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Sorry to my NZ mates.

Started by Hartley, 29th November 1999 10:06 PM

bag, black, blacks, cup, dead, dress, figure, final, found, hear, inside, jersey, mates, people, pictures, players, police, politician, recall, rugby, rwc, sand, snow, spit, stamps, surgeon, tea, white, womens, zealand

Replies: 9
Views: 3,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2020 06:30 PM; by Tonyz

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Police sources say

Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2015 10:59 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2015 06:36 AM; by rrich

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Interview for Police Force

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th February 2015 10:00 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2015 10:00 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Political Burdens

Started by Rodgera, 31st July 2014 12:19 PM

brother-in-law, burdens, calmly, city, desk, dialed, fellow, fury, headquarters, hey, in-laws, instructed, mayor, mayors, office, picked, police, policemen, political, remember, secretary, sergeant, sputtering, surveyed, telephone, throw, ticket, town, waving, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2014 12:19 PM; by Rodgera

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APOLOGY

Started by dusteater, 8th July 2014 08:33 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2014 11:30 PM; by rwbuild

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Credit Report

Started by dj_pnevans, 6th June 2014 05:38 PM

agency, agencys, belongs, bit, checks, credit, david, default, defaults, details, explain, fixed, funny, home, mine, person, pick, police, question, report, sort, spend, time, wifes

Replies: 12
Views: 2,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2014 10:10 AM; by kyaden

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Amber Light

Started by Carry Pine, 28th April 2014 09:05 AM

amber, arresting, blowing, booking, bumper, car, car.carry, cell, christian, chrome-plated, desk, effects.he, emblem, escorted, fish, front, horn, light, mistake, naturally, officer, personal, pine, police, pulled, sticker, stolen, sunday-school, trunk, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2014 10:45 AM; by issatree

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Punography

Started by RETIRED, 26th March 2014 08:35 AM

?….boil, baseball, beard, bigger….and, broken, class, clock, deer, dentist, earthquake, fillings, first….then, grew, guy, hell, hit, holy, hungry, infection….urine, jokes, pencils, pointless, police, punography, thesaurus, trouble, type, washington, water, wondered

Replies: 7
Views: 2,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2014 10:55 PM; by A Duke

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Calendar robbery

Started by Carry Pine, 18th December 2013 07:57 PM

calendar, guys, hear, months, police, robbery, station, stole

Replies: 2
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 09:37 PM; by doug3030

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Windshield

Started by Rodgera, 14th December 2013 05:41 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2013 08:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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My Stolen Car :( [NSW Blue Mountains]

Started by ank, 16th November 2013 10:25 AM

2010, almost-as-new, andres, blue, bosch, car, change, desperate, feel, forum, free, gladly, golf, gts10j, guys, home, mountains, nsw, police, post, proper, random, remove, report, reward, sleeping, stolen, table, tsi, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2013 10:25 AM; by ank

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unhappy marriage

Started by fenderbelly, 25th September 2013 10:38 PM

arrested, artie, breath, choice, coles, department, drew, floor, friend, hands, husband, insurance, leave, living, manager, marriage, murder, police, poor, proceeded, produce, security, store, strangle, stumbled, surprised, unexpectedly, unhappy, wife, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2013 10:44 PM; by A Duke

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Adding insult to injury

Started by artme, 17th July 2013 10:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

000, add, adding, assignments, comter, custody, eventually, hell, injury, insult, loss, lot, passports, pay, police, ready, recovered, report, scoundrel, son, statements, stolen, submit, suspects, theft, time, university, victim, withdraw, word

Replies: 17
Views: 2,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2013 04:37 PM; by artme

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Traffic Stop

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM

ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2013 03:34 PM; by rustynail

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Was this illegal or just plain disgraceful?

Started by Bushmiller, 27th April 2013 07:54 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

1000, animosity, approximately, cars, country, deserted, despair, disgraceful, divided, enclosed, experience, greg, illegal, illegally, instructions, morning, parked, people, plain, police, positions, road, saturday, shots, timber, town, treated, vehicle, visitor, wide

Replies: 82
Views: 7,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2013 10:12 PM; by FRB Design

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Backyard potato plot

Started by MBM888, 11th May 2013 12:04 AM

7am, ahead, apologised, arrived, arthritis, backyard, bodies, buried, circumstances, dad, dear, departed, dig, finding, garden, impossible, letter, love, loving, morning, pensioner, pensioner’s, plant, plot, police, potato, potatoes, proceeded, read, son

Replies: 0
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2013 12:04 AM; by MBM888

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Politically correct...?

Started by MBM888, 19th March 2013 02:21 PM

apologised, car, cop, correct, dancing, darkies, disturbance, exclaimed, golf, incorrect, local, neighbourhood, officers, oops, partner, patrolling, police, politically, radioed, roof, tango, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2013 11:24 PM; by hp8

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Society has officially turned to dog cr@p

Started by ozhunter, 2nd December 2012 08:42 PM

bit, bloke, car, cars, convince, cr@p, cruiser, dad, details, dog, family, fast, ground, heard, knocked, limb, naturally, officially, people, police, pretty, proceeded, punched, sheep, society, spent, stock, stop, tomorrow, turned

Replies: 12
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2012 08:34 PM; by ozhunter

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Attending a lecture.

Started by RedShirtGuy, 29th October 2012 07:28 PM

2am, abuse, alcohol, attending, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replies, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2012 07:28 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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Cowardly Mongrels

Started by artme, 5th September 2012 06:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$####, apparently, arrested, behaviour, blood, broken, bull, car, cock, collection, cook, covered, cowardly, excuse, fractured, hospital, justify, lawyer, mongrels, motorist, passing, police, shirtless, smart, spotted, steal, stole, stuarts, torched, upside$

Replies: 24
Views: 3,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2012 01:54 PM; by artme

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Police pursuit

Started by Yonnee, 29th June 2012 06:01 PM

applauding, arrest, blue, commodore, coverage, criticize, dark, door, emphatically, fatalaties, injured, innocent, job, kilometer, lights, major, means, news, noisily, opposed, parties, past, people, police, pursuit, pursuits, road, rocketing, successful, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 1,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2012 01:57 PM; by Twisted Tenon

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embarrassing find

Started by doug3030, 23rd May 2012 09:50 AM

body, brisbane, decided, embarrassing, embarrassment, floating, found, g-string, heels, jersey, lipstick, mans, morning, n.s.w, origin, parents, pink, police, remove, river, save, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2012 09:50 AM; by doug3030

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54 years is a long time

Started by jmk89, 15th May 2012 10:41 AM

1958, 2012, 2012-, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, dad, english, expelled, fbi, jack, jeffrey, johnny, long, mark, mary, pedro, police, principal, prison, scenario, school, shotgun, teacher, time, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,613

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 02:04 PM; by AlexS

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Tragic golfing story

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th May 2012 11:26 AM

5-iron, allan, bloodied, called, club, cop, dead, dunno, found, golf, golfing, hit, holding, home, husband, neighbours, police, replied, standing, story, times, tragic, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 11:26 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wild Dingo - Shane Eyre

Started by wheelinround, 9th June 2011 11:42 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

abc, angle, anti-gas, arm, arrested, blockade, bolt, broome, bulldozer, dingo, eyre, forcibly, grinder, hectares, hub, jammed, native, piece, pipe, police, protesters, road, shane, site, spent, squeezed, vegetation, watched, wild, woodside

Replies: 30
Views: 4,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2012 03:56 PM; by wheelinround

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Just want to show you my recycled coffee table

Started by vegemitegirl, 22nd January 2012 02:21 PM

bottom, cabinet, cast, castors, coffee, colour, damage, damaged, doctors, drawers, filing, half, iron, police, recycled, rotting, saved, skinny, stained, station, table, throwing, tip, top, walnut, water

Replies: 10
Views: 1,972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2012 11:22 AM; by Pops

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FINISHING

Alabama Guy

Started by firewhatfire, 3rd January 2012 04:56 AM

alabama, center, constantly, cracks, craze, dispatch, ems, finally, fire, guess, guy, happened, improve, join, kids, married, morris, pen, pens, phil, planet, police, segmented, slip, strive, supervisor, teenagers, time, tools, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2012 06:14 AM; by Ad de Crom

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Old Shotgun

Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2011 01:12 PM

added, call, called, carol, coming, day, deceased, dispose, fathers, found, friend, garage, hang, mother-in-law, parents-in-law, police, recently, rummaging, shotgun, station, sue, suggested, unsure

Replies: 1
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2011 09:44 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Lecture time

Started by Groggy, 3rd October 2011 07:07 PM

a.m, abuse, alcohol, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replied, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2011 09:05 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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The Olympics in London

Started by fenderbelly, 17th August 2011 10:39 PM

2012, athletes, bike, boxing, break, ceremony, community, competitors, cycling, event, events, flame, hammer, home, husband, include, local, london, metres, olympics, organised, owned, police, stadium, support, swimming, synchronised, traditional, van, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 10:57 PM; by fenderbelly

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WARNING about driving unregistered in NSW

Started by crowie, 2nd June 2011 07:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1500, base, cameras, car, cars, checks, cross, data, driving, fancy, fine, nsw, penrith, police, reads, registered, rego, rta, special, suburbs, tonight, unregistered, vehicle, warning, western

Replies: 29
Views: 4,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2011 06:12 PM; by hughie

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How do you deal with those annoying phone calls from India?

Started by artme, 26th July 2011 08:16 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

#@&^%%, alss, annoying, calls, computeroooo, con, confirm, costly, curryd, deal, federal, fell, friend, india, inform, mate, mine, moment, phone, police, rsult, senior, simply, son, virus

Replies: 41
Views: 5,725

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2011 08:17 PM; by jimbur

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Police action in wongs st

Started by Gaza, 13th June 2011 07:12 PM

action, media, nsw, online, police, releases, updates, wongs

Replies: 2
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2011 07:20 PM; by wheelinround

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Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Started by bullfright, 1st May 2011 08:32 AM

art, battery, bridges, cemetery;, charge, couple, day, duct, dying, enfield, holds, hundreds, lightning, linked, london, obesity, police, proofreading, read, red, rips, shooting, slain;, stronger, struck, study, suspect, takes, tape, temperatures

Replies: 1
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2011 01:55 PM; by Cub

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Having fun with cyclists

Started by kiwigeo, 6th February 2011 10:26 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alcohol, arm, attempted, book, call, check, clowns, conscious, cycling, cyclist, cyclists, driver, dumber, dumbest, flee, fun, hope, idiots, mate, passenger, pleading, police, reaked, riding, scene, semi, stopped, throw, ute, wrong

Replies: 38
Views: 4,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2011 07:50 PM; by AlexHW

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There's always one - or two

Started by artme, 2nd February 2011 12:16 PM

$1000, arrived, assessors, awaiting, bit, bloke, brisbane, carted, charged, claimd, couple, decided, episode, flood, floods, fraud, granted, iinsurance, path, picked, police, result, unaffected, urger, whitegoods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2011 01:17 PM; by Ironwood

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Uplifting floods photo

Started by Dengue, 12th January 2011 10:08 AM

bit, bridge, cared, carry, courier-mail, disappeared, floods, floodwaters, grab, ipswich, kangaroo, left, metres, people, perk, photo, police, protests, raced, safety, shocked, shore, shortly, source, towel, uplifting, villiers, volunteers, warm, water

Replies: 5
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2011 01:46 PM; by pellcorp

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Alcohol Abuse

Started by gawdelpus, 6th January 2011 10:48 PM

130, a.m, abuse, alcohol, body”, cheers, effects, elderly, giving, human, john, lecture, night, night?”, officer, police, replies, stopped, time, wife, “my, “really

Replies: 2
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2011 06:28 PM; by Christos

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And i thought I had a bad day!

Started by munruben, 5th December 2010 10:58 AM

999, bad, calls, day, police, snowman, stolen, thought, woman, youtube

Replies: 0
Views: 975

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 10:58 AM; by munruben

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Tragedy!!

Started by artme, 9th September 2010 06:48 PM

anarchic, brought, constable, defend, doubt, drug, feel, head, hope, judge, justice, mouthpiece, murdering, police, potty, properly, raid, run, scumbag, sentencing, shooting, slimy, soft, sydney, time, times, tragedy, tragic, trained, upbringing

Replies: 14
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2010 09:24 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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Thieves

Started by oges, 4th August 2010 08:43 AM

ambulance, arrived, burgulars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, george, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, thieves, tools, truck, waited, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2010 07:31 PM; by ajw

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Teachers & Cops:

Started by bullfright, 15th July 2010 06:42 AM

actual, bullet, car, chasing, child, comments, cops, determine, drunk, fair, lights, means, mickey, personal, police, question, report, run, shift, sir, son, speed, student, supervisor, teachers, thatll, ticket, tickets, warning, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 06:42 AM; by bullfright

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Rudds Ancestry

Started by Jim Carroll, 8th June 2010 06:43 PM

1887, 1889, ancestry, assets, dealings, force, gaol, genealogy, great-great, hanged, horse, judy, kevin, melbourne, melbourne-geelong, minister, police, political, prime, railroad, remus, research, rudd, rudds, spin, standing, thief, train, uncle, victoria

Replies: 12
Views: 2,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2010 03:46 PM; by Ozkaban

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Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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moron caught red handed

Started by Clinton1, 1st May 2010 01:43 AM

####, $$$$, acting, angry, ballifs, bring, call, caught, dad, explain, fed, fence, footpath, freaking, handed, holding, hope, house, mates, mental, moron, mum, patient, police, push, red, situation, son, telling, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2010 09:35 PM; by nihilism

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The end of The Bill

Started by beer is good, 29th March 2010 02:38 PM

?~nonono, announced, axed, beat, bill, britain, catastrophe, continues, demand, drama, end, era, horror, intervene, invade, itv, kevin, long-running, major, nights, perth, police, production, rudd, saturday, shock, watch

Replies: 12
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2010 08:41 AM; by Sparhawk

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Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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My mistake

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th February 2010 07:54 PM

all.d, allan, bring, burglary, doorway, entered, goodness, grabbed, groceries, home, hospital, housework, immediately, local, luggage, mess, missus, mistake, phone, police, preparing, rang, report, returned, simply, time, upside, whilst, win

Replies: 9
Views: 1,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2010 08:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Nanny / Police state?

Started by Sebastiaan56, 14th January 2010 07:58 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$alcohol, apparatchik, australia, ban, control, day, drink, enjoy, excuse, fraction, herald, morning, mouth, nanny, news, people, percent, police, remove, state, stick, stop, sun, violence$

Replies: 21
Views: 2,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2010 09:41 AM; by damian

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Hoon With Attitude........

Started by Metal Head, 25th January 2010 04:44 PM

ago, alcohol, allowed, arrived, attitude, car, caused, coming, corner, drive, drugs, friends, happened, home, hoon, incident, kid, kilometre, local, minutes, neighbours, police, post, ran, scene, shortly, station, surely, waiting, whilst

Replies: 10
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2010 02:26 PM; by kiwigeo

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