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Careful what you wish for

Started by gawdelpus, 15th May 2014 08:01 AM

anger”, careful, cheers, cry, define, desire, emotional, error, howl, john, level, messages, microsoft, pain, people, professed, react, read, scream, stuff, world, write, writer, writing, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2014 08:01 AM; by gawdelpus

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JOKES

Irish Sausage

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 01:35 PM

aisle, bratwurst, bunnings, clerk, customer, days, dog, german, guy, hot, hurry, irish, italian, jewish, kosher, lecture, mexican, offended, polish, racism, replied, sausage, scream, sensitivity, taco

Replies: 3
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 05:28 PM; by Grommett

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Ode to Microsoft

Started by Rodgera, 17th March 2010 02:59 PM

anger, corporation, cry, define, desire, emotional, error, howl, level, messages, microsoft, ode, pain, people, professed, react, read, scream, stuff, world, write, writer, writes, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2010 03:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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Collingwood Joke

Started by Lignum, 11th December 2009 12:51 AM

arms, begin, breaks, chance, collingwood, crying, dane, dejected, disheartened, eddie, eventually, fans, feet, fifteen, joke, nick, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, swan, wave, world, yell

Replies: 5
Views: 3,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:01 AM; by artme

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how do i seal an external wooden and security door to stop bugs getting through?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th November 2009 12:40 AM

afraid, airtight, bottom, brush, bug, bugs, closed, crawl, door, doors, external, frame, front, house, ideally, prevent, read, renovateforum.com, reply, scream, seal, seals, security, sort, stop, thread, wife, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2009 12:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

The curse of sheddie

Started by Shedhand, 9th August 2007 05:00 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$12mm, 60years, adrenalin, ankle, attack, bad, cares, cladding, crunching, curse, drag, fell, fracture, grinding, guess, hear, heard, heart, house, leg, lifted, ply, plywood, pretty, reno, rush, scream, sheddie, sheets, swmbo$

Replies: 58
Views: 8,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2009 12:03 PM; by tea lady

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SAFETY

Now It's My Turn tomartyr

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2008 10:08 AM

answers, breaks, chance, crowd, dejected, disheartened, feet, fufteen, guv, harm, helen, hum, ken, kiwis, minute, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, sivven, stadium, stamp, stupid, tomartyr, turn, volunteer, wave, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2008 05:29 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Can't sell a thing.....Economy stuffed or what????

Started by abitfishy, 23rd July 2008 04:13 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$2.5k, $6k, bill, cars, crap, cry, due, economy, feel, frustated, half, home, item, kickers, luck, medium, month, morons, offer, pipe, price, purchases, scream, sell, size, stressed, stuffed, thingeconomy, tyre, usual

Replies: 41
Views: 7,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2008 12:21 AM; by abitfishy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Please type carefully

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2008 06:07 AM

arrival, carefully, checked, day, dead, dearest, email, faint, family, fell, floor, grieving, hot, meet, memory, monitor, note, p.s, passed, piercing, planning, prepared, rushed, scream, screen, sound, tomorrow, type, widow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 06:07 AM; by Rodgera

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2 Pilots

Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM

????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 07:32 PM; by WoodJunky

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Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Duck Hunters

Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:29 PM

$560.00, black, confused, continues, decide, dog, duck, dynamite, fuse, grabs, guns, heard, hunters, ice, lab, lake, master, navigator, payments, run, scream, shot, shotgun, standing, stick, stop, swelling, takes, truck, wisconsin

Replies: 13
Views: 2,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 11:14 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

Flywire Door closer

Started by woodsprite, 10th October 2006 07:02 PM

appropriately, becasue, blowies, closer, cutting, door, doors, edge, flies, flywire, frame, ignore, lead, leave, lump, openend, people, pully, replace, scream, screen, shut, size, sliding, top, waht, water, weight, weighted, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 5,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 06:59 AM; by zathras

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Ladders

Started by Caliban, 24th April 2006 03:41 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ambulance, answers, bang, blundstones.bullsheet, bone, boots, cable, calls, crutches, cut, dies, favourite, found, hospital, kempsey, ladder, ladders, needles, pain, pins, plates, poke, radiographer, scream, signature, skin, son, weeks, wife, xrays

Replies: 45
Views: 6,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 12:26 PM; by CameronPotter

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SAFETY

Apoligies to Kiwi's but....

Started by bennylaird, 27th September 2005 11:24 AM

apoligies, breaks, carlos, chence, dejected, disheartened, eventually, feet, fufteen, guv, helen, hum, ken, kiwi, kiwis, minute, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, sivven, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, wave, world

Replies: 14
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 09:57 PM; by Tonyz

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This is special

Started by biotechy2k, 27th September 2005 01:51 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 06:35 PM; by biotechy2k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

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Bummer!!!

Started by arose62, 14th May 2005 09:16 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2005 07:01 PM; by ozwinner

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Thankyou Mr Bosch

Started by Iain, 5th May 2005 03:54 PM

2005, arrange, arrives, ball, bit, bosch, charger, cordless, day, driver, faulty, fix, greenie, hardware, heard, impressed, ixo, pick, prompt, quick, real, scream, shop, thankyou, tin, told, unit, wednesday, worries, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2005 03:54 PM; by Iain

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Signs That You Are Burnt Out

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:33 PM

ago, answer, badge, burnt, call, care, day, exploded, forget, friends, hell, home, immediately, instinctively, jail, jerk, leave, monday, party, phone, relaxing, scream, signs, sleep, timer, tired, upcoming, visions, week, weekend

Replies: 3
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 05:25 PM; by Barry_White

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In the spirit of Christmas 2

Started by outback, 12th December 2004 02:09 PM

$10.00, address, allowed, announcement, anonymous, ceo, christmas, date, december, director, employees, exchange, family, gift, gifts, happy, holiday, human, intended, lewis, party, patty, people, resources, santa, scream, sit, spirit, table, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 06:08 PM; by scooter

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Nurse Nancy

Started by Bob Willson, 18th November 2004 02:25 PM

alomost, backwards, blood, boil, complaining, control, curldling, died, doctor, doctors, earlier, enema, enemas, god, hallway, heard, hour, hours, milligrams, morphine, nancy, nurse, prick, realized, scream, shes, smiths, sudden, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2004 02:25 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

X-mas Spirit

Started by DaveInOz, 12th December 2003 11:27 AM

boy, bus, buy, car, children, christmas, dollar, dollars, dropped, entered, family, grabbed, heard, home, hundred, job, mall, meekly, money, mother, notes, poorly, realized, rushing, save, scream, siblings, spirit, whispered, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2003 11:27 AM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Vaseline

Started by Baz, 9th April 2003 10:52 PM

asleep, bathroom, bowl, day, eyes, farting, fingers, floor, footsteps, frantic, god, grace, guts, husband, laughing, morning, raced, reckoned, revenge, scream, shorts, sound, stop, tears, told, torture, turkey, upstairs, vaseline, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2003 10:52 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Back from the dead

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:20 PM

address, anguished, appeal, arrival, arrived, beach, day, dead, departed, died, e-mail, elderly, error, gate, grieving, haste, home, hot, husband, message, miami, monitor, preachers, scream, screen, told, wait, weather, widow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:47 PM; by John Saxton

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Careful what you wish for

Irish Sausage

Ode to Microsoft

Collingwood Joke

how do i seal an external wooden and security door to stop bugs getting through?

The curse of sheddie

Now It's My Turn tomartyr

Can't sell a thing.....Economy stuffed or what????

Please type carefully

2 Pilots

Cheap Airlines

The John

Duck Hunters

Flywire Door closer

Ladders

Apoligies to Kiwi's but....

This is special

The Squeeze

Bummer!!!

Thankyou Mr Bosch

Signs That You Are Burnt Out

In the spirit of Christmas 2

Nurse Nancy

Temper temper....

X-mas Spirit

Vaseline

Back from the dead