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English language group names

Started by Dengue, 19th April 2014 01:12 PM

aggressive, animals, baboons, collective, congress, cows, dangerous, english, explains, familiar, flock, group, herd, intelligent, language, loudest, murder, names, noun, nouns, obnoxious, owls, parliament, pretty, primates, proper, viciously, wise, wonderfully, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2014 01:12 PM; by Dengue

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JOKES

Heavenly food

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM

ago’, beef, blood, bodies, called, club, cooked, cooking, day, eat, effects, explains, food, golf, heaven, heavenly, illness, jack, john, manager, maude, meals, meat, normal, oatmeal, out.’, overlooking, pressure, red, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

New Teeth

Started by Cliff Rogers, 22nd January 2012 02:26 AM

bad, congregation, dentist, explains, false, gums, happened, hours, hurt, minutes, mistake, mob, pastor, pulpit, set, shut, sunday, talk, talks, teeth, ten, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 5,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2012 07:05 PM; by specialist

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A Woodies Yarn

I can't help thinking . . . .

Started by BobL, 8th September 2011 10:59 AM

100, explains, followers, lot, thinking, top, twitaholic.com, twitter

Replies: 12
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2011 07:57 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The blonde and the cow

Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM

airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Water coming under my garage door.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th October 2010 04:50 PM

builder, coming, destroying, door, explains, friend, front, garage, garden, heading, hose, ideas, leaks, length, lift, lot, metricon, panel, plaster.has, plastered, proofed, read, renovateforum.com, rigid, roller, seal, slowly, thread, warranty, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2010 04:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Our sneaky politicians

Started by Sebastiaan56, 28th April 2010 08:09 AM

bill, explains, human, jail, killed, law, laws, modern, obnoxious, oskar, partisan, politicians, proposal, quickly, radar, revisions, rights, schindler, sneaky, support, usual

Replies: 8
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2010 04:02 PM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Pope and Tiger Woods

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2010 02:07 PM

administrative, admits, anxious, apologizes, bids, chat, checking, clerk, day, die, error, explains, farewell, heaven, hell, late, life, mary, meet, meets, mix, paperwork, pope, replied, situation, staff, stop, tiger, virgin, woods

Replies: 2
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 08:58 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

A New Blonde Joke !!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 6th January 2010 08:38 PM

blonde, brunette, bull, buy, com-for-da-bul, comfortable, drive, explains, glad, haul, hell, hitch, home, joke, operator, paying, pickup, ranch, send, shell, sister, sisters, slowly, telegram, telegraph, telling, tells, trailer, truck, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2010 08:38 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Hotel Bill

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:28 PM

$400, $450.00, bad, bill, charged, cheque, clerk, complains, correct, entertainers, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, mentions, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, unmoved, wife, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:00 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Are restrictors in shower heads bad for instant hws

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th June 2009 01:20 AM

agree, altogether, bang, bit, diaphragm/regulator, explains, flow, head, hits, hot, husband, hws, instant, job, logic, partially, plumber, question, restricted, restrictor, shower, simple, stopping, tap, tells, thread, water, wife, wrecked, wrecks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2009 01:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Rugby fans

Started by rosewood, 3rd June 2009 01:30 PM

added, bledisloe, bloke, cent, coming, cup, explains, family, fans, fellow, fill, found, funeral.cool, game, games, hear, months, passed, recently, replied, rugby, saves, seat, sold, spot, surely, takes, unfortunatly, vacant, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 01:30 PM; by rosewood

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JOKES

metal shower waste installation

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th May 2009 04:00 PM

concrete, drainage, entering, explains, flange, inhibit, install, installation, metal, moisture, picture, pipe, plastic, quickly, read, renovateforum.com, ruin, screed, sit, situation, stuck, sub-floor, supposed, talking, thread, tray, waste, wastes, water, waterproof

Replies: 0
Views: 4,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2009 04:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Hi Tech

Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 08:59 AM

alpha, attractive, bar, bloody, bond, broken, date, explains, fast, giggles, hour, james, lady, moment, notices, panties, replies, smirks, special, state-of-the-art, talk, taps, tech, telepathically, telling, walks, watch, waves, wearing, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 07:12 AM; by les88

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JOKES

Acrylic painting over varnish.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th March 2009 08:00 PM

acrylic, act, adhere, based, chestnut, dry, explains, fine, how/when, matter, paint, painting, penetrol, primer, product, products, questions, read, renovateforum.com, sand, surface, surfaces, thinned, thrashed, till, varnish, varnished, wait, water, zinseer

Replies: 0
Views: 5,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 08:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Ask a Stupid Question

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:04 PM

barn, blonde, bred?thats, complete, confidence, confidently.then, cow, cows, dizzy, explains, farmer, for?she, guess, hang, here.terribly, impressed, insemination, lady, maggie, nail, question, row, simple, stall, stupid, tells, trousers, walk, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2009 09:46 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

designing windows

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

actual, answered, bits, book, construction, design, designing, explains, forum, found, frames, framing/fixing, issues, pieces, question, read, scratch, step, thinking, threads, types, wall, website, window, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Fixing large hole in plaster

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

160mm, 80mm, advice, direct, electric, electrical, explains, fixed, fixing, frame, googled, hole, left, lot, pictures, plaster, prefer, repair, shutter, sicne, site, sites, switch, tackle, time, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

The Hotel Bill

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2008 11:14 PM

$400.00, $450.00, agrees, bad, bill, charged, check, cheque, clerk, complains, entertainers, eventually, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, matter, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 08:32 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Generations

Started by wheelinround, 11th May 2008 09:27 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2008 09:27 AM; by wheelinround

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Perfect

Started by nev25, 9th May 2008 01:36 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 01:36 AM; by nev25

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JOKES

60 Years of Marriage

Started by Barry_White, 6th March 2008 08:47 PM

68697, angry, argue, box, burst, cloth, cloths, crochet, dish, explains, fight, grandmother, happiness, happy, honey, living, loving, marriage, married, money, moved;, precious, secret, selling, shoe, tears, times, told, woman, years

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2008 09:18 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

the nail

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:56 AM

barn, blonde, bred, check, coming, complete, confidence, confidently, cow, cows, ditzy, explains, farmer, guess, hang, impregnate, impressed, insemination, john, lady, leaves, maggie, nail, row, simple, stall, tells, terribly, trousers, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:56 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Golfers

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd December 2007 12:12 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2007 11:45 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

My bearers aren't tied down?

Started by diy1ab, 8th December 2007 06:35 PM

access, bearers, bowing, brick, btw, contortionist, contributing, disappeared, dry, engaging, expand, explains, factor, fixes, floor, heat, hoping, house, jamming, joists, manouvres, master, piers, recently, replacing, rotted, spell, story;, tied, wardrobe

Replies: 3
Views: 2,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2007 09:53 PM; by triden

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

staining mountain ash

Started by astrid, 19th October 2007 09:14 PM

20s, ash, astrid, base, bit, coats, crappy, dark, explains, finish, finished, grain, hides, mountain, oil, penitrate, polish, spirit, stain, staining, stuff, surface, timber, tinting, water

Replies: 9
Views: 2,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 07:16 PM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

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JOKES

Socrates the philosopher

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th August 2007 06:09 PM

ashamed, bad, bonking, continued, contrary, embarrassed, esteem, explains, filter, found, hear, heard, held, mind, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reason, replied, shrugged, socrates, soctates, student, students, test, time, true, usefulness, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:32 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

One for the English

Started by munruben, 29th August 2007 11:14 AM

150, alkazoom, beach, blink, curious, day, england, english, eternity, explains, eye, feet, fill, fish, fisherman, genie, genies, guy, huge, irish, lantern, oceans, och, poof, pops, protecting, scot, thick, wall, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 11:14 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Froggy

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 01:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 10:51 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

engineering gobblydook

Started by sawdustmike, 19th July 2007 11:37 PM

africa, aimed, belong, construction, east, engineering, explains, found, gobblydook, hut, info, remember, secret, societies, thatched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2007 11:37 PM; by sawdustmike

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Telemarketers, an interesting twist

Started by Iain, 2nd June 2007 10:31 AM

agent, bitterly, business, call, calls, communication, complains, dvd, explains, feeling, gentleman, hangs, indian, interesting, lack, occassions, operates, past, peeved, player, purchase, ready, service, sign, smith, telemarketers, told, twist, week, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 06:02 PM; by Bondy1s

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Lawyer and the Blonde

Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM

answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2007 06:55 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

Accessing Wireless hotspots

Started by journeyman Mick, 9th April 2007 01:28 PM

access, accesses, accessing, cairns, cards, city, couple, credit, day, esplanade, explains, found, googled, hotspots, lady, laptop, list, listed, maccas, mick, minutes, outdoor, pay, payphones, phoneaway, read, sites, sitting, wireless, wondering

Replies: 10
Views: 1,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2007 02:36 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Kiwi in Oz

Started by Eddie Jones, 8th February 2007 11:47 AM

amazed, chip, chips, chups, constant, decides, elocution, english, explains, fish, fush, hardware, hell, kiwi, lessons, months, perfect, picked, pom, practice, propperer, seas, sez, shop, shopkeeper, sick, south, speak, sydney, talk

Replies: 5
Views: 2,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 10:51 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Scroll Saw Blades Help !!!!!

Started by harts, 11th January 2007 11:34 PM

blades, confusing, direct, explains, harts, scroll, site, system, tpi, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 2,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 04:56 PM; by harts

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HINTS & TIPS

Anyone know of a good website that shows and explains roofing terminolgy?

Started by Mcblurter, 31st July 2006 12:18 PM

bits, bone, cheers, explains, good, googled, mcblurter, pics, question, roof, roofing, shell, shows, site, success, terminolgy, terminology, web, website

Replies: 3
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2006 01:43 PM; by Barry_White

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Retail Giggles

Started by rrich, 17th July 2006 04:14 PM

answers, bit, biting, cabinet, color, customer, customers, door, employee, exchange, explains, eyes, gentleman, giggles, hear, laughing, oak, perfect, process, processing, purchase, retail, return/exchange, stain, store, swmbo, time, white, word, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 04:14 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Heaven

Started by echnidna, 12th July 2006 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abraham, aussie, ceiling, clock, clocks, continues, dies, exclaims, explains, fan, gates, hands, heaven, howard’s, huge, jesus’, john, lie, lied, life, lifetime, lincolns, minutes, moved, office, pearly, peter, stunned, telling, wall

Replies: 25
Views: 3,807

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 03:42 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

easement woes

Started by Donno, 28th April 2006 02:28 PM

1982, approval, attach, attached, block, bricks, build, builder, car, carport, confused, corner, cracked, denied, easement, explains, forum, free, front, house, mingara, movement, original, port, purchasing, recourse, selling, starts, time, woes

Replies: 8
Views: 4,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2006 03:51 PM; by Donno

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Who am I ?

Started by JDarvall, 23rd December 2005 08:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

####, astrology, bit, books, capricorn, capricorns, carry, cut, dash, excuse, explains, guys, hoping, melancholic, newspaper, nice, paper, play, quick, quietly, reference, shed, shes, sign, sort, star, time, understand, uno, wallet

Replies: 19
Views: 2,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2005 07:05 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

frog joke

Started by Trav, 9th December 2005 10:38 AM

bank, borrow, called, claims, collateral, copied, elephant, explains, forum], frog, gonna, holds, jagger, joke, kermit, loan, love, manager, mans, patty, pink, rolling, stone, tiny, whack, world, [its, [shamelessly, [youre

Replies: 2
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2005 08:29 AM; by Trav

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JOKES

One for any smokers past or present.

Started by Kiwibrucee, 25th November 2005 07:38 PM

check, crocodile, discovered, drink, dude, explains, fell, finishing, found, funniest, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, poll, present, quick, river, smoked, smokers, smoking, sssshhhheeeeeetttt, stoned, tree, walks, water

Replies: 9
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2005 11:43 PM; by Kiwibrucee

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JOKES

So this frog goes into a bank ...

Started by Daddles, 18th November 2005 09:53 AM

approaches, bank, collateral, elephant, explains, frog, gonna, jagger, kermit, knickknack, life, loan, love, manager, mans, masterpiece, patty, pink, real, rolling, singing, stone, teller, tiny, treat, wait, webfishingclub, whack, world

Replies: 7
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 11:02 PM; by craigb

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JOKES

This is not a joke about Zed

Started by outback, 27th October 2005 10:41 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, dude, explains, faaaaarrrrk, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, river, sits, sitting, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:04 PM; by rick_rine

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JOKES

from the arkives

Started by popawisky, 24th May 2005 12:01 AM

,like, agreed, arkives, ass, bestowed, budge, called, creator, donkey, explains, grant, horrified, life, lion, monkey, monkeying, normal, plenty, received, roared, sex, spare, spoke, ten, twenty, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 12:01 AM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Call of the jungle

Started by Iain, 30th March 2005 04:06 PM

call, cry, explains, jungle, sort, tarzans

Replies: 5
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 05:39 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

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