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Lost trades fair, Kyneton get together

Started by hurcorh, 5th March 2018 04:59 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

0900, 11th, 1730, 930, airport, approx, attending, car, charge, cheers, claim, coming, departure, event, fair, free, hertz, hire, interstate, kyneton, lift, lost, melbourne, nearby, picking, seat, sunday, thread, to/from, trades

Replies: 78
Views: 52,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2018 01:19 PM; by doug3030

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FORUM GET TOGETHERS' (FGT)

Teacher arrested at Sydney airport

Started by rwbuild, 20th November 2014 09:14 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 2,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2014 05:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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New Grey Nomads

Started by Mrs Woodpecker, 3rd August 2013 05:44 PM

afford, airport, anniversary, argyle, brilliant, bungle, bungles, buy, champagne, closer, clue, darwin, diamond, engagement, flight, grey, helicopter, jewellery, kununarra, landed, middle, monday, ninas, no-where, nomads, ring, shirley, shop, stay, up-dates

Replies: 11
Views: 2,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2014 10:24 AM; by dai sensei

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

laudable quotes

Started by John Saxton, 28th May 2014 08:11 PM

airport, america, arnold, bible, car, carousel, dollars, earth, easier, hamwell, happier, happy, home, jean, kill, land, laudable, lawyers, luggage, milligan, million, money, piece, quotes, robert, rostand, schwarzenegger, spike, wife, zsa

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 07:05 AM; by Old-Biker-UK

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smart

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:41 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:16 PM; by Rodgera

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Suitcases - Questions........

Started by Metal Head, 12th April 2013 11:04 PM

360, advance, airport, antler, are/were, carousal, cheers, degrees, fixed, happy, insured, paper, procedure, purchased, questions, recent, recommend, reply, reservation, retrieving, rotation, suitcase, suitcases, thanking, times, warranties, warranty, wheeler, worth, written

Replies: 4
Views: 3,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2013 12:48 PM; by Poppa

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

German Chancellor

Started by fenderbelly, 4th April 2012 11:37 AM

airport, angela, arrives, athens, chancellor, control, days, german, immigration, merkel, nationality, occupation, officer, passport, replies

Replies: 7
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2012 12:31 PM; by Ozkaban

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Talking dog

Started by Tubatoad, 20th November 2011 10:54 AM

airport, amazed, amazing, backyard, country, decided, dog, dollars, earth, jetting, job, lab, liar, mess, owner, replied, returned, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, talk, talking, ten, tired, undercover, wandering, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,447

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2011 05:54 PM; by Grumpy John

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lowest stress rate

Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2011 02:27 PM

airport, cane, cousin, days, doctors, emperor, fainted, illness, irish, lowest, medical, money, morbid, night, nitrates, node, offer, outpatient, pay, pelvis, person, rate, rates, roman, sick, staff, stress, table, tablet, terminal

Replies: 1
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2011 12:17 AM; by fenderbelly

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Never Assume Anything!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:59 AM

airport, assume, charter, cheers, close, cnn, doh, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructor, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, taxied, telling, told, twin-engine, valley

Replies: 1
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2011 09:00 PM; by AlexHW

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Executive Summary

Started by joe greiner, 5th January 2011 09:11 PM

133, airport, blondes, breast, department, discovered, enlarged, executive, hemorrhoid, hernias, homeland, implants, natural, plots, prostates, screening, security, statistics, summary, terrorist, transvestites, tsa, year-end

Replies: 3
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2011 04:01 PM; by munruben

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Airport Mistletoe

Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM

airport, annoying, attendant, blared, christmas, closely, degree, elevator, forward, ghastly, goodbye, green, irritation, kiss, lady, loudspeakers, luggage, married, mistletoe, mockery, paint, pause, red, renditions, rounder, scale, sir, step, tacky, vent

Replies: 2
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 09:27 PM; by joe greiner

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Why, why, why

Started by Grumpy John, 15th July 2010 10:13 AM

airplanes, airport, artificial, broker, buy, call, called, cordial, day, dishwashing, flavouring, hour, invests, leave, lemons, liquid, money, mouse-flavored, packages, people, plane, real, rush, safe, slowest, stuff, swat, terminal, time, traffic

Replies: 1
Views: 1,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 11:09 AM; by rsser

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Never assume

Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2010 10:56 AM

air, airport, assume, charter, close, cnn, finally, fires, flight, fly, hillsides, instructed, instructor, local, low, moment, passes, photographer, pictures, pilot, plane, responded, shots, silent, stammered, strangely, telling, told, twin-engine, valley

Replies: 1
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2010 05:05 PM; by tea lady

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Witchcraft

Started by joe greiner, 15th April 2010 09:08 PM

acquainted, agreed, airport, attractive, challenged, cheers, declared, handsome, immediately, joe, local, magic, magical, met, motel, naturally, perform, powers, ride, skeptical, station, train, transport, trick, watering, whispered, witch, witchcraft, woman, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2010 10:32 PM; by munruben

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The Day The Music Died

Started by watson, 1st February 2009 10:08 PM

100, 4th, ago, airport, approx, beechcraft, boy, buddy, buggered, charter, day, days, died, don, flight, heard, hero, holly, mclean, mile, mortal, music, news, passengers, peterson, remember, richardson, richie, roger, valens

Replies: 4
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2009 10:22 AM; by Sturdee

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Missed a Plane

Started by Gingermick, 1st September 2008 10:46 AM

airport, blog, embarrassment, longish, missed, perplexity, plane, post, rage, simultaneous, story, whilst, wondering

Replies: 8
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 08:07 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Work Mates - Flying High

Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2008 12:15 PM

airport, bad, couple, dave, day, drink, effects, farted, feel, feels, flying, fogged, fuel, hangar, hangover, hey, high, jet, jim, mates, morning, perth, phone, rings, stuck, stuff, surprised, wanna, work, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 04:40 PM; by munruben

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Irish Medical Dictionary

Started by munruben, 9th July 2008 05:46 PM

airport, cane, cheaper, cousin, day, dictionary, doctors, elvis, fainted, illness, irish, medical, morbid, nitrates, node, offer, operative, opposite, outpatient, pelvis, person, post, rates, rectum, sick, staff, table, tablet, terminal, tumour

Replies: 3
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:16 AM; by Woodwould

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I think this applies to a few of us

Started by fenderbelly, 9th June 2008 09:22 PM

airport, applies, bedtime, bend, blame, cats, dog, fat, funny, gas, grandmother, grandparents, grown, hear, lady, leaks, lived, mind, prayers, read, skip, smart, snack-time, spend, story, teaches, television, time, ups, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 11:55 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ray's holiday

Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 07:33 PM

airport, holiday, law, mother, pleasure, ray, rays, returned, trip

Replies: 6
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2008 09:11 PM; by wheelinround

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2 Pilots

Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM

????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 07:32 PM; by WoodJunky

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Cheap Airlines

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:02 PM

airlines, airport, aisle, begins, books, cabin, cheap, cockpit, days, edge, faster, fill, gonna, headed, killed, knowledge, late, magazines, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plow, property, retreat, scream, screams, secure, straight, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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Seat chatter

Started by wheelinround, 20th March 2008 02:02 PM

african-american, airport, american, boarded, business, call, chatter, convention, descent, explained, french, greek, indian, lovers, myth, myths, native, paddy, papadopoulos, plane, popular, possess, seat, smiled, sydney, taking, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 11:21 PM; by munruben

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Which Airline?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th January 2008 07:47 AM

air, airline, airport, attractive, bar, beautiful, busy, decides, delivers, departures, expectations, forward, france, gob-smacked, guy, leans, line, malaysian, motto, puzzled, qantas, sits, sitting, smile, stares, table, time, undeterred, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:47 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Change now please

Started by Calm, 6th January 2008 11:55 AM

$7.50, airport, alan, allan, barry, central, change, flying, frugal, gentleman, heard, john, left, mannered, met, morning, named, north, now~, obvious, platform, radio, station, straight, sydney, ticket, tickets, told, train, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 03:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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oh yeah

Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2007 08:17 PM

airport, amazing, awarded, backyard, characters, country, dealings, dog, dollars, driving, earth, guy, incredible, jetting, job, lab, listening, married, owner, security, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talk, uncovered, undercover, wandering, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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Who'd be a terrorist in Glasgow?

Started by bitingmidge, 7th July 2007 08:47 AM

airport, america, belt, boot, burning, day, die, fire, glasgow, gonna, guy, home, interview, john, life, mate, motor, nae, oan, ran, running, set, smeaton, terrorist, till, wanna, whod, wis, “there

Replies: 14
Views: 1,934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 07:35 AM; by pitbull

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Great Southern Swap Meet

Started by fred.n, 22nd February 2007 04:16 PM

airport, ballarat, friday, great, meet, meets, onoo, saturday.sunday, southern, swap, time, worth

Replies: 7
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 09:39 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Any Hobart Woodies???

Started by watson, 15th January 2007 03:59 PM

1030, 935, airport, arrives, austins, bloody, directory, ferry, flight, funeral, gday, hobart, international, is.com, noel, street, tassie, wednesday, woodies

Replies: 7
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 07:42 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Armed teacher arrested at airport

Started by DPB, 7th September 2006 05:03 PM

adds, airport, armed, arrest, arrested, axis, belong, bush, common, conference, coordinates, denominator, determined, forces, george, gonzales, house, instruction, math, medieval, president, press, security, statement, teacher, threat, weapons, white, ‘unknowns’

Replies: 0
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2006 05:03 PM; by DPB

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The Cookie Thief. Author unknown.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 31st August 2006 09:23 PM

absolutely, airport, author, bag, believed, belongings, book, called, cookie, cookies, discover, eyes, flight, galled, gate, gathered, gratitude, grief, half, headed, ingrate, lives, nerve, refusing, relief, rude, sighed, thief, true, unknown

Replies: 7
Views: 2,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 02:41 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Important New Rules For Airline Travel

Started by Barry_White, 18th August 2006 11:18 AM

airline, airport, allowed, arrive, bags, clothing, destination, dohs, duct, expensive, fed, flight, government, important, luggage, passengers, people, plan, remember, remind, rules, security, smile, tape, time, times, travel, underwear, water, wearing

Replies: 6
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 02:06 PM; by outback

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Lost Luggage

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2006 07:15 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 08:44 PM; by ernknot

Forum:
JOKES

Brisbanites?

Started by Harry72, 8th June 2006 09:23 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2-3hr, airport, apon, brisbane, brisbanes, brisbanites, carbas, changing, coorparoo, drooling, flights, reachable, stop, time, timeframe?allowing, traveling, woodworkers

Replies: 16
Views: 2,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 01:39 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What is this?

Started by Driver, 17th April 2006 07:44 PM

‘what, ‘who, “not, “what, airport, apparatchik, belongings, bust, customs, exit, israeli, jewish, leader, lenin, levi, levi’s, nephew, officer, people, picks, refuseniks, russia, saviour, soviet, this’”, this?’, this?”, ulyanov, vladimir, waves

Replies: 0
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 07:44 PM; by Driver

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Torquay.vic.

Started by jow104, 22nd February 2006 08:40 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 09:23 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The boys home

Started by ozwinner, 1st February 2006 06:39 PM

adventure, airport, boy, boys, canada, day, home, morning, picked, stopped, talking, usa, weeks

Replies: 11
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2006 08:23 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The immigrant

Started by OtakiriLad, 30th January 2006 07:07 PM

airport, answered, attempting, can’t, correctly, country, enter, immigrant, immigration, interviewed, legally, mate, mudjiba, officer, questions, series, “right

Replies: 1
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:28 PM; by Carry Pine

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Foreman Gets Grilled

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 12th January 2006 02:48 PM

ago, airport, apologises, arising, burns, chemical, cleaner, drain, fingerprints, foreman, grilled, hands, international, launched, loss, mia, misunderstanding, noble, prevent, procedures, reached, resulted, review, security, sincerely, situation, spokesperson, stated, terry, unfortunate

Replies: 13
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 09:56 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

On a lighter note......

Started by ozwinner, 13th December 2005 07:08 PM

21st, airport, august, birthday, catch, celebrate, central, eve, exchange, heaps, life, lighter, love, note, pepsi, plan, plane, planned, son, spend, square, student, stuff, tele, uni, vancouver, weeks, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 01:11 PM; by Slavo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

what a great couple of days

Started by doug the slug, 3rd December 2005 09:41 PM

airport, andymac, archerfield, biotechy2k, brisbane, couple, days, dropping, eco, exador, family, forum, friday, funeral, great, hubby, mathew, meet, morning, night, ruffly_rustic, run, son, thursday, timber, toowoomba, trip, urban, wait, woodrat

Replies: 5
Views: 2,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 10:51 PM; by doug the slug

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Report from Ottawa

Started by zenwood, 20th September 2005 10:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

airport, art-deco, bad, bookstore, chicago, clemens, current, design, dinner, display, einstein, evolution, features, found, hell, hullabaloo, intelligent, interesting;, interview, jesus, macchiaveli, mark, ottawa, rap, report, responses, samuel, store, twain, visiting

Replies: 19
Views: 3,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2005 07:46 AM; by ryanarcher

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Getting old has its good side.

Started by Robert WA, 18th April 2004 03:10 PM

airport, answer, bedtime, bits, cats, chase, dogs, fat, god, good, grandma, grandmother, grandparents, grown, kiss, lived, lives, married, mind, prayers, questions, read, skip, smart, spend, stay, story, television, time, ups

Replies: 1
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 03:22 PM; by echnidna

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Talking Dog

Started by craigb, 4th September 2003 11:32 AM

airport, amazing, bloke, bucks, characters, cheap, country, dealings, dog, earth, gift, incredible, jetting, job, liar, listening, owner, puppies, security, selling, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talking, ten, uncovered, undercover, wandering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 11:32 AM; by craigb

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Airport conversation

Started by Iain, 15th April 2002 05:15 PM

1944, 206, 747, airport, airways, arrogant, boeing, british, conversation, coolly, drop, flown, frankfurt, gate, ground, haff, impatience, location, main, moment, pulled, sign, slowed, speedbird, stand, stop, taxi, taxiway, type, vill

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2002 05:15 PM; by Iain

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Blind Freddy?

Started by RETIRED, 8th October 2000 01:53 PM

air, airport, aisle, begins, blind, cabin-but, cockpit, copilot, day, die, edge, faster, fill, freddy, gonna, headed, ian, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilot, plane, plow, robbo, robertson, screams, straight, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2000 01:53 PM; by RETIRED

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