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Emergency First Aid

Started by MBM888, 25th August 2013 10:18 PM

admiration, aid, apparent, beer, bloody, breathe, deep, emergency, flew, harry, head, heard, hind, jimmie, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, real, shocked, sitting, spasm, swaggered, swig, table, time, violent, walked, woman, yknow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2013 10:18 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Did you see that

Started by BEKKY, 21st February 2011 05:12 PM

aggravated, bald, bear, black, blind, coolcd, couple, deer, eagle, flew, guy, guys, hill, hunting, minutes, overhead, step, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2011 02:44 PM; by AlexHW

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Near miss

Started by Bluegum, 28th January 2010 08:25 PM

ago, bit, blink, chance, chip, concious, damage, eye, fair, flew, fly, giving, glasses, hitting, lens, line, lucky, membrane, middle, miss, nail, nailed, nice, plastic, proof, protect, safety, sheets, speed, water

Replies: 8
Views: 2,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2010 12:39 AM; by pellcorp

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SAFETY

Feast Watson Decking Oil Finishes

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 21st November 2009 08:10 PM

before/during, brochure, brown, cheers, cheers2, dark, decking, feast, flew, hints, jarrah, merbau, natural, oil, orange, passers, past, pics, post, process, read, red, red/orange, renovateforum.com, sweet, takling, thread, watson, website, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 7,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2009 08:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Ran out of petrol

Started by munruben, 11th July 2009 09:31 AM

barry, barrys, bee, bees, burst, car, cranked, filled, filling, flew, home, huge, kilometers, kitten, life, petrol, purring, ran, seldom, set, starter, station, swarm, tank, tick, town, track, traveled, walking, wow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2009 10:20 PM; by kekemo

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JOKES

Pigs can fly !

Started by Dengue, 5th May 2009 04:37 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2009 10:25 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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My stay at Wood Borers

Started by funkychicken, 4th January 2009 11:14 PM

birds, borer, borers, cooks, days, djs, explanatoryd, feeding, flew, fun, funky, git, grumpy, gtg, hosts, importantly, john, king, learned, lovely, meg, parrot, pic, rob, stay, thankyou, too2tsup, tools, victoria, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 10:46 AM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Short on petrol try this

Started by Calm, 30th November 2008 06:58 PM

answered, bee, bees, car, driving, entire, exclaimed, flew, gas, gonna, ignition, key, love, minutes, moment, petrol, ran, replied, road, short, started, swarm, tank, told, wait, watched, window, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 08:17 PM; by Papa

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JOKES

Aussie Christmas

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:36 PM

aussie, bright, christmas, christmas;, claus, dad, deck, eyes, flew, flung, gum, heat, kangaroos, left, loud, mum, night, opals, roos, round, santa, shorts, skin, sound, tank, tree, twas, twinkled, ute, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 08:37 PM; by againstthegrain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

H/birthday Honorary Bloke

Started by Waldo, 24th November 2007 10:02 PM

2tsup, baked, birthday, bloke, brighten, cake, canada3, cheerleader, cheerleaders, day, flew, gday, h or birthday, h/birthday, happy, honorary, mate, pacific, question, tomorrow

Replies: 12
Views: 1,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 08:04 PM; by MajorPanic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Broken spring on tilt door

Started by macca2, 7th October 2007 10:09 PM

attaches, badly, broken, car, damaged, door, flew, garage, happen, hinge, house, injuries, luckily, lug, macca, metres, nearby, noise, reckon, run, scary, serious, spring, standing, stuff, sustained, tilt, truck, ventured, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 10:09 PM; by macca2

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

pilot humour

Started by Gra, 2nd March 2007 08:47 PM

barrel, boom, broke, c-130, chuckled, cocky, coffee, cup, droned, f-16, fighter, flew, flying, hell, humour, jock, legs, minutes, mission, pilot, piss, promptly, puzzled, roll, sound, stood, stretched, sweet, told, watch

Replies: 3
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2007 12:04 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

One for the entomologists

Started by silentC, 19th January 2007 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abdomen, awhile, banged, buzzing, caught, couple, disappeared, dropped, entomologists, flew, found, ground, handle, happening, head, hole, home, notice, objecting, past, pull, push, spider, start, stuff, times, wasp, watched, watching, window

Replies: 15
Views: 2,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 08:06 PM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Samurai

Started by Jack Plane, 15th November 2006 11:27 AM

air, approached, box, buzz, buzzed, children, continued, cut, decide, fell, finally, flashed, flew, fly, grin, ground, half, judge, lives, meet, observed, replied, samurai, samurais, satisfied, sliced, superb, sword, swordsman, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 11:40 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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JOKES

Question for plumbers!

Started by The Apprentice, 13th May 2006 08:24 PM

$35, 115mm, 900mm, bought, brake, buy, connection, dads, days, dollars, drums, excellent, flew, flue, gal, heater, holidays, hook, job, kits, land, metal, plumbers, purchase, question, rise, save, shed, truck, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 2,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 09:30 PM; by scooter

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Swearing

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th May 2006 07:43 PM

approval, bedroom, blubbers, breakfast, chair, coco, crying, downstairs, eek, eyes, flew, floor, gonna, head, kitchen, looked, mum, nods, pops, ran, started, stern, swear, swearing, time, tumbled, upstairs, voice, walks, whack

Replies: 5
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 02:00 PM; by Mr woodmachinist

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JOKES

Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 1,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Latin for the modern era.

Started by Robert WA, 16th November 2005 05:59 PM

boy, bracchia, call, chuck, cum, day, dog, era, est, facit, flew, gallia, gaul, hoc, huc, latin, licut, marmota, mea, modern, monax, nupperinme, signature, silentcs, stultus, stupid, sunt, volavi, wood, woodchuck

Replies: 10
Views: 2,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2005 03:15 PM; by Termite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Golfing nuns

Started by Simple, 8th August 2003 04:19 PM

amazed, ball, carried, claws, dropped, eagle, elder, fell, flew, golfing, grabbed, green, hole, impatient, inches, language, missed, mother, nun, nuns, putt, sighed, silent, sitting, squirrel, stopped, superior, swear, swore, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:19 PM; by Simple

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two old men

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:31 PM

bit, blow, dead, doll, downstairs, escort, farted, flew, girls, house, layed, madam, men, mine, service, tells, tit, upstairs, window, witch, women, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:31 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Golf 2

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:26 PM

amazed, ball, bit, bounced, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, flew, fly, forest, golf, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, possum, priest, replies, silence, sky, stopped, struck, swore, talons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 07:23 AM; by oges

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JOKES

Forgive me Father

Started by hook, 5th July 2000 03:58 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2000 03:58 PM; by hook

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JOKES

OUCH!

Started by RETIRED, 30th January 2000 08:41 AM

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Views: 2,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2000 08:41 AM; by RETIRED

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Emergency First Aid

Did you see that

Near miss

Feast Watson Decking Oil Finishes

Ran out of petrol

Pigs can fly !

My stay at Wood Borers

Short on petrol try this

Aussie Christmas

H/birthday Honorary Bloke

Broken spring on tilt door

pilot humour

One for the entomologists

Samurai

Question for plumbers!

Swearing

Do Flies have mates.

Latin for the modern era.

Golfing nuns

two old men

Golf 2

Forgive me Father

OUCH!