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Just saying hello

Started by Tom_Cruiser, 19th October 2013 08:30 AM

about.b, bit, build, built, carrying, contribute, dabbling, experienced, fair, father, forum, forward, furniture, hammer, helping, home, hope, house, joined, knowledgeable, learn, learning, life, people, renovations, serious, tom, woodworking

Replies: 7
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2013 06:37 PM; by drakkar1

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Greetings Spain

Started by drakkar1, 17th October 2013 05:13 AM

advance, apologize, carrying, correctly, enrique, fond, handmade, henry, hobby, hope, introduce, knives, labor, learn, line, live, manual, pens, spain, speaking, translator, valencia, wonderful, wooden

Replies: 8
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2013 10:44 PM; by old1955

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Frog warning

Started by artme, 22nd September 2013 05:27 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2013 09:21 PM; by Fuzzie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Flowers

Started by Rodgera, 9th March 2013 05:41 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2013 05:41 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Santas test flight

Started by BEKKY, 18th December 2011 05:25 PM

carrying, checked, christmas, compass, engine, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, gonna, harness, hope, hopped, keith, lose, merry, passed, payload, ready, reindeer, santa, santas, seatbelt, shotgun, shoulder, sled, surprise, takeoff, test, winked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2011 05:25 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

So much for the rainbow man

Started by Woodwould, 10th December 2010 04:07 PM

bucket, carpet, carrying, cleaner, couple, cut, demonstration, door, eat, electricity, emptied, fork, hall, hasty, horse, lady, madam, man, manure, minutes, morning, personally, quick, rainbow, remainder, remove, scones, stepped, traces, vacuum

Replies: 1
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 08:33 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

You see some strange things sometimes

Started by kiwigeo, 2nd September 2010 06:17 PM

burly, carrying, crack, drop, frame, front, main, managed, obvious, picture, policemen, resist, spy, strange, street, strolling, things, uncontrollable, urge, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2010 11:13 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Scotland

Started by bullfright, 15th June 2010 05:33 PM

100?f, 173?f, 80?f, abandons, alcohol, boy, carrying, cold, england, freezes, glaswegians, hands, jacket, johns, life, light, north, oban, people, polar, pole, scotland, south, southerners, start, stirling, throw, trousers, wearing, worth

Replies: 5
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2010 07:40 AM; by pajeronj

Forum:
JOKES

Flexcut Flexible draw knife

Started by mic-d, 28th April 2010 01:51 PM

135820135821135822, ash, authority, bit, carrying, cheers, corrupted, draw, ease, eats, flexcut, flexible, hand, harder, knife, low, michael, photos, plow, program, quality, queensland, shavings, sheoak, silver, sore, success, timber, tool, weight

Replies: 4
Views: 3,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2010 11:30 PM; by mic-d

Forum:
PRODUCT REVIEWS

Beer o'clock

Started by wheelinround, 18th December 2009 05:07 PM

beer, carrying, cartons, eyewitness, harass, hopes, intoxicated, joseph, loot, looted, national, nearby, newspaper, oclock, officers, paper, passers-by, return, ripped, road, sense, site, sobers, superintendent, told, tondop, trailer, truck, villagers, villages

Replies: 4
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2009 02:30 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

To carry granite

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th November 2009 11:20 PM

benchtops, bought, carry, carrying, flat, gather, granite, idea, kitchen, read, renovateforum.com, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 5,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2009 11:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Big Bike Blonde

Started by Dennis Millard, 9th October 2009 04:48 PM

big, bike, bikie, blonde, bout, called, carrying, excuse, forgetting, girlfriend, haven;t, head, kiss, mate, missus, mouth, powerful, rake, remembered, scratched, shop, shoulder, stared, started, stop, straw, switch, talking, tum, yokel

Replies: 8
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 07:02 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Funny for the day!

Started by Calm, 3rd September 2009 11:53 AM

“honey, “if, arms, bed, bedroom, bitch, book, carrying, cow, cow.”, day, funny, guy, headache.”, idiot, love, lying, presumptuous, reading, realize, replies, sheep, sheep.”, talking, that’s, walks, weren’t, wife, you’d

Replies: 10
Views: 2,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 07:14 PM; by chippy 71

Forum:
JOKES

Are You All Right?

Started by Rodgera, 8th April 2009 12:10 PM

breathing, carrying, class, classes, classmates, cpr, doll, ear, exclaimed, feel, gently, instructed, instructor, legs, listen, mannequin, mannequins, models, mouth, practice, required, resusci-annie, senior, shook, storage, suddenly, torso, trades, typical, victim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2009 12:10 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Organoil - BREAKING NEWS

Started by Neil, 30th March 2009 07:00 PM

06433, 08935, agencies-, ahead, australia, breaking, carrying, continued, distribution, distributor, division, ecowoodoil, ernie, existing, force, listing, manufacturing, news, nsw, organoil, passionate, people, products, sales, services, south, stockists, support, team, williams

Replies: 1
Views: 7,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2009 03:17 PM; by unicorn

Forum:
FINISHING

The old fart test #2!

Started by AUSSIE, 28th February 2009 11:05 AM

70%, airplanes, belt, buckle, card, carrying, chess, evening, everthing, fart, feel, flying, gray, haired, hurt, hurts, knees, lady, night, playing, prefer, r/c, remember, rocking, sit, street, test, trainer, wife, winded

Replies: 7
Views: 2,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2009 08:16 AM; by Papa

Forum:
JOKES

Another Bar Joke

Started by joe greiner, 17th July 2008 09:03 PM

announces, bar, carrying, dog, dropping, guy, hand, hey, joe, joke, stepped, walks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2008 07:56 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Kevin Rudd visits a primary school

Started by WoodJunky, 1st July 2008 09:13 PM

accident, airplane, boy, carrying, children, discussion, finally, fire, friendly, f___ing, gillard, hand, kevin, loss, minister, primary, prime, queensland, quiet, raised, rudd, school, searched, silent, struck, tragedy, visiting, visits, voice, volunteered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2008 09:17 PM; by STAR

Forum:
JOKES

Sanding Belt Storage

Started by jmk89, 27th June 2008 11:47 AM

100mm, 12mm, belt, belts, books, carrying, convenient, current, dowels, finer, hang, helps, ideas, job, lie, lot, sanding, sandpaper, search, series, sheet, shopnotes, sticking, storage, store, storing, takes, wall, wasp, wwf

Replies: 3
Views: 3,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2008 10:27 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Men in Danger

Started by Sturdee, 30th March 2008 11:03 AM

8.30pm, carrying, concerned, danger, dedicated, doco, documentary, french, global, male, men, niels, observations, par, peter, production, reproductive, research, sbs, scientists, serious, sperm, system, team, threat, tonight, warning, watch, wives, world

Replies: 7
Views: 2,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 12:09 PM; by Buzzer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fibreglass vs Aluminium Ladders...

Started by montiee, 17th January 2008 03:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abuse, aluminium, aspect, bunnings, care, carrying, coems, crack/sag, electrical, experience, exposed, fibreglass, finally, gorilla, heavier, ladders, lasting, load, material, preferred, price, pros, range, rated, rating, sell, taking, terms, tia, weight

Replies: 19
Views: 17,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 01:02 AM; by montiee

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

415V to 240V (15AMP)

Started by damien, 16th March 2008 07:15 PM

15a, 15amp, 240, 240v, 415, 415v, box, carrying, change, correct, current, dinosaur, electrician, fuse, install, issue, oven, phases, planning, possibly, power, presuming, requirements, runs, scratch, setup, socket, stove/electric, wall, wiring

Replies: 9
Views: 3,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 11:14 PM; by nev25

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

What are the odds, of a hamburger patty

Started by Matt88s, 23rd December 2007 12:51 PM

barking, bit, blocking, carrying, conclusion, dark, dogs, drove, easily, eat, falling, feet, fence, flashlight, hamburger, happened, harder, incriminating, landing, lastly, odds, patty, recalled, shed, sky, tree, van, view, walking, yard

Replies: 10
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 01:45 PM; by Matt88s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Allans trek to Wallan

Started by munruben, 1st December 2007 01:29 PM

allan, allans, annoyed, barry, bit, carrying, comfort, days, family, friend, gear, gentleman, horse, horseback, indignantly, moment, pleased, pondered, poor, question, replied, riding, told, travelled, traveller, trek, walked, walking, wallan, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 08:30 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Aussie Claims Beer Carrying Title

Started by Metal Head, 17th November 2007 09:49 PM

acids, amino, aussie, australias, bar, barn, beer, bid, biggest, carry, carrying, claimed, claims, close, contemplating, crown, distance.wurtz, favourite, harbourside, improve, keller, kilograms, lowenbrau, record, steins, strength, title, wheat, world, wurtz

Replies: 1
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2007 10:14 PM; by ernknot

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

pest control

Started by Dangermouse, 15th November 2007 01:20 PM

affair, afternoon, arrived, bastards, bedroom, bugs-b-gone, carrying, closet, clothes, company, complaint, control, exterminator, home, husband, infestation, inspector, investigating, looked, moths, naked, passionate, pest, quick, replied, search, suspicious, unexpectedly, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:16 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

transporting shellac flakes

Started by daninjt, 19th October 2007 09:27 PM

airlines, bringing, carrying, causing, cheers, classed, dan, decent, favourite, finishes, flakes, flammable, hardware, indonesia, jakarta, shellac, shop, stopped, suitcase, transporting, trouble, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 10:24 PM; by Neil

Forum:
FINISHING

Funerals

Started by Jedo_03, 7th September 2007 08:43 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 03:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Long Lengths and transportation

Started by cflake, 28th August 2007 11:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4-5yo, 5.4m, aluminium, arcs, assume, bars, business, cab, carry, carrying, day, delivery, doors, driver, hang, hope, hours, house, lengths, long, normal, realistically, renovation, replaced, sedan, skirts, solves, transportation, ute, wondering

Replies: 15
Views: 3,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 02:21 PM; by commodorenut

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Steam Explosion Rocks Manhattan

Started by silentC, 19th July 2007 11:48 AM

carrying, coming, cracks, doubt, explosion, exposing, ground, heating, ignorance, manhattan, network, pipes, rocks, steam, suppose, wondered, york

Replies: 5
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2007 02:25 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Calking expansion gaps in old slab.

Started by Fisherdroid, 18th June 2007 10:40 AM

ants, brisbane, calking, carrying, compound, concrete, dirt, expansion, gaps, gidday, hope, hoping, hose, house, joins, lot, mall, piped, poured, prevent, queen, rubbery, seeping, slab, solutions, stop, street, tube, viscous, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 10:40 AM; by Fisherdroid

Forum:
CONCRETING

Santas Flight

Started by JDub, 21st December 2006 11:18 AM

ahead, belt, carrying, check, checked, compass, ear, engine, enormous, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, harness, hopped, leaned, payload, ready, reindeer, ride, santa, santas, seat, shotgun, shoulder, sled, sleds, surprise, takeoff, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 04:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Some excitement!!!!

Started by Doughboy, 9th December 2006 11:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, bloke, carrying, cop, cops, dying, excitement, fell, fence, happy, house, jumped, letting, makes, month, morning, normal, occured, plantings, shed, shop, split, statement, switchblade, temding, thanked, thinking, tour, treat, worrisome

Replies: 17
Views: 2,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 11:57 AM; by oges

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Shed/Garage Shelving

Started by darrenyorston, 16th October 2006 03:59 PM

550m, bolts, bowing, build, built, carrying, coach, current, deep, drew, effective, garage, geometry, grain, ideas, images, lost, max, plans, post, screwed, shaped, shed or garage, shed/garage, shelves, shelving, space, support, utilise, weight

Replies: 7
Views: 7,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 10:20 PM; by Ramps

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Marathon Runners

Started by Eddie Jones, 14th August 2006 06:12 PM

arm, bed, blend, boyfriend, car, carrying, cast, closer, clothes, condom, curiosity, friend, home, husband, husbands, jogged, jump, lower, marathon, nope, queried, rain, raining, replied, run, runner, runners, watching, wear, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:00 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:00 AM

accident, air, blown, boy, call, carrying, children, discussion, exclaimed, finally, fire, force, friendly, hand, howard, loss, minister, missile, prime, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered, ___king

Replies: 3
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 04:14 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
JOKES

Roof Racks - Any suggestions?

Started by doublejay, 5th December 2005 05:57 PM

bad, biggest, boot, car, carrying, competitive, decent, downside, drive, features, handy, hoping, impressed, lots, makes, matter, oil, price, professional, punt, racks, rak, retailers, roof, sense, set, sold, suggestions, timber, website

Replies: 6
Views: 3,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2005 07:18 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sensitivity...

Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 07:13 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy

Started by Daddles, 27th November 2005 10:06 AM

accident, air, bloody, blown, boy, bush, carrying, children, classes, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, force, hand, loss, president, primary, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, visited, visiting, voice, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:06 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Why I fired my secretary!!!!!!!!

Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 11:44 AM

apartment, beautiful, bedroom, birthday, boss, breakfast, cake, carrying, day, dozens, enjoyed, fired, friends, guess, happy, huge, jane, kids, lunch, martinis, meal, mind, morning, office, private, responded, secretary, table, tremendously, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 11:32 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
JOKES

Who's lost any fingers ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th May 2005 12:57 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

achs, amount, arm, bear, carrying, cry, cursed, damage, de-jointer, discovered, endings, finally, finger, fingers, glue, hands, hospital, learnt, lost, lot, morphine, nerve, nurses, pains, piece, realise, site, time, tomorrow, truthfully

Replies: 33
Views: 5,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2005 05:53 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
SAFETY

Not an Irish Joke.

Started by outback, 28th May 2005 05:50 PM

bag, breaks, budgie, carrying, cliff, connor, dat, dere, dis, edge, fook, fookn, gerry, head, hits, irish, joke, jumping, paddy, paper, parrot, parrotshooting, pass, pet, seamus, sean, shakes, shop, takes, watches

Replies: 1
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 06:53 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Restump

Started by Andyng, 16th May 2005 12:38 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2005 10:55 PM; by Andyng

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

perth to london £399

Started by jow104, 7th May 2005 09:56 PM

17th, 2005, auckland, australians, austravel, book, carrying, company, date, days, difculties, directions, fare, fares, flight, genuine, london, november, page, perth, prices, returning, reverse, shewn, sterling, sydney, telephone, web, www.austravel.com, £399

Replies: 0
Views: 2,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 09:56 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Carrying Coals to Newcastle

Started by jow104, 2nd January 2005 08:24 PM

australia, carrying, coals, english, http://webcam.omni.net.au, newcastle, proverb, title

Replies: 0
Views: 863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2005 08:24 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish

Started by Andy Self, 20th August 2004 10:28 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 10:28 PM; by Andy Self

Forum:
JOKES

Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Sad story

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 10:46 PM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

rant about delivery of goods

Started by jackiew, 12th May 2004 04:10 PM

answer, attention, bet, break, building, burglar, carrying, delivered, delivery, front, goods, half, ignore, instructions, liable, lifted, lot, materials, mobile, no-one, opportunist, paranoid, pay, phone, rant, ring, street, thinking, walking, windows

Replies: 11
Views: 3,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2004 04:01 PM; by craigb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Marathon

Started by silentC, 15th December 2003 04:28 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2003 04:28 PM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

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