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Five little old ladies

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:56 PM

135, allan, cold, day, driver, driving, friends, highway, hour, informed, kilometres, ladies, lady, limit, passengers, policeman, pulled, replied, shaking, slow, speed, sticking, uncontrollably

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Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2013 03:56 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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shoot!

Started by Biggles73, 28th January 2011 07:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2011 07:30 PM; by Biggles73

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36000ft

Started by Biggles73, 25th January 2011 10:25 PM

aircraft, alert, attached, attendants, blew, calmly, confidently, confirmed, crew, demeanor, door, engine, engines, exploded, feel, flight, grabbed, handing, package, packages, parachutes, passenger, passengers, pilot, replied, sat, seats, spoke, walked, worry

Replies: 1
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2011 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Guessing Game

Started by Rodgera, 6th February 2010 03:31 PM

12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, estimates, flight, game, guess, guessed, guessing, heard, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, total, trivia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2010 03:48 PM; by wheelinround

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How's this for a 'Feel-Good' video

Started by Shutterbug, 19th May 2009 03:58 PM

200, 2009, address, amazement, amazing, antwerp, begin, begins, belgium, bemused, central, created, crowd, dancers, enjoy, entrances, feel-good, feelgood, julie, march, passengers, play, public, rehearsals, station, stunt, system, train, video, watch

Replies: 5
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 08:49 PM; by WoodJunky

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Why we like the British

Started by bullfright, 22nd March 2009 03:39 PM

apologise, baker, blown, british, close, delay, doors, evening, gas, gentlemen, home, inflatable, ladies, line, means, move, news, nice, pass, passengers, pause, purdey, smoking, spokesman, street, time, train, wearing, west, wind

Replies: 3
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2009 05:18 PM; by rsser

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The Day The Music Died

Started by watson, 1st February 2009 10:08 PM

100, 4th, ago, airport, approx, beechcraft, boy, buddy, buggered, charter, day, days, died, don, flight, heard, hero, holly, mclean, mile, mortal, music, news, passengers, peterson, remember, richardson, richie, roger, valens

Replies: 4
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2009 10:22 AM; by Sturdee

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Australian Airline Attendants

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:05 AM

airline, airlines, announcement, attendant, attendants, australian, brought, captain, comment, door, fault, flight, flying, gentlemen, hard, intercom, ladies, landing, leave, metal, operate, passengers, pilot, pull, qantas, seat, sit, smoking, time, weather

Replies: 2
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 09:46 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Amazing Flying Story

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th July 2008 08:37 AM

amazing, auto, bodies, conditions, control, controls, deck, flight, flying, hysterical, jet, kid, load, managed, mountain, passengers, pilot, pilots, plane, pulled, sat, screaming, story, straight, terrified, told, touch, tower, weather, y.o

Replies: 7
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:51 AM; by BobL

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Reasons for train delays (UK soon to be NSW)

Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 12:42 PM

bad, baker, beggars, care, change, charity, delay, delays, doors, drawl, earlier, encourage, failing, home, ladies, line, news, nice, nsw, operating, passengers, professional, reasons, registered, sardines, spare, street, stuff, told, train

Replies: 4
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 08:42 PM; by weisyboy

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2 Pilots

Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM

????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 07:32 PM; by WoodJunky

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Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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Discrimination

Started by outback, 14th November 2007 03:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 03:09 PM; by outback

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Employment History

Started by Rodgera, 2nd October 2007 11:43 AM

12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, doh, employment, flight, game, guess, guessed, heard, history, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, trivia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:24 PM; by Barry Hicks

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How To get Around The London Underground Quicker

Started by Metal Head, 30th March 2007 10:59 AM

act, attempting, british, call, clip, concerned, dangerous, death, escalator, individual, injury, irresponsible, london, naive, network, passengers, police, quicker, reckless, resulted, serious, similar, spokesman, strongest, stupid, transport, tube, underground, urged, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:06 AM; by Gra

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Irish Joke

Started by rtfarty, 20th October 2006 06:52 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 06:52 AM; by rtfarty

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Important New Rules For Airline Travel

Started by Barry_White, 18th August 2006 11:18 AM

airline, airport, allowed, arrive, bags, clothing, destination, dohs, duct, expensive, fed, flight, government, important, luggage, passengers, people, plan, remember, remind, rules, security, smile, tape, time, times, travel, underwear, water, wearing

Replies: 6
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 02:06 PM; by outback

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Flight Home

Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2006 01:04 PM

business, competition, empty, extra, flight, folks, home, jetsar, melbourne, mind, passengers, pilot, plane, pretty, recent, request, seat, simple, system, tonight, trip, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 01:04 PM; by Rodgera

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So, why arn't passengers kicked out of planes before they crash ?

Started by JDarvall, 4th May 2006 12:03 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

#####, 300, 747, arnt, belts, cares, couple, crash, fields, kicked, kinda, lives, lock, major, movies, odd, parachute, paratroops, passengers, plane, planes, rails, save, seat, spent, system, undo, war, wheel, wii

Replies: 30
Views: 3,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 03:47 PM; by kiwigeo

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A hearwarming Christmas Story

Started by craigb, 14th December 2005 11:16 AM

beat, beats, breaking, character, chatting, christmas, claus, clue, department, eyes, fingers, germany, glint, head, hearwarming, home, identities, minute, passengers, police, protect, santa, searching, shoppers, stefan, stettler, story, stressed-out, time, wiesbaden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 02:49 PM; by Clinton1

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Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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Qantas does it best

Started by Groggy, 23rd August 2005 11:08 PM

$45, $700, $90, administering, airfare, backpack, buckles, catching, directly, expression, fell, fellow, front, heavy, hoisting, hysterics, immediately, jeans, king, lacy, loose, low-cut, passengers, priceless, qantas, return, straps, sydney, thong, winced

Replies: 10
Views: 1,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 11:02 AM; by Daddles

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Genuine announcements

Started by doug the slug, 21st July 2005 11:18 AM

announcements, apologise, bad, baker, beggars, carriage, close, delay, door, doors, gentleman, gentlemen, genuine, home, ladies, line, means, move, news, pass, passengers, pause, smoking, street, stuck, time, train, underground, understand, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2005 11:31 AM; by Kev Y.

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To hell in a handbasket with kids fun

Started by Eastie, 23rd March 2004 11:24 AM

,she, 1.5m, 2.5m, boarding”, broken, equipment, excitement, flight, fun, handbasket, head, height, hell, injuries, kids, limbs, limit, lowered, lowering, passengers, people, playground, queensland, reduced, safety, setups, sherker, sleep, solution, “paging

Replies: 14
Views: 3,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2004 07:19 AM; by minis4meau

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Death notice

Started by Iain, 5th October 2002 09:03 AM

aged, couple, days, death, died, johnson, moments, notice, passengers, past, peacefully, read, remember, sleep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2002 09:03 AM; by Iain

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plane trip

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:45 PM

aisle, attendants, behalf, boston, calmer, calmness, captain, coffee, cooperation, crew, dashed, earned, extend, flight, intercom, passengers, pause, plane, pleasant, remainder, ride, rough, short, stay, stewardess, story, stricken, todays, trip, wishes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 09:52 PM; by Gino

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not so gay time on airplane

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:30 PM

agent, airplane, ansett, approached, australia, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, nodded, passenger, passengers, plane, reined, remember, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, time, wrong, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:30 PM; by Gino

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Blind Freddy?

Started by RETIRED, 8th October 2000 01:53 PM

air, airport, aisle, begins, blind, cabin-but, cockpit, copilot, day, die, edge, faster, fill, freddy, gonna, headed, ian, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilot, plane, plow, robbo, robertson, screams, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2000 01:53 PM; by RETIRED

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Mr Gay

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:25 AM

agent, ansett, approached, australia, caused, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, incident, nodded, overhearing, passenger, passengers, plane, refused, reined, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:25 AM; by Hartley

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Five little old ladies

shoot!

36000ft

A Guessing Game

How's this for a 'Feel-Good' video

Why we like the British

The Day The Music Died

Australian Airline Attendants

Amazing Flying Story

Reasons for train delays (UK soon to be NSW)

2 Pilots

Cheap Airlines

Discrimination

Top Ten of the Silliest Questions Asked by Cruise Ship Passengers

Employment History

How To get Around The London Underground Quicker

Irish Joke

Important New Rules For Airline Travel

Flight Home

So, why arn't passengers kicked out of planes before they crash ?

A hearwarming Christmas Story

Rude Customers

Qantas does it best

Genuine announcements

To hell in a handbasket with kids fun

Death notice

plane trip

not so gay time on airplane

Blind Freddy?

Mr Gay