Search Results - Renovate Forums

This will quack you up

Started by Grumpy John, 28th January 2012 10:14 PM

amazement, barman, beer, call, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, head, hell, job, live, newspaper, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, quack, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sandwiches, shakes, talks, tent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 10:14 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
JOKES

Western Red Cedar Shingles & Shakes

Started by Cedar Roofing, 14th May 2011 09:47 PM

answer, australia, cedar, gday, hope, maintenance2tsup, minimum, questions, red, roof, roofing, shakes, shingles, specialise, types, western

Replies: 9
Views: 3,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2011 05:28 PM; by JJF

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Poll: Poll Test

Started by ubeaut, 22nd February 2011 01:49 PM

23/02/2001, challenge, competitions, desired, fair, hidden, outcome, pallet, poll, results, shakes, test, till, trialling

Replies: 14
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2011 08:30 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Blind Cowboy

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:47 PM

175-pound, 6-foot, bar, bartender, baseball, bat, belt, black, blind, blonde, bouncer, cowboy, explain, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, lady, mister, mutters, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weightlifter, woman, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:47 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

the wings of hope

Started by John Saxton, 18th February 2010 09:41 PM

bottom, box, breaks, budgie, budgies, cardboard, chicken, cliff, connor, dat, dere, dis, fly, gerry, gun, head, hits, hope, jumping, paddy, parrotshooting, pass, pet, seamus, sean, shakes, shop, takes, watches, wings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 09:41 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Cornice before or after set coat (hardwall plaster)

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th April 2009 02:30 AM

1st, busy, cementing, coat, conflicting, cornices, cracks, current, day, days, flushers, hardwall, house, information, main, matter, method, normal, people, plaster, putting, renovateforum.com, road, roads, set, shakes, sort, surely, thread, told

Replies: 0
Views: 2,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2009 02:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

floor boards/stumps

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

alright, boards/stumps, bookcase, bottom, bought, effect, floor, house, jump, lightly, lived, looked, normal, notice, queenslander, recently, restumper, rotted, shakes, stumped, stumps, timber, trampoline

Replies: 0
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Speedy

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:35 AM

345, 500, allan, arrow, barry, boys, bragging, bullet, department, fast, fastest, father, fathers, fire, govt, gun, head, home, hunter, listens, run, runs, schoolyard, shakes, shoot, speed, speedy, start, stops, wheelinround

Replies: 1
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 10:34 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Vet bill

Started by chrisb691, 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM

$300, $50, bird, brought, cage, cat, cost, crosses, dead, exclaims, head, joey, lab, leaves, madam, moments, moving, pay, pronounces, reappears, report, scan, shakes, sniffs, takes, time, vet, wails, walks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

The Great Munruben

Started by Black Ned, 7th January 2008 09:26 AM

274, allan, allans, barry, ceiling, doctor, doctors, eyes, great, head, hospital, john, memory, munruben, office, park, replies, reply, rolls, shakes, simple, subtracted, test, times, tuesday, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy in heaven

Started by munruben, 7th December 2007 02:03 PM

,how, beautiful, bewilderment, carefully, deserve, duck, ducks, earth, eternity, fortune, gates, girl, greeted, head, heaven, imagine, life, paddy, partner, passionately, pearly, peter, reward, shakes, step, stepped, treads, understand, walking, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 04:33 PM; by dennford

Forum:
JOKES

New Australian's

Started by wheelinround, 13th November 2007 04:58 AM

arrives, australia, australian, australians, country, east, finally, free, giving, hand, housing, kiwi, lady, lebanese, letting, middle, nice, passer-by, person, puzzled, russian, shakes, shrugs, stops, street, suspiciously, walking, watch, wonderful, zealand

Replies: 3
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:19 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Visit to the Docs #2

Started by Dusty, 28th October 2007 01:12 AM

announces, attractive, baby, bowel, cancer, changing, check, chick, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, god, guess, head, instruments, joy, late, months, nappies, pregnant, shakes, time, twenties, visit, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 01:12 AM; by Dusty

Forum:
JOKES

A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

Forum:
JOKES

My inbox is full of em...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:09 AM

belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, guess, head, hear, inbox, incredible, married, mind, neighbour, passed, relative, seat, shakes, sits, sitting, sporting, supposed, terrible, tickets, wife, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Two hillbillies

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th August 2005 09:58 PM

bar, begins, breathe, butt, cheek, drawers, flies, head, heerd, hillbillies, hillbilly, hind, kin, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, partner, quickly, seed, shakes, shocked, slowly, spasm, table, tongue, violent, walks, woman, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2005 09:58 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

Quiz for August 2nd

Started by Alias Ralph, 2nd August 2005 11:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2nd, august, australian, billet, bottom, difference, froe, kiddies, log, questions, quiz, shake, shakes, shingle, shingles, split, splitting, suitable, timbers, todays, top, tree

Replies: 15
Views: 3,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 09:58 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Not an Irish Joke.

Started by outback, 28th May 2005 05:50 PM

bag, breaks, budgie, carrying, cliff, connor, dat, dere, dis, edge, fook, fookn, gerry, head, hits, irish, joke, jumping, paddy, paper, parrot, parrotshooting, pass, pet, seamus, sean, shakes, shop, takes, watches

Replies: 1
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 06:53 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Dead Duck

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM

$150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 10:02 PM; by oges

Forum:
JOKES

A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

painting problems

Started by buggerme, 11th August 2004 07:57 PM

123, 3in1, bloody, boards, component, cost, head, hear, hope, idiot, mate, mutters, paint, painting, plan, problems, purchasing, radical, recladding, resist`s, shakes, some-one, sort, suggested, t&g, thank-you, thicknesser, walls, win`s, zinserrs

Replies: 11
Views: 3,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 10:55 AM; by capedcrusader

Forum:
PAINTING

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,939

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 10:25 PM; by bob w

Forum:
JOKES

Redneck cowboy

Started by multinut, 31st December 2003 09:34 AM

ahead, answers;, bar, beef, beer, blistering, bread, bred, cold, cowboy, dog, finally, head, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, morning, police-dog, policeman, redneck, says;, sex, shade, shakes, tied, ties, town, tree, understand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2003 05:58 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Old age and treachery always defeats youth and enthusiasm . . .

Started by Driver, 9th September 2003 02:54 PM

age, beat, blown, brown, chicken, clucks, dammit, defeats, disgust, enthusiasm, farm, farmer, fellow, front, head, hears, hen, house;, line, race, rooster, roosters, round, run, running, sadly, shakes, takes, treachery, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2003 02:54 PM; by Driver

Forum:
JOKES

Holy bar

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:34 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, holy, irishman, jesus, miracle, newcastle, nods, pint, pleasure, pot, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2002 10:34 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

For the love of sport

Started by Eastie, 24th June 2002 11:13 AM

ago, belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, head, hear, incredible, love, married, neighbour, passed, perfect, relative, seat, seats, shakes, sitting, sport, sporting, stadium, supposed, takes, terrible, tickets, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2002 11:13 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Old Rooster

Started by Glenn M, 27th February 2002 04:46 PM

blows, boom, chicken, closed, coop, farmer, farmhouse, front, gaining, gap, gay, glenn, grabs, head, inches, month, porch, rooster, roosters, round, running, sadly, shakes, shotgun, spot, start, stud, takes, usual, www.woodworkbooks.com

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2002 07:42 PM; by philige

Forum:
JOKES

lawyer joke

Started by Gino, 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM

absolute, arm, bloody, disgust, finally, finishes, focused, head, hell, hit, horror, joke, lawyer, lawyers, life, lot, materialistic, policeman, porsche, possessions, rant, realise, replies, rolex, screams, shakes, snaps, time, torn, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2001 10:58 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Rooster

Started by Gino, 6th July 2001 11:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2001 11:47 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Well I'sa Beef Hooked

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 11:15 PM

beef, beer, begins, blue, cowboy, cowboys, flies, head, heard, hind, hooked, kin, know.id, lick, mouth, obstruction, panties, runs, shakes, slowly, spasm, thigh, tongue, walks, woman, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Straight 'a's

Started by John Saxton, 5th April 2001 10:05 PM

cheers, class, complete, entire, exam, excuses, exhaustion, guess, hand, head, johnno, laughter, restored, sexual, shakes, silence, smiles, snickering, stifle, straight, student, suffering, sweetly, sympathetically, teacher, tolerate, tomorrow, utter, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2001 10:05 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Search:

Search: Search took 0.00 seconds.

This will quack you up

Western Red Cedar Shingles & Shakes

Poll: Poll Test

Blind Cowboy

the wings of hope

Cornice before or after set coat (hardwall plaster)

floor boards/stumps

Speedy

Vet bill

The Great Munruben

Paddy in heaven

New Australian's

Visit to the Docs #2

A drink with God

My inbox is full of em...

Two hillbillies

Quiz for August 2nd

Not an Irish Joke.

Dead Duck

A blind man enters a ladies bar

painting problems

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Redneck cowboy

Old age and treachery always defeats youth and enthusiasm . . .

Holy bar

For the love of sport

Old Rooster

lawyer joke

Rooster

Well I'sa Beef Hooked

Straight 'a's