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Christmas Joke

Started by Kidbee, 24th December 2012 06:32 AM

blame, christmas, claus, gardens, grandkids, hoe, joke, santa

Replies: 4
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2012 11:21 AM; by A Duke

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Oh great.

Started by Scott, 24th December 2011 10:41 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2011 07:57 AM; by Scott

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A Christmas Tale

Started by chambezio, 14th December 2011 11:07 PM

accidentally, angel, beautiful, broke, broom, christmas, cider, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, glass, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, pieces, santa, straw, tale, toys, tree, yanked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2011 05:18 PM; by Rodgera

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Santas test flight

Started by BEKKY, 18th December 2011 05:25 PM

carrying, checked, christmas, compass, engine, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, gonna, harness, hope, hopped, keith, lose, merry, passed, payload, ready, reindeer, santa, santas, seatbelt, shotgun, shoulder, sled, surprise, takeoff, test, winked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2011 05:25 PM; by BEKKY

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G'day y'all

Started by DemetersRest, 16th December 2011 06:04 PM

2tsup, business, care, coming, contribute, dad, forum, forward, friends, gday, grew, home, hoping, loitering, paid, perform, plans, router, santa, shed, skills, slowly, table, time, tool, toys, visit, weekend, workshops, yall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2011 08:06 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

It was a Christmas treat

Started by John Saxton, 29th January 2011 01:25 AM

bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hour, hours, jay, jays, left, louise, louises, mantel, morning, noticed, pantyhose, poor, santa, talking, treat, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 05:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Have a Good One

Started by MICKYG, 24th December 2010 09:13 PM

2010, 2tsup, bring, company, good, goodies, healthy, mike, pleasant, prosperous, santa, trust, wished, xmas

Replies: 2
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2010 06:05 AM; by Foo

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Hey All!

Started by PaullyK, 29th November 2010 12:08 PM

books, canada, carving, feel, finished, focus, foreman, free, furniture, government, hall, hey, jail, live, maintenance, ontario, paul, pics, post, primary, provincial, purchase, santa, started, tables, taught, wood, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2010 01:12 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Columbus

Started by Charleville, 12th November 2010 11:44 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2010 06:32 AM; by Dengue

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How to smoothen a cutting board

Started by sefnfot, 29th May 2010 04:44 PM

assumed, board, cabinet, coats, company, cutting, epoxy, fda, food, grade, hardware, hastings, monica, multi, plastics, plasticy, polyurithane, purchased, purpose, resin or epoxy, resins, santa, slide, smooth, smoothen, store;, told, top, unfinished, wood

Replies: 10
Views: 2,996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 07:51 AM; by The Bleeder

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FINISHING

A little Dhristmas Story

Started by Dennis Millard, 25th December 2009 09:07 AM

ancient, banging, bell, chimed, christmas, committing, copped, desk, dhristmas, door, fairy, fighting, head, huge, lights, merry, nose, piping, punch, rudolph, santa, santacide, stood, stop, story, study, thinking, tradition, tree, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2009 10:10 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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SANTA'S VISIT APPLICATION Last day.

Started by AUSSIE, 24th December 2009 08:44 AM

application, click, day, enlarge, quickoo, santa, santas, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2009 09:28 AM; by munruben

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

You've been expecting it

Started by Grumpy John, 18th December 2009 10:11 PM

claus, difference, expecting, hos, santa, stops, tiger, woods

Replies: 0
Views: 917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2009 10:11 PM; by Grumpy John

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What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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Dear Santa

Started by wheelinround, 9th December 2009 07:23 AM

bandsaw, christmas, dear, list, planner/thicknesser, quality, ray, router, santa, shed, time, top, triton, upgrade

Replies: 9
Views: 1,023

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2009 03:10 PM; by Woodwould

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read this please

Started by terry arnold, 4th December 2009 09:30 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, dead, fight, floor, freedom, home, honor, house, lay, life, night, nights, people, read, request, rolled, santa, silent, soldier, soldiers, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 09:45 PM; by RETIRED

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Poor Rudolph.

Started by rosewood, 1st December 2009 09:45 AM

auto, blind, bloke, browning, caa, capacity, christmas, clipboard, comment, emergency, engine, eye, guage, head, lap, load, merry, normal, poor, procedure, rudolph, santa, santas, shotgun, sleigh, surprise, surprised, takes, takoff.2tsup, test

Replies: 7
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 12:55 PM; by Gil Jones

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Waves Hello!

Started by amanda_wa, 8th January 2009 10:56 PM

add, amanda, arrived, band, bit, bits, chipped, drill, fear, forward, hates, intermittently, life, love, lurking, nice, paint, play, power, press, reasonable, santa, scroll, table, throw, throwing, tools, triton, waves, wood

Replies: 11
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 02:14 PM; by amanda_wa

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A touching story

Started by MICKYG, 22nd December 2008 02:20 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, friend, home, house, lay, life, merry, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, story, touching, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 6,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2008 09:44 AM; by wheelinround

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A Woodies Yarn

Naughty Santa

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2008 09:31 AM

baby, brother, lad, mum, naughty, note, replys, santa, send, sends

Replies: 1
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2008 09:24 AM; by Ozkaban

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It's Chrissie again

Started by Rodgera, 20th December 2008 11:06 AM

bells, borderline, busses, cars, chrissie, christmas, claus, coming, compulsive, cry, dementia, disorder, disoriented, fire, gonna, hear, hydrants, jingle, multiple, obsessive, paranoid, personality, pout, queens, roasting, santa, trees, trucks, walls, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2008 11:06 AM; by Rodgera

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Hey C'mon its Chrissie

Started by Rodgera, 19th December 2008 06:42 PM

19h;, abides, alphabetical, angels, bells, call, carol, chrissie, christmas, daddy, day, devices, hear, heard, hey, joy, listed, merry, metallic, names, night, offspring, period, real, santa, song, titles, tree, yuletide

Replies: 0
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 06:42 PM; by Rodgera

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A Xmas "story"

Started by gawdelpus, 17th December 2008 09:43 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, drank, dropped, eaten, elves, floor, found, frustration, hidden, hundreds, jug, kitchen, liquor, mice, rum, santa, shot, story, straw, toys, tree, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:39 AM; by rrich

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A special message

Started by keithvan, 14th December 2008 11:41 AM

australian, bedroom, carry, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, fight, floor, freedom, home, house, lay, life, message, night, people, rolled, santa, secure, silent, soldier, soldiers, special, voice, watch, whispered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2008 10:10 AM; by Bob38S

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The Devil made me do it!

Started by pugwash, 11th November 2008 09:00 PM

devil, devil-worshipper, dislexic, hear, santa, sold, soul

Replies: 9
Views: 1,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2008 04:44 PM; by fenderbelly

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Perfect

Started by nev25, 9th May 2008 01:36 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2008 01:36 AM; by nev25

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Aussie Christmas

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:36 PM

aussie, bright, christmas, christmas;, claus, dad, deck, eyes, flew, flung, gum, heat, kangaroos, left, loud, mum, night, opals, roos, round, santa, shorts, skin, sound, tank, tree, twas, twinkled, ute, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 08:37 PM; by againstthegrain

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Christmas with Louise

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th December 2007 10:29 AM

adult, bark, bottom, brother, buy, candidates, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, girl, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hours, louise, louises, morning, naked, noticed, panty, pantyhose, santa, shop, suddenly, talking, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 11:52 AM; by fenderbelly

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Santa

Started by nev25, 28th November 2007 11:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,105

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 11:25 PM; by nev25

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Santa again

Started by munruben, 25th November 2007 11:19 AM

halt, hollered, house, landed, outhouse, reindeer, santa, schmit, skidded, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 11:19 AM; by munruben

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Santa Suspended for Misogyny

Started by pawnhead, 23rd November 2007 08:18 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 08:18 AM; by pawnhead

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First Christmas joke for the year

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 10:19 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 12:40 PM; by Calm

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10 y.o. blues

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th October 2007 03:53 PM

bees, birds, blues, boy, bunny, bursting, confused, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, lad, laid, left, live, promise, santa, sobbed, son, speech, tears, tooth, wrong, y.o

Replies: 1
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 06:50 PM; by againstthegrain

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What's red, white, red, white, red, white?

Started by munruben, 27th August 2007 07:56 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 10:02 PM; by munruben

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42.....

Started by Iain, 8th January 2007 11:39 AM

age, cereal, choose, claus, driver, fall, fibre, food, forget, friends, growing, hair, health, hold, inside, jogging, learned, licence, mandatory;, middle, money, optional, pants, piddling, preservatives, santa, success, time, toy, truths

Replies: 4
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 08:17 PM; by echnidna

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Seasons Greetings all around

Started by MICKYG, 25th December 2006 08:31 AM

364, bed, blokes, company, day, days, donate, enjoy, enjoyable, event, fabulous, forum, health, honoured, informed, job, keeping, mention, mike;, morning, pool, prizes, providers, santa, seasons, special, spirit, support, trust, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2006 08:31 AM; by MICKYG

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Santas House.

Started by ozwinner, 24th December 2006 04:33 PM

car, clean, council, derelict, house, lives, moved, note, photo, santa, santas, yard

Replies: 7
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2006 09:56 PM; by JDarvall

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Thanks and all the very best

Started by macca2, 24th December 2006 09:07 PM

advice, bring, cheers, fellow, happy, macca, merry, p.s, properous, santa, tools, woodies, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2006 09:07 PM; by macca2

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Christmas with Louise

Started by Groggy, 14th December 2005 05:20 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, house, inflatable, left, louise, louises, love, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, santa, talking

Replies: 8
Views: 2,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:56 PM; by scooter

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Santas Flight

Started by JDub, 21st December 2006 11:18 AM

ahead, belt, carrying, check, checked, compass, ear, engine, enormous, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, harness, hopped, leaned, payload, ready, reindeer, ride, santa, santas, seat, shotgun, shoulder, sled, sleds, surprise, takeoff, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 04:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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The Angel on top of the Christmas Tree

Started by Wood Butcher, 7th December 2006 08:38 PM

ailing, angel, bottle, broke, capuccino, chaser, christmas, coffee, cupboard, door, dropped, elves, fat, found, frustration, hacked, hit, holding, house, hump, left, pot, reindeer, santa, settled, top, totally, toys, tree, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 03:43 PM; by Rodgera

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Santa Claus Kidnapped. Pay Ransom And Save Christmas

Started by Guy, 6th December 2006 10:27 PM

bids, christmas, claus, ebay, kidnapped, pay, ransom, santa, save, someine, xmas

Replies: 4
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2006 11:36 AM; by adrian

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He has finally come out into the open

Started by Gra, 4th December 2006 09:03 PM

cracked, desk, finally, found, lawers, open, santa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2006 09:17 PM; by Wood Butcher

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Have You Written To Santa Yet?

Started by echnidna, 20th November 2006 07:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 17
Views: 2,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2006 09:12 PM; by bennylaird

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The birds and the bees

Started by Wood Butcher, 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM

age, bees, birds, bunny, bursting, confused, dad, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, hit, johnny, johnnys, left, live, santa, sex, sobbed, speech, tears, tooth, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 08:30 AM; by Wood Butcher

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Is there really a Santa ???

Started by lesmeyer, 22nd December 2005 10:59 PM

000, 300, 353, 650, 91.8, assuming, child, children, chimney, christmas, comparison, conventional, counting, earth, flying, hours, household, miles, million, pounds, pull, purposes, reindeer, santa, sleigh, species, stops, times, tons, weight

Replies: 12
Views: 2,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2005 04:53 PM; by echnidna

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Sling Shot Santa (Game)

Started by joez, 22nd December 2005 03:21 PM

16833, game, joe, managed, santa, shot, sling, xmas

Replies: 14
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 11:19 PM; by ele__13

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Santa's Bad Day

Started by Groggy, 22nd December 2005 10:34 AM

accidentally, angel, apple, bad, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cup, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustration, hidden, house, hundreds, irritable, liquor, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, toys, tree

Replies: 1
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2005 01:39 PM; by Iain

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Fellow Woodies

Started by MICKYG, 17th December 2005 07:55 PM

behalf, break, brings, drive, driving, fantastic, fellow, forums, friends, healthy, hope, hullo, merry, mike.d, operating, opportunity, plane, prosperous, resource, router, safely, santa, special, table, team, ubeaut, woodie, woodies, woodwork, xmas

Replies: 2
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 09:22 PM; by Greg Q

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A hearwarming Christmas Story

Started by craigb, 14th December 2005 11:16 AM

beat, beats, breaking, character, chatting, christmas, claus, clue, department, eyes, fingers, germany, glint, head, hearwarming, home, identities, minute, passengers, police, protect, santa, searching, shoppers, stefan, stettler, story, stressed-out, time, wiesbaden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2005 02:49 PM; by Clinton1

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