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A Den of Iniquity

Started by wheelinround, 19th February 2014 02:14 PM

act;, arise, attention, breath, car, cave, dash, den, drove, gazed, heavens, home, i/we, iniquity, injustice, jane, justice, max, mention, paying, pleasure, price, return, righteousness;, silence, sin, tempted, wickedness;, wonderful, [c14

Replies: 3
Views: 9,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2014 08:14 AM; by wheelinround

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A Woodies Yarn

Relatives

Started by groverwa, 11th December 2013 12:30 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2013 12:30 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Dumb Cop

Started by A Duke, 5th September 2013 10:39 AM

car, cardigan, cop, driving, drove, dumb, knitting, lady, mini, occupants, officer, passenger, patrol, policeman, pull, realised, seat, shouted, whilst, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:09 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Good Friday (not ecclesiastical)

Started by Bushmiller, 6th April 2013 09:45 AM

150mm, bloke, contact, dropped, drove, ecclesiastical, equipment, friday, front, good, ground, home, jack, lad, lads, leafspring, lifted, load, local, racq, rear, recognised, spare, stopped, suspension, swmbo, town, trailer, vehicle, wheel

Replies: 9
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2013 08:39 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The scabs have hit the ground running (literally)

Started by FenceFurniture, 30th January 2013 07:47 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10th, apparently, bit, blue, call, coming, drove, flattened, funnel, ground, hit, leaf, literally, low, morning, mountains, pic, potent, realised, recycler, remember, running, scabs, springs, strain, stuff, variety, virtually, web, woodies

Replies: 22
Views: 2,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2013 10:08 PM; by FenceFurniture

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Elderly Driver

Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2013 09:31 AM

beer, car, crashed, cut, doctor, drawer, driver, drivers, drove, elderly, examined, fairly, front, handed, hedge, home, late, lawn, license, model, pieces, quiet, reading, rest, scissors, sitting, startled, thanked, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2013 10:19 AM; by chambezio

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JOKES

Used Car

Started by Rodgera, 22nd December 2012 03:39 PM

bought, bounced, car, clasped, corner, cpr, doubt, drove, five-year-old, hand, observed, parked, pedestrian, proceeded, quickly, released, repeated, shock, shoulders, squared, standing, start, suspension, swmbo, test, time, times, told, weight, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2012 07:18 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

GPS undies

Started by mic-d, 7th November 2012 08:24 PM

carry, convenient, drove, gps, invented, nuts, undies

Replies: 5
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2012 06:44 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Guard Dog

Started by Rodgera, 28th July 2011 11:05 AM

approached, bodyguard, candidate, canine, car, closer, country, day, decided, dog, driver, drove, guard, inspected, kidding, lot, nearest, parking, perfect, protection, ran, react, sister-in-law, told, trainer, truck, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 01:46 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

GORE WARNING Another short fingered forumite

Started by Ironwood, 28th January 2011 10:25 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

attached, blades, bone, cut, drove, finger, fingered, fingers, finished, fixed, flap, forumite, home, hospital, jointer, luckily, minutes, nail, pulled, putting, section, shattered, short, spent, stitched, stitches, trim, underside, wife, yesterday

Replies: 50
Views: 8,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2011 11:30 PM; by Handyjack

Forum:
SAFETY

Pacific Highway

Started by smidsy, 13th April 2011 10:32 AM

brisbane, cheers, day, drove, expect, guys, heading, hei, highway, hwy, pacific, paul, roadworks, rotten, sydney, time, trip, weekend

Replies: 12
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2011 11:38 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grandma's letter

Started by Rodgera, 11th March 2010 04:07 PM

bumper, burst, car, changed, day, drove, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaii, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, letter, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, praise, sign, started, sticker, waving, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 06:39 PM; by mjmjm

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JOKES

Best Xmas decorations ever

Started by gawdelpus, 11th December 2009 11:51 AM

accidents, attempted, christmas, climbed, consequences, couldn’t, decorations, didn’t, drove, fake, grabbed, happy, house, john, killed, ladder, lady, literally, news, people, pound, putting, realize, tire, top, tracks, wrecked, xmas, yard, yard.”

Replies: 11
Views: 2,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 06:52 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Farting pig sparks gas leak emergency

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th November 2009 04:36 PM

120-odd, alerted, axedale, bit, cfa, coming, compose, dealt, driveway, drove, emergency, fairly, farting, fire, fire-fighters, funny, gas, giggle, heard, huge, kilo, leak, obvious, pig, professionally, smell, sow, sparks, speak, station

Replies: 4
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 08:30 AM; by Woodwould

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Saying goodbye to mother,

Started by John Saxton, 8th October 2009 07:12 PM

ass, blanket, cab, car, cat, coat, door, downstairs, driver, drove, fat, front, goodbye, hanger, hauled, house, minutes, missed, mother, night, parked, scratching, stupid, taxi, tch, threw, upstairs, wife, wrap, yard

Replies: 4
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2009 12:58 PM; by Waldo

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JOKES

Woody Joke

Started by punkahknight, 14th June 2009 03:42 PM

american, build, check, clerk, drove, four-by-twos, friend, gonna, guy, head, house.usa3, joke, lumberyard, meant, minute, office, pauses, pickup, replies, returns, scratches, time, truck, two-by-four, two-by-fours, walked, woody, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 05:44 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Confused Stress with my painter.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th June 2009 11:10 PM

brush, call, collect, confused, day, days, drove, fair, happened, hour, law, leave, mark, painter, pay, police, pretended, pretty, read, renovateforum.com, screeching, speeding, stuff, sue, thread, threatened, told, total, tyres, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2009 11:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Don't talk to the parrot

Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM

bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 07:41 PM; by wolften

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JOKES

Oops!

Started by Rossluck, 2nd May 2009 06:48 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 08:02 AM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Visual pollution

Started by artme, 26th March 2009 10:33 PM

act, blind, breaches, clutter, coast, council, councils, disaster, drove, foreign, friends, gold, home, houses, issues, loathe, local, miami, ordinary, owner, pollution, regulations, road, signs, time, visitors, visual, warnings, wince

Replies: 10
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2009 08:20 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tragic News

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2009 05:51 PM

afraid, appeared, attack, beating, brain-dead, cheeks, clasped, cried, dear, doctor, drove, elderly, emergency, family, god, hands, heart, liberal, massive, news, sadly, scrubs, shock, suffered, tragic, wait, wearing, wife, wildly

Replies: 4
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2009 10:25 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

How life can change in a week.

Started by Calm, 22nd November 2008 07:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brother, chair, change, drove, farm, feather, financial, friday, hand, helping, home, hospital, house, jobs, knocked, left, life, mate, morning, past, person, received, sat, spending, support, tea, thursday, told, tuesday, week

Replies: 23
Views: 3,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2008 10:48 PM; by Calm

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Daffodils in jam

Started by fenderbelly, 30th June 2008 07:56 PM

birthday, bite, bought, cage, daffodils, decides, drove, garden, hamster, home, hours, jam, layer, makes, mixture, nice, owner, owners, pet, pet-shop, recipe, shop, smears, son, store, sugar, takes, unsuprisingly, water, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2008 06:31 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Hypnotist

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th May 2008 09:11 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 09:52 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Service at Carroll's Woodcraft Supplies

Started by Groggy, 26th April 2008 05:19 PM

2tsup, advice, blacklisted, carroll, carrolls, drinking, drove, drysdale, filled, fuel, glad, goodies, home, irenes, jim, leaving, lots, missus, money, nice, peek, service, store, supplies, tea, woodcraft, woodies

Replies: 5
Views: 2,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 06:32 PM; by Barry Hicks

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Three Bales

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th April 2008 04:38 PM

allan, attacked, bales, bloody, chair, clothes, cup, dad, die, donkey, door, drove, hay, heaven, home, hung, mum, paper, pushed, reading, remembered, replies, reward, sit, sitting, son, sort, speaker, tea, tear

Replies: 2
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 12:50 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

One for the kids

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th April 2008 05:11 PM

answer, begins, bus, calendar, drove, kids, months, schoolkids, single, starts, stole, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:15 PM; by funkychicken

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Truck stuck

Started by MICKYG, 26th February 2008 03:59 PM

blind, buddy, budged.wink, bullet, call, country-side, ditch, driving, drove, farmer, final, happened, hitched, horse, lived, names, pull, pulled, replied, road, silver, stalled, stuck, thanked, time, truck, wondered, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 07:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Unpopular threesome

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th January 2008 04:39 PM

allan, barry, calendar, drop, drove, immediately, john, moment, months, prices, property, reckon, stole, threesome, town, unpopular

Replies: 3
Views: 1,007

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 04:48 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Bank deposit

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 10:46 AM

allan, announced, assigned, bank, barry, brought, calendar, clout, count, day, decided, deposit, dollars, drove, finish, head, idiot, john, manager, million, months, munruben, proudly, races, staff, stole, team, truck, winnings, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 04:04 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Mystery bus trips.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th December 2007 09:22 PM

2007, allan, bus, buses, chipped, club, decent, deserves, destination, driving, drove, guess, lucky, mystery, occasions, piece, recent, trips, won, wood, woodturning

Replies: 12
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 07:02 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

What are the odds, of a hamburger patty

Started by Matt88s, 23rd December 2007 12:51 PM

barking, bit, blocking, carrying, conclusion, dark, dogs, drove, easily, eat, falling, feet, fence, flashlight, hamburger, happened, harder, incriminating, landing, lastly, odds, patty, recalled, shed, sky, tree, van, view, walking, yard

Replies: 10
Views: 1,871

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 01:45 PM; by Matt88s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Setting out and stringlines.

Started by ComboSquare, 3rd December 2007 09:11 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angling, avoid, bearers, correct, diagonals, drove, existing, ground, house, hurdles, laser, level, levelled, measured, measuring, memory, parallel, parallelogram, perfectly, perpendicular, question, ran, running, secondary, set, setting, square, stringline, stringlines, wall

Replies: 28
Views: 3,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 03:40 PM; by silentC

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Oh Sh........

Started by DavidG, 26th November 2007 01:53 PM

blond, car, coming, correct, driving, drove, excitement, female, garden, island, lane, lights, quietly, road, set, sets, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 02:02 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What is the craziest/funniest thing you have seen on a job

Started by patty, 17th November 2007 06:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

16mm, accredited, aerial, arrival, authority, awaited, barge, board, bond, bracket, calmly, connected, craziest or funniest, crew, downpipes, drove, fascia, fast, job, lies, local, mains, mounted, neutral, people, serious, service, supply, thing, time

Replies: 15
Views: 3,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 09:59 PM; by Timmo

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

For the Wood Whispering Woman== or show your wife if you dare

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM

amen, awoke, bathed, bed, breakfast, chores, cleaned, daily, dare, day, drove, finished, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, p.m, ran, school, set, supper, whispering, wife, wisdom, woman, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Coffin splutter

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2007 02:48 PM

ailment, allan, answered, buried, cemetery, coffin, coincidentally, cough, day, died, doctor, door, drove, dying, heard, hope, knock, lived, mad, neighbour, night, relieve, splutter, time, worms, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 10:00 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Oh to be Irish

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM

arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:45 AM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

the Festool that ate my finger

Started by Shedhand, 20th December 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aid, ate, attack, awful, blood, bloody, carcasses, covered, drilled, drove, dug, festool, finger, floor, god, grass, heart, hed, hospital, init, jinxed, kit, lovely, mess, nice, oak, rest, sprayed, white

Replies: 15
Views: 4,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 02:13 AM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

Colorbond or PVC downpipes??.... Help!

Started by kaliani, 24th April 2007 01:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advise, amanda, bit, builder, character, cheaper-, colorbond, downpipes, drove, extension, feeling, forum, genuinely, guess, house, joins, length, money, nearby, neighbourhoods, option, pipes, pvc, re-do, rectangular, round, save, told, truth, white

Replies: 16
Views: 15,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 04:38 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Moving... question regarding seatainers

Started by Wild Dingo, 8th May 2007 04:10 PM

$lotsamoola, 40ft, 9x6, bad, bed, bloke, crane, dropped, drove, empty, extra, front, hire, house, ideas, leaving, lifted, minimum, move, moving, question, seatainer, seatainers, slid, storage, totally, truck, weight, wondering, workshop

Replies: 3
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2007 12:00 AM; by journeyman Mick

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Poem about the drought

Started by Wood Borer, 24th April 2007 11:00 AM

bad, cattle, dad, drought, drove, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, hed, hugged, kids, letter, life, love, poem, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, talk, tough, truck, watch, wife

Replies: 10
Views: 1,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 11:11 PM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Jack Hammer Fun

Started by echnidna, 1st April 2007 09:34 PM

blade, doin, drove, fun, gettin, hammer, hole, jack, jackhammer, lotsa, outa, reblocking, rolleyes, root, stuck, tree

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2007 10:08 PM; by squashedfrog1

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Carba-tec Service

Started by West OZ Mark, 7th March 2007 09:07 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arrive, bought, bridgetown, call, carba-tec, carbatec, company, correct, drove, geoff, happen, jumped, live, machine, makes, mistakes, moulder, moulders, packaging, perth, realized, rectify, rest.2tsup, service, spindle, stand, swaped, thicknesser, ute, wrong

Replies: 30
Views: 5,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:40 PM; by watson

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Ooops

Started by ozwinner, 25th March 2007 07:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50mm, car, care, cool, crack, damaged, doh, doors, drive, drove, fine, happened, hit, home, injury, love, major, missed, missus, ooops, pan, panels, personal, poor, process, rest, thinking, whack, windscreen, yoot

Replies: 25
Views: 2,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2007 08:47 AM; by Honorary Bloke

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

View from the balcony

Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM

ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Test driving may be on hold at Bundoora?

Started by bennylaird, 13th December 2006 03:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bundoora, clubsport, company, corner, dealers, dealership, drive, driving, drove, fast, gates, gutter, hold, holden, hsv, landed, left, metres, policies, re-think, test, travelled, victoria, watson, week

Replies: 19
Views: 4,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2006 09:56 PM; by tameriska

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bungendore Wood Works

Started by oges, 21st October 2006 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animals, browse, buildings, bungendore, continued, day, drove, envious, gallery, hanging, impressive, kms, leather, lot, nice, noticed, relations, road, shop, stuffed, talented, tied/nailed, town, tree, trees, wander, wood, woodies, works, zeds

Replies: 21
Views: 4,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 07:13 PM; by Baz

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Just Spotted DanP

Started by bennylaird, 30th November 2006 12:15 PM

confused, danp, drove, past?confused, spotted, wave

Replies: 0
Views: 865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2006 12:15 PM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grandma Still Drives

Started by echnidna, 10th November 2006 10:30 AM

bumper, car, cars, changed, day, drives, drove, enjoying, experience, grandma, grandson, guy, hawaiian, honked, honking, intersection, jesus, leaned, light, lord, love, luck, noticed, people, sign, started, sticker, walking, waving, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 10:49 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

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