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G'day from Western Sydney

Started by JRW1970, 14th June 2014 05:35 PM

amassing, attached, brains, cheers, collection, cord, couple, destroying, forward, gday, hand, jason, letting, picking, portion, project, quietly, reading, ready, shed, sydney, timber, time, tool, tools, website, weeks/months/years, western, wood, woodworker

Replies: 6
Views: 2,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2014 10:23 AM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Priest

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2014 09:04 PM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, condom, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, grandfather, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 03:21 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

If only women could trust their husbands ….

Started by MBM888, 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM

bedroom, blanket, bodies, covered, darling, drink, enters, groaning, home, hope, husband, husbands, kitchen, late, leaving, night, ok”, paper, parents, quietly, reaches, reading, stay, that’s, time, trust, visit, wife, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2013 08:03 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Would you marry again

Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golfing, groan, house, hurt, husband, jewelry, left-handed, makes, married, marry, pictures, proper, question, quietly, remarry, replace, sh#@t, shed, shes, silence, sitting, sleep, times, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 05:28 PM; by damian

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JOKES

Need a hydraulic gate closer for this gate, but how to fit ant what one?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th May 2013 03:30 PM

attached, cameraman, close, closer, closers, closes, design, door, due, fit, force, gate, gently, hinges, ideas, latch, latches, lot, outwards, people, photo, position, prevents, quietly, read, renovateforum.com, slamming, spring, thread, thumbnails

Replies: 0
Views: 2,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2013 03:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

What can i use to silently close a pool type gate and latch it??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd December 2012 07:40 PM

arm, attached, bit, close, door, fence, force, gate, hand, hinges, huge, latch, left, loaded, makes, normal, people, picture, quietly, read, remove, renovateforum.com, silently, slam, stick, stupid, thread, thumbnails, top, wakes

Replies: 0
Views: 2,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2012 07:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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POOLS, SPA & WATER FEATURES

Beware older women

Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM

barrels, beware, butt, crowd, dance, gun, gunslinger, hands, heard, laughing, licked, looked, mule, mules, older, quietly, saloon, shotgun, silence, slowly, son, sounds, stared, started, twin, wavered, whiskey, woman, womans, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 07:39 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Trust in husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th February 2012 09:24 PM

allan, bat, bedroom, darling, door, drink, entered, hard, headed, hitting, home, husband, kitchen, late, legs, magazine, night, parents, persons, quietly, reached, reading, sitting, sleep, submitted, time, trust, visit, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2012 03:39 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Bout ye!

Started by Gilshark, 22nd September 2011 09:22 PM

admiring, ago, begins, belfast, bench, bit, bout, boy, building, cheers, coachbuilder, coast, craic, folks, forward, gday, gil, headed, hows, knowledge, living, quietly, site, skill, start, stuff, sunny, time, wealth

Replies: 7
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 09:45 PM; by Gilshark

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

How To Stop Church Gossip

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM

business, church, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, frank, front, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, nose, parked, pickup, quietly, silence, stared, stop, told, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:11 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

The Joke of The Year

Started by HazzaB, 10th August 2010 10:59 PM

anon, business, joke, minding, quietly, ready, sitting, women, year

Replies: 8
Views: 2,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2010 07:20 PM; by corbs

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JOKES

The Hypnotist

Started by gawdelpus, 4th February 2010 10:59 PM

antique, breaking, center, claude, clean, eyes, family, floor, generations, gently, gleaming, hundred, hundreds, hypnotist, hypnotists, invite, pairs, people, pieces, polished, quietly, senior, slipped, special, surface, swaying, swing, watch, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2010 10:59 PM; by gawdelpus

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JOKES

The prospector

Started by fenderbelly, 29th December 2009 10:47 AM

barrels, bullet, carried, clicks, cocked, crowd, dance, double-barreled, fired, fit, gun, gunslinger, hammers, holstered, laughing, looked, loud, mans, mule, pack, prospector, pulled, quietly, saloon, shotgun, slowly, son, started, tied, town

Replies: 5
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 11:58 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

warning - medical tests

Started by fletty, 22nd August 2009 05:35 PM

anomaly, city, codeine, declare, doctor, dope, fletty, job, knee, ligament, medical, medication, nurofen, opiates, quick, quietly, recently, remembered, responsible, rung, sample, slow, stuff, surf, taking, terrific, test, tests, torn, warning

Replies: 1
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2009 05:48 PM; by wheelinround

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SAFETY

Mums in group therapy

Started by wheelinround, 6th August 2009 05:53 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, fourth, group, guy, hand, home, idea, joyce, mary, mother, mothers, mum, mums, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 4
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 08:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The 10,000 post club

Started by Calm, 22nd June 2009 09:21 AM

000, 108675, 108676, acheivment, achivement, acknowledged, cheers, club, complimentary, gnome, gold, moderator, passed, people, post, posts, quietly, section, shoes, skew, status, substance, thew, watch, week

Replies: 10
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2009 09:48 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

New member.

Started by BlueMetal, 2nd June 2009 09:28 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 12:30 PM; by BlueMetal

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hypnotist

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2009 01:00 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2009 08:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Moms in group therapy.....

Started by durwood, 24th February 2009 10:41 PM

boy, brandy, children, childs, conducting, dick, dinner, fourth, group, guy, hand, idea, kathy, mary, mom, moms, mother, mothers, observed, obsession, obsessions, pick, psychiatrist, quietly, school, session, talking, therapy, whispered, willy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 10:54 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Deeply profound thoughts by men

Started by Grumpy John, 5th February 2009 07:38 AM

beer, bob, continues, deeply, divorce, drinking, earl, fish, fishing, gonna, hard, men, months, profound, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, thoughtfully, thoughts, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 07:38 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Southern Gentleman

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM

alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 03:07 PM; by rsser

Forum:
JOKES

A nice night out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th June 2008 10:12 AM

allan, barry, books, change, clicks, front, heels, home, idea, kick, leave, light, mouse, nice, night, quietly, reading, replied, sitting, t.v, teach, watching, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 10:12 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Answer to a Prayer

Started by Rodgera, 28th May 2008 10:36 PM

answer, answered, beads, bring, brought, cage, day, exclaimed, female, females, fun, holding, house, looked, male, parrot, parrots, praise, prayer, prayers, praying, priest, priests, prostitutes, quietly, rosary, terrible, wanna, woman, worship

Replies: 0
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Considerate Male ??

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 09:27 AM

allowing, considerate, daze, drop, embraced, eyebrow, fish, fridays, husband, kissed, male, marriage, married, moment, mondays, neglect, passionately, quietly, raised, replied, sat, shut, stand, therapist, times, watched, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 10:11 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Knock off early

Started by Claw Hama, 19th April 2008 09:54 PM

bed, bedroom, break, caught.o, coffee, coming, couple, decided, door, early, exclaimed, foreman, guys, heard, hours, house, job, knock, leaving, left, master, noises, paddy, quietly, shocked, thursday, tim, time, tom, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 12:23 AM; by reef12

Forum:
JOKES

Fish and chips.

Started by Toyboy, 17th April 2008 09:04 AM

$2.00, blond, chips, chips?doh, counter, dear, fish, lady, library, looked, oops, pieces, quietly, replied, walked, whispered, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:04 AM; by Toyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Hypnosis

Started by prozac, 16th April 2008 12:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 12:52 PM; by prozac

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JOKES

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Alans first baseball game

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 07:57 PM

alan, alans, ball, balls, baseball, batter, calls, chuckle, confused, embarrassment, fan, fans, friendly, game, hit, jumps, louder, mongrel, pleased, pride, quietly, run, sensing, sits, stands, surrounding, walk, whispers, yelling, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 08:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Lifechanging Experience

Started by MICKYG, 19th February 2008 04:02 PM

ain’t, boy, button, chair, circular, closed, experience, eyes, fat, father, git, lady, life, lifechanging, light, momma…”, moving, pressed, quietly, reached, regardswink, rolled, son, stepped, taking, walls, watched, wheel, woman, “boy

Replies: 1
Views: 962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

The Church Gossip

Started by Stevenp, 1st February 2008 09:59 AM

church, ddd, defend, deny, evening, explain, feared, friends, front, george, gossip, gotta, home, house, left, love, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, parked, pickup, quietly, stared, told, town, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:24 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Beautiful Explanation of Death

Started by wheelinround, 16th January 2008 07:02 AM

afraid, angels, beautiful, christian, death, die, doctor, dog, door, examination, explain, explanation, fear, feet, fly, friends, god, inside, lies, lift, master, meant, peace, quiet, quietly, remembering, sprang, trouble, trust, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 09:41 AM; by munruben

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Water continues flowing to air con after shutdown. Advice needed.

Started by nomad, 1st January 2008 04:05 PM

advice, air, box, cavity, checked, con, continues, definately, doubt, fan, flowing, found, head, hear, ideas, left, needed, noticed, pipe, presume, pump, quiet, quietly, roof, running, shutdown, stuck, tower, water, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 10:28 PM; by Smurf

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Think About This When You Have a Cup of Coffee

Started by Barry_White, 5th December 2007 04:22 PM

adds, coffee, concentrating, cup, cups, disguises, dresses, drink, enjoy, eyeing, fail, god, happiest, instinctively, jobs, life, live, money, people, person, position, professor, provided, quality, quietly, remember, rest, richest, simply, speak

Replies: 7
Views: 2,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 08:12 PM; by fred.n

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Oh Sh........

Started by DavidG, 26th November 2007 01:53 PM

blond, car, coming, correct, driving, drove, excitement, female, garden, island, lane, lights, quietly, road, set, sets, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 02:02 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another Christmas joke

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 11:21 PM

answered, approached, christmas, comrade, couple, dear, drop, fight, hit, insisted, joke, minor, night, nose, official, officially, party, quietly, rain, raining, red, replied, rudolph, russian, snow, snowing, walked, walking, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 11:13 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Boudreaux

Started by fenderbelly, 12th November 2007 06:38 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 06:53 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
JOKES

Many Thanks Neil.

Started by Yonnee, 19th October 2007 06:39 PM

attand, attend, busy, drawn, free, guys, interupt, looked, lucky, melbourne, neil, opportunity, peter, quick, quietly, stand, stone, ticket, time, www, yonnee

Replies: 2
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 02:02 PM; by ftje

Forum:
EVENTS

Golfer

Started by whitewood, 25th October 2007 07:30 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 10:21 AM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

danish oil smell

Started by Papillon, 4th October 2007 10:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, bought, brains, cheers, citrus, coffee, danish, far.2tsup, finish, forumites, fruit, gratefully, intend, oil, oils, p.s, papillon, picked, quietly, received, recently, remain, shop, smell, smelling, strong, table-, timber, trad, wax

Replies: 26
Views: 9,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2007 03:31 PM; by Shedgirl

Forum:
FINISHING

Deep thought by men while fishing

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th October 2007 11:48 AM

allan, anonomous, beer, continues, deep, divorce, drinking, favourite, fish, fishing, hard, john, men, months, quietly, scare, silently, sipping, slowly, spoken, spot, thought, thoughtfully, wife, women, woodies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Karate chop

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th September 2007 02:26 PM

assailant, bar, barman, beer, chop, drive, feet, fellow, finishes, floor, guy, handle, hauls, karate, knocks, korea, mattock, minutes, mitre, quietly, sitting, staggers, stool, ten, walks, whamo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 02:26 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Seedy Cafe

Started by Baz, 6th February 2007 03:45 PM

ahead, blankly, bottom, bowl, cafe, chilli, dead, delight, eagerly, folded, immediately, manchester, mind, minutes, mouse, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, seedy, shocking, sight, sits, sitting, slides, spooning, staring, starts, walks, youngster

Replies: 1
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 04:06 PM; by WoodGirl

Forum:
JOKES

Peace

Started by Shedhand, 15th January 2007 11:49 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2007 05:59 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Been busy

Started by Daddles, 27th May 2006 05:55 PM

badly, boat, bragging, busy, experiment, flops, forum, morass, pearshaped, quietly, red, richard, section, shed, signs, sink, start, stuff, thread, woodwork, yet?eek

Replies: 5
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 08:32 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tafe course for blokeses

Started by Christopha, 21st May 2006 06:00 PM

basic, blokeses, cerebral, class, classes, differences, directions, driving, floor, genetically, graphics, health, impossible, learning, life, live, mother, online, parallel, parks, quietly, real, role-playing, simulations, sit, step, support, tafe, testimonials, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2006 07:30 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Bandages On Bum

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 11:48 AM

band-aid, band-aids, bandages, bed, blood, bloodshot, bottom, box, broken, bum, butt, drops, empty, glass, head, hid, house, lena, mirror, morning, ole, pain, quietly, searing, shuffled, stairs, staring, stumbled, trailing, woke

Replies: 1
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 01:50 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

oldy but goody

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 10:34 PM

bar, blond, boss, brunette, caught, day, extra, female, fun, gardening, girls, goody, hey, home, house, husband, leave, leaving, normal, office, oldy, quietly, redhead, returns, sex, shell, sneaks, time, tomorrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 10:34 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

marriage counselor

Started by Phil Spencer, 24th February 2006 04:03 PM

counselor, daze, desk, drop, embraces, finally, fridays, golf, husband, kisses, listing, marriage, married, moment, mondays, passionately, play, quietly, replies, shuts, sits, times, tirade, wednesdays, week, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 04:03 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

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