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Melbourne GTG - RSL Box Hill December 2018

Started by Oldgreybeard, 21st December 2018 09:33 AM

2018, 2019, 31st, behalf, bob, box, christmas, december, eve, families, gtg, happy, hill, joyous, matt, melbourne, merry, monday, month, regulars, rsl

Replies: 1
Views: 8,848

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2018 10:41 AM; by A Duke

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FORUM GET TOGETHERS' (FGT)

A belated Christmas joke

Started by rtfarty, 30th December 2012 09:52 PM

belated, bells, carols, christmas, christmassy, die, englishman, eve, eventually, flicks, fumbles, gates, guy, guys, irishman, jingles, joke, keys, knickers, ladies, lighter, pair, pearly, peter, pockets, pulls, replies, represent, scotsman, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2012 09:52 PM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

replacing flat roof on a shed with a pitched roof (inc mezzanine) - connections?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th February 2012 01:50 PM

120x45, 200mm, 200x63, 600, based, batten, boards, centres, chh, design, eve, feed, joist, joists, lvl, mezanine, mgp12, pitched, rafters, renovateforum.com, ridge, roof, shed, simply, software, span, thinking, thread, top, trusty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2012 01:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

How to amuse a 12 year old for 4 weeks

Started by ian, 26th December 2011 05:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$amuse, beach, bike, boarding, brace, cap, christmas, crutches, eve, fell, fractured, granparents, hell, holidays, ideas, kid, knee, means, patents, proven, riding, scooter, skate, summer, told, trips, weeks, year$

Replies: 25
Views: 3,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2011 10:32 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

U-beaut shellac - on special!!!

Started by Yonnee, 23rd December 2010 10:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

carba-tec, christmas, dearer, dohdohdoh, eve, gotta, hard, hurry, shellac, special, stuff, till, u-beaut, ubeaut

Replies: 16
Views: 4,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2010 10:08 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

What is the best wood for lining eves?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th June 2010 07:50 PM

10-15+, craze, damage, eve, eves, free, future, install, issues, line, lined, lining, maintenance, modern, nieve, oiling, paint, painting, people, read, realising, renovateforum.com, stand, test, thread, timber, time, virtually, water, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2010 07:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Do possums come in pairs?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th February 2010 02:20 PM

baby, bizz, blocked, boys, cat, crawling, eve, form, gap, gutter, hole, leading, looked, lot, mating, morning, night, overhanging, pairs, perched, possum, possums, read, renovateforum.com, roof, roof/gutter, size, space, thread, trapped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2010 02:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

New Year's Eve weather

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st December 2009 09:20 AM

allan, eve, fine, glove, hand, prepared, purchased, questioned, rain, report, returned, shopping, waterproof, weather, wife, year

Replies: 5
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2010 12:30 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Good night - New Year's Eve

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2010 09:23 PM

$25.00, ale, allan, answered, bar, bill, bottle, correct, cricket, drink, drinker, dry, eve, ginger, good, graham, ground, hard, meal, melbourne, months, night, night.2tsup, question, told, type, voucher, wife, won, year

Replies: 3
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 09:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Bah Humbug am I a grumpy old man

Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd December 2009 09:10 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bah, carols, celebrate, christmas, daughter, day, decided, dummy, endure, eve, family, father, grumpy, happened, humbug, idea, in-law, leaves, man, mother, partner, past, quiet, sister, solstice, spat, spoiling, watch, wife, winter

Replies: 29
Views: 2,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2009 06:26 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

need a fridge repaireer in brisbane

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th December 2009 10:40 AM

break, brisbane, brisbane/ipswich, christmas, decided, eve, experience, fridge, perfect, priced, read, recommendations, reliable, renovateforum.com, repaireer, repairer, repairers, rolleyes, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2009 10:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

What a boy wants for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:17 PM

beautiful, boy, buy, christmas, counter, dad, darren, department, eve, father, girl, guess, looked, love, marvellous, model, murmured, myers, pleased, replied, set, shopping, son, toy, train

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2009 11:17 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

How God really created man

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:53 PM

arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, created, eve, fighting, garden, god, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, man, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 06:55 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Shower Hob Help!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

apparently, attempting, bathroom, boards, build, caused, clowns, concrete, damage, decided, eve, floor, forgot, hob, leaking, lining, lower, presently, recess, rest, ripped, section, separate, shower, sits, wall, walls, waterproofing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, creation, dad, days, dear, developed, doh, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Adam and Eve - more

Started by joe greiner, 15th August 2008 10:17 PM

adam, adoration, animal, cat, cats, companion, create, created, dog, eve, gazed, god, joe, limitations, lord, love, loved, obey, peacocks, pleased, preen, pride, reflection, reminded, strut, supreme, tail, taught, wagged, worthy

Replies: 5
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 11:02 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Eve's Side Of The Story

Started by wheelinround, 19th June 2008 04:11 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, cr%p, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, fantastic, favourite, feel, garden, god, mate, middle, oversight, paired, passed, reached, removed, replied, rib, story, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 07:03 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Perfect

Started by nev25, 9th May 2008 01:36 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 01:36 AM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

How Adam Got Eve

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th April 2008 09:30 AM

adam, agree, arm, bear, care, children, companion, continued, cost, eden, eve, feeling, freely, garden, god, headache, history, leg, lonely, love, middle, night, passion, praise, replied, rest, rib, talk, woman, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 09:51 AM; by Pheonix

Forum:
JOKES

Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Moved: Adam and Eve

Started by Brickie, 23rd February 2008 11:54 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 09:58 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

adam, ago, allan, answered, children, confused, created, dad, daughter, days, dear, developed, eve, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, monkeys, mother, mum, origin, question, race, returns, simple, told, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

To anyone with kids

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 04:40 PM

adam, aspirin, cake, children, day, eat, eve, father, forbidden, fruit, god, gods, grandchildren, kids, killing, makes, mothers, piece, raising, replied, reward, shut, sit, sixteen, spend, talk, telling, trouble, walk, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:54 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

What are you putting together Christmas Eve?

Started by Glenn_M, 24th December 2007 07:52 PM

assemble, assembly, christmas, cover, darkness, eve, fatman, fellow, gday, glenn, jolly, level, merry, putting, tonight, trampoline, wise, wondering, woodies

Replies: 7
Views: 1,752

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 11:47 PM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oh Dear

Started by TEEJAY, 24th December 2007 09:02 AM

16yo, 51yo, adolescence, bond, bought, burried, celebrate, christmas, colleague, coma, couple, damn, day, days, dear, drift, eve, father, friend, lose, motorbikes, passed, recently, sad, shame, son, spend, swmbo, weekends, weeks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 09:19 PM; by Simomatra

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Backing material for wall tiles

Started by nesbit, 27th August 2007 12:50 PM

backing, cement, eve, fix, hole, hot, kitchen, leak, lining, material, measure, piece, pin, pipe, re-tile, remove, replace, replacing, sheeting, size, stuff, taps, temporary, tiles, time, top, wall, water, weekend, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 2,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 04:47 PM; by Barry_White

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Past Mistakes - Tell us some of yours

Started by Black Ned, 26th July 2007 10:30 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

birthday, bought, boy, boys, card, carton, contents, dashed, dawn, disguise, dreams, eve, fortune, girls, late, mine, mistakes, morning, night, offended, paper, past, plain, product, rolls, spent, time, toilet, wrapping, wrote

Replies: 26
Views: 3,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 12:34 PM; by Glen

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Eave lining

Started by OBBob, 5th February 2007 08:40 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1920, appears, battens, cement, copy, correct, eave, eve, eves, grove, house, layed, lining, nice, noticed, original, prefer, rafters, section, sheet, tilers, tiles, timber, top, toungue

Replies: 16
Views: 6,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2007 11:13 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

wedding dresses

Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:45 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Eve's Side of the Story

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 10:23 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, ewe, favorite, fix, garden, god, half, immediately, mate, middle, overlooked, passed, reached, removed, replied, story, tit, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:15 PM; by coastie

Forum:
JOKES

Falling Asleep In Sunday School

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd May 2003 11:21 AM

adam, asleep, ass, break, children, christ, day, died, eve, fall, falling, falls, gonna, half, jesus, late, lord, pencil, poke, pokes, rick, school, screams, shove, sleep, stay, sunday, teacher, time, tomorrow

Replies: 5
Views: 2,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2006 09:20 PM; by doug the slug

Forum:
JOKES

Lighting script.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 22nd February 2006 01:13 AM

2006, blokes, dress, ensler, eve, hand, hobby, ladder, lighting, live, march, midnight, monologues, night, production, rehearsal, rehearsals, script, sound, tech, techs, times, tomorrow, tonight, v-day, vagina, women, wood, written

Replies: 2
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2006 08:43 AM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

On a lighter note......

Started by ozwinner, 13th December 2005 07:08 PM

21st, airport, august, birthday, catch, celebrate, central, eve, exchange, heaps, life, lighter, love, note, pepsi, plan, plane, planned, son, spend, square, student, stuff, tele, uni, vancouver, weeks, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 01:11 PM; by Slavo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bah Humbug!! No animated Avatars for Christmas!!

Started by bitingmidge, 11th December 2005 07:49 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2005 09:49 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Toot my own horn!

Started by savage, 25th October 2005 12:53 AM

1st, 2004, 2005, 25th, bang, bell, date, day, eek, engaged, eve, grim, home, horn, january, lotto, lucky, luxuries, married, met, prize, rainy, savageericcool, saved, scary, toot, tucked, wierd, won, wonderful

Replies: 11
Views: 2,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2005 09:27 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Children

Started by RETIRED, 20th September 2005 08:59 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2005 09:38 AM; by Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Why do men pee standing up

Started by Tikki, 28th June 2005 05:52 PM

adam, allowed, amusement, badly, brain, called, creating, delight, eve, excited, feet, god, guess, hit, humans, laughing, left, men, pee, rock, sand, standing, started, stuck, stump, ten, told, watched, whizzing, wrote

Replies: 12
Views: 2,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 09:42 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Eve and Adam

Started by Tikki, 25th June 2005 10:20 PM

adam, advice, arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, eve, eyebrow, fighting, garden, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2005 01:56 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

Little Mary

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM

adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 11:06 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

Christmas Desperados

Started by echnidna, 24th December 2004 09:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

9.30pm, christmas, desperados, eve, online, total, visitors

Replies: 19
Views: 2,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2004 01:28 PM; by TheDad

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

:(

Started by Christopha, 16th August 2004 03:01 PM

adam, choose, couple, eve, finished, gift, gifts, god, guess, handing, hollered, kids, life, mememe, multiple, orgasms, piddle, pretty, running, stuck, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 11:39 PM; by Dendot

Forum:
JOKES

Under eve vents- How many?:confused:

Started by Theva, 15th June 2004 10:41 AM

advice, appreciated, ares, cavity, ceiling, colourbond, comments, digs, eve, eves, house, install, insulation, intakes, many?confused, manyconfused, questions, rafters, roof, rotating, sarking, section, separately, slots, terracotta, theva, tiles, vents, vents-, wet

Replies: 4
Views: 2,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2004 06:06 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Honest Answers

Started by outback, 17th March 2004 06:53 PM

adam, answers, apple, ark, bible, bread, called, catholic, commandment, elementary, eve, god, heard, honest, jesus, jews, joshua, led, mary, miricle, moses, mother, people, school, son, spelling, test, told, wife, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2004 06:53 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Perfect Humans!

Started by JackoH, 19th August 2003 09:34 AM

accident, answer, car, christmas, claus, couple, driving, eve, existed, explains, humans, illustrates, joke, listen, noticed, perfect, reading, road, santa, scroll, scrolling, shes, stop, survived, toys, trust, vehicle, woman, women, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:34 AM; by JackoH

Forum:
JOKES

Why are wedding dresses white

Started by Bazza, 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM; by Bazza

Forum:
JOKES

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