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New Bride

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2015 07:55 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2015 09:46 AM; by rod1949

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One for Old Time's Sake

Started by John Saxton, 24th June 2014 08:57 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, sake, set, sleep, story, time, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 2,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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You're never too old

Started by Grumpy John, 16th June 2014 07:01 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2014 07:01 PM; by Grumpy John

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Hi all.

Started by jdritchie, 25th May 2013 11:46 AM

afford, amount, bride, cheers, christchurch, flat, flog, forward, furniture, group/clubs, ideas, involved, learning, lookout, lot, missus, pensioner, posts, pretty, reading, ritcho.screwy, running, tarting, techniques, therapeutic, time, unwanted, valuable, veterans, woodworkers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2013 05:09 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

White wedding

Started by MBM888, 11th February 2013 12:33 PM

attending, black, bride, child, colour, day, dressed, explained, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life.confetti, moment, mother, time, wearing, wedding, white

Replies: 6
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2013 06:31 PM; by Bob38S

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Newly Married

Started by Rodgera, 18th January 2013 01:05 PM

bride, father, feeling, fortune, honey, insecure, left, married, matter, newly, replied, sweetly, swmbo

Replies: 0
Views: 835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 01:05 PM; by Rodgera

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Wedding day problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th May 2012 04:52 PM

aisle, allan, altar, bag, bride, clubs, day, escorted, eyes, golf, groom, looked, problem, reached, replied, standing, straight, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Out of the mouths of babes

Started by fenderbelly, 11th November 2011 08:14 AM

attending, babes, black, bride, child, color, day, dressed, girl, groom, happiest, happiness, life, moment, mother, mouths, time, wearing, wedding, whispered, white

Replies: 9
Views: 2,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 09:22 AM; by cava

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Talking Frog

Started by fenderbelly, 8th October 2010 10:28 AM

72-years, age, beautiful, boat, bride, carefully, dreaming, envious, fish, frog, front, guy, hear, heard, kiss, looked, loves, nuts, pick, picked, pocket, reached, short, sitting, talking, time, top, voice, wisdom.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 10:05 PM; by Rodgera

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Las Vegas

Started by Rodgera, 26th June 2010 12:56 PM

ball, black, bride, cash, casino, chips, crown, dollars, double, hoping, hunch, landed, las, lost, luck, money, played, poker, returned, roulette, run, shrugged, table, told, upped, vegas, winnings

Replies: 5
Views: 1,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2010 11:54 PM; by doug3030

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Baby Picture

Started by Rodgera, 7th July 2010 12:48 PM

12-year-old, baby, bride, brides, classroom, created, daughter, days, display, education, house, mom, mural, noticed, picture, pinned, project, school, students, thinking, title, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 12:48 PM; by Rodgera

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Allans marriage.

Started by munruben, 28th March 2010 12:59 PM

ago, allan, allans, bride, house, listen, listened, marriage, moved, neighbours, talk, talked, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2010 07:57 PM; by K_S

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Cellar dweller

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th February 2010 12:06 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2010 10:35 AM; by munruben

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Red Neck Etiquette

Started by Grumpy John, 24th November 2009 06:59 PM

approaching, bed, beer, bride, change, church, clean, considered, create, cummerbund, driving, etiquette, funeral, gift, groom, home, job, kissing, neck, red, rent, shirt, shot, suit, table, tacky, time, tux, vacuum, vehicle

Replies: 4
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2009 09:33 PM; by rhancock

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Daughters Wedding

Started by wheelinround, 9th August 2009 11:46 AM

bride, children, daughters, groom, married, photo, wedding, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2009 12:25 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Getting Things Done

Started by Rodgera, 6th June 2009 04:12 PM

bride, crying, father, fix, found, honey, house, husband, married, momma, mother, putting, replied, things, thirty-eight

Replies: 2
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2009 02:10 PM; by damian

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The blonde who married a catholic

Started by Stevenp, 14th March 2009 04:59 PM

anticipation, apparently, bed, blonde, bride, catholic, couch, crawled, heard, honeymoon, husband, lend, lent, long?d, love, married, nightie, replied, ridiculous, settled, sexy, slipped, sobbed, tears

Replies: 0
Views: 1,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2009 04:59 PM; by Stevenp

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whats up from Texas

Started by maverick31, 4th December 2008 03:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.5, austin, beautiful, bride, built, city, day, dear, dog, eager, everyones, found, greyhound, hope, impressed, italian, knowledge, learn, level, live, project, road, skill, someday, son, stuff, texas, waco, website, woodworking

Replies: 15
Views: 3,060

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2008 07:54 AM; by dnb

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

mum meets the bride to be

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:32 PM

addition, amazing, beautiful, bride, bring, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, house, immediately, love, ma.guess, married, marry, meets, middle, mother, mum, red-head, replies, sits, tells, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:37 PM; by Calm

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Maybe This Will Help Reduce The Divorce Rate?

Started by Metal Head, 8th July 2008 04:31 PM

bride, charge, chimney, church, couple, couples, divorce, kiss, luck, march, marriage, meets, party, pearson, pictures, posed, proceedings, rate, reduce, sam, saturday, son, speaking, stamped, successful, superstition, sweep, sweeps, wedding, weddings

Replies: 3
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2008 02:05 PM; by Toolin Around

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why John started Woodworking

Started by Calm, 31st March 2008 02:41 PM

ball, bride, clubs, cows, dear, decided, fence, finaly, game, golf, john, lathes, lifted, lovely, machinery, neck, removed, routers, safer, saws, spot, spotted, started, tail, tails, teed, walked, white, wife, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:41 PM; by Calm

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Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

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Nagging wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:27 PM

allan, barry, bride, building, calendar, car, enjoy, hard, headed, honeymoon, hour, lathes, lights, local, married, months, nagging, occupied, pulled, ran, responded, set, stole, waiting, wedding, wife, wonderful, woodturning, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

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How many?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 03:53 PM

allan, bed, bride, counting, couple, dying, edge, hope, lips, minutes, newlywed, pouted, replied, sat, sshhh, time, waiting, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 04:46 PM; by Calm

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Married women

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 11:31 PM

allan, bride, chap, darling, dying, honeymoon, hope, love, married, replied, returned, time, weakness, women, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Give me a push

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM

allan, bedroom, bit, bride, chap, couple, distraught, door, dying, harsh, helped, honeymooning, hope, hurt, husband, knock, mate, motel, night, playground, push, replied, returning, settled, swing, time, trouble, voice, worried, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 03:40 PM; by joe greiner

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wedding dresses

Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:45 PM; by goat

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Melb Tool Drool Sat 23rd July

Started by scooter, 18th July 2006 11:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

23rd, 9am-1pm, apprentices, bride, cap, check, cheers, details, drool, forget, forum, gday, hawthorn, july, melb, reminder, sat, sean, sunday, tool, vic, weekend

Replies: 16
Views: 2,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 11:04 PM; by Clinton1

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Going to the footy on Monday

Started by scooter, 10th June 2006 10:17 PM

bit, boiling, bride, bung, cheers, chilly, clothes, coats, dogs, drinks, food, footy, forward, guess, horse, hot, monday, pack, pies, ponchos, reckon, scarves, sean, sort, taking, thermos, train, tucker, water, wholl

Replies: 6
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2006 10:41 PM; by ele__13

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Our Golden Wedding.

Started by jow104, 11th March 2006 06:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11th, 1956, 2006, bride, cake, cutting, golden, march, photograph, post, tomorrow, version, wedding

Replies: 21
Views: 2,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2006 09:49 AM; by Wongo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Started by bennylaird, 10th February 2006 08:01 AM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimer, alzheimers, anne, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, knock, leave, lou, lover, moral, morris, prepares, rapping, ready, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 06:47 PM; by echnidna

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Weird Poms!!!!!

Started by Christopha, 30th December 2005 02:55 PM

amazed, bride, daily, dock, dolphin, dream, dress, fin, finally, groom, happiest, husband, israeli, mammals, marriage, poms, quoted, spectators, tendler, tossed, tourist, visiting, walking, watched, water, wearing, wedding, wednesday, weird, white

Replies: 8
Views: 188,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2005 07:29 PM; by Bodgy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Aussie Bride

Started by doublejay, 16th September 2005 04:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, australian, boasted, bragged, bride, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 3,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 10:50 PM; by echnidna

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Like the Bride's Nighty!

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd August 2005 12:26 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

armed, biting, blue, bride, brides, brittle, busier, catching, day, drop, dropped, eventually, finally, home, jointer, marples, methinks, midge, miss, moriarty, nighty, organise, peanut, rellos, return, round, train, whew, wongos, yep

Replies: 72
Views: 6,633

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 10:02 PM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Social Tips for Rednecks

Started by DPB, 2nd February 2005 09:27 AM

ago, approaching, babies, beer, bride, characters, choice, crying, establish, etiquette, funeral, gift, hear, kissing, livestock, monday, parents, poor, proven, rednecks, screen, social, tacky, talking, tests, time, tips, wedding, weddings, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2005 09:50 AM; by Kev Y.

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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM

18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella

Replies: 2
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:42 PM; by graemet

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Honeymooners

Started by BigPop, 26th August 2004 11:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2004 01:14 PM; by Iain

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Beaver

Started by zymurgy, 27th May 2003 02:18 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2003 10:31 PM; by John Saxton

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Jack Schitt

Started by cliff cook, 28th September 2002 12:58 AM

announcement, awe, bride, brothers, bull, ceremony, chicken, childhood, children, deep, dip, dual, fulla, giva, inseparable, jack, left, loda, married, nervous, newspaper, noe, piza, produced, schitt, schitt-happens, schitt-sherlock, son, subsequently, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2002 12:58 AM; by cliff cook

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Ettiquette (I know some towns like this)

Started by Iain, 19th August 2001 06:43 PM

1000, approaching, beer, bride, characters, choice, etiquette, ettiquette, expected, funeral, gift, hear, home, job, kissing, livestock, mans, poor, proven, refrain, screen, table, tacky, talking, tests, time, towns, truck, wedding, weddings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2001 08:56 PM; by Craig Euler

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Mother knows best

Started by John Saxton, 23rd August 2000 10:15 PM

bride, calm, chest, cried, dear, duty, feet, frightened, hair, half, house, husband, johnno, mother, mothers, night, noticing, replied, running, shirt, socks, soothed.mother, spend, taking, wait, watched, wifely

Replies: 0
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2000 10:15 PM; by John Saxton

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Wedding night blues

Started by John Saxton, 17th August 2000 10:16 PM

blues, bride, bride-to-be, ceremony, discussing, dozen, eat, formers, friend, impending, johnno, night, oysters, thanked, unforgettable, wedding, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2000 10:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Why are wedding dresses white

Started by Bazza, 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM; by Bazza

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