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Load of Bull

Started by fenderbelly, 14th August 2013 12:54 AM

angus, ate, beginning, black, bred, broke, bull, cow, cows, day, days, feed, fence, grass, healthy, herd, load, machine, neighbors, peppermint, pills, recently, registered, service, spent, started, taste, vet, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 06:09 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Water Tasting like crap

Started by smidsy, 14th March 2013 06:08 PM

1.5k, 20+, avail, brothers, buying, cheap, cheaper, cheers, crap, define, filter, fine, fix, flush, guys, hei, line, litres, paul, pipes, running, straight, taste, tastes, tasting, term, unit, upstairs, water, week

Replies: 10
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2013 04:37 PM; by issatree

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not often encountered problems, but 'informative' and well worth a watch

Started by fudo133, 26th November 2012 05:12 AM

comedy, dark, encountered, english, folks, humour, informative, klaus, mine, problems, quality, similarly, staplerfahrer, subs, taste, uncensored, watch, worth, youtube

Replies: 3
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2012 09:22 AM; by MatMann

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SAFETY

Breakfast

Started by Rodgera, 18th September 2012 09:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2012 09:36 PM; by Rodgera

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Pricing Question

Started by chrisb691, 22nd May 2012 05:47 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1.45, 100%, added, alcohol, amount, bottle, cost, e10, ethanol, hand, litre, methanol, methyl, methylated, nasty, paint, petrol, pricing, purchase, question, replace, shellac, spirits, store, taste, this;, understand, unleaded, vodka, whilst

Replies: 20
Views: 2,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2012 09:08 PM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lawn eating parrots

Started by Boringgeoff, 21st May 2012 09:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

chillie/cayenne, decimating, destructive, deterrant, dog/cat/rabbit/bird, eating, geoff, grass, hair, home, house, ideas, lawn, lincoln, loved, mix, mongrels, parrots, patch, pepper, pests, port, previously, pulling, sprayed, swmbo, taste, time, twentyeight, water

Replies: 29
Views: 3,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2012 10:30 AM; by Boringgeoff

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mr

Started by justinray111, 27th May 2011 10:18 PM

alcoholic, beverages, build, built, field, food, justin, living, machines, mill, portable, taste, timber, timber/sawmilling, trained

Replies: 4
Views: 961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2011 06:44 PM; by woodie2

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Little Johny sells tooth brushes

Started by Claw Hama, 6th July 2010 10:26 AM

####, ######, approach, brushes, busiest, corner, cried, dog, found, free, jenny, johnny, johny, magazines, money, mouth, pay, possibly, sell, selling, sells, sold, taste, teacher, tooth, toothbrushes, walked, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 10:26 AM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Great White Dining Tip No. 1

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 05:58 AM

dad, dining, distress, eat, father, fins, follow, gorged, great, inside, ocean, replied, shark, sharks, ship, son, spied, swam, swim, swimming, taste, times, tip, white, wise

Replies: 0
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2010 05:58 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Best finish for Kwila deck furniture - undercover

Started by me3_neuralfibre, 19th April 2010 10:45 AM

anti-mould, browns, cabots, chairs, cleaned, coated, cutek, deck, decking, eat, feast, finish, furniture, gloves, hands, intergrain, kids, kwila, literally, mould, oil, paul, peel, people, results, stuff, table, taste, toxic, undercover

Replies: 3
Views: 6,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2010 10:25 AM; by justinmcf

Forum:
FINISHING

Stealing from demonstrators - Dog act.

Started by Lignum, 17th April 2010 08:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

act, anthony2tsup, bit, conscience, demonstrators, demos, dog, door, food, friendship, grahame, hope, knit, knowledge, leaves, lot, night, on…, perpetrators, share, sour, spot, stealing, taste, tools, wanita, warehouse, weather, weekend, woodworking

Replies: 25
Views: 3,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2010 12:35 PM; by Christos

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Wine with Dinner

Started by Rodgera, 24th March 2010 06:24 PM

amount, bottle, brought, children, dinner, drinks, lot, meal, mom, nervous, night, piped, poured, quiet, restaurant, ritual, six-year-old, sons, taste, time, uncorking, upscale, waitress, wife, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 09:14 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Lyre, lyre.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2010 06:47 PM

allan, ate, befriended, bird, company, couple, days, deer, eagle, found, hills, hunting, imitate, killed, lost, lyre, parrot, replied, rescuers, rodgera, starving, taste, virtually, wombat

Replies: 1
Views: 1,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 08:59 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Aldi's Fishfingers

Started by Rossluck, 20th September 2009 02:30 PM

aldi, aldis, assure, bought, cooked, dad, detect, dinner, eating, fingers, fish, fish-fingers, fishfingers, fishy, friday, harmed, injured, kids, mind, missing, night, odour, potato, production, rest, searching, slightest, son, taste

Replies: 0
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2009 02:30 PM; by Rossluck

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day

Started by Johnno62, 5th May 2009 10:34 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2009 12:54 PM; by argylewright

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Dr Quick

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2009 09:53 PM

a&e, answered, bedridden, bob, breakfast, complete, confusion, died, elderly, hair, hosp, husband, jelly, kentucky, london, massive, morning, noticed, nurse, patient, patients, produced, quick, quickly, replied, royal, submitted, taste, taxi, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:17 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

What sort of tree is that

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2008 11:20 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, dirty, expert, grow, growing, hard, joke, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, sort, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2008 07:16 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Grettings from Rhode Island

Started by TomGT, 20th August 2008 01:20 AM

attempt, body, bridges, dependant, exist, future, gday, goal, grail, grettings, guitar, guitars, gypsy, highly, holy, island, jazz, lifetime, personal, rhode, search, solid, talk, taste, tomgt, tone, types, u.s, wood, woods

Replies: 7
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 10:02 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

Started by WoodJunky, 14th August 2008 09:13 PM

7-year-old, barbecue, beer, bone, burns, bury, dad, danced, dances, dog, drink, drinks, ethan, funny, lilly, loves, mom, olds, pool, reasons, sausages, sense, silly, sleep, street, taste, tells, time, year, yells

Replies: 5
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 10:59 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Barry the salesman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, bit, bucket, calendar, cleaner, dirt, door, eat, electricity, front, home, job, lady, minute, months, pepper, personally, replied, salesman, salt, started, stole, strode, taste, threw, vacuum, week, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Nasty taste in the mouth.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd March 2008 09:41 AM

allan, arrival, calendar, chap, dental, dentures, fitted, forgotten, guest, haste, left, loose, luckily, months, mouth, nasty, pocket, produced, reached, replied, rotarian, rotary, set, shirt, speaker, stole, taste, technician, teeth, undertaker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:25 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

A taste of religion

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th September 2007 06:20 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 05:33 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Natal Curry Contest

Started by wheelinround, 17th September 2007 04:24 PM

bbq, bean, beer, black, bold, chicken, chilli, contest, curry, flames, flavour, frank, hint, hot, judge, judges, kick, lost, mild, natal, nice, people, peppers, shareen, shirt, spicy, taste, told, tomato, vegetarian

Replies: 12
Views: 4,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 11:27 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Pet flea

Started by munruben, 3rd September 2007 10:41 AM

bar, bartender, beautiful, beer, blob, called, cedric, counter, crushed, dead, decided, dirty, enjoyed, flea, friend, home, looked, lot, matchbox, moment, pet, proudly.what, pub, standing, suddenly, taste, thumb, tricks, warning, yeah

Replies: 5
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2007 07:19 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Lake Michigan Salmon

Started by JeffG., 31st July 2007 02:43 AM

annie, canal, charter, double, exams, farm, foot, grill, hours, kings, lake, lbs, michigan, miserable, night, prostate, puked, raised, root, salmon, saturday, steaks, stores, stuff, swells, taste, time

Replies: 5
Views: 1,617

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 06:32 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Petrol ads showing ratbag behaviour

Started by arose62, 30th July 2007 02:08 PM

ads, bad, behaviour, car, cars, couple, dragging, elderly, emoticon, hole, illegal, incredibly, irresponsible, killed, nose, offensive, petrol, placement, push, ratbag, showing, smh, smoking, story, taste, thumbs, tug-of-war, ultimate, version, website

Replies: 14
Views: 2,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2007 04:25 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beer

Started by Ikkyu, 18th December 2006 12:34 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:03 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beech or birch

Started by Shedhand, 13th December 2006 02:23 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 02:23 PM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

I had to!!

Started by ozwinner, 2nd November 2006 05:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$2.55, banana, bought, buy, clapped, day, doors, eek, eyes, half, hang, happen, hmmm, hmmmmm, hold, lingers, months, narnies, pillow, skin, smell, taste, tells, viewer

Replies: 21
Views: 2,850

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 09:39 PM; by renomart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Inventors

Started by Doughboy, 1st November 2006 08:31 PM

accounting, award, bench, choice, finished, inventors, peoples, pete, quadra, taste

Replies: 14
Views: 2,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 11:49 PM; by ian

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HAVE YOUR SAY

I miss the sound of exploding bottles.

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 23rd October 2006 05:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awaiting, beer, blob, bottles, brew, elses, exploding, form, forumites, ginger, grew, grow, instant, kids, kit, love, miss, piece, questions, responce, searches, simple, size, sound, suggests, talking, taste, thirstily, tradition, wort

Replies: 16
Views: 3,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 08:49 PM; by Bluegum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Good to be home

Started by Bluegum, 15th September 2006 08:40 AM

bleeding, catch, drabs, dribs, driving, dust, free, gauze, good, guess, held, hit, home, left, light, mad, moment, morning, overs, piece, shed, sickies, smell, stil, taste, time, week, weeks, yesty

Replies: 6
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 07:54 PM; by Bluegum

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The end of an era in F1

Started by Stuart, 10th September 2006 02:19 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

8th, accident, ago, barrier, breaking, day, decision, declares, end, era, fan, fans, favour, feel, finalised, formula, head, michael, missed, questionable, record, retiring, sad, schumacher, season, strange, taste, time, tyre, win

Replies: 19
Views: 2,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2006 12:08 AM; by sliver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: would you eat this sandwhich

Started by ss_11000, 2nd March 2006 03:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bbq, butter, distgustingd, eat, goodeek, mayonaise, peanut, people, pretty, sandwhich, sauce, skool, sound, taste, vegemite, weirdconfused

Replies: 28
Views: 3,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2006 01:25 PM; by mudgutts

Forum:
POLLS

Request for Leave.

Started by Termite, 9th February 2006 12:04 PM

bil, cognac, continuation, developing, edge, ensure, feb, fermented, fortnightly, french, fund, grant, indulgence, juice, lake, leave, mother, oak, occuring, personally, redgum, request, shaded, stressed, support, surroundings, taste, termite, tree, ubeaut

Replies: 13
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 10:17 PM; by ele__13

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chilli

Started by bennylaird, 8th December 2005 02:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 02:39 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

I hate cigars

Started by craigb, 3rd October 2005 12:32 PM

$20, bil, bloody, brought, chest, cigar, cigars, clean, disgusting, eek, fine, hate, havana, lunch, matter, mouth, offended, rid, rolleyes, smoke, smoked, spurned, taste, teeth, times, whinge, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 09:07 PM; by savage

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HAVE YOUR SAY

A Curry Tasters Report

Started by Phil Spencer, 6th September 2005 04:40 PM

appears, beer, bit, black, cayenne, curry, damn, eaten, feels, hint, hot, judge, judges, kick, lost, mild, mouth, note, paul, people, peppers, pouring, report, shirt, spice, stop, taste, tasters, tastes, tomato

Replies: 12
Views: 2,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 11:34 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Shapelle Corby

Started by rod1949, 1st June 2005 04:14 PM

bad, corby, edited, robbo, shapelle, taste

Replies: 10
Views: 2,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2005 05:55 PM; by DanP

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JOKES

Oldy but a Woody

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:40 PM

ash, beech, begins, birch, expert, grow, growing, lands, oldy, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods, woody

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:40 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Animals

Started by simon c, 31st January 2005 10:11 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 07:35 PM; by simon c

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JOKES

Question for NOTRALPH

Started by echnidna, 22nd January 2005 08:31 PM

aussie, bad, dying, held, misinterpreted, notralph, operate, question, ralph, reckon, run, septic, short, tank, taste

Replies: 2
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2005 04:03 PM; by NotRalph

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Xmas Present (really bad taste, sorry in advance)

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:31 AM

advance, bad, bought, christmas, leg, mccartney, paper, paul, plane, present, razor, taste, wife, xmas

Replies: 7
Views: 2,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2004 09:42 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Reasons to love Sydney

Started by craigb, 8th September 2004 10:52 AM

beans, body, car, coffee, difference, donor, ethiopian, grown, home, love, machine, mothers, move, night, opinion, parking, piercings, reasons, space, spend, sperm, strong, sumatran, sydney, taste, taxi, tears, vegetables, visible, week

Replies: 6
Views: 2,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 11:44 AM; by PaulS

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JOKES

Grain Filler - How do you do it?

Started by Mmcbain, 4th August 2004 02:34 PM

application, basically, bit, close, confused, damn, february, filler, finishing, found, grades, grain, half, kauri, marls, mention, project, ready, result, sanding, sealer, shellac, splitters, substitute, table, taste, tin, top, unsure, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 2,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2004 09:56 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
FINISHING

Little known facts!

Started by gatiep, 29th January 2004 01:55 AM

ambidextrous, animals, average, body, bottom, days, difference, elephants, energy, facts, feet, head, home, human, jump, left-handed, length, life, live, minutes, months, people, pig, pond, produced, sex, split, taste, times, yelled

Replies: 5
Views: 2,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 10:55 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Did I say that out loud???

Started by Baz, 3rd September 2003 09:45 PM

books, buds, class, classic, day, door, faced, glucose, hand, implied, inadvertantly, loud, picked, professor, professors, question, realized, red, reply, return, semen, straight, sweet, sweetness, taste, tip, tongue, totally, walked, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2003 09:45 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

How to get matt surface finish

Started by cx3, 25th July 2003 01:03 AM

basically, bench, cconfused, experienced, fakey, fancy, finish, finished, finishing, giving, gloss, juz, matt, natural, personal, resistance, surface, taste, thinking, type, water, wood, yupz

Replies: 2
Views: 2,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2003 05:30 PM; by behindblueeyes

Forum:
FINISHING

Dilbert's Words of Wisdom

Started by DarrylF, 14th January 2003 09:00 PM

attitude, beat, bed, bounced, carrier, ceiling, check, crunchy, cuz, day, dilbert, dilberts, elses, hell, ketchup, keyboard, lay, level, life, love, night, perception, reality, sky, somedays, stars, taste, wierdo, wisdom, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2003 09:00 PM; by DarrylF

Forum:
JOKES

ash tasting

Started by Eastie, 5th April 2002 11:22 AM

ash, beech, begins, birch, bush, cockatoo, day, expert, grow, growing, hey, i’ve, lands, loon, luck, pecker, piece, replies, son, starts, swinging, takes, tall, taste, tasting, time, tree, trees, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2002 11:22 AM; by Eastie

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JOKES

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Poll: would you eat this sandwhich