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New store selling husbands (and wives)

Started by Stewie D, 23rd March 2014 08:45 AM

beer, choose, continues, drop-dead, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, husbands, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, selling, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, stay, store, streak, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2014 09:11 AM; by Old farmer

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We're So Advanced

Started by pmcgee, 23rd January 2014 05:16 AM

1452-1519, 1525, advanced, amazing, book, dem, der, geometry, guess, illustrations, leonardo, maths, messung, mit, nürnberg, paul, published, reads, richtscheyt”, spiral, staircase, stick, surprised, table, text, threads, views, vinci, zirckel, “underweysung

Replies: 2
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2014 06:45 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not her flowers

Started by rrich, 28th March 2013 03:17 PM

argument, boy, calls, card, conversations, cube, customer, customers, day, ensues, florist, flowers, friend, ladies, liquid, love, lunch, mode, office, people, person, reading, reads, receptionist, screams, send, stays, window, witch, witchs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2013 03:17 PM; by rrich

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Prissy Shrieks of Fear and Loathing

Started by Scott, 8th October 2012 07:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alan, audience;, discuss, dumb, favourite, fear, hed, jones, loathing, microphone, prissy, read, reads, return, shrieks

Replies: 21
Views: 2,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2012 06:29 PM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Plubber Lubbers

Started by Ian Smith, 3rd October 2012 10:23 AM

blurred, brings, brisbane, bus, daisy, dictionary, distance, eggs, everytime, folks, forgot, glass, heart, lots, lubbers, moving, pass, plubber, reads, road, share, shot, site, smile, swmbo, town, translate, window, yesterday, zoom

Replies: 1
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 09:32 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It pays to advertise

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:48 PM

$100, advertise, answers, cup, door, drives, facing, follow, francis, habit, highway, house, led, lot, miles, nun, parking, passages, pays, peace, prostitution, reads, screwed, serves, sign, signs, sinner, sisters, son, winding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2012 11:48 PM; by Breslauer

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This will quack you up

Started by Grumpy John, 28th January 2012 10:14 PM

amazement, barman, beer, call, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, head, hell, job, live, newspaper, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, quack, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sandwiches, shakes, talks, tent

Replies: 0
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 10:14 PM; by Grumpy John

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Your money at work?

Started by jimbur, 6th January 2012 08:15 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advertising, age, article, attention, bank, banks, branches, cheers, clients, consultants, customers, digital, displays, expense, experience, fantasy, improve, jim, money, morning, music, nab, practice, purely, read, reads, scent, time, trip, work

Replies: 20
Views: 2,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2012 10:13 AM; by damian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WARNING about driving unregistered in NSW

Started by crowie, 2nd June 2011 07:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1500, base, cameras, car, cars, checks, cross, data, driving, fancy, fine, nsw, penrith, police, reads, registered, rego, rta, special, suburbs, tonight, unregistered, vehicle, warning, western

Replies: 29
Views: 4,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2011 06:12 PM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Husband Store

Started by bookend, 13th March 2010 11:04 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, exists, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, jobs, kids, love, reads, romantic, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, solely, stand, stay, store, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2010 09:14 AM; by Gingermick

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Another Newbie

Started by xr6t, 9th December 2009 08:14 PM

access, beginners, couple, daunting, dealed, debt, decided, forever, forum, found, frum, hobart, information, invaluable, late, learning, machining, metal, newbie, past, plunge, pointers, process, reads, response, running, set, sm-0920v, tafe, weeks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2009 11:55 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Dulux One Coat

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 8th October 2009 08:00 PM

coat, dulux, read, reads, renovateforum.com, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 08:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Sulky DVD player

Started by Daddles, 16th June 2009 10:54 PM

ago, blamed, buy, clean, cleaning, con, condition, defaulting, disc, dropped, dvd, eventually, imagine, kits, lens, loading, moment, muck, naturally, options, player, reads, recognise, richard, shops, sitting, sulky, tonight, uncomfortably, yonks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2009 01:20 AM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

need [desperatly want] to change my loging and screen name

Started by Spanner69, 3rd February 2009 10:52 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 07:39 AM; by RETIRED

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

my name says it all

Started by givupcont, 29th January 2009 12:39 PM

,if, bthe, callimg, dumbo, gyprocking, harrassment, helped, illiterate, language, post, questions, read, reads, rude, thread, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2009 10:51 AM; by Steve Fryar

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spotted Gum Engineered flooring

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th January 2009 07:50 PM

100, buy, details, edit, engineered, flooring, forums, gum, msq, read, reads, renovateforum.com, sell, spotted, stuff, supplier, swap, thread, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2009 07:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Help with 3 phase motor

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

3x230v, 400v, acetone, cadet, cheers, configuration, confirm, conn, covered, gday, gmf, guys, hoping, lathe, motor, paint, pete, phase, plate, rated, reads, run, star, wash

Replies: 0
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The Movie Star

Started by rayintheuk, 25th September 2008 01:17 AM

actor, agent, agents, ago, awe-struck, birth, change, changing, check, dear, decided, enclosed, envelope, guy, hollywood, inside, left, lesbian, letter, movie, office, penis, possibly, reads, send, sir, star, told, van

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2008 08:39 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Pastor's Business Card

Started by wheelinround, 27th June 2008 11:11 AM

310, 320, added, afraid, begins, behold, bible, broke, business, card, check, citation, cryptic, door, garden, genesis, heard, knock, laughter, message, naked, pastor, pastors, reaching, reads, returned, revelation, stand, visiting, voice

Replies: 4
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 09:44 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Duck Plasterer

Started by wheelinround, 20th June 2008 06:30 PM

barman, beer, business, canvas, card, circus, day, drinks, duck, ducks, eats, handing, hey, job, live, marvelous, money, newspaper, paying, pint, plasterer, pub, pulls, reads, replies, ringmaster, sandwich, sounds, tent, top

Replies: 0
Views: 2,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 06:30 PM; by wheelinround

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And some more cryptics

Started by munruben, 7th May 2008 11:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

call, china, cryptics, cupboard, difficult, diverse, dwelling, finished?”, found, god, home, joseph, lennon, meet, names, personal, phone, plainly, potassium, pride, prohibition, proverbial, reads, runner, scheme, scots, siding, timbercutter, trees, “will

Replies: 17
Views: 3,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2008 10:51 AM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Shellac, tell me all you know!

Started by kekemo, 17th February 2008 10:46 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

250grams, 800grit, application, applied, bed, characters, coat, dream, forumies, gleaned, grateful, hear, information, kekemo, learn, litre, lol, metho, mix, oldme, pine, properties, queensized, reads, ready, reapply, sanded, shallac, shellac

Replies: 82
Views: 12,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 02:19 AM; by redcentral

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FINISHING

Does this sound right to you & How to settle when it rains

Started by ykfc, 7th March 2008 03:53 PM

accepted, annoys, applies, clean, coats, exterior, guard, loose, paint, painter, pressure, prime, rains, reads, recently, ripping, sand, sanding, self-priming, settle, slightly, solar, sound, sydney, timber, undercoat, undercoat/priming, veranda, wash

Replies: 10
Views: 2,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:47 AM; by Slobba

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Danish oil on fire

Started by Wongo, 19th June 2007 03:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#39, 150°c, awr, bin, burn, cloth, combust, danish, day, down”, dust.oo, fire, hot, note, oil, page, piece, potential, rags, reading, reads, self-combust, soaked, temperature, workshop, “please

Replies: 29
Views: 5,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 12:19 AM; by BobL

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SAFETY

Strine or a typo?

Started by snowyskiesau, 24th February 2008 05:25 PM

austriaias, forums, heading, link, noticed, reads, skin, strine, triton, typo, visible, woodwork, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2008 05:39 PM; by Brickie

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Three Italian nuns ......

Started by WoodJunky, 10th February 2008 12:54 AM

bell, exemplary, granting, habit, hands, hell, italian, laid, laugh, laughing, led, lives, lord, months, newspaper, nun, nuns, paper, peter, pipeline, reads, ring, sahara, sara, shes, sister, starts, straight, takes

Replies: 4
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 05:47 AM; by pitbull

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JOKES

Who reads instructions?

Started by Colin Howkins, 20th October 2007 09:42 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

answer, block, book, centre, colin, comments, couple, doh, found, graceville, hear, heavy, howkins, instrcution, instructions, lot, love, manufacturers, mate, mis-information, people, printing, putting, qld, read, reads, reply, response, triton, woodies

Replies: 37
Views: 5,689

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 02:52 PM; by Frank&Earnest

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

New computer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 05:51 PM

allan, buy, computer, decided, dying, hope, model, reads, remind, replace, shop, strife, time, trouble, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 02:06 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Bad speller? No problem ...

Started by Kaiser Soze, 25th September 2007 01:05 PM

awlyas, bad, bcuseae, deos, easier, ervey, huamn, huh, ipmorantt, istlef, mnid, mses, pboerlm, problem, quickley, raed, read, reads, sitll, slpeling, speller, taht, taotl, tghuhot, tihs, waht, whotuit, wlohe, wrod, yaeh

Replies: 9
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 05:18 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pope visits Luciano Pavarotti's Deathbed

Started by skot, 12th September 2007 09:02 PM

ascends, deathbed, demise, ear, enter, envelope, gates, hand, hands, heaven, luci, luciano, lucianos, meeting, owe, passes, pavarotti, pavarottis, pearly, peter, pope, reads, saint, slips, tener, visits, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 09:23 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Pay Back

Started by Black Ned, 11th September 2007 09:20 AM

arrives, gates, god, hand, luciano, note, owe, pavarottl, pay, pearly, pope, reads, tenna, tenor

Replies: 1
Views: 997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2007 09:46 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Hubbies R Us

Started by rod1949, 8th February 2007 12:05 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, floor, floors, housework, hubbies, husband, jobs, kids, love, money, reads, romantic, rules, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, stand, store, streak, street, strong, tempted, upward, visited, wives, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 12:05 PM; by rod1949

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JOKES

Husband Store

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th February 2006 01:53 PM

choose, day, door, exclaims, extremely, flight, floor, heads, housework, husband, impossible, jobs, kids, love, mart, nice, proof, reads, romantic, shopping, sign, sixth, solely, store, streak, strong, tempting, woman, women, wow

Replies: 14
Views: 2,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 09:24 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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JOKES

How to loose 35kg

Started by Landseka, 5th February 2006 11:42 PM

35kg, calls, catch, company, day, days, door, excellent, girl, guaranteed, knock, loose, loss, lost, neck, program, promised, reads, representative, routine, running, shoes, shot, sign, stands, takes, wearing, weighs, weight, wheeze

Replies: 0
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 11:42 PM; by Landseka

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JOKES

What a difference a name makes

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 09:50 PM

agent, agents, ago, awe-struck, change, changing, check, dear, dick, difference, dyke, enclosed, envelope, guy, hollywood, left, lesbian, letter, makes, office, penis, pride, reads, send, signed, sincerely, sir, told, van

Replies: 0
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 09:50 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

New airline procedures explained

Started by Eastie, 6th December 2005 11:32 PM

airline, altitude, call, calls, checklist, completion, confusion, continues, deemed, descent, eighty, explained, go-around, handling, hands, knots, land, landing, non-handling, non-landing, pilot, procedures, reads, recent, restate, role, rules, taxi, titles, view

Replies: 1
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2005 11:50 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Order of emails from forum

Started by ozwinner, 3rd October 2005 08:23 PM

canals, cold, confused, converted, creek, cultural, desert, drag, emails, forum, game, lawyer, lost, monty, mountain, order, pull, python, reads, received, rock, rolleyes, script, semi, submarine, subsribed, threads, tuck, wanna

Replies: 2
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 08:26 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

This is special

Started by biotechy2k, 27th September 2005 01:51 PM

biotechy2k, bloke, cheers, enthusiest, fellow, furry, fuzzbutts, guys, hair, healthy, ignore, ladd, link, lolol, meet, pet, pretty, pull, rat, rats, reads, remarkable, rug, scream, short, special, time, touched, tough, truely

Replies: 2
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 06:35 PM; by biotechy2k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

can somebody please f!@#$% help me!!

Started by joseph84, 12th September 2005 11:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bloody, compressor, convert, damn, driving, f@#$%, guys, inflater, joseph, kgs, pounds, psi, puchased, reads, tyre, walllllmad

Replies: 33
Views: 3,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 10:38 PM; by joseph84

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Shopping for a wife

Started by echnidna, 23rd January 2005 08:48 PM

beer, choose, door, drink, exclaims, exists, extremely, flight, floor, floors, heads, housework, impossible, jobs, love, nice, perfect, proof, reads, shopping, sign, sixth, solely, sports, store, tempting, wife, women, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2005 05:57 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Stainless steel splashback

Started by Para, 15th July 2003 07:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

charge, cheers, cut, decent, diy-ers, exists, found, glass, install, kitchen, painted, para, people, reads, rendered, replies, splash, splashback, splashbacks, stainless, steel, stick, tad, tile, tiled/splash-backed, tiles, told, uneven, wall, walls

Replies: 20
Views: 32,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 01:50 PM; by suchislife

Forum:
KITCHENS

The TRUTH about women

Started by zathras, 19th August 2003 10:25 PM

absolutely, awaiting, center, choose, day, door, extremely, floor, good-looking, high-paying, hmmm, housework, husband, impossible, jobs, kids, love, mercy, nice, prove, reads, romantic, shopping, sign, streak, tempting, truth, woman, women, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 10:25 PM; by zathras

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JOKES

dying man

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:49 PM

aloud, bed, died, dying, eulogy, finishing, frantically, fred, freds, funeral, handed, hands, inspiration, jacket, knowing, looked, lovingly, man, motions, note, oxygen, pastor, reads, realizes, standing, suddenly, tube, wearing, word, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:49 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Blonde

Started by Baz, 2nd June 2002 10:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2002 10:06 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

ales well that ends well

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 11:05 PM

ales, analysis, arrives, clydesdale, colleagues, common, conclusion, days, debate, document, ends, exhaustive, expert.it, favourites, followsafter, intense, mates, meet, melbourne.they, properties, reached, reads, relative, respective, sample, stallions, virtue

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2002 08:11 AM; by Shane Watson

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JOKES

The Wife's Favourite. . . . .

Started by PenRex, 7th April 2000 02:02 PM

2000.], april, aspire, comic, darts, dear, edited, enjoyment, everyones, favourite, half, lord, loses, message, online, reads, rex, someday, strip, ubeaut, vice-versa, wife, wifes, woodworking, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2000 02:02 PM; by PenRex

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JOKES

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