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It's moments like these ...

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd January 2009 05:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

approaching, avalanche, bloomin, buttons, chap, chook, corner, cyclist, day, eye, front, home, inside, madman, moments, parked, pass, passing, past, pedalled, ride, riding, seat, shirt, stage, start, suddenly, terminus, tram, wry

Replies: 34
Views: 27,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2015 07:58 PM; by mark david

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

How Truthful is this.

Started by issatree, 8th May 2014 05:27 PM

answered, badly, blast, blew, burnt, chap, charged, died, email, fairdinkum, hand, hoax, mobile, phone, photos, power, question, truthful

Replies: 8
Views: 1,685

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2014 09:51 AM; by NCArcher

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Saw. Last for 2013.

Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM

2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2013 05:33 PM; by issatree

Forum:
JOKES

The spot

Started by fenderbelly, 10th September 2013 11:38 AM

anthrup, astonishing, audience, chap, closer, dear, disappeared, discovery, door, fenuberry, finally, forward, hat, hero, hold, lake, left, medical, nature, patient, peered, professor, scene, size, spot, studied, time, trilbey, week, whirled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 09:35 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The Desert.

Started by issatree, 15th February 2013 04:17 AM

amazed, boss, chap, cut, desert, experience, firm, forest, job, logging, sahara, speed, told, tree, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2013 04:17 AM; by issatree

Forum:
JOKES

The Saw ?.

Started by issatree, 14th February 2013 01:56 AM

120, bought, chainsaw, chap, cut, day, days, dealer, disgruntled, machinery, noise, starts, store, takes, told, trees, wood, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2013 07:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

This maybe of Help ?

Started by issatree, 18th April 2012 11:01 AM

$9.90, 2.4, 283000ks, 375, a/c, absolutely, ace, auto, cargo, chap, copper, cup, filings, fill, gas, litres, metallic, motor, multi, perfection, recently, repco, seal-up, sealing, stopping, stuff, toyota, trip, van, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2012 01:38 PM; by Woodwould

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Small Problem I have ?.

Started by issatree, 21st March 2012 01:52 AM

$17, 2002, add, battery, bought, buy, changed, chap, condition, died, ebay, finding, forgot, guessing, gumtree, h3850, ipaq, kong, lady, low, luck, nsw, phoned, pocket, price, problem, size, small, trouble, usa

Replies: 11
Views: 1,911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2012 09:37 AM; by issatree

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gorilla on the Roof - Plan "B"

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 03:54 PM

12-gauge, approach, attack, baseball, bat, chap, chiwawa, climb, dog, elderly, explained, gorilla, ground, handcuffs, handed, hits, home, house, knock, ladder, lowered, plan, private, protect, roof, shotgun, specially, trained, truck, zoo

Replies: 2
Views: 2,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:52 PM; by Ian Smith

Forum:
JOKES

That Dash TV.

Started by issatree, 11th July 2010 09:00 PM

$1500, 13yrs, 19in, 5yrs, chap, compasitor, cost, dash, enlighten, f/s, fixed, flat, funny, hdd, home, inverter, issatree, labour, late, market, mon, newish, screen, set, test, toaster, toshiba, warranty, wondering, zilch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2010 09:00 PM; by issatree

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Footballer's woes.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2009 06:46 PM

ago, allan, arrived, ball, chap, circumstances, distraught, final, football, footballer, footballers, forward, front, gates, goal, grand, kicked, marked, minute, pearly, peter, play, replied, rules, slipped, team, ten, top, win, woes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2009 06:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Emergency Exits

Started by Bluegum, 18th June 2009 08:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 10:59 PM; by ian

Forum:
SAFETY

New use for potatoes

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd December 2008 08:31 AM

,saw, ,similar, beach, birds, bloke, build, chap, coming, day, front, leaving, mate, potato, potatoes, putting, similar, sitting, spedos, tip, tomorrow, trick, twins, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2008 10:45 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

The bank robber.

Started by issatree, 12th August 2008 08:56 PM

bag, balaclava, bank, chap, counter, dead, husband, lady, left, money, pulls, rob, robber, shoots, stands, street

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 08:56 PM; by issatree

Forum:
JOKES

Bus driver joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th August 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bus, chap, church, congregation, driver, front, joke, minister, move, people, replied, row, sat, seats, sermon, sitting, spurned, stranger, surprised, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:26 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Holiday woes

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th June 2008 10:01 PM

allan, annual, bloke, boss, chap, clicks, holiday, holidays, married, mouse, replied, returning, spoil, teach, weeks, woes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2008 10:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Raze or Renovate?

Started by belter, 13th May 2008 10:59 PM

approval, bits, block, building, building/renovating, buying, chap, components, council, delivered, dwelling, grateful, guide, house, land, maze, pieces, rang, raze, renovate, self-sustainability, set-up, soil, sort, steps, sub-contractors, surveyor, test, trouble, width

Replies: 3
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 02:32 PM; by SilentButDeadly

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Nasty taste in the mouth.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd March 2008 09:41 AM

allan, arrival, calendar, chap, dental, dentures, fitted, forgotten, guest, haste, left, loose, luckily, months, mouth, nasty, pocket, produced, reached, replied, rotarian, rotary, set, shirt, speaker, stole, taste, technician, teeth, undertaker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 10:25 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

New look.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th January 2008 09:53 PM

allan, bid, calendar, chap, deprived, doctor, fat, guy, hat, head, hey, huge, incorrect, informed, met, months, operation, pleased, recognised, result, slim, stole, street, suppose, term, tie, ugly, walking, wear, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 09:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Cellmate

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th December 2007 10:23 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 05:53 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Some problem with the "welding" forum?

Started by 009jim, 2nd December 2007 06:28 PM

appears, attempt, chap, chaps, copying, editing, eventually, forum, likewise, message, posting, private, problem, raising, real, received, rejected, respond, sub-forum, succeeded, test, text, thread, topic, unable, welding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2007 09:06 PM; by 009jim

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 2,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Looking for Floor Sanding and Sealing in Perth

Started by Damon_11, 13th October 2007 01:27 AM

$200, beer, bit, buffing, chap, complete, cost, damon, equipment, experienced, floor, german, gloss, guys, hire, hour, job, kingsley, materials, message, money, perth, price, reccomended, sanding, sealing, spoke, steep, stuff, wary

Replies: 0
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 01:27 AM; by Damon_11

Forum:
FLOORING

Married women

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 11:31 PM

allan, bride, chap, darling, dying, honeymoon, hope, love, married, replied, returned, time, weakness, women, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Marriage proposal

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 10:37 AM

ago, allan, bashful, chap, dance, dances, days, dying, hope, marriage, married, marry, met, proposal, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:54 AM; by Capt. Zero

Forum:
JOKES

Scuba diver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, behold, bloke, chap, depth, diver, diving, drowning, dying, gear, grabbed, hope, looked, metres, nearby, notepad, pen, pulled, quickly, scuba, slimline, time, waterproof, worried, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:06 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

New driver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM

$100, account, allan, change, chap, control, dark, driver, driving, dying, fright, hearse, hope, lost, mate, night, note, passenger, replied, scare, seat, street, tapped, taxi, taxis, time, twenty, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Extended lunch hour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th August 2007 06:07 PM

agreed, allan, baby, boy, break, calm, chap, david, dunno, dying, elated, employee, expecting, extended, girl, gotta, hope, hour, lunch, months, naturally, now.2tsup, readily, replied, smiles, time, wait, wife, wonderfully, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 10:46 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

A born loser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 09:01 PM

allan, bloke, born, burly, car, chap, cyclist, decided, determined, drink, drive, dying, found, glass, home, hope, life, loser, motor, pinched, poison, pub, sat, scoffed, skittled, stolen, tears, time, walking, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:32 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Give me a push

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM

allan, bedroom, bit, bride, chap, couple, distraught, door, dying, harsh, helped, honeymooning, hope, hurt, husband, knock, mate, motel, night, playground, push, replied, returning, settled, swing, time, trouble, voice, worried, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 03:40 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Painful Moments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM

allan, bent, broken, caught, chain, chap, comparing, dying, evening, gee, hope, horse, moment, moments, painful, possessions, prized, rabbit, ran, replied, responded, setting, stood, time, timers, toe, trap, traps, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 10:37 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Regular as clockwork.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 06:42 PM

5.00am, 6.00am, 7.00am, allan, answered, bladder, bowels, chap, checkup, clockwork, doctor, dying, exclaimed, fine, hope, morning, regular, replied, time, wake, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 02:30 PM; by sea dragon

Forum:
JOKES

orders from LV

Started by John Saxton, 12th July 2007 04:03 PM

ability, auspices, boo-boo, chap, cheers, company, concerned, deliver, doubt, e-mail, encountered, expensive, express, generated, happen, kudos, mail, mistakes, nature.i, orders, package, post, produce, product, rate, remained, surprise, time, volume, web-sites

Replies: 14
Views: 2,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 01:03 AM; by Lumber Bunker

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Peace Poem

Started by Harry II, 23rd July 2006 12:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affairs, ambrose, bierce.”, chap, cheating, crap”, does.”, fellow, fence, fighting.”, happier, international, load, mojo, peace, period, periods, pick, poem, sit, start, will”, yank.”, “if, “im, “nah, “observant, “peace, “two?”, “yup

Replies: 16
Views: 2,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2006 12:09 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Ceiling Paint - Pink to white

Started by notrot, 18th September 2005 09:26 PM

advance, afternoon, aparently, bits, bunnings, buy, cceiling, ceiling, chap, commited, conventional, fantastic, finish, fries, hwat, notices, paint, painted, paul, pink, spent, white

Replies: 12
Views: 10,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2006 08:03 PM; by versetcat

Forum:
PAINTING

mdf/custom wood

Started by looney, 29th May 2006 05:39 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bloke, brain, broadcast, buy, cabinet, chap, chemical, customwood, cut, firm, fool, hired, investigating, links, maker, mate, mdf, mdf or custom, mdf/custom, reasons, renovator, safety, stuff, told, top, tumor, wood, worker

Replies: 41
Views: 10,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2006 01:33 AM; by HJ0

Forum:
SAFETY

Aluminium Windows

Started by spartan, 28th May 2006 12:27 AM

aluminium, bbq, chap, colour, company, cost, doors, explaining, goldie/bronze, heard, home, recently, replace, restoring, windows

Replies: 3
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2006 10:55 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Poll: Buildalong threads

Started by CameronPotter, 16th March 2006 09:27 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

basically, bit, board, buildalong, buildalongs, cam, chance, chap, collected, examples, excellent, failed, favour, favourite, feedback, gauge, helpful, lass, learn, page, person, projects, read, separate, site, sites, spectacularly, thread, threads, writing

Replies: 18
Views: 2,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2006 06:31 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
POLLS

Oh, Fickle Fortune!

Started by silentC, 10th January 2006 10:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

age, building, built, cairns, chap, consulted, council, dear, discuss, fickle, fortune, frame, gods, half, inspection, inspector, job, mocking, moved, mustve, nerve, paying, rang, relationship, retired, run, told, wonderful

Replies: 17
Views: 2,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 08:41 AM; by silentC

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tell me it's a joke...

Started by silentC, 27th June 2005 01:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloke, blunt, bound, chap, feel, honour, joke, kilts, mad, nearest, object, pics, scots, skirt, slay, talk, wearing, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 3,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 05:20 PM; by Iain

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lee valley Testing

Started by Paul O'H. Ingersoll Canad, 13th May 2005 05:49 AM

cataloque, chap, coming, day, gardening, imagine, item, lee, paul, product, test, testing, thay, valley

Replies: 3
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2005 11:02 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

this one's the "pits"

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:13 PM

approached, armpit, asked;, ballerina, bar, bartender, business, buy, calling, chap, counter, drink, drunk, hairy, huge, lady, leg, lift, money, patrons, people, pits, replied;, revealing, said;, silent, sitting, slapped, wearing, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:13 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Supernatural Experience on outskirts of Melbourne

Started by Wood Borer, 30th August 2004 10:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

again”, apparently, approached, arrived, bow, cautiously, chap, don’t, driving, ensures, experience, greeted, happened, held, incredible, inspector, melbourne, mernda, morals, night, outskirts, people, plenty, references, sale, status, suggest, supernatural, temple, tie

Replies: 17
Views: 4,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 10:38 AM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Traditions

Started by silentC, 2nd April 2004 12:08 AM

aback, bought, chap, chaps, continue, day, declared, dismay, drank, drink, friday, friends, home, months, passed, pint, pints, promised, pub, quickly, remaining, rolled, sat, staggering, table, terrible, tradition, traditions, upset, usual

Replies: 7
Views: 2,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2004 03:41 PM; by Charles Castle

Forum:
JOKES

Veranda Posts

Started by Kevin2003, 25th March 2004 12:15 AM

appreciated, building, chap, cheers, cost, feedback, house, installation, kevin, mine, opt, option, oregon, other’s, painted, passed, pine, posts, rear, recommended, relative, split, suggested, tendency, timber, treated, veranda, yard, yard/builders

Replies: 6
Views: 3,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2004 11:19 AM; by Kevin2003

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

One for the older readers

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:09 PM

age, beautiful, calls, carefully, chap, deep, faint, feet, fella, frame, frog, hobbling, kiss, minutes, older, picks, pocket, princess, readers, replies, street, suddenly, talking, tiny, totters, voice, walking, wicked, zimma

Replies: 0
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:09 PM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

Two Wishes

Started by Iain, 11th October 2000 04:03 PM

appears, bollinger, champagne, chap, cold, desert, fairy, godmother, grants, hard, heard, ice, island, leave, mother, poof, request, scene, standing, stranded, theresa, ubiquitous, understanding, wishes, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2000 04:03 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

The Army (2)

Started by Iain, 17th September 2000 03:42 PM

answer, army, arrives, broad, called, chap, conscientous, date, desk, duty, equestrian, grounds, horse, lady, mess, national, objector, officer, pass, perform, prove, quaker, reason, replies, sergeant, service, talk, thee, usa, velocopede

Replies: 2
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2000 12:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
JOKES

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