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Tyler in Jerilderie

Started by TylerTTC, 3rd May 2014 12:47 PM

brother, daddy, davettc, games, garden, helping, jerilderie, kid, mummy, play, played, puppet, school, started, tyler, wii, woodworking

Replies: 14
Views: 2,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2014 06:46 PM; by TylerTTC

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Child-proof Gate

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2013 11:11 AM

active, barrier, brother-in-law, busy, called, childproof, complete, crawling, dad, daddy, daughter, decided, dropped, erected, front, gate, girl, home, job, nearby, newly, nimbly, reach, roaming, rolled, screwdriver, sister, street, two-year-old, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2013 02:19 PM; by rustynail

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JOKES

'Daddy, how was I born?'

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:48 PM

agreed, answers, appeared, born, boy, button, chat, cyber-cafe, daddy, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, father, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, met, months, mother, mum, pop-up, ready, sneaked, son, upload

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:48 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
JOKES

Daddy daycare

Started by walab, 10th June 2012 12:02 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2012 12:12 AM; by walab

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Screwdriver

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2012 12:23 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2012 11:33 AM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Fairy Tales

Started by Rodgera, 24th September 2010 03:26 PM

begin, daddy, elected, fairy, father, girl, promise, replied, series, tales, time

Replies: 4
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2010 09:55 AM; by Greg Ward

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JOKES

Stain or Varnish

Started by thebullfrog07, 4th October 2009 11:26 AM

#38, aus, avaliable, bunnings, colour, completion, daddy, deep, featured, futon, futons, gloss, jeremy, local, meatsafe, mitre, nearing, products, reccomend, stain, stained, tree, varnish, wattyl, wondering, woodsmith

Replies: 4
Views: 1,942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2009 09:08 PM; by thebullfrog07

Forum:
FINISHING

Hey C'mon its Chrissie

Started by Rodgera, 19th December 2008 06:42 PM

19h;, abides, alphabetical, angels, bells, call, carol, chrissie, christmas, daddy, day, devices, hear, heard, hey, joy, listed, merry, metallic, names, night, offspring, period, real, santa, song, titles, tree, yuletide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 06:42 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Newby in Canberra

Started by Rod T, 22nd October 2008 10:40 PM

canberra, cheers, contribute, daddy, daughter, discover, encouraged, enjoy, family, forum, forums, free, furniture, future, hack, hope, impatient, joined, joining, newby, play, power, rod, screams, sport, thrill, time, tools, toys, wow

Replies: 8
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 04:41 PM; by STAR

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

What does love mean to you

Started by fenderbelly, 14th October 2008 10:10 AM

age, ann, anymore, arthritis, boy, buy, child, cindy, clothes, contest, cry, daddy, day, gross, kiss, kissing, left, love, loves, makes, mary, mummy, night, people, scared, sister, sleep, time, tired, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 12:57 PM; by WillBrook

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grandie number 5 has landed!! WHAHOOOOO!!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 13th October 2008 02:15 AM

arms, cheers, control, daddy, fairy, family, feral, gamma, grandie, half, handfull, hang, iszybelle, joshys, landed, luck, marie, melissa, nipper, noggin, number, paul, pic, poppy, sarah, shane, shot, strewth, unca, whahooooo

Replies: 6
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2008 03:01 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

3 times a daddy.....

Started by Doughboy, 1st October 2008 03:23 PM

3110, 8.35, albeit, blonde, blue, born, bridie, circumference, clan, complications, daddy, eyes, hair, head, heartache, lots, louise, missus, morning, pete, pound, pregnancy, proud, smith, tear, times, welcoming, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 2,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 11:05 AM; by NCArcher

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

Forum:
JOKES

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

A few children's books

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:15 AM

allan, anatomy, book, books, children, childrens, crying, curious, daddy, eating, eggs, fly, games, hamster, hell, hide, human, kicking, kittens, microwave, mommy, neat, paper, pop, pop-up, school, sissy, snitched, toilet, whining

Replies: 0
Views: 1,136

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:15 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Don't Have Kids!

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th March 2008 04:00 PM

bed, business, daddy, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, happened, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, reached, replied, snot, standing, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wonderful, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 1,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 06:40 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

listen and learn

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM

army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Why do brides wear white?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white

Replies: 16
Views: 3,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:35 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Out of the mouths of babes

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th December 2007 09:42 AM

#16, adds, answers, antlers, babes, bastard, calls, cow, daddy, deer, girl, hand, holds, horny, horse, horsey, hug, john, kid, kiss, moo, mouths, mummy, pair, picture, teacher, variation

Replies: 7
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 07:19 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Merry Christmas To All

Started by rrich, 25th December 2007 07:30 AM

allen, arrive, assembly, attach, awake, christmas, correct, crying, daddy, dil, expect, fortunately, giggles, hours, hurry, joy, kiddie, kiddies, merry, play, screw, searching, secure, shed, shook, slot, start, tasks, town, wrench

Replies: 0
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 07:30 AM; by rrich

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

How was I born?

Started by pawnhead, 30th October 2007 04:43 AM

agreed, answers, appeared, born, boy, button, daddy, date, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, father, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, months, mother, mum, pop-up, ready, secluded, sign, son, times, upload

Replies: 4
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 09:49 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Childhood innocence

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th September 2007 12:20 PM

attention, brokeback, childhood, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocence, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mountain, mummy, puzzled, question, replied, soared, spider, spiders, stomped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Cramp or Clamp

Started by rick_rine, 27th December 2006 10:52 PM

2004, charlie, clamp, covered, cramp, dad, daddy, discuss, discussion, handsome, online, opinion, simple, voice, walking

Replies: 12
Views: 5,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 03:55 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
POLLS

Finally a Male Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 29th November 2006 05:21 PM

attack, bedroom, blonde, closet, clothes, daddy, door, finally, floor, guy, heart, husband, joke, kids, male, naked, past, phone, rips, running, rushes, scaring, screaming, slams, sob, storms, upstairs, wardrobe, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:11 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
JOKES

Guess What, I'm Dad.

Started by maglite, 20th October 2006 02:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

11.24pm, 18/10/06, baby, born, ceaserian, cheers, chuffed, dad, daddy, elizabeth, emergency, feeling, fine, gday, grace, guess, hours, labour, mum, news, share, steve

Replies: 25
Views: 3,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:27 PM; by AlexS

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Children

Started by Baz, 6th September 2006 06:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 09:28 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
JOKES

A Child's View of Marriage

Started by Rodgera, 24th August 2006 07:07 PM

album, child, childs, concept, daddy, daughter, eek, entire, explained, finished, grasping, hard, images, marriage, mommy, questions, replied, service, thinking, time, view, visual, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2006 07:07 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

From the daughter of a Soldier.

Started by bennylaird, 15th August 2006 02:33 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australian, australians, cheek, country, courtney, daddy, daughter, feet, friday, friends, girl, god, home, loves, majority, media, message, mom, people, red, silent, soldier, soldiers, support, supports, told, troops, wear, women, word

Replies: 62
Views: 5,869

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 10:15 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Zoo Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2006 09:33 AM

animals, daddy, days, eek, excitedly, exclaimed, father, finally, home, johnny, mother, parents, pestered, reluctant, replied, returned, taking, talked, time, trip, yeah, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2006 05:14 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Fido

Started by Wood Borer, 30th November 2005 02:45 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2005 09:48 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

for dads

Started by goat, 27th November 2005 12:31 PM

bed, booger, business, daddy, daddys, dads, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, gonna, happened, honey, kid, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, replied, returned, rushed, standing, staring, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 09:41 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Who's your Daddy

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th August 2005 05:08 PM

advise, awaiting, blacks, bmw, cataclysmic, child, conceived, conception, confirming, dad, daddy, daughter, economy, father, forms, identity, immaculate, implications, informs, letter, night, party, peter, pope, remember, sex, smith, sons, support, unsure

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:08 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

Little Johnnie...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:41 PM

agrees, break, bucked, cries, daddy, gasping, glass, hang, hearing, hops, johnnie, johnny, lot, milkman, moaning, mommy, opportunity, passing, peeks, pretty, questions, ride, search, starts, stride, thumping, tight, town, uncomfortable, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:41 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Mickey Mouse outfit

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:34 AM

birthday, bought, cartoons, cricket, daddy, disney, entire, father, favourite, halves, happiness, heir, inspiration, life, mickey, mouse, ninth, obsessed, outfit, proud, replied, son, sons, spoke, studios, sultan, team, theatres, watch, watched

Replies: 1
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:59 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

Forum:
JOKES

The Spiders

Started by silentC, 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM

answered, attention, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mommy, poofter, puzzled, question, replied, shyte, soared, spiders, stomped, tears, top, wonders

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2005 08:32 AM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

Dancing

Started by Baz, 30th January 2005 05:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2005 05:37 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Moral

Started by jackruss, 19th January 2005 11:35 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2005 07:15 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Daughter

Started by Baz, 18th January 2005 08:28 PM

breath, brother, certificate, convertible, crying, dad, daddy, daughter, death, edition, girl, gold, half, hug, irish, lifetime, limited, membership, mercedes, million, parked, pounds, prostitute, protestant, replied, rolex, scared, sniff, spanking, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 08:28 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Nude beach

Started by AlexS, 30th November 2004 09:42 AM

answer, beach, bigger, boy, dad, daddy, dumber, dumbest, eek, father, girl, larger, mother, noticed, nude, ocean, person, play, promptly, replied, returned, returns, satisfied, shortly, son, talking, talks, tells, told, willies

Replies: 9
Views: 3,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2004 01:44 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by Christopha, 20th August 2004 05:30 PM

billy, blue, builds, called, carpenter, carpet, daddy, day, dead, died, doctor, feel, finally, floor, game, houses, johnny, johnnys, karen, live, makes, people, picks, play, properly, remember, school, stands, teacher

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 05:30 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Retrosexual

Started by Christopha, 3rd April 2004 12:31 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2004 09:52 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

Phone Call

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM

555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Aunt Karen

Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM

assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:14 AM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Little Johnny

Started by Iain, 25th August 2001 07:38 PM

ahead, bed, bedroom, bob, closet, croaked, daddy, door, father, greeted, guess, held, home, husband, johnny, lady, leaving, mommy, mother, playing, summer, told, top, town, uncle, undressed, upstairs, week, wife, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2001 07:38 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

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