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This is the life

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th January 2010 01:42 PM

220, bbq, beer, cold, commercial, cooking, dead, dec, eat, favourite, heat, hooded, life, minutes, pizza, simple, stone

Replies: 14
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2021 09:43 PM; by Dengue

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

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JOKES

Blue Mountains FGT #7 - Sunday 20th Nov - All welcome

Started by FenceFurniture, 22nd October 2016 12:26 AM

20 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 20

20nd, act, advice, berts, bribe, bring, eat, happy, interpreted, knowing, lunacy, lunch, means, new-found, november, once-off, possibly, sell, snowballs, special, suggest, summink, sunday, supply, timber, time, trade, trump, ummm, woodstore

Replies: 287
Views: 118,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2017 04:03 PM; by NCArcher

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FORUM GET TOGETHERS' (FGT)

Careful what you eat,or a life time of woe

Started by John Saxton, 16th December 2014 09:03 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2014 09:09 PM; by KBs PensNmore

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JOKES

Apparently mineral turps is an excellent weed killer

Started by FenceFurniture, 28th January 2014 05:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2-3, apparently, barf, blades, cats, cleanout, completely, damn, danger, days, dead, dried, eat, excellent, fairly, glyphosate, grass/weed, killer, mineral, passed, pet-safe, remarkably, roundup, shed, time, times, turps, weed, weeds, week

Replies: 24
Views: 25,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 08:07 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Heavenly food

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM

ago’, beef, blood, bodies, called, club, cooked, cooking, day, eat, effects, explains, food, golf, heaven, heavenly, illness, jack, john, manager, maude, meals, meat, normal, oatmeal, out.’, overlooking, pressure, red, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2014 11:02 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Arrogant exercise junkies

Started by Fuzzie, 15th November 2013 10:44 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrogant, branch, broken, clean, council, couple, eat, exercise, exercising, expect, graffittista, hoons, jump, jungle, junkies, jyms, limbs, morning, personal, platforms, provide, public, regard, sit, sound, tables, trainer, tree, urging, write

Replies: 16
Views: 2,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2013 03:41 PM; by Fuzzie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Crows

Started by fenderbelly, 19th September 2013 10:16 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 11:38 AM; by CAG

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JOKES

Advice from Chinese Doctor

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2013 01:31 PM

advice, attacks, aussies, bad, beer, bigger, body, chinese, doctor, drink, eat, exercise, fat, fewer, figure, food, fried, fruit, grain, heart, life, live, lot, ratio, red, shape, suffer, swimming, vegetable, wine

Replies: 2
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 10:25 AM; by A Duke

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A nice meal

Started by artme, 18th September 2013 10:33 PM

attacked, bees, cage, chimpanzees, chimps, cleaner, cleaning, collect, day, den, devoured, eat, fish, food, head, honey, killing, left, lions, match, meal, nice, panic, remembered, shovel, task, tim, tims, tossed, trace

Replies: 4
Views: 2,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2013 12:01 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Government Studies, our Tax Dollars in action

Started by Breslau, 12th June 2013 10:39 AM

action, avian, behaviourist, car, crows, determine, determined, disproportionate, dollars, eat, flu, government, impact, kill, killed, kills, nearby, ornithological, percentages, road, short, spent, studies, tax, tree, truck, versus, warn, wisely, “truck”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2013 10:39 AM; by Breslau

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JOKES

You Gotta Love Kids

Started by smidsy, 29th May 2013 06:30 PM

####, atheist, book, clumps, cow, death, deer, discuss, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, god, gotta, grass, heaven, hell, horse, kids, life, love, patty, pellets, produces, qualified, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 9
Views: 2,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2013 02:47 PM; by rrich

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Sharing a meal at restaurants….

Started by MBM888, 26th May 2013 07:04 PM

answered, begged, bite, buy, carefully, couple, drink, eat, eaten, food, french, fries, half, hamburger, husband, lady, meal, neatly, occasionally, people, restaurants…, sat, sharing, single, sip, sipping, taking, teeth, watching, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 11:14 AM; by Rickey Herb

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JOKES

Glycosulphate weed killer and cats

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th January 2013 02:10 PM

appreciated, balls, barf, bit, brett, cats, cheers, coats, couple, days, deal, eat, enormous, fur, glycosulphate, glycosulphete, greens, groom, habitually, hand, input, inside, killer, property, roll, round, spray, stuff, weed, weeding

Replies: 9
Views: 3,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2013 10:06 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kind hearted banker?

Started by MBM888, 7th November 2012 07:24 PM

afternoon, bank, banker, bring, ceo, children, eat, eating, fellows, foot, glad, grass, hearted, kind, limousine, love, major, money, pitiful, poor, replied, riding, road, sir, squeezed, stop, taking, underway, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 07:24 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

25 Lessons from Childhood:

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:16 PM

acting, age, born, childhood, children, circle, eat, envy, exaggerate, father, fortunate, home, justice, lessons, life, logic, millions, neck, parents, science, shut, stop, taught, tent, times, told, understand, wisdom, wonderful, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2012 11:45 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Environment and health re fibreglass work

Started by Kidbee, 5th September 2012 06:41 PM

activity, air, animal, animals, break, building, canoes, cow, eat, environment, exposed, fibreglass, glass, grass, heading, health, including, ingest, nearby, particles, resins, risks, sanding, set, shed, situation, suitable, toxic, travel, work

Replies: 7
Views: 2,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2012 12:02 AM; by soundman

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SAFETY

Breakfast

Started by Rodgera, 18th September 2012 09:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2012 09:36 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Oil stone box protection

Started by RedShirtGuy, 28th August 2012 09:15 PM

absorbing, box, coats, distant, eat, finish, future, inside, knocking, oil, polyurethane, protect, protection, simple, sludge, stone, store, thinking, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 2,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2012 10:33 AM; by orraloon

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FINISHING

How is this for a builder?

Started by SAISAY, 6th August 2012 02:41 PM

absolute, backdoor, bought, build, builder, builders, cheers, couple, day, duck, eat, found, free, gem, house, ingham, job, meet, mentioned, nice, payment, pieces, range, refused, remembered, surprise, timber, venison, wolffie, woodwork

Replies: 2
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2012 08:34 PM; by artme

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Tank stand re-finish

Started by Em89, 19th April 2012 04:57 PM

awesome, belt, bit, bits, black, chocolate, closest, colour, cranky, dog, eat, empty, floor, hand, hire, hood, hurt, industrial, inside, medium, mess, poly, re-stain, reckon, refinish, sander, stand, tank, turtle, vac

Replies: 4
Views: 2,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2012 07:18 PM; by Em89

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FINISHING

Airline Humor

Started by Barry_White, 11th April 2012 03:59 PM

airline, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, girls, grass, hmmm, horse, humor, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, power, qualified, question, replies, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 2
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2012 06:54 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

Bush Turkeys

Started by colbra, 1st February 2012 10:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bigger, bloody, bush, clues, colbra, day, eat, forum, native, obvious, patch, recipe, rid, rolleyes, start, turkeys, vegetables, veggie, yet;

Replies: 20
Views: 2,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2012 11:30 PM; by colbra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bears

Started by BEKKY, 12th December 2011 04:57 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2011 04:57 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Cats eat the Pies

Started by nine fingers, 1st October 2011 06:25 PM

afl, cats, collingwood, eat, geelong, grand, pies

Replies: 8
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2011 09:39 AM; by fubar

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Have you ever wondered?

Started by chambezio, 24th July 2011 12:48 PM

alphabet, baby, bum, cold, control, corn, dogs, eat, erect, fours, goofy, harder, idea, leave, light, obstetrician, oil, people, person, pluto, quizzes, quizzical, remains, remote, stand, stop, tests, twinkle, undressd, wondered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 12:48 PM; by chambezio

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JOKES

The evidence

Started by Woodwould, 21st June 2011 01:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

compound, eat, evidence, guess, honing, stick

Replies: 29
Views: 2,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2011 04:26 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Do Owls eat possums?

Started by Phil Spencer, 19th June 2011 01:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bird, crush, culprit, dead, door, eat, found, frog, front, habits, head, heard, lawn, living, missing, mouth, owls, park, possum, possums, skull, tawny, wondering

Replies: 18
Views: 12,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2011 11:37 PM; by moikel

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

25 things my Mother taught me.

Started by munruben, 3rd April 2011 09:13 AM

acting, anticipation, behaviour, children, crossing, eat, envy, esp, eyes, father, finished, fortunate, home, job, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, receiving, science, shut, stop, stuck, taught, things, told, wait, wonderful, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2011 09:25 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Lutefisk Recipe

Started by joe greiner, 19th March 2011 08:30 PM

bury, cheers, cod, compost, delectable, dig, eat, found, fresh, heap, joe, leave, lutefisk, months, recipe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2011 08:30 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

TEOTWAWKI and the picnic basket

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th January 2011 12:20 PM

baby, bag, bags, bars, basket, chewing, chockolate, coffee, cups, drinking, eat, emergency, forget, glassware, inevitable, napkins, pack, picnic, plates, recycle, rubbish, soap, stainless, stuff, substitute, swmbo, tea, toothbrushes, water, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2011 12:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

So much for the rainbow man

Started by Woodwould, 10th December 2010 04:07 PM

bucket, carpet, carrying, cleaner, couple, cut, demonstration, door, eat, electricity, emptied, fork, hall, hasty, horse, lady, madam, man, manure, minutes, morning, personally, quick, rainbow, remainder, remove, scones, stepped, traces, vacuum

Replies: 1
Views: 1,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 08:33 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

A traveller calls in for dinner

Started by dai sensei, 8th November 2010 10:20 PM

2tsup, bavarian, bite, call, called, calls, cheers, cheesecake, commitment, dinner, driving, eat, fired, forumites, friends, julie, love, night, photo, pigging, prosy, quick, returning, robbo, rolleyesu, stay, strange, sydney, traveller, weekend

Replies: 4
Views: 2,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2010 09:47 AM; by RufflyRustic

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EVENTS

Rubbing a spirit based stain onto shellac seal coat

Started by Kaisergrendel, 5th April 2010 08:52 PM

alchohol, apologies, based, coat, deserved, dewaxed, diacetone, eat, fairly, follow, influx, massive, posters, questions, rubbing, seal, shellac, spirit, stain, staining, suggestion, thread, veneer, workaround

Replies: 6
Views: 2,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 12:26 AM; by Kaisergrendel

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FINISHING

Proper Attire

Started by Rodgera, 22nd July 2010 02:20 PM

added, attire, cafeteria, eat, enforce, management, notice, proper, queensland, required, rule, shoes, socks, student, university

Replies: 3
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2010 08:38 PM; by ian

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JOKES

Great White Dining Tip No. 1

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 05:58 AM

dad, dining, distress, eat, father, fins, follow, gorged, great, inside, ocean, replied, shark, sharks, ship, son, spied, swam, swim, swimming, taste, times, tip, white, wise

Replies: 0
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2010 05:58 AM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Worms

Started by Calm, 18th June 2010 07:31 PM

add, alcohol, chocolate, cigarette, clean, container, dead, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, fourth, hand, learn, lesson, maxine, minister, pretty, quickly, raised, sermon, service, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, visual, worm, worms

Replies: 3
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2010 07:23 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Retarded grandparents

Started by Calm, 24th May 2010 09:11 AM

anymore, birds, carts, center, cooks, cruising, day, doll, earn, eat, escape, friends, golf, grandchildren, grandma, grandpa, grandparents, house, laugh, night, people, priceless, retarded, retardment, sneak, someday, teacher, visit, watches, wrecked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2010 10:21 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

I have just changed my doctor

Started by Calm, 22nd May 2010 10:04 PM

attacks, bad, beer, bigger, body, changed, chocolate, cleared, doctor, drink, eat, exercise, fat, fewer, figure, food, fried, grain, heart, life, live, lot, ratio, red, shape, suffer, swimming, vegetable, vegetables, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2010 10:04 PM; by Calm

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Dog food diet

Started by Woodwould, 18th May 2010 09:46 AM

arms, car, care, complete, curb, diet, dog, eat, enthralled, essentially, food, hit, horrified, intensive, irish, load, nuggets, perfect, pockets, poisoned, purina, queue, rectum, setters, simply, sniff, stepped, story, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 09:52 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

GORE WARNING Incident with Jet Drum Sander-Gore Warning!

Started by rod1949, 20th April 2010 12:19 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

5-6, arvo, bit, chest, clean, culprit, drum, eat, fingers, food, graft, hospital, incident, jet, lines, mess, monday, night, operation, sander, sander-gore, sandergore, skin, sown, warning, wednesday, week, weeks, won

Replies: 62
Views: 24,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2010 10:37 PM; by Pops

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SAFETY

Best finish for Kwila deck furniture - undercover

Started by me3_neuralfibre, 19th April 2010 10:45 AM

anti-mould, browns, cabots, chairs, cleaned, coated, cutek, deck, decking, eat, feast, finish, furniture, gloves, hands, intergrain, kids, kwila, literally, mould, oil, paul, peel, people, results, stuff, table, taste, toxic, undercover

Replies: 3
Views: 6,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2010 10:25 AM; by justinmcf

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FINISHING

Alan and his buddies go to dinner

Started by munruben, 17th February 2010 08:12 PM

accessible, age, agreed, alan, beautiful, blouses, boobs, buddies, cut, dinner, discuss, easily, eat, elevator, finally, food, low, meet, nice, ocean, peace, quiet, restaurant, selection, view, waitresss, wine

Replies: 4
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2010 05:42 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

PONDERISMS for Allan

Started by Calm, 30th January 2010 10:56 PM

address, allan, butt, careless, chicken, dangly, die, drink, eat, feel, fire, forest, fridge, health, life, light, lot, match, natural, people, person, plant, ponderisms, squeeze, start, takes, valuable, weird, world

Replies: 5
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2010 01:37 PM; by rsser

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Ship's Mess

Started by Rodgera, 26th December 2009 07:34 AM

appetizing, cake, chaplain, cheerful, chocolate, cook, cooks, cut, eat, food, gonna, half, kid, leaned, line, looked, mess, officer, piece, rest, sailor, served, service, ship, smiled, specialist, talk, told, tray, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 06:16 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Easy turkey recipe for Christmas

Started by Woodwould, 17th December 2009 11:17 AM

4r5e, baking, bird, blows, butter, cavity, christmas, cook, cup, door, easy, eat, fill, listen, melted, mixed, neck, oven, pan, pepper, popcorn, popping, ready, recipe, salt, sounds, stuffing, table, turkey, turkeys

Replies: 3
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2009 01:02 AM; by artme

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JOKES

The aussie version of creation

Started by WoodJunky, 14th November 2009 05:34 PM

aroma, aussie, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, created, creation, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, grilled, heard, hiss, laughter, night, prawns, raucous, sizzling, smelled, tired, version

Replies: 1
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2009 11:17 PM; by artme

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JOKES

Nobody like Frank

Started by munruben, 18th July 2009 10:25 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, change, eat, feel, fellow, fix, foods, fork, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jams, married, meet, met, passenger, polished, quickest, shoes, street, stuck, taxi, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2009 10:25 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Making a fortune in Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th July 2009 11:14 AM

allan, country, dangerous, dealer, eat, ecstatic, evaded, fish, fisherman, fishing, fortune, giant, hooks, john, lake, land, landed, local, making, metal, munruben, news, replied, returning, scrap, sold, trip, trout

Replies: 1
Views: 992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2009 03:23 PM; by rosewood

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JOKES

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GORE WARNING Incident with Jet Drum Sander-Gore Warning!