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Can anyone suggest what to do?

Started by david.elliott, 5th July 2022 09:43 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

25kg, ago, assist, auction, aust, calls, choice, collected, company, contact, drop, due, emails, forum, freight, makers, nicaboo799, nick, organise, pattern, phone, plan, pms, post, suggest, suggestions, unable, vice, weeks, win

Replies: 20
Views: 5,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2023 03:54 PM; by NCArcher

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HELP! "I've fallen and can't get up."

Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans

Replies: 19
Views: 3,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2019 04:32 AM; by keithmart

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JOKES

Computer Security Scam

Started by smidsy, 14th May 2014 09:45 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

access, adaware, address, bank, calls, centre, cheers, claim, computer, day, destroy, fool, found, hung, months, net, passwords, proof, quoted, rash, remote, run, rung, scam, search, security, spybot, times, week, wondering

Replies: 33
Views: 5,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2014 01:28 PM; by Skew's_Girl

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pays to shop around

Started by Big Shed, 12th June 2014 06:19 PM

$100, $16.65mtr, $41.25, $6.30/mtr, $60, 6.5mtr, bar, bit, buy, calls, check, checked, company, couple, cut, easy, extra, gotta, happy, length, masfield, mtrs, pays, phone, price, round, saved, shop, stock, transport

Replies: 2
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2014 08:32 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

God Loves Drunk PeopleToo

Started by groverwa, 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM

300, ago, answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, calls, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guy, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, peopletoo, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2014 07:21 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Can't take it With You

Started by Carry Pine, 16th December 2013 08:01 AM

agrees, arm, arrange, bed, book, brought, bury, calls, check, coffin, death, die, dies, faithful, gates, gold, guy, happy, pavement, pearly, peter, possessions, prayers, priest, reluctantly, sells, servant, special, suitcase, tells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,236

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2013 08:01 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Phantom Mobile Calls

Started by smidsy, 8th November 2013 09:51 PM

2am, 3am, answer, basic, call, caller, calls, checked, cheers, flip, ignore, inactive, looked, missed, mobile, night, paul, phantom, phone, received, register, rings, samsung, screen, telstra, thursday, time, unknown, wednesay, week

Replies: 9
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2013 09:42 AM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Crow Joke

Started by KBs PensNmore, 19th September 2013 11:51 PM

calls, car, cars, close, crow, crows, discovered, feed, joke, killed, research, road, tree, truck, trucks, university

Replies: 3
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2013 05:57 PM; by A Duke

Forum:
JOKES

Phome Scam

Started by Chris Parks, 5th September 2013 06:57 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2013 02:11 PM; by smidsy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The donkey

Started by fenderbelly, 7th September 2013 11:08 AM

animal, argument, army, awaiting, bible, burial, bury, called, calls, captain, carcass, chaplain, continued, digging, disproved, donkey, level, looked, louder, minute, mule, mules, passing, privates, sergeant, shouted, shouting, walked, wrong, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2013 04:48 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

The Aldi Phone Prepay.

Started by issatree, 26th May 2013 02:38 AM

$30, aldi, alley, buy, calls, card, cents, cheaper, confirmed, connected, dropping, friend, heard, l/l, lady, land, line, minute, mob, p/p, phone, prepay, prob, rate, receive, ringing, sats, telstra, whisper, woop

Replies: 9
Views: 2,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 08:36 PM; by dabbler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not her flowers

Started by rrich, 28th March 2013 03:17 PM

argument, boy, calls, card, conversations, cube, customer, customers, day, ensues, florist, flowers, friend, ladies, liquid, love, lunch, mode, office, people, person, reading, reads, receptionist, screams, send, stays, window, witch, witchs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2013 03:17 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Cost of communication

Started by Bushmiller, 18th March 2013 08:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$200, $2500, ages, calls, city, communication, cost, country, discussion, elephant, enjoy, enjoyment, freaks, friends, internet, landline, living, mammoth, mobile, month, paul, provider, providers, range, results, sex, spend, takes, telstra, tusk

Replies: 15
Views: 2,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2013 05:51 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hello from Wisconsin, USA

Started by woodwzrd, 29th November 2012 06:13 AM

blank, blanks, burl, call, calls, casting, create, crushed, cutting, drill, executives, forward, game, gent, learning, psi, scott, shavings, shells, sieras, slimlines, started, stuff, tons, trade, usa, walnut, waste, wisconsin, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2012 06:08 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

My Shed Nightmare.

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th September 2012 09:00 AM

advised, arranged, arrived, call, calls, company, contact, correct, date, day, delivered, delivery, deposit, email, fabricator, local, materials, missing, phone, price, quoted, rang, return, shed, short, stage, story, supplied, weeks, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 2,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2012 09:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

Calls from India

Started by Bob Willson, 24th July 2012 02:12 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

based, beep, calling, calls, causing, computer, computers, connected, drops, errors, explain, giving, india, linux, machine, microsoft, pause, penny, producing, program, server, servers, sir, start, times, understand, windows, wrong, xxx

Replies: 30
Views: 4,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2012 04:06 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Rich Blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 7th May 2012 03:20 PM

anger, automatic, blond, blonde, bmw, buys, calls, car, day, dealer, drives, driving, fool, furiously, gears, idiot, luck, maam, move, night, perfectly, question, replies, rich, send, sport, stupid, technician, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2012 02:38 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Retirement Quiz

Started by Rodgera, 18th April 2012 07:35 PM

adult, advantage, answer, attic, basement, biggest, break, calls, classes, clean, coffee, cut, describe, garage, kids, miss, misses, parents, people, polite, question, quiz, retiree, retirees, retirement, slow, store, stuff, time, truth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2012 06:13 AM; by acmegridley

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JOKES

Tradesman did poor job, who to complain to??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th March 2012 06:50 PM

artifiacial, atrocious, benchtop, bsa, calls, complain, complaining, complex, contrast, fair, fixed, giving, granite, issue, job, join, kitchen, noticable, office, piece, poor, read, renovateforum.com, returning, sheet, slapped, start, thread, top, trading

Replies: 0
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2012 06:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Interest rates

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th February 2012 08:53 PM

adore, alan, australia, benefit, calling, calls, friands, harvey, hinges, major, mentioned, norman, overseas, rates, retail, store, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2012 02:38 PM; by damian

Forum:
JOKES

Best last joke for 2011

Started by munruben, 31st December 2011 09:16 AM

2011, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, crowd, drinks, erupts, famous, glee, guzzles, ham, house, joke, leaves, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, quaffs, rabbit, remember, time, toastie, toasties, walks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2012 07:47 AM; by jenno

Forum:
JOKES

Alternative to Varathane?

Started by garym, 12th November 2011 06:41 PM

alternative, approach, atelier, australia, base, bricoleur, building, cabernet, calls, cheers, chest, coats, coffre, crack, damn, finish, gary, mdf, medium, menuiserie, oil, prefer, pretty, rangement, reasonable, soya, storage, stray, unavailable, varathane

Replies: 3
Views: 5,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2011 07:18 PM; by Master Splinter

Forum:
FINISHING

Hello from North Carolina!

Started by rocfish13, 28th July 2011 10:39 PM

box, calls, carolina, carving, custom, experience, fish, forum, gday, half, hunt, joined, love, mate, north, turkey, wood

Replies: 12
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2011 08:39 PM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

How do you deal with those annoying phone calls from India?

Started by artme, 26th July 2011 08:16 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

#@&^%%, alss, annoying, calls, computeroooo, con, confirm, costly, curryd, deal, federal, fell, friend, india, inform, mate, mine, moment, phone, police, rsult, senior, simply, son, virus

Replies: 41
Views: 5,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2011 08:17 PM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

God loves a drunk too you know

Started by John Saxton, 16th March 2011 12:43 AM

300, answer, ashamed, bed, broke, calls, chance, cheers, dark, door, dressed, drunk, god, guys, helped, husband, loves, morning, people, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replied, reply, returns, slams, swing, told, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 08:59 PM; by Grommett

Forum:
JOKES

Yasi is a huge, dangerous cyclone

Started by Dengue, 1st February 2011 07:42 AM

12 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 12

advising, automatic, calls, coastal, cyclone, dangerous, data, distribution, division, evacuation, expected, huge, image, low, lying, messages, office, phone, processing, risk, satellite, sending, serious, services, size, sms, townsville, tropical, winds, yasi

Replies: 171
Views: 18,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2011 09:32 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New cheap mobile phone network provider

Started by munruben, 29th December 2010 03:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$100, account, amaysim, block;, calls, cents, changed, cheap, check, credit, fall, flag, giving, google, kid, land, left, lines, live, minute, mobile, mobiles, month, network, phone, provider, recharged, rolled, signal, vodafone

Replies: 17
Views: 3,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2011 02:12 PM; by munruben

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another "This can't be right"

Started by Grumpy John, 11th December 2010 08:00 AM

2007, answers, attorny, australian, bond, calls, cash, cashing, dear, deceased, director, foresight, funeral, glib, investment, kicker, meet, moment, mum, mums, person, power, rambling, retire, story, super, this cant be right, touch, trouble, unity

Replies: 8
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2010 05:55 PM; by johnc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sea Food Restraunt

Started by fenderbelly, 7th December 2010 10:09 AM

admits, aro-d, bloke, bludgeon, calls, chef, dishes, dishwasher, enormous, food, german, gervais, green, hairy, hans, huge, kill, kitchen, lip, mild, pin, restraunt, rolling, sea, sing, sir, squid, waiter, wields, worry

Replies: 6
Views: 1,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2010 06:07 AM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

And i thought I had a bad day!

Started by munruben, 5th December 2010 10:58 AM

999, bad, calls, day, police, snowman, stolen, thought, woman, youtube

Replies: 0
Views: 973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2010 10:58 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

A traveller calls in for dinner

Started by dai sensei, 8th November 2010 10:20 PM

2tsup, bavarian, bite, call, called, calls, cheers, cheesecake, commitment, dinner, driving, eat, fired, forumites, friends, julie, love, night, photo, pigging, prosy, quick, returning, robbo, rolleyesu, stay, strange, sydney, traveller, weekend

Replies: 4
Views: 2,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2010 09:47 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
EVENTS

Snake season 2010 - it's on again!!!

Started by TheSnakeman, 8th September 2010 11:50 AM

2010, bear, bite, calls, chances, cold, day, doubt, foot, furtehr, ground, melbourne, mind, night, nil, north, oct/dec, peak, people, ramped, reptiles, season, sightings, snake, snakebusters, snakes, tree, v-cold, virtually, week

Replies: 14
Views: 4,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2010 12:31 AM; by TheSnakeman

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Because I'm a man...

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2010 10:39 AM

2010, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, engineers, fine, hair, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, message, mother, public, service, sex, share, sports, survive, talk, thinking, understand, visit, wearing, women, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 01:43 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Clear satin finish for wooden bath??

Started by bloggs1968, 15th November 2007 10:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, bath, baths, calls, clear, client, finish, head, ideas, inside, issues, japanese, oilsunflower, phone, satin, scratching, temperature, water, wooden

Replies: 15
Views: 6,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2010 11:34 PM; by Manuka Jock

Forum:
FINISHING

Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

metho 100% IMS where in Brisbane?

Started by blackhole, 25th June 2010 01:33 PM

$23, 100%, 95%, bottle, brisbane, calls, dangerous, diggers, dozen, half, ims, links, list, looked, mail, melbourne, metho, north, placing, postage, product, shelf, site, store, stores, stuff, success, till, web, wikipedia

Replies: 3
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2010 07:11 PM; by blackhole

Forum:
FINISHING

Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

Hard to find a good draftsman

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th March 2010 02:30 PM

add, calls, cbd, cheers, direction, draftsman, elaborate, extra, hard, job, melbourne, phone, priced, read, recommended, renovateforum.com, returns, suggest, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2010 02:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Shouldn't be a joke, but it's still funny

Started by Ozkaban, 3rd March 2010 11:18 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

award, bit, burn, calls, candidate, car, cheers, darwin, dave, ditch, electrocuted, funny, guy, herald, joke, knocked, line, manages, marks, morning, mornings, power, process, relatives, relieves, salient, surely, sydney, unspecified, worst

Replies: 16
Views: 1,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2010 10:47 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

Advice - Cordless Phones

Started by Metal Head, 21st February 2010 09:21 PM

advice, appreciated, assistant, bought, breaking, calls, cheers, chocolate, cordless, head, impressed, metal, noise, panasonic, phones, previously, products, purchased, return, set, shop, specialist, teapot, telephone, type, uniden, unidens, voice, week, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2010 08:41 PM; by China

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Carpentry/building apprenticeship

Started by jasonburns, 18th February 2010 09:15 AM

applicants, apprentice, apprenticeship, bonus, boots, calls, capped, car/drivers, card, carpentry or building, carpentry/building, considered, drivers, email, green, hardworking, have/be;, keen, learn, license, note;, phone, reliable, require, resume, steel, ute

Replies: 4
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2010 03:50 AM; by Fritz20

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Hello

Started by arjudy, 1st January 2010 12:20 PM

bowls, calls, flatwork, forward, game, occasional, ohio, pen, pens, piece, swap

Replies: 3
Views: 730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 11:14 PM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Nick names

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2009 10:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, adore, allan, calculator, call, calls, count, hinges, names, nick, this.2tsup, wife

Replies: 33
Views: 2,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2009 05:19 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Not so smart.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2009 10:24 PM

$5.00, $500.00, allan, answer, avail, beaten, calls, curled, desperately, desperation, friends, handed, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, mind, mobile, pay, phone, play, pocket, proserpine, reached, sleep, smart, snooze, woke, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2009 11:31 AM; by robbo266317

Forum:
JOKES

Gidday all - from an old woman

Started by Hoods, 5th November 2009 10:02 AM

125mph, air, board, bottomless, bought, btw, calls, ecstasy, filthy, flying, forum, gidday, grr-ripper, guard, head, hubby, justified, luckily, makita, piggybank, pine, savaged, sawing, shoulder, started, table, told, total, trip, woman

Replies: 12
Views: 1,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Steel joists for a 4 x 4.5 deck

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th October 2009 06:20 PM

4.5, 400, 450, advice, appreciated, bearer, calls, central, centres, cleverwood, dave, deck, decking, headroom, issue, joist, joists, max, posts, read, renovateforum.com, rhs, size, span, steel, storage, supported, thread, walled, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2009 06:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

A rabbit walks into a pub

Started by wheelinround, 22nd October 2009 07:23 AM

answered, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

apprenticeship wanted

Started by theyoungster, 13th October 2009 09:01 PM

appreciated, apprentice, apprenticeship, bryce, calls, challenage, dying, gday, greatly, happy, hear, learn, life, living, lookin, move, muchly, nsw, real, skills, start, starting, taree, timber, time, trade, wanted, wide, woodys, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 09:11 PM; by theyoungster

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Do not call register

Started by ozwinner, 6th May 2007 10:10 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

call, calls, card, government, kickback, nuisance, phone, register, registering, stop, tass, vic, wild

Replies: 53
Views: 6,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 07:13 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Noahs Ark

Started by fenderbelly, 30th August 2009 11:28 PM

ark, boss, calls, carp, catch, ceiling, check, day, decks, fill, fish, floor, god, interrupts, multi-storey, nice, noah, noahs, perplexed, probs, replies, skies, slowly, specific, surely, tether, time, top, wall, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 01:28 AM; by masoth

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JOKES

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