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A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM

admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee

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Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM; by Stewie D

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JOKES

Timberbits....amazing

Started by BlackbuttWA, 8th December 2013 09:56 AM

120, 4000, amazing, arrive, arrived, col, congratulations, david, day, insert, items, klms, lunchtime, mon, morning, phoned, quicker, service, stock, timberbits, timberbitsamazing, vicmarc

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Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2013 11:06 AM; by Avery

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Hotel

Started by fenderbelly, 24th February 2013 09:50 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2013 09:50 AM; by fenderbelly

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Blood bros

Started by rwbuild, 26th November 2012 04:19 AM

arab, aye, blood, box, bros, card, chocolates, donate, finally, generous, happy, laddie, life, nice, phoned, quality, replied, save, scotsman, scottish, shocked, street, surgery, surprised, thank-you, time, type, urgent, veins, worldwide

Replies: 1
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2012 09:46 PM; by Jonzjob

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A Small Problem I have ?.

Started by issatree, 21st March 2012 01:52 AM

$17, 2002, add, battery, bought, buy, changed, chap, condition, died, ebay, finding, forgot, guessing, gumtree, h3850, ipaq, kong, lady, low, luck, nsw, phoned, pocket, price, problem, size, small, trouble, usa

Replies: 11
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2012 09:37 AM; by issatree

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blood transfusion

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 04:45 PM

admitted, allan, arab, aye, blood, card, cherry, chocolate, donated, generous, hospital, laddie, located, luckily, occasion, phoned, precaution, rare, replied, ripe, scotsman, scottish, sheik, shocked, store, surgery, transfusion, type, veins, wad

Replies: 1
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:53 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Call to the Governor

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2010 12:18 PM

agreed, assistant, attorney, begged, cajoling, call, died, emergency, exclaimed, funeral, governor, governors, grumbled, home, judge, lawyer, mansion, midnight, morning, phoned, pierson, replied, shortly, talk, wait, wake

Replies: 2
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2010 10:59 AM; by chrisb691

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Wood Veneer

Started by vogel, 15th April 2010 09:23 PM

advance, attempts, blotchy, brisbane, buy, decided, finish, law.the, phoned, piece, ply.after, preferably, replaced, require.i, sanded, sell, sheet, sister, skills, sorting, staining, stripped, table, thin, top, veneer, wood, yucky

Replies: 10
Views: 4,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2010 08:31 AM; by vogel

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FINISHING

No show tradies

Started by Grumpy John, 7th September 2009 02:46 PM

130, arrange, bastards, bothered, call, calling, concreter, days, gotta, job, minutes, monday, morning, nuh, phone, phoned, power, process, quotes, saturday, shed, slab, sparkies, supposed, time, tradies, tuesday, worker

Replies: 10
Views: 2,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 06:47 PM; by AUSSIE

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Don't mess with "oldies"

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd April 2009 10:11 PM

ago, burglars, called, caught, counted, garden, george, helicopter, hung, laugh, light, live, love, mess, oldies, people, phillips, phone, phoned, police, policemen, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, swat, true, worry

Replies: 3
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2009 02:01 PM; by Old farmer

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Thumbs Up for Service

Started by Tony Morton, 16th March 2009 08:34 PM

,thats, 1.30, afternoon, cheers, country, day, door, firm, friday, monday, morning, nsw, perth, phoned, prompt, report, service, step, ths, thumbs, timbercon, time, tony, wauchope

Replies: 2
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2009 10:32 PM; by poulso

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A new use for an empty bank account :)

Started by gawdelpus, 4th December 2008 11:58 PM

account, afternoon, bank, beautiful, brought, call, check, evening, friday, funds, gal, jeweler, looked, monday, money, morning, payment, phoned, pick, ring, senile, seniors, special, stated, stock, stunning, told, verify, weekend, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2008 11:41 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

How to call the police in QLD :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th August 2008 11:19 PM

ago, ambulance, armed, burglars, call, called, cars, caught, counted, door, george, hung, light, love, mess, minutes, people, phillips, phoned, police, policemen, qld, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, true, unit

Replies: 10
Views: 2,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 11:38 AM; by damian

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swattn' flies

Started by woodcutta, 12th July 2008 02:13 AM

beer, females, flies, killed, kitchen, males, phoned, replied, sitting, swatting, swattn, swmbo, told, waht

Replies: 4
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 08:30 PM; by woodcutta

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Bathroom and kitchen reno

Started by Toyboy, 8th February 2008 07:50 PM

$500.00, bargain, bathroom, budget, bunnings, cabinets, dressed, edging, fitted, flat-pack, gentleman, haggling, hand, house, kitchen, oven, phoned, price, reno, sale, shaped, shelving, sticky, stole, t&g, thread, timber, update, walk, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 2,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 11:45 PM; by Toyboy

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KITCHENS

Deep in prayer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th October 2007 08:45 PM

allan, congregation, deep, dying, enthusiastic, hope, hours, minister, minutes, night, phoned, prayed, prayer, replied, spiritual, street, time, welfare, widow, words, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 09:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

All Seniors Aren't Senile

Started by fred.n, 16th August 2007 11:24 PM

account, afternoon, bank, beautiful, brought, call, check, evening, friday, funds, gal, girlfriend, jeweller, looked, monday, money, morning, payment, phoned, pick, ring, senile, seniors, special, stated, stock, told, verify, weekend, write

Replies: 2
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 03:28 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Won't Cook

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2007 10:57 AM

14-year-old, business, called, check, cook, cooked, decided, feature, fine, house, leaving, left, listen, lunch, minutes, mom, oven, ovens, peel, phoned, potatoes, refrigerator, roast, set, son, started, stoves, time, timer, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 12:38 PM; by munruben

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Accountant ruined my day

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th August 2007 08:26 AM

accountant, day, day;, government, leaving, phoned, plates, ruined, sort

Replies: 1
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 09:17 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

How To Measure Water Depth In Tank?

Started by Metal Head, 20th November 2006 02:09 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, ball, central, cheers, coming, company, david, day, depth, dumb, foam, hard, hole, house, idea, level, measure, measuring, mind, phoned, questionrolleyes, rod, section, sharing, sight, suggested, tank, top, warranty, water

Replies: 33
Views: 16,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 09:45 PM; by patty

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Credit Card Security

Started by bitingmidge, 4th July 2006 09:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 16
Views: 3,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2006 12:10 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bummer week

Started by Iain, 10th December 2005 07:38 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accounts, ago, art, bastard, belly, bugger, bummer, classical, company, couple, crown, dropping, grand, happen, k$$$$$$$$, live, lot, love, morals, night, owing, phoned, purcell, rant, settled, sitting, sons, stuffed, week, xmas

Replies: 41
Views: 4,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 06:48 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Small Ouch

Started by rod1949, 7th December 2005 01:38 PM

$142, $208, $350s, add, adds, advertising, australian, bill, block, chock, correct, free, included, newspaper, ouch, paid, paper, papers, phoned, quoker, received, saturday, section, small, suss, that’s, thinking, wednesday, west, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 2,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 07:30 PM; by ernknot

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Am I being unreasonable?

Started by Bowdo, 23rd September 2005 12:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 27
Views: 3,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2005 07:49 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Plumbers pipe costs!

Started by JamesD, 28th April 2005 11:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$220, 2nd, 4metres, busy, butler, camolly, charge, complain, connect, connector, costs, gas, guy, hand, holy, kitchen, labour, materials, move, oven, phoned, pipe, plumbers, salaries, similar, surgeons

Replies: 20
Views: 4,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2005 01:23 PM; by barnsey

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Chalk One Up For The Old Dude

Started by gatiep, 7th May 2005 01:47 AM

account, afternoon, bank, brought, call, chalk, check, dude, excitement, funds, gal, girlfriend, imagine, jeweller, looked, monday, money, morning, payment, phoned, pick, ring, special, stated, stock, teed-off, told, verify, weekend, write

Replies: 2
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2005 09:45 PM; by fxst

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JOKES

Shop assistants .... deeeerrr

Started by Tonyz, 19th March 2005 10:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acted, assistant, assistants, baby, bunnies, card, cash, charge, computer, credit, cry, dare, deeeerrr, finished, involved, listen, minutes, phoned, plays, pompously, poor, recently, shop, sods, staff, stero, supervisor, taking, tonto, trained

Replies: 16
Views: 2,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 02:20 PM; by Kev Y.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prude Alert!!!!

Started by Christopha, 23rd February 2005 02:22 PM

agent, alert, book, booked, bookings, buy, called, condoms, cruise, day, days, delighted, dramamine, dramamines, eight-day, elated, guy, looked, makes, offer, pharmacist, pharmacy, phoned, prude, pry, returned, sick, sympathetically, travel, two-week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 07:00 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

what's going on

Started by macklin, 29th November 2004 11:40 AM

appreciated, bloom, city, computer, computers, connections, country, desk, easy, electrician, existing, explorer, installation, jean, job, live, living, missed, normal, outlook, pack, phone, phoned, run-around, telecom, tick, town, wall, weeks, whatwe

Replies: 4
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2004 04:04 PM; by arose62

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Timberbits....amazing

Hotel

Blood bros

A Small Problem I have ?.

Blood transfusion

Call to the Governor

Wood Veneer

No show tradies

Don't mess with "oldies"

Thumbs Up for Service

A new use for an empty bank account :)

How to call the police in QLD :)

swattn' flies

Bathroom and kitchen reno

Deep in prayer

All Seniors Aren't Senile

Won't Cook

Accountant ruined my day

How To Measure Water Depth In Tank?

Credit Card Security

Bummer week

A Small Ouch

Am I being unreasonable?

Plumbers pipe costs!

Chalk One Up For The Old Dude

Shop assistants .... deeeerrr

Prude Alert!!!!

what's going on