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God himself wants to see you!"

Started by groverwa, 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2014 05:24 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

A belated Christmas joke

Started by rtfarty, 30th December 2012 09:52 PM

belated, bells, carols, christmas, christmassy, die, englishman, eve, eventually, flicks, fumbles, gates, guy, guys, irishman, jingles, joke, keys, knickers, ladies, lighter, pair, pearly, peter, pockets, pulls, replies, represent, scotsman, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2012 09:52 PM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

Footballer's woes.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2009 06:46 PM

ago, allan, arrived, ball, chap, circumstances, distraught, final, football, footballer, footballers, forward, front, gates, goal, grand, kicked, marked, minute, pearly, peter, play, replied, rules, slipped, team, ten, top, win, woes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2009 06:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cricket joke

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 08:02 PM

astonished, astounded, bowler, commencing, cricket, died, game, gates, god, happily, heaven, joke, middle, millions, pearly, peter, played, run-up, shane, shirt, short, sighs, stadium, stands, trembling, ushers, vast, voice, warne, warnie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2009 08:02 PM; by munruben

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Pearly Gates

Started by wheelinround, 18th August 2009 09:23 AM

#$%$@, ago, approached, bike, bikie, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, outback, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, yas, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 09:23 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Hands of time

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:13 PM

belonged, ceiling, clock, clocks, earth, entered, fan, fascinated, forward, george, hand, hands, jesus, kevin, lie, lied, life, means, met, move, moved, office, pearly, peter, rudds, theresa, time, told, wall, washingtons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 06:18 PM; by Big Shed

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JOKES

Pearly Gates 1

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:33 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 11:18 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Pearly Gates 2

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:36 PM

####, ago, approached, bike, bikie, cattle, couple, gates, ground, happen, heavily, impressed, kick, kicked, largest, listen, lot, merit, minutes, nose, pearly, peter, ring, ringer, ripped, smacked, tattooed, threw, ya’s, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 06:41 PM; by rotten_66

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JOKES

Clocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 05:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 05:08 PM; by fenderbelly

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Dolly Parton

Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM

admitted, angel, beats, creations, day, dolly, elizabeth, explain, flush, flushed, flushes, gates, god, gods, heaven, immediately, lever, majesty, matter, outraged, pair, parton, pearly, perfect, pulled, queen, royal, simply, toilet, word

Replies: 7
Views: 3,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 02:16 AM; by BobL

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JOKES

Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

The Construction Worker

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:44 PM

160, added, approached, arrive, blared, congratulations, construction, died, entered, forty, gates, hand, impossible, mistake, outstretched, pearly, person, peter, replied, sheets, sleep, suddenly, time, times.2tsup, trumpets, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 10:37 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

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True Story

Started by artme, 14th November 2007 02:01 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 5,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 10:04 AM; by astrid

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A Woodies Yarn

Three wise men at Xmas

Started by Ashore, 29th November 2007 12:15 AM

allan, barry, bells, candle, car, carols, checked, christmas, church, fron, gates, guys, keys, men, munruben, noel, pair, panties, pearly, peter, pockets, relation, replied, represent, ringing, set, shook, symbol, wise, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:47 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

Started by skot, 12th September 2007 09:02 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 09:23 PM; by pawnhead

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Pay Back

Started by Black Ned, 11th September 2007 09:20 AM

arrives, gates, god, hand, luciano, note, owe, pavarottl, pay, pearly, pope, reads, tenna, tenor

Replies: 1
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2007 09:46 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Christmas

Started by Dangermouse, 6th December 2006 10:21 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 03:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

old water tanks

Started by Tonyz, 15th September 2006 04:44 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 2,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 11:36 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Croc Hunter goes to heaven

Started by oldbob13, 13th September 2006 01:28 AM

arrives, bloody, brockrolleyes, conservation, crikey, croc, demanding, ear, earth, ease, gates, greets, heaven, heros, honor, hunter, mate, move, past, pearly, peter, peters, recieves, replies, steve, unexpectedly, warmly, week, wispers, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 01:51 AM; by leftleg

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JOKES

St Peter

Started by Baz, 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2006 08:40 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Heaven

Started by echnidna, 12th July 2006 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 25
Views: 3,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 03:42 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Alabama Farmer

Started by Baz, 14th July 2006 06:39 PM

$25, $50, alabama, boy, brother, bull, charges, conceded, considered, dad, dad.its, daughter, door, farmer, fer, finally, helps, hog, howard, mae, message, mom, moment, pearly, pregnant, sir, talk, town, uncomfortably, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2006 06:39 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

The Pearly Gates

Started by outback, 19th August 2004 08:05 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 08:05 PM; by outback

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JOKES

First Xmas Joke for 2003

Started by silentC, 17th November 2003 10:27 AM

2003, bells, carols, christmas, desperately, eyebrow, finally, gates, joke, keys, looked, pair, panties, pass, pearly, peter, pocket, pockets, pulled, raised, reached, replied, saint, searching, set, shook, started, symbolize, womens, xmas

Replies: 3
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2003 08:02 PM; by sean@oz

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JOKES

Lawyers

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 08:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 08:54 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

Heaven

Started by Charles Castle, 21st February 2001 08:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:33 PM; by Charles Castle

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God himself wants to see you!"

Can't take it With You

A belated Christmas joke

Footballer's woes.

Cricket joke

Pearly Gates

Hands of time

Pearly Gates 1

Pearly Gates 2

Clocks

Dolly Parton

Last Wish

The Construction Worker

Little boat

Paddy in heaven

True Story

Three wise men at Xmas

Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

Pay Back

Christmas

old water tanks

Croc Hunter goes to heaven

St Peter

Heaven

Alabama Farmer

The Pearly Gates

First Xmas Joke for 2003

Lawyers

Heaven