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I have no idea about your job, but my book says you are doing it wrong.

Started by Karl Robbers, 1st June 2014 11:26 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

assessment, book, committed, compared, department, effectively, employment, fight, firstly, hazards, hitting, idea, job, lead, machine, mdt, minute, path, performing, piece, posed, risk, safety, size, student, support, teacher, understanding, wood, wrong

Replies: 32
Views: 19,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2017 11:36 AM; by rustynail

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SAFETY

Department of Lowered Expectations

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2015 10:10 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2015 09:45 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

The bet

Started by groverwa, 1st February 2014 07:52 AM

bar, bartender, bet, cheered, crowd, crowds, department, died, drops, fell, fellow, glass, grabbed, handed, juice, laughter, lemon, lemon;, lumberjack, ok;, paid, remains, rind, squeeze, squeezed, taxation, total, weight-lifter, wrinkled, £1000

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 07:52 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

What would you do?

Started by artme, 10th January 2014 09:41 PM

arrogance, beefs, bladder, cancer, complaints, couple, cyst, daughter, dealt, department, doctor, friend, hassle, nph, picked, referring, refused, sort, sorted, specific, test, tumor, wondering, written

Replies: 6
Views: 1,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2014 02:46 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Labor Ex- Politician

Started by Carry Pine, 19th December 2013 08:58 PM

amount, cheque, defrauded, department, enclosed, ex-, ex-labor, labor, night, nsw, owing, politician, remainder, send, sleep, taxation, total, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2013 08:58 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Johnson & Johnson Thermometer

Started by gms002a, 9th December 2013 11:44 AM

begins, box, broken, carefully, chipped, close, control, days], department, eyes, fun, glad, johnson, literature, loud, notice, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, repeat, sanitized, statement, stop, surface, table, tested, thermometer, times

Replies: 0
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2013 11:44 AM; by gms002a

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JOKES

unhappy marriage

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM

arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 10:44 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Good afternoon from Melbourne Australia

Started by Melbourne Phil, 21st July 2013 02:13 PM

350mm, afternoon, aids, aircraft, atm17020, australia, aviation, chests, department, disc, forum, forward, found, good, information, involved, lathe, melbourne, metal, phil, pieces, projects, ran, sander, serial, share, training, war, wood, workshop

Replies: 5
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2013 01:25 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Who am I: Number III

Started by Mutawintji, 11th April 2013 08:22 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1946, 1953, application, appointed, atomic, biology, biophysics, bombs, centres, college, department, dropping, explore, funding, iii, japan, kings, london, number, oversee, philosophy, photo, physics, produced, science, scientist, secrets, supplied, surveillance, war

Replies: 15
Views: 9,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2013 06:25 PM; by BobL

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Crazy News Tidbit

Started by Rodgera, 10th October 2012 01:17 PM

anxious, braille, campbelltown, crazy, department, disabilities, display, enclosed, front, glass, human, include, inside, main, minorities, news, office, poster, religions, resources, sydney, tidbit, university, western

Replies: 5
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2012 05:21 PM; by damian

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JOKES

New job

Started by Andy Mac, 6th October 2012 11:02 PM

20yrs, active, addition, arts, blacksmithing, cheers, collection, department, drawn, excitedd, facebook, horse, including, job, monday, page, photos, post, program, public, related, settle, theatre, uni, vehicles, viewing, vis, website, woodwork, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 08:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

woodchips'n'sawdust

Started by thegoodwood, 25th August 2012 02:18 AM

2tsup, 660, country, department, fighting, fires, friends, grown, guessed, head, hoop, keyboard, love, mill, paddocksjoke, photos, pine, planting, post, pruning, serious, smasher, steep, tapper, thegoodwood, timber, touchscreen, weed-spraying, woodchipsnawdust, woodchipsnsawdust

Replies: 5
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2012 06:18 PM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

attached shed

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th August 2012 09:50 PM

attached, cover, department, development, dwelling, exempt, generous, house, included, metres, nsw, planning, policy, read, reason, renovateforum.com, residential, shed, sheds, square, thread, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2012 09:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

Smart Kid

Started by Breslauer, 9th June 2012 09:04 AM

4x4, automotive, boat, boss, buy, chris, coast, day, department, engine, fish, fishing, gonna, hook, job, kid, larger, medium, rod, sales, shot, smart, sold, store, tampons, texas, told, twin, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2012 09:04 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

G'day mates

Started by Cespit, 8th April 2012 07:13 AM

assortment, band, bet, butcher, ces, cheers, colleagues, department, esteemed, firefighter, forward, found, garage, gday, hope, knowledge, learned, lots, lurking, mates, pages, participating, purchase, reading, reasonable, similar, sneaked, tools, war, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2012 05:49 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

When is a Hardware Store not a Hardware Store?

Started by fineboxes, 22nd December 2011 08:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amusing, anecdote, apparently, astounded, bunnings, cabinet, cheap, cheers, company?c, cost, department, dis-interestingly, green, hardware, head, heavy, labour, paint, patently, replied, scraper, shaking, share, shop, sigh, steve, store, told, tragic, walked

Replies: 18
Views: 2,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2011 09:36 AM; by andrewr79

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not In Stock

Started by wheelinround, 23rd August 2011 05:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

action, advertising, allowing, arrive, blessing, buying, chain, commend, complain, continue, cost, decent, department, due, excuses, gov, includes, items, lack, lower, major, on-line, printer, printers, shipping, stock, store, supply, takes, time

Replies: 28
Views: 3,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2011 12:53 PM; by acmegridley

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Where does the buck stop?

Started by jimbur, 10th July 2011 04:00 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accounts, apparent, approved, benefitting, blame, buck, cheers, command, crimes, department, dodgy, editor, expenses, extend, extremely, including, jim, journalistic, lie, news, people, proprietor, question, revelations, series, standard, stop, structure, unsavoury, world

Replies: 43
Views: 4,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 11:31 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Secret Shopper

Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2011 10:59 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2011 10:59 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Executive Summary

Started by joe greiner, 5th January 2011 09:11 PM

133, airport, blondes, breast, department, discovered, enlarged, executive, hemorrhoid, hernias, homeland, implants, natural, plots, prostates, screening, security, statistics, summary, terrorist, transvestites, tsa, year-end

Replies: 3
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2011 04:01 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

New job

Started by Andy Mac, 14th October 2010 12:35 PM

20yrs, access, admin, build, built, challenge, cheers, department, event, fwd, job, lot, lots, manager, organise, park, production, productions, props, resources2tsup, sets, shakespeare, share, sort, stage, students, stuff, teach, touring, workshop

Replies: 5
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2010 08:30 PM; by NewLou

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Beeswax Polish

Started by jimdave, 26th March 2010 10:18 PM

beeswax, bit, bowls, couple, department, found, gday, industries, link, polish, primary, putting, recipe, thinking, tweaked

Replies: 7
Views: 4,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2010 07:07 PM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

What a boy wants for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:17 PM

beautiful, boy, buy, christmas, counter, dad, darren, department, eve, father, girl, guess, looked, love, marvellous, model, murmured, myers, pleased, replied, set, shopping, son, toy, train

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2009 11:17 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Howyagarn!!!

Started by randy1, 10th November 2009 10:40 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2009 12:07 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Munruben mechanic.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th October 2009 09:00 PM

allan, assist, bid, car, department, door, drivers, feverishly, found, front, garage, hey, inadvertently, john, keys, locked, mechanic, munruben, passenger, pick, replied, service, servicing, told, unlock, unlocked, vehicle

Replies: 1
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2009 09:54 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Family banned from walmart

Started by robbo266317, 6th October 2009 09:20 AM

banned, bedding, begins, bill, bring, clerk, complaints, cry, december, department, family, fenton, floor, guns, housewares, hunting, husband, july, loudly, november, people, pick, pillows, september, set, shopping, store, told, walmart, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2009 12:29 PM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

External merbau sill and jamb sealing

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th September 2009 11:20 PM

based, bleed, bleeding, chance, cost, deck, department, door, guys, installation, installed, joinery, lot, merbau, money, pain, paint, people, recommend, seal, sealing, sikkens, sill, straight, suffering, suggestions, thread, timber, warranty, water

Replies: 0
Views: 3,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2009 11:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Kids Ear Muffs

Started by Burnsy, 27th July 2009 09:21 PM

affiliation, bad, bag, bought, buyer, change, daughter, decorated, department, ear, ebay, hand, hard, highly, industry, kids, link, muffs, occasionally, people, ppe, practice, recommend, safety, seller, selling, suitably, tote, watching, wears

Replies: 0
Views: 2,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2009 09:21 PM; by Burnsy

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SAFETY

Hi All

Started by Diabs, 4th July 2009 11:03 PM

africa, alot, bought, building, cars, chair, days, department, experiences, farely, fast, glider, guys, hope, house, jap, knowledge, learn, lol, love, project, seat, share, south, thingsmainly, week, wood

Replies: 11
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2009 11:04 PM; by Nathanael

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Not a newbie but an intro nonetheless ...

Started by Afro Boy, 22nd March 2009 09:47 PM

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Replies: 10
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2009 04:03 PM; by Afro Boy

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Shopping

Started by bullfright, 23rd February 2009 01:33 AM

august, bedding, blankets, camera, clerk, dear, department, floor, guns, handling, housewares, hunting, july, loudly, nose, october, people, pick, pillows, samsel, screamed, september, set, shopping, store, told, wal-mart, wife, women, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:55 AM; by rotten_66

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JOKES

Message from the Department of Communications, Energy & Natural Resources

Started by wheelinround, 17th February 2009 06:05 PM

chara, communications, conditions, cost, department, due, eamon, economic, electricity, energy, gas, inconvenience, irish, light, message, minister, natural, oil, recent, resources, rising, ryan, subject, tunnel

Replies: 2
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2009 09:39 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Bad luck

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th November 2008 03:50 PM

accident, allan, bad, broke, department, john, lawyers, luck, mirror, recently, store, supposed, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 03:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Rules for hunting lawyers

Started by Ozkaban, 1st October 2008 09:19 AM

attorney, attorneys, bag, department, disguise, drug, elected, felony, government, harvest, health, hospitals, hunt, hunter, hunting, illegal, lawyers, limits, mounted, prohibited, purpose, rabies, reporter, rules, stuffed, unlawful, vehicle, vermin, washington, yards

Replies: 3
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2008 11:32 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Speedy

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:35 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 10:34 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Pretty girl

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:26 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:26 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Need help with staining my fish tank cabinet

Started by XterC, 27th August 2008 01:15 AM

0410320021, 10ft, 3ft, assist, bought, built, cabinet, department, finish, fish, forum, gear, hand, length, newbie, pay, professional, sms, staining, sydney, tank, tony, width, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2008 01:15 AM; by XterC

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FINISHING

a Texas Salesman

Started by WoodJunky, 19th August 2008 12:14 AM

boat, boss, buy, chris, civic, coast, craft, customers, day, department, dude, expedition, fish, fishing, guy, honda, hook, job, kid, rod, sales, salesman, shot, sold, tampons, texas, told, weekends, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2008 12:14 AM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

'I Hate My Job' day

Started by wheelinround, 15th August 2008 10:06 AM

box, carefully, close, control, day, department, eyes, glad, hate, home, job, johnson, literature, lock, loud, nice, notice, pain, personally, print, quality, read, rectal, remember, repeat, sanitized, statement, tested, thermometer, times

Replies: 2
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 02:54 PM; by damian

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JOKES

Department of Conservation

Started by goat, 12th May 2008 08:29 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 06:09 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Amos.

Started by munruben, 8th May 2008 02:18 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Never take men shopping against their will

Started by WoodJunky, 5th May 2008 06:58 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:08 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Charitable folks of Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd April 2008 08:03 PM

allan, australia, bad, calendar, charitable, department, folk, folks, health, information, months, munruben, news, stole, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 08:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

H4 Treated Pine Stumps for Deck!!

Started by bodella, 18th March 2008 07:06 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 8,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 01:08 PM; by stefan_bonnici

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DECKING

Now I Know What To Do During My Next Visit !!! ...

Started by nev25, 27th February 2008 10:19 AM

antidepressants, august, clerk, dear, department, door, floor, guns, housewares, july, kmart, loudly, mirror, nose, october, paper, people, pick, picked, samsel, screamed, september, set, store, toilet, told, visit, waited, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 05:11 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

The Mean spirited Boss at Christmas

Started by obee60, 23rd December 2007 09:03 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

boss, break, celebrate, christmas, christmasd, crew, customary, day, department, email, encourage, families, home, housekeeping, job, manager, meal, merry, night, normal, normal.~, past, practice, reckon, spirited, telling, time, waiting.no, watch, xmas

Replies: 22
Views: 2,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 11:05 PM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

programer 2

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:54 PM

accuracy, annoying, avowed, basis, carried, confounding, defenseless, definition, department, documents, dubious, exacting, expert, hopelessly, inconclusive, information, innumberable, instruments, mentality, passes, person, persons, problematical, programer, programmer, purpose, questionable, reliability, unfortunate, vague

Replies: 1
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 04:23 PM; by Dangermouse

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JOKES

The Grand Emir is thirsty

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 07:28 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:30 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Homesick Scotsman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:18 PM

allan, arrested, bourke, breaking, claimed, department, dying, glasgow, glass, homesick, hope, melbourne, myer, scotsman, store, time, windows, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 03:00 PM; by Chumley

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JOKES

Air New Zealand, Apples....

Started by MurrayD99, 21st August 2007 11:44 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 09:12 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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