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Flawless MALE LOGIC.

Started by KBs PensNmore, 29th November 2014 08:40 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2014 10:53 PM; by Stewie D

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MALE V FEMALE AT THE ATM

Started by Stewie D, 1st December 2014 03:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2014 03:25 PM; by Stewie D

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G'Day All from Newby in Melb

Started by BeeFus, 9th October 2013 09:14 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2013 10:54 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Rules Women should follow

Started by _fly_, 10th October 2013 01:37 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2013 03:51 PM; by rrich

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Dodgy memory of Australian comedy set in a garage

Started by Trent The Thief, 16th September 2013 05:01 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,834

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2013 08:44 PM; by Trent The Thief

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Power points, and power leads.... aaarrrgh!!!

Started by artme, 28th August 2013 06:19 PM

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Replies: 12
Views: 2,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2013 09:52 AM; by maggs

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Weather report

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th July 2013 06:16 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2013 06:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Emergency Services

Started by _fly_, 2nd June 2013 10:52 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2013 05:07 PM; by Rodgera

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G'day from WA

Started by Finn562, 8th October 2012 05:03 AM

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Replies: 8
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2012 03:14 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

'Daddy, how was I born?'

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:48 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:48 PM; by MBM888

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Accepting Authority

Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2012 08:49 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2012 05:14 PM; by BEKKY

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Another newby...

Started by sylvan, 23rd July 2011 05:59 PM

ball, bit, business, cabinet/furniture, daunting, dominated, female, finding, furniture, idea, industry.rolleyes, maker, male, newby, rolling, secondary, start, suggestions, teacher

Replies: 11
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2011 08:13 PM; by Scribbly Gum

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hello all !

Started by crackers, 27th July 2011 02:03 PM

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Replies: 11
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2011 06:36 PM; by Majed

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Grin and Bear it.

Started by bullfright, 20th April 2011 05:14 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2011 08:39 PM; by Rodgera

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yo its luckduck32167

Started by luckduck32167, 27th March 2011 11:26 AM

age, boxhill, browsing, cabinetmaker, campus, chinese, elgar, fantastic, fettling, forum, gaming, handplanes, hobbies, internet, job, luckduck, luckduck32167, male, mass, nationality, production, sex, tafe

Replies: 7
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2011 01:16 PM; by Grommett

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Surprise visitor at my back door

Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd January 2011 06:21 PM

afternoon, door, drink, feed, food, hungry, king, looked, male, parrot, surprise, visitor

Replies: 4
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2011 07:07 PM; by Poppa

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Strange.

Started by Scott, 19th June 2010 07:03 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2010 05:26 PM; by cultana

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Parrot Dilemma

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2010 02:10 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:10 PM; by John Saxton

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Looking for plug for old cast I/O

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th November 2009 01:30 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2009 01:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

John Guest Fittings in Adelaide

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th October 2009 10:10 AM

1/2, 1/4, adelaide, bsp, fit, fitting, fittings, guest, john, male, push, read, renovateforum.com, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 2,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 10:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Am I an idiot ?

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th September 2009 10:32 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

boy, boyfriend, cost, daughter, decided, digress, drivers, driving, encouraged, flee, furniture, hire, holiday, home, house, idiot, license, male, money, mummy, night, pack, rise, saturday, slug, stay, stuff, time, truck, week

Replies: 48
Views: 5,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 08:18 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Solvent-Joining of very-tight-fitting PVC?...

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 8th September 2009 06:30 PM

50mm, attached, batpig, belt-sander, bits, diameters, elbows, enable, fire, frog-flaps, gentle, going-over, joining, male, mega-tight-fitting, moulah, puddle-flange, pvc, question, read, reduce, reducer, renovateforum.com, square, squeeze, thread, thumbnails, tight, time, waste-pipe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 06:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Change mains power sockets

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th August 2009 05:50 PM

appliance, appliances, bit, board, change, eliminate, female, fetched, fit, fits, fitting, handle, idea, inside, larger, leads, mains, male, overloading, piggy, plug, power, powerboard, read, rj45, sink, socket, sockets, swim, wire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2009 05:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Penguins

Started by watson, 23rd June 2009 11:20 PM

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Replies: 10
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2009 12:21 AM; by watson

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what sort of cable and bnc connectors to use for cctv?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th June 2009 11:20 PM

antennas, bnc, cable, cctv, coaxial, confused, connector, connectors, hell, house, male, normal, ohm, read, renovateforum.com, setting, sort, system, thread, type, types

Replies: 0
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 11:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

G'Day From Leicester, UK!

Started by Staichey, 27th May 2009 12:10 AM

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Replies: 4
Views: 965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 05:26 AM; by Ad de Crom

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Few Funnies for the Day

Started by Shrek3, 21st April 2009 10:12 PM

angel, balding, bright, bushes, crap, curiosity, day, emerged, female, fifteen, funnies, grinning, grins, guy, head, hold, life, male, minutes, pigeon, sending, soldier, statue, statues, time, walks, wide, widely, winking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 10:12 PM; by Shrek3

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Connecting Generator to House

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th April 2009 11:40 PM

allowing, board, connection, cowboys, electrical, frowned, generator, house, involve, involved, jump, lead, licensed, male, plug, power, proper, properly, read, renovateforum.com, rest, run, setting, sort, sparkie, suggestion, thread, throat, till, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 11:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Drive through ATMs

Started by munruben, 26th March 2009 10:19 AM

amount, atms, attempt, brake, cancel, car, card, cash, checkbook, customers, drive, enter, hand, handbag, insert, inside, locate, machine, male, parking, pin, procedure, procedures, re-enter, receipt, required, retrieve, reverse, window, withdraw

Replies: 8
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2009 02:12 PM; by bobsreturn2003

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Brain exchange

Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2009 06:35 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, brain, brains, contact, control, doctor, entire, exchange, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, news, price, pricing, procedure, question, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, unable, women

Replies: 0
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 06:35 PM; by Rodgera

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The bare truth

Started by AlexS, 26th January 2009 10:23 PM

bare, bear, bears, berry, czech, czechoslovakian, family, female, friend, grabbed, high-powered, lawyer, local, looked, male, mercedes, morning, nearest, plagued, raced, ran, replied, rifle, sheriff, summer, time, told, town, truth, visions

Replies: 3
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2009 11:48 AM; by MICKYG

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Green hands ready for shaping

Started by aussie4x4, 28th December 2008 10:34 AM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2008 01:16 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

fair price

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Electricity to the shed

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

cord, easily, electrician, electricity, extension, external, fit, hope, install, makes, male, metal, posible, power, powerpoints, provide, sense, shed, waterproof, wiring, wondering, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Joining brass male to brass female flared connector

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 2,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Merbau decking questions - nails/staining & sanding!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 2,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

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Correct profession

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2008 09:00 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2008 06:28 PM; by Gra

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unexpected payment

Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 01:50 AM

anticipation, bag, bill, clerk, cloth, costs, dress, expectation, fabric, fine, girl, grandpa, held, male, material, measured, nice, pay, payment, pretty, quickly, smiled, spots, standing, store, teasingly, ten, unexpected, wrapped, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 01:50 AM; by Rodgera

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On Behalf of the females

Started by wheelinround, 6th June 2008 06:55 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 08:04 PM; by RufflyRustic

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Warning to all beer drinking men

Started by fenderbelly, 5th June 2008 11:38 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 11:20 PM; by Tonyz

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Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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Considerate Male ??

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 09:27 AM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 10:11 AM; by wheelinround

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Hospital Chart Bloopers

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th May 2008 07:29 AM

1993, alert, alive, anorexia, appearing, appears, bloopers, breakfast, chart, constantly, crying, day, decrepit, depressed, discharge, forgetful, healthy, hospital, left, lunch, male, mentally, numb, patient, permission, status, tearful, toes, waffles, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 07:29 AM; by Barry Hicks

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More cryptics think woodworking.

Started by munruben, 10th April 2008 06:09 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 09:33 AM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Ten more Cryptic words.

Started by munruben, 9th April 2008 08:37 AM

birds, chaos, coil, common, concealed, cryptic, divergent, ella, fireplace, fund, gen, heating, history, hunting, male, meant, person, region, reserve, solve, sovereign, spine, startled, sun-bronzed, thankless, time, treachery, words

Replies: 8
Views: 1,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 07:14 PM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Silkworms

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:36 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 978

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 08:24 PM; by Calm

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Supermarket shopping

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st March 2008 02:39 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:50 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Men in Danger

Started by Sturdee, 30th March 2008 11:03 AM

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Replies: 7
Views: 2,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 12:09 PM; by Buzzer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How do you tell?

Started by Ian Smith, 7th March 2008 11:13 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

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Replies: 16
Views: 3,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 02:44 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

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