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Small low level deck

Started by spicko, 10th July 2023 12:03 PM

acceptable, advance, bearers, bit, bounce, build, check, cheers, deck, desirable, expect, ground, height, joists, length, leo, level, low, mgp10, minimum, nailer, nails, plan, planning, post, reasonable, replies, sizes, sound, span

Replies: 13
Views: 2,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2023 03:39 AM; by virtuallyjohnny

Forum:
DECKING

A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

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JOKES

Need help to locate a timber yard

Started by bobbo, 14th August 2018 03:06 PM

/ring, bobbo, builders, building, cater, dear, dinghy, distance, email/write, entire, forward, handymen, live, load, locate, mackay, oregon, people, persons, pick, ready, reasonable, replies, run, staff, stores, talking, timber, ute, yard

Replies: 2
Views: 6,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2018 09:24 AM; by bobbo

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HELP! "I've fallen and can't get up."

forum slow / erratic?

Started by Michael G, 13th July 2014 08:25 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

double, erratic, forum, happening, houston, land, metal, michael, moment, noticed, pictures, posts, replies, slow, times, update;

Replies: 22
Views: 4,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2014 09:31 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

pre hung door rough in?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th January 2014 10:40 PM

10mm, 2040x720, 3mm, add, clearance, door, frame, hung, inch, includes, internal, jambs, levelling, measurement, pre, read, renovateforum.com, replies, rough, shimm, size, thread, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 10:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Man of Means

Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 04:00 PM

accumulated, bernie, blown, bugger, buildings, charlotte, daughter, deathbed, edinburgh, hard, husband, man, mctavish, means, morningside, nurse, offices, paper, property, replies, residential, round, sarah, slips, sons, square, tam, town, wife, wullie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 04:00 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Load bearing wall or not??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th January 2014 05:10 PM

249.9, 261.5, 270.8, appreciated, attached, attic, bathroom, bearing, dsc01742.jpg, dsc01745.jpg, dsc01747.jpg, exhaust, images, join, noticed, photo, plate, position, posts, read, reference, remove, renovateforum.com, replies, thread, toilet, top, vent, wall, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2014 05:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

3 X Guinness

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 07:01 PM

bad, barman, brother, brothers, drink, explanation, fellow, finally, guess, guinness, guy, irish, killed, methodist, months, news, night, overseas, plato, platypus, pub, replies, schooners, suggests, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 07:01 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

water tank stand design feedback..

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 8th November 2013 09:00 PM

200l, 35.4, 400kg, attached, build, cheers, concrete, convert, design, dimensions, drums, feedback, fixed, holding, images, plan, plastic, read, renovateforum.com, replies, slab, stand, store, suitable, tank, thread, water, watertank.jpg, weld, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2013 09:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

is it snowing

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd October 2013 10:36 PM

about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, friend, hesitation, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sighs, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snowing, walking, wife, woman, worse, “hey, “its, “that, “what

Replies: 6
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 11:07 AM; by CAG

Forum:
JOKES

Who's pen

Started by BlackbuttWA, 31st August 2013 10:30 AM

found, handwriting, here.”he, mick, paddy, pen, replies, “dont, “how, “thats, “yes

Replies: 1
Views: 916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2013 02:41 AM; by KBs PensNmore

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JOKES

Not permitted to change my settings.

Started by saczel, 2nd August 2013 02:57 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2013 02:53 PM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Easy way to monitor responses?

Started by Timless Timber, 28th July 2013 05:54 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,498

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2013 12:56 PM; by steven

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Fitter/Turner/Welder/Machinist/PSA - Work Required

Started by Metal Head, 26th July 2013 01:40 PM

accent, advance, assistant, aware, care, david, english, facilities, found, hears, hospitals/aged, job, live, melbourne, mentioned, message, north, personnal, position, profession, psa, replies, required, services, suburbs, thanking, thornbury, trade, trades, work

Replies: 2
Views: 2,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2013 10:36 AM; by clear out

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Editing thread title

Started by seanlark, 24th July 2013 03:36 AM

adapted, administrators, assist, bits, called, drill, drilling, e.g, editing, forum, helpful, lubricating, metal, original, replies, sean, search, sharpening, started, thread, title

Replies: 2
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2013 08:15 PM; by seanlark

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

is PAR a control freak.

Started by splirky, 1st July 2013 08:44 PM

approval, boat, builder, control, domain, freak, master, par, replied, replies, started, subject, thread

Replies: 3
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2013 05:27 PM; by nrb

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Visit to the doc

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2013 10:24 AM

carrot, celery, doc, doctor, ear, eating, feeling, mumbles, nostril, replies, stalks, stick, stuck, visit, visits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2013 03:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Obtaining a White Card - Construction Industry

Started by Metal Head, 14th April 2013 10:31 PM

advance, ago, benefits, brightest, card, cfmeu, cheaper, construction, cpccohs1001a, establishment, happy, industry, melbourne, noticed, obtain, obtained, obtaining, online, person, plan, recommend, replies, safely, school, teaching, thanking, thornbury, venue, white

Replies: 3
Views: 2,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2013 02:33 AM; by issatree

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tonsillectomy vs Circumcision

Started by MBM888, 14th April 2013 11:43 AM

afraid, born, breeze, buddy, circumcision, cream, day, gurneys, hospital, ice, jelly, kid, kids, leans, lots, luck, lying, operating, pre-op, replies, sleep, surgeries, theatre, tonsillectomy, tonsils, wake, walk, whoao, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 11:43 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

The outhouse out back

Started by MBM888, 15th March 2013 03:12 PM

beard, cracks, fiddling, fix, fixed, git, head, hole, hollers, hurts, kitchen, nuthin, out-, outhouse, proceeds, pull, replies, seat, starts, stick, stickin, sticks, stuck, toilet, wrong, yelling, yells, yur

Replies: 4
Views: 1,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2013 01:40 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

editing comments.

Started by jimbur, 18th February 2013 11:18 AM

ability, comments, edit, editing, moment, replies, suggestions, threads

Replies: 2
Views: 738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2013 11:46 AM; by jimbur

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Chess board finishing problem.

Started by Muz G, 22nd January 2013 05:16 PM

3mm, ash, beaut, bit, board, caressed, chess, cloth, disappointingly, edge, fingers, finishing, glass, lovingly, millionth, picture, pretty, problem, replies, smooth, squares, surface, timber, timbers, time, walnut, week, white, yellow, yellows

Replies: 8
Views: 2,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2013 11:19 PM; by tom42cook

Forum:
FINISHING

Structural engineer around Heidelberg, Melb?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd January 2013 08:30 PM

15mm, 1930s, 1970s, advice, appreciated, brick, cracking, engineer, engineers, era, fine, front, half, happening, heidelberg, hybrid, noticed, opinion, patched, read, renovateforum.com, replies, requests, solid, stop, thread, unanswered, walls, wide, widening

Replies: 0
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 08:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

A belated Christmas joke

Started by rtfarty, 30th December 2012 09:52 PM

belated, bells, carols, christmas, christmassy, die, englishman, eve, eventually, flicks, fumbles, gates, guy, guys, irishman, jingles, joke, keys, knickers, ladies, lighter, pair, pearly, peter, pockets, pulls, replies, represent, scotsman, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2012 09:52 PM; by rtfarty

Forum:
JOKES

Emotocons not coming over into text window

Started by Log, 23rd December 2012 12:13 AM

17.0.1, basic, box, cheers, click, coming, emotocon, emotocons, extended, firefox, line, list, post, preview, recent, replies, reply, running, sig, smiley, text, vista, widdows, window

Replies: 10
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2012 05:18 PM; by Humphrey9999

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

caught in the act

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2012 10:58 AM

act, answer, askes, beers, bit, bureaucracy, cash, caught, figured, guy, hand, mad, money, night, putting, reading, reminded, replies, shes, short, thread, tomorrow, wakes, wallet, wheelings, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2012 04:50 PM; by jw2170

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JOKES

Guaranteed to offend bank managers....

Started by MBM888, 12th November 2012 12:24 AM

$23.90, bank, blond, blonde, borrow, bother, business, car, checked, collateral, expect, found, guaranteed, happy, loan, managers, miss, nicely, offend, officer, park, puzzled, repays, replies, return, rolls, sydney, transaction, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2012 12:24 AM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Attending a lecture.

Started by RedShirtGuy, 29th October 2012 07:28 PM

2am, abuse, alcohol, attending, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replies, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2012 07:28 PM; by RedShirtGuy

Forum:
JOKES

Compliments

Started by MBM888, 26th October 2012 06:12 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2012 07:13 PM; by chambezio

Forum:
JOKES

Talented parrots

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:13 PM

aria, buy, calling, carmen, dollars, entire, expensive, god, hundred, impressive, les, maestro, miserables, parrot, parrots, pet, replies, shop, shopkeeper, sing, skills, talented, thousand, thousands, twenty, walks, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:13 PM; by MBM888

Forum:
JOKES

Batman

Started by fenderbelly, 4th October 2012 11:47 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2012 08:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Scottish nicknames

Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:51 PM

alarm, bad, believed, captain, chernobyl, clock, coat, complexion, continually, crop, derek, glasgow, guy, hands, hook, jannie, late, mid-eighties, nicknames, prove, replies, scared, scottish, sick, sightings, soapy, unconfirmed, washes, woodpecker, yeti

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2012 07:51 PM; by Grumpy John

Forum:
JOKES

Email notification to replies?

Started by Jonzjob, 17th September 2012 07:44 AM

email, notification, replied, replies, started, stickies, treads

Replies: 5
Views: 881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2012 04:52 AM; by Jonzjob

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Old Cedar Fascia Boards

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 25th July 2012 10:30 AM

advance, board, built, cedar, deck, delight, fascia, fences, forum, goodzilla, guttering, home, ideas, joins, laundry, lay, lurker, move, projects, read, recently, renovateforum.com, renovation, renovators, replaced, replies, started, steam, thread, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2012 10:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Two Irishmen

Started by fenderbelly, 17th July 2012 10:36 AM

admiring, beautiful, buying, catalogue, expensive, eyes, girl, girls, idea, irishman, irishmen, mail, models, pal, pats, price, receive, replies, shes, smiles, weeks, wide, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2012 10:36 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Horror Movie

Started by fenderbelly, 13th July 2012 09:50 AM

bloke, bu@@a, church, creepy, daft, enter, horror, husband, movie, music, organ, replies, suddenly, trap, video, watching, wedding, wife, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2012 05:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Mexican Restaurant

Started by fenderbelly, 13th May 2012 11:55 AM

angeles, arrives, born, check, cook, cooks, day, exasperated, faith, grape, gringos, hard, head, jews, los, mexican, mexico, orange, people, prune, realizing, replies, restaurant, returns, scattered, senor, sid, sitting, tomato, waiter

Replies: 2
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2012 04:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

A Rich Blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 7th May 2012 03:20 PM

anger, automatic, blond, blonde, bmw, buys, calls, car, day, dealer, drives, driving, fool, furiously, gears, idiot, luck, maam, move, night, perfectly, question, replies, rich, send, sport, stupid, technician, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2012 02:38 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Woodworker cnc machinery

Started by Piah, 27th April 2012 10:33 PM

based, business, cnc, compensate, crafter/wood, curved, designs, easy, effort, experience, extra, forward, generously, hunt, jobs, long-term, machinery, manufacturer, melbourne, projecst, qualified, relationship, replies, require, responses, router, time, wood, woodworker, worker

Replies: 4
Views: 2,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2012 09:09 PM; by paul_alx

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

German Chancellor

Started by fenderbelly, 4th April 2012 11:37 AM

airport, angela, arrives, athens, chancellor, control, days, german, immigration, merkel, nationality, occupation, officer, passport, replies

Replies: 7
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2012 12:31 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

No subscription notification

Started by Grumpy John, 11th April 2012 08:52 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

email, emailed, notification, notifications, posts, replies, reply, somenoe, subscribed, subscription, subsription, threads, yesterday

Replies: 80
Views: 7,799

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2012 09:57 PM; by ubeaut

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

A man walks into a bar...

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 08:14 PM

bar, bartender, beer, drinking, home, man, picture, pocket, replies, shirt, times, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 08:14 PM; by FenceFurniture

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JOKES

Cairns

Started by smidsy, 12th April 2012 06:55 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2012 08:08 PM; by smidsy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Airline Humor

Started by Barry_White, 11th April 2012 03:59 PM

airline, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, girls, grass, hmmm, horse, humor, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, power, qualified, question, replies, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 2
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2012 06:54 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

Empty Cage

Started by Rodgera, 16th March 2012 08:45 PM

answers, cage, empty, inside, keeper, mating, monkeys, peanuts, persists, replies, season, staring, visitor, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2012 08:45 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Cleaning/protecting piano before restoration

Started by Lucy2, 5th February 2012 12:00 PM

care, clean, cleaning or protecting, cleaning/protecting, coating, lucy, music, past, patina, piano, polish, professionally, protect, replies, restoration, studio, temporarily, tomorrow, tuned, week, worn, wreck

Replies: 10
Views: 1,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2012 12:08 AM; by Lucy2

Forum:
FINISHING

This will quack you up

Started by Grumpy John, 28th January 2012 10:14 PM

amazement, barman, beer, call, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, head, hell, job, live, newspaper, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, quack, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sandwiches, shakes, talks, tent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 10:14 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

The Government ransom

Started by BEKKY, 20th December 2011 04:18 PM

$10, average?”, car, collection.”, douse, fire, gallon.”, giving, government, jam, kidnapped, knocks, million, moving, on?”, petrol, ransom, replies, roll, senators, set, stuck, suddenly, taking, traffic, window, “about, “how, “terrorists, “what’s

Replies: 2
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2011 04:15 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Hi from Newbie Woodworker

Started by celticat, 21st November 2011 08:13 PM

articles, australian, bunbury, celticat, edges, feedback, filling, flat, forum, forward, grade, magazines, marine, newbie, perth, ply, plywood, preferably, price, produced, prohibitive, projects, purchased, replies, sanding, sawn, standard, w.a, woodsmith, woodworker

Replies: 4
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2011 07:46 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

bottle, car, charming, chauffeur, check, countryside, cow, daughter, driving, earth, farmer, gillard, gillards, god, grin, happened, julia, killed, love, malt, manner, meal, replies, road, slap-up, suddenly, touring, walks, whisky, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

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JOKES

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