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New store selling husbands (and wives)

Started by Stewie D, 23rd March 2014 08:45 AM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2014 09:11 AM; by Old farmer

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Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Romantic evening

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:20 PM

allan, approached, chair, concerned, dinner, door, evening, gazing, hands, holding, husband, local, lovingly, nearby, observing, odd, pardon, quiet, replied, restaurant, romantic, slid, slide, started, suddenly, table, tactfully, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 2,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2013 10:24 PM; by Sturdee

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Closer

Started by Rodgera, 12th September 2013 11:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2013 11:07 PM; by Rodgera

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G'day, mates!

Started by Woodendy, 29th October 2010 07:49 PM

$150, advance, anonymously, brands, embarrassed, gday, girlfriends, grateful, hand, hand-carver, kit, lover, loves, mates, melbourne, membership, move, plans, preston, prezzy, recommend, rejoin, romantic, roots, secret, shop, spend, starter, wood, woody-bits

Replies: 8
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2012 04:41 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

my wedding dress

Started by groverwa, 7th July 2010 11:54 AM

bury, catch, dead, die, diseaseoo-, dress, romantic, talking, told, wasting, wedding, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 01:26 PM; by chrisb691

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The Husband Store

Started by bookend, 13th March 2010 11:04 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, exists, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, jobs, kids, love, reads, romantic, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, solely, stand, stay, store, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2010 09:14 AM; by Gingermick

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Wedding Fairy:

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:38 PM

answered, appeared, bastards, cccc, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, grant, husband, love, magic, married, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tiny, travel, ungrateful, wand, waved, wedding, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 11:17 PM; by groverwa

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The Marriage Fairy

Started by Dennis Millard, 16th April 2009 06:15 PM

anniversary, appeared, beautiful, celebrating, class, couple, dinner, fairies, fairy, female, fortieth, lovely, loving, marriage, moral, ninety-three, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity, pouf, q.e.ii, remember-, romantic, sixties, suddenly, table, thirty, tickets, trip, wife, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 11:00 AM; by Lignin

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Oldie but Goodie

Started by Dennis Millard, 30th March 2009 05:18 PM

clothes, colourless, dim, dining, dinner, doctor, fine, goodie, grabbed, half, hand, happened, lights, liquid, love, marvelous, oldie, passiionate, pour, restaurant, ripped, romantic, slipped, soft, suggested, table, thjnk, thrn, woman, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 05:18 PM; by Dennis Millard

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This could end up in Open Slather

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th November 2008 08:18 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accommodation, aviation, bench, blacksmithing, complete, end, forge, french, girls, hotel, included, ladies, motorcycle, open, phil, pub, romantic, selection, shavings, slather, sleep, theme, themed, themes, tools, vices, wood, woodworking, workshop, workshops

Replies: 30
Views: 4,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2008 08:20 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Romantic first line

Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2008 10:08 AM

0px;, amorous, bag, beautiful, blue, bowls, breath, dead, embrace;, empty, feel, feelings, head, hell, inspired, lies, lime, line, love, rhyme, romantic, roses, smell, stepped, sugar, sweet, telling, violets, vodka, wilting

Replies: 4
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2008 08:18 PM; by Ozkaban

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Sex In The Shed

Started by watson, 18th August 2008 09:33 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alls, amendment, clanking, dirt, eventually, floor, happen, happened, happy, hid, inside, investigated, leg, lighting, lot, metal, pants, pic, rejecting, resident, romantic, rules, scraps, sex, shed, shy, stove, suppose, visitor, warm

Replies: 38
Views: 7,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2008 11:59 PM; by watson

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First date

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 01:51 PM

allan, ankle, answered, bite, calendar, cruise, date, door, gibson, girl, lassie, masterful, mel, months, movie, neighbour, night, replied, resemble, romantic, star, stole, strong, tom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 01:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Weeweechu

Started by nev25, 17th December 2007 10:30 PM

beautiful, christmas, corazoncito, december, evening, girlfriend, grabbed, guitar, hand, happy, hey, hold, late, looked, love, mamacita, merry, moon, ocean, pedro, perfect, replied, romantic, rosita, sang, sitting, time, wanna, watch, weeweechu

Replies: 1
Views: 1,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2007 08:12 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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What we really mean when we say..

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 01:18 PM

attractive, bed, cared, cute, drunk, friends, girl, head, kick, kinda, lot, love, meaning, night, pillow, poor, rejected, romantic, shes, sleep, someones, sooner, statement, stupid, thinking, time, true, ugly, wonderful

Replies: 3
Views: 890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 06:53 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Hubbies R Us

Started by rod1949, 8th February 2007 12:05 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, floor, floors, housework, hubbies, husband, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, rules, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, store, streak, street, strong, tempted, upward, visited, wives, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 12:05 PM; by rod1949

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The love dress

Started by bennylaird, 24th October 2006 02:27 PM

arrive, couch, daughter-in-law, dimmed, dinner, dress, explained, finally, home, hours, husband, instantly, ironing, john, laid, laying, love, mother-in-law, naked, perfume, provocatively, ravages, romantic, sensually, showered, time, undressed, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 05:07 PM; by Iain

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Anniversary Wishes

Started by Tikki, 6th October 2006 06:33 PM

60s, anniversary, appeared, bastards, cheers, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, husband, love, magic, married, moment, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tikki, ungrateful, wand, waved, wife, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 06:41 PM; by ss_11000

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Subject: The Romantic Sailor..oh there are some left....

Started by bennylaird, 3rd August 2006 08:38 AM

aboard, arrangement, beautiful, bring, brought, captain, dawn, discovered, europe, ferry, food, free, hid, island, left, lifeboat, love, night, replied, romantic, rottnest, routine, sailor, sailoroh, sandwiches, screwing, subject, trip, weeks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 08:45 PM; by Bluegum

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Husband Store

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th February 2006 01:53 PM

choose, day, door, exclaims, extremely, flight, floor, heads, housework, husband, impossible, jobs, kids, love, mart, nice, proof, reads, romantic, shopping, sign, sixth, solely, store, streak, strong, tempting, woman, women, wow

Replies: 14
Views: 2,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 09:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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Faux Pas

Started by Dennis Millard, 26th January 2006 02:50 PM

aids, band, beautiful, bleeding, breakfast, bush-, choked, dropped, father, faux, finger, french, fuss, garden, hows, iodine, made-, morning, mother, pas, picked, prick, pricked, remember, romantic, rose, sore, teapot, toast, yes;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 02:50 PM; by Dennis Millard

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Guys Names

Started by Tikki, 26th November 2005 10:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, body, egotistical, fast, geeky, guys, hair, hard, home-schooled, hot, immature, incredibly, jerks, names, nates, nelsons, nice, nicks, owens, players, quiet, reason, romantic, sensitive, sex, sexy, shy, situations, sweet, troublesome

Replies: 21
Views: 3,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 12:04 PM; by Blackers

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Dont forget Monday

Started by beejay1, 11th February 2005 10:06 PM

beejay1, brownie, dishwasher, forget, gesture, lads, monday, original, remember, romantic, start, thinking, vac, win

Replies: 13
Views: 1,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2005 02:16 PM; by silentC

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The TRUTH about women

Started by zathras, 19th August 2003 10:25 PM

absolutely, awaiting, center, choose, day, door, extremely, floor, good-looking, high-paying, hmmm, housework, husband, impossible, jobs, kids, love, mercy, nice, prove, reads, romantic, shopping, sign, streak, tempting, truth, woman, women, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 10:25 PM; by zathras

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New store selling husbands (and wives)

Not my Valentine

Romantic evening

Closer

G'day, mates!

my wedding dress

The Husband Store

Wedding Fairy:

The Marriage Fairy

Oldie but Goodie

This could end up in Open Slather

Romantic first line

Sex In The Shed

First date

Weeweechu

What we really mean when we say..

Hubbies R Us

The love dress

Anniversary Wishes

Subject: The Romantic Sailor..oh there are some left....

Husband Store

Faux Pas

Guys Names

Dont forget Monday

The TRUTH about women