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  1. Empty Cage

    Started by Rodgera, 16th March 2012 08:45 PM
    answers, cage, empty, inside, keeper, mating, monkeys, peanuts, persists, replies, season, staring, visitor, zoo
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 16th March 2012 08:45 PM
    by Rodgera  Go to last post

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  2. Construction sites-more dangerous than you think

    Started by artme, 26th May 2011 06:09 PM
    alligator, animals, bobcats, brumbies, caterpillars, clips, construction, cranes, crawlers, dangerous, dingoes, dodge, falcons, gopher, gorillas, grease, huskies, kangas, ladder, monkey, rams, realized, roaming, sites, sites-more, sitesmore, thereddrolleyes, zoo
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,444
    Last Post: 2nd June 2011 06:59 PM
    by RedShirtGuy  Go to last post
  3. Gorilla on the Roof - Plan "B"

    Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 03:54 PM
    12-gauge, approach, attack, baseball, bat, chap, chiwawa, climb, dog, elderly, explained, gorilla, ground, handcuffs, handed, hits, home, house, knock, ladder, lowered, plan, private, protect, roof, shotgun, specially, trained, truck, zoo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,138
    Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:52 PM
    by Ian Smith  Go to last post

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  4. Steve Irwin zoo

    Started by Rifleman1776, 31st August 2010 08:41 AM
    australia, brisbane, clue, earth, enjoying, family, finding, frank, google, irwin, locate, mightily, son, steve, visiting, weeks, zoo
    • Replies: 10
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    Last Post: 1st September 2010 09:06 AM
    by RETIRED  Go to last post
  5. A Well-Planned Retirement

    Started by Rodgera, 22nd November 2009 08:28 PM
    $560, assuming, attendant, bristol, cars, city, coaches, coast, council, day, employed, err, estimated, fees, insisted, lot, management, million, parking, responsibility, retirement, sitting, spain, taking, villa, week, wellplanned, zoo, £3.6, £400
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,171
    Last Post: 23rd November 2009 06:45 AM
    by artme  Go to last post

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  6. Don't you just love it?!!!

    Started by bullfright, 2nd August 2009 07:30 AM
    $560, attendant, bristol, cars, city, coaches, coast, council, day, employed, employees, err, estimated, fees, free, insisted, lot, love, management, million, parking, sitting, spain, taking, tax, true, villa, zoo, £3.6
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,283
    Last Post: 8th August 2009 11:59 AM
    by glenn k  Go to last post
  7. Two chimps and a Blonde

    Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 05:15 PM
    $100, belts, blonde, blonde.what, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, coast, demanded, driver, driving, gold, heart, heck, holding, hours, over---so, pulled, ran, road, seat, seaworld, strapped, suddenly, truck, ushered, zoo
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 1,628
    Last Post: 10th July 2009 12:58 AM
    by tea lady  Go to last post

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  8. Sas

    Started by Elbow, 5th December 2008 03:06 PM
    allan, irish, mumbai, ostriches, raided, released, sas, zoo
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,148
    Last Post: 5th December 2008 04:20 PM
    by m2c1Iw  Go to last post

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  9. No Monkeying Around

    Started by Metal Head, 30th September 2008 11:45 PM
    birthday, blondes, breeding, brunettes, campaign, carry, continue, days, endangered, entry, evans, eventually, extinct, free, genes, hair, holidays, monkeying, offering, orang-utans, people, proof, rangas, red, redheads, school, sensitive, species, zoo, zoos
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 898
    Last Post: 1st October 2008 08:03 AM
    by Gingermick  Go to last post
  10. alan at the zoo

    Started by munruben, 15th June 2008 09:39 AM
    alan, attraction, awful, barry, cage, day, dog, main, shitzu, telling, wrong, zoo
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,151
    Last Post: 15th June 2008 11:32 AM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  11. Beerwah Zoo.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd April 2008 08:06 PM
    allan, australia, band, beerwah, calendar, chook, egg, laid, mate, mine, months, qld, recently, reported, rubber, stole, swallowed, times, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,089
    Last Post: 23rd April 2008 08:06 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  12. Feeding time.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd April 2008 08:00 PM
    allan, calendar, feeding, hinchinbrook, lions, loves, monkeys, months, ray, stole, time, wheelin, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,015
    Last Post: 23rd April 2008 08:00 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  13. Woodworking cryptics

    Started by munruben, 13th April 2008 11:07 PM
    actor, addled, airless, amateur, blade, cheap, cryptics, dance, endless, french, hit, irish, joined, lifeless, looked, mountain, music, observed, plunge, reciprocate, remember, scottish, sea, seat, species, tree, true, wandered, woodworking, zoo
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,990
    Last Post: 14th April 2008 05:22 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post
  14. Two boys at the Zoo

    Started by Rodgera, 2nd March 2008 05:49 PM
    accountant, billy, billy.no, boy, boys, day, doh, honest, lawyer, living, mum, mummy, overheard, regular, replied, school, talking, tommy, zoo
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,272
    Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:18 PM
    by Ashore  Go to last post

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  15. Allan And The Elephant

    Started by Barry Hicks, 12th February 2008 04:00 PM
    1988, allan, allans, approached, children, day, elephant, elephants, enclosure, events, feet, fence, forgot, grand, instantly, killing, legs, lifted, loudly, melbourne, slammed, stared, thorn, trumpeted, trunk, twenty, walked, walking, wrapped, zoo
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,336
    Last Post: 12th February 2008 10:13 PM
    by tea lady  Go to last post

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  16. Lions

    Started by Elbow, 19th November 2007 04:49 PM
    allan, behaviour, bugger, enclosure, enquired, front, joined, keeper, keepers, lion, lions, listening, male, mate, matter, night, rotary, standing, talk, times, visited, wallan, zoo
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,064
    Last Post: 19th November 2007 08:02 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  17. Rotten fruit

    Started by Rocker, 13th October 2006 07:53 PM
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    abomination, acceptable, appeared, australia, beerwah;, darwin, delight, drive, flocking, fruit, incensed, kipling, mango, mangoes, north, previous, providing, quality, rocker, rotten, sale, season, soft, stand, tourists, unfit, wit, woman, worries, zoo
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 4,441
    Last Post: 20th October 2006 11:07 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post
  18. Incredible story about an elephant's memory

    Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 07:09 PM
    approached, bull, carefully, creatures, elephant, elephants, enclosure, foot, front, ground, incredible, killing, legs, lifted, memory, rail, railing, son, standing, stared, story, swung, teenaged, thorn, trumpeted, twenty, walked, walking, wildly, zoo
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,172
    Last Post: 4th August 2006 07:33 PM
    by goat  Go to last post

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  19. Zoo Trip

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:33 AM
    animals, daddy, days, eek, excitedly, exclaimed, father, finally, home, johnny, mother, parents, pestered, reluctant, replied, returned, taking, talked, time, trip, yeah, zoo
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,393
    Last Post: 23rd July 2006 05:14 PM
    by rrich  Go to last post

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  20. DIY zoo

    Started by Wongo, 16th March 2006 10:49 AM
    bored, diy, feeling, home, zoo
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,547
    Last Post: 17th March 2006 07:35 PM
    by Daddles  Go to last post

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  21. yet another smilie story

    Started by ss_11000, 14th March 2006 07:32 PM
    angry, argument, bored, care, combat, complete, cos, day, died, dress, drunk, finished, flamefrowers, hangover, home, job, kicked, laughed, makes, monkeys, party, peed, pulled, sense, sleep, smilie, sniper, story, zoo
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,143
    Last Post: 14th March 2006 07:40 PM
    by ozwinner  Go to last post
  22. With apologies to Zed...

    Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM
    amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,209
    Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:39 PM
    by AlexS  Go to last post

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  23. Croc Hunter

    Started by ozwinner, 7th January 2004 01:38 PM
    age, ahhhh, australian, croc, hunter, melbourne, photo, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,575
    Last Post: 7th January 2004 01:38 PM
    by ozwinner  Go to last post

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  24. A day at the zoo

    Started by Iain, 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM
    attempts, attendant, attendants, bit, choice, compound, cries, crying, day, died, disgusted, echidna, elephant, enquires, happened, head, keeper, lady, mollify, poor, porcupine, prick, quill, replies, size, tells, walking, words, wrong, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,260
    Last Post: 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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