pub, realize, reply, time, unattractive, viewed, vocabulary, wonderbra, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 11:27 AM; by Grumpy John

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WOODIES JOKES

The local pub

Started by munruben, 6th December 2010 10:18 AM

bar, called, cat, drink, famous, fred, front, grasshopper, guy, hey, horse, local, named, owned, pub, sold, surprised, talking, walks, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2010 10:18 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Just when you thought the numpties at Bunnings couldn't get any worse

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th September 2010 03:50 AM

500, blacktown, bringing, bunnings, business, close, coat, customer, customers, decide, diy, fart, hang, hardware, hat, left, lot, measuring, meters, pity, pub, read, real, renovateforum.com, spend, staff, stores, tape, thread, wesfarmers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2010 03:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

A short story

Started by watson, 7th March 2010 10:50 AM

beer, blokes, bugger, joined, lions, mate, night, pub, replies, rotary, sex, short, story, times

Replies: 1
Views: 969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2010 11:28 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

A rabbit walks into a pub

Started by wheelinround, 22nd October 2009 07:23 AM

answered, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Rural Australian Computer Terminology

Started by seafurymike, 21st May 2009 11:31 AM

adding, australian, barbie, brings, cold, counter, cursor, forks, hang, hill, hotter, knives, log, lunch, mozzies, net, person, pub, rural, server, shed, shut, strong, terminology, upgrade, ute, washing, wood, yabbies, yahoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2009 06:21 PM; by Tonyz

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WOODIES JOKES

Travelling salesman.

Started by rosewood, 6th May 2009 02:22 PM

#$%@, barman, brown, bursting, cap, car, cars.d, casually, distributor, excitement, experience.explains, happened, hears, horse, jack, living, local, lucky, lunch, motor, paddock, pub, pulls, replieswas, salesman, travelling, white, wondering, wrong, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2009 02:22 PM; by rosewood

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WOODIES JOKES

You know what I hate.

Started by tea lady, 26th March 2009 10:47 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bags, bought, civilized, decided, disguise, eyes, harpic, hate, house, hubby, join, nice, perfumed, pub, puke, rantoffd, reason, rubbish, smell, smells, stinky, supposed, toilet, toilets, visit, water, week, world

Replies: 25
Views: 3,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2009 04:06 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Irish Army

Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:30 PM

100, army, bombers, calls, cleared, cockpit, couple, day, equipment, increased, inform, irish, managed, mclaughlins, minute, modified, paddy, preserve, pub, ring, rings, saints, sarkozy, shotguns, silent, spoke, throat, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 09:07 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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WOODIES JOKES

What do you reckon of my plane restoration?

Started by Eldanos of KDM, 21st February 2009 06:10 PM

blade, careful, figured, fine, finish, finished, handle, hours, japanning, job, join, mates, meaning, original, plane, pub, rebate, reckon, restoration, restore, rust, sell, sentimental, sole, spent, stanley 10 1/2, steel, stronger, touch, wool

Replies: 7
Views: 3,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2009 03:11 PM; by Eldanos of KDM

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HAND TOOLS - UNPOWERED

Best pub photo ever

Started by fenderbelly, 16th February 2009 05:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2009 05:16 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

This could end up in Open Slather

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th November 2008 08:18 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accommodation, aviation, bench, blacksmithing, complete, end, forge, french, girls, hotel, included, ladies, motorcycle, open, phil, pub, romantic, selection, shavings, slather, sleep, theme, themed, themes, tools, vices, wood, woodworking, workshop, workshops

Replies: 30
Views: 4,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 08:20 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

"Ozzie kultur"

Started by gawdelpus, 30th September 2008 05:10 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2008 07:11 PM; by RETIRED

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WOODIES JOKES

Rough trip home

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th September 2008 08:37 PM

bed, bit, blocks, condition, crawl, decided, denied, door, drunk, finally, fresh, home, leave, left, managed, morning, night, owner, paddy, piece, pub, rang, remember, replied, rough, trip, waking, wheelchair, wife, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2008 08:44 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Loose change

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2008 11:31 AM

$144, allan, bag, bar, barman, cartons, change, coins, confidently, congratulated, door, estimate, found, front, guess, john, johns, leave, loose, milk, money, morning, munruben, pick, plastic, pub, quick, replied, responded, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 11:32 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Allans night out..

Started by munruben, 13th August 2008 09:30 PM

allan, allans, chair, coat, cold, dear, door, eagerly, heater, love, night, pub, smiled, t.v, wallan, watching, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:30 PM; by munruben

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Eltham Woodies Exhibition

Started by Jigsaw, 21st July 2008 09:06 AM

9th, acrobat, assemble, cabinet, centre, closer, clown, club, community, date, demos, dolls, eltham, exhibition, exhibits, free, furniture, horse, house, including, info, kids, opposite, popular, prizes, provide, pub, raffle, rocking, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 2,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2008 09:06 AM; by Jigsaw

Forum:
CLUB EVENTS - News & Information

Barry's return from the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2008 09:21 PM

aids, allan, approaching, backside, band, barry, barrys, bathroom, bloodied, claims, clicks, cut, drunk, home, local, mirror, morning, mouse, night, overimbibed, pathway, pub, refuted, replied, return, returning, slipped, stuck, teach, wounds

Replies: 2
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2008 09:53 PM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Duck Plasterer

Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2008 06:30 PM

barman, beer, business, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, handing, hey, job, live, marvelous, money, newspaper, paying, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sounds, tent, top

Replies: 0
Views: 2,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 06:30 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Good pub service

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2008 08:52 PM

4.00am, allan, bloke, brown, clicks, continued, disappeared, door, enjoyment, gee, good, holiday, local, met, minutes, money, mouse, munruben, night, pub, real, replied, service, spending, stayer, taking, talked, teach, town, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 11:08 AM; by Pheonix

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WOODIES JOKES

Barry and the policeman

Started by munruben, 6th June 2008 09:55 AM

barry, lecture, night, policeman, pub, replied, staggered, stopped, street, time, wife, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 07:23 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Irish receptionist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:14 PM

allan, answered, bath, clicks, decided, difference, holidays, irish, mouse, night, pub, ray, receptionist, shower, stand, stay, teach

Replies: 4
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2008 12:52 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Munruben pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th May 2008 09:54 PM

allan, barry, bathroom, bed, bedside, booking, clicks, days, excellent, fantastic, handy, memory, mirror, morning, mouse, munruben, night, pub, publican, remember, replied, shave, table, teach

Replies: 2
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2008 11:32 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

And So It Begins...

Started by funkychicken, 4th March 2008 11:48 PM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

barry, begins, continues, john, person, pub, story, walk

Replies: 294
Views: 60,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 11:34 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Okay now for a review of all points north to Broome inland and coastal

Started by Wild Dingo, 29th April 2008 10:33 PM

broome, coastal, food, found, friendly, fuel, head, headland, inland, litre, magnet, main, meeka, newman, north, points, port, pretty, pub, review, roadhouse, sandfire, shopping, south, stop, time, town, tucker, water, wonderful

Replies: 14
Views: 5,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2008 12:43 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
TRAVEL

THE Correct Answer

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th April 2008 01:48 PM

200, answer, answered, beers, bus, candidate, car, chance, correct, die, dream, drive, endings, friend, god, happy, keys, lady, life, love, mate, partner, pay, perfect, pub, run, saved, simply, stay, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 01:48 PM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Drinker's problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th April 2008 09:32 AM

allan, barman, barstool, beer, calendar, drinker, drinkers, ear, ere, lady, local, months, problem, pub, replied, sat, stole

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 09:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

2 Builders

Started by Claw Hama, 21st April 2008 10:02 PM

active, assume, bedroom, beer, bill, builders, built, children, explain, fred, garden, goldfish, house, logical, married, masturbate, mate, nights, offence, pond, pub, rough, scientist, sexually, size, stockbroker, suit, toilet, wife, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 10:02 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Termite

Started by nev25, 21st April 2008 10:29 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 10:29 AM; by nev25

Forum:
WOODIES JOKES

Shingles whinge

Started by Sebastiaan56, 16th April 2008 10:39 AM

chicken, couple, days, diagnosed, dizzy, dog, ear, easter, exhausted, extraordinary, eye, focus, home, immunised, kids, pain, pox, pub, shingles, sick, sucks, sunday, tired, unable, walk, weeks, whinge, worst

Replies: 10
Views: 2,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 05:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
HEALTH ISSUES

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