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One for Old Time's Sake

Started by John Saxton, 24th June 2014 08:57 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, sake, set, sleep, story, time, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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You're never too old

Started by Grumpy John, 16th June 2014 07:01 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2014 07:01 PM; by Grumpy John

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Grading the Fall

Started by Rodgera, 4th May 2013 12:04 PM

9.4, 9.6, 9.8, break, climbed, co-workers, construction, continue, day, embarrassed, fall, foreman, grabbing, grading, hastily-made, holding, john, managing, minor, noticed, reading, received, scaffold, scratches, signs, tumbled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2013 12:04 PM; by Rodgera

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G'day, mates!

Started by Woodendy, 29th October 2010 07:49 PM

$150, advance, anonymously, brands, embarrassed, gday, girlfriends, grateful, hand, hand-carver, kit, lover, loves, mates, melbourne, membership, move, plans, preston, prezzy, recommend, rejoin, romantic, roots, secret, shop, spend, starter, wood, woody-bits

Replies: 8
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2012 04:41 PM; by crowie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

ago, barked, call, car, church, convince, days, diane, dianes, difficult, dropped, embarrassed, honey, ignition, ken, keys, left, lot, meeting, parking, policeman, retorted, silence, silent, stammered, stolen, theory, time, times, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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I am totally flumoxed

Started by Phil Spencer, 20th December 2011 02:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addressed, apparently, collective, earlier, embarrassed, entered, flumoxed, gender, ladies, manner, meeting, mother, mothers, noun, offended, opposite, people, polite, referred, scrags, scuse, shops, shortly, street, taught, term, time, totally, trollops, understand

Replies: 24
Views: 2,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2011 02:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not another blonde joke

Started by fenderbelly, 1st December 2011 10:06 AM

apologise, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, fourth, humour, joke, jokes, lap, pathetically, people, perpetuate, potential, reaching, respected, starts, stay, suddenly, sweden, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells;

Replies: 1
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2011 09:35 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Beginner section

Started by Maj, 31st October 2011 01:16 PM

abbreviation, aimed, annoying, begin, beginner, beginners, chris, embarrassed, feel, figured, fine, form, forum, free, glad, ide, idea, means, noobs, people, perfectly, posts, section, shed, stuff, talking, tools, understand, whilst, woodworking

Replies: 7
Views: 1,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2011 01:21 PM; by Robson Valley

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

On the nose

Started by Grumpy John, 2nd September 2011 01:20 PM

$11.00, $20.00, $34.50, accidentally, bends, blind, call, card, catfish, clerk, counter, credit, drops, duck, embarrassed, farts, floor, maam, master, nose, pick, purse, realizes, reel, replies, rod, sale, sound, sounds, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 02:18 PM; by jasons673

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To Each his own

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM

applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2011 10:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Lil' Johnny Gets Culture

Started by groverwa, 3rd July 2010 06:00 AM

approached, balls, bard, bowlegged, cried, culture, detention, embarrassed, forced, hark, hopped, john, johnny, laughed, learned, lil, mall, manner, manners, mommy, month, mother, night, parentheses, read, screamed, shakespeare, time, walking, wears

Replies: 4
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2010 01:10 AM; by bookend

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Block Plane

Started by Christos, 6th May 2010 09:02 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2010 03:52 PM; by munruben

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SAFETY

Rough Country Road

Started by Rodgera, 27th February 2010 03:30 PM

bouncy, country, driving, embarrassed, excuse, father, four-wheel-drive, gettin, grandfather, grandpa, grandpas, handling, hard, inexperience, lame, offered, potholes, ride, road, rough, shadows, sun, trees, vehicle, worry

Replies: 5
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2010 10:56 PM; by 27saxophone

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friends

Started by groverwa, 20th June 2009 05:47 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:04 AM; by Lignin

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Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

$300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Blonds Not Dumb

Started by wheelinround, 1st June 2008 10:28 AM

automatically, bet, blonds, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, dumb, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 11:01 AM; by mic-d

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embarrassed ventriloquist

Started by wheelinround, 28th April 2008 10:08 AM

accrington, apologise, bastard, blonde, blondes, chair, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, humour.the, jokes, knee, lap, people, perpetuate, persons, potential, reaching, respected, row, started, stay, stood, talking, usual, ventriloquist, women, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:25 AM; by Calm

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Snooty Receptionist

Started by Barry Hicks, 25th April 2008 02:26 PM

approached, change, desk, doctor, doctors, embarrassed, enquire, equally, filled, folks, heads, impotence, looked, loud, mess, noticed, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, sex, snapped, snooty, unfriendly, voice, waiting, woman, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2008 12:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

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2 old ladies

Started by thefixer, 2nd February 2008 08:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 08:08 PM; by thefixer

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Please Pay

Started by nev25, 31st January 2008 08:27 PM

ago, automatically, bet, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, fast-talking, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helllooooo, house, hung, installed, intelligence, line, pay, replaced, silence, stupid, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:20 PM; by tea lady

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Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Breast feeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th October 2007 08:25 AM

allan, alleviate, arms, babe, baby, babys, breast, chewing, crying, damn, descent, ears, embarrassed, exclaimed, explained, fashion, feeding, gallantly, gosh, gum, head, hungry, landing, mother, nursing, pediatrician, pilot, pressure, shook, true

Replies: 3
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:04 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Socrates the philosopher

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th August 2007 06:09 PM

ashamed, bad, bonking, continued, contrary, embarrassed, esteem, explains, filter, found, hear, heard, held, mind, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reason, replied, shrugged, socrates, soctates, student, students, test, time, true, usefulness, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:32 AM; by echnidna

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How Would You Go About This Job?

Started by Metal Head, 24th June 2006 11:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adhesive, advance, attached, attempt, base, david, embarrassed, floor, grout, images, job, life, market, meeting, membrane, paint, preferable, products, remove, removed, replacing, replies, sealant, shower, special, thanking, tiles, tiling, time, wall

Replies: 18
Views: 3,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2006 02:08 AM; by woodsprite

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Mischievous Grandma's

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:34 PM

bench, bet, birthday, couple, ear, embarrassed, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, grinning, guess, happily, home, jump, knees, laughed, mischievous, nursing, ornery, party, piped, sitting, slapping, snickered, times, unison, walked, world, yelled, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 08:34 PM; by Baz

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replacement windows

Started by goat, 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM

anymore, automatically, bet, blonde, call, called, complaining, contractor, double-pane, embarrassed, energy-efficient, expensive, finally, forgetting, guarantee, guy, helloooo, house, hung, installed, line, pay, replaced, replacement, sales, silence, told, underestimate, windows, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 09:19 AM; by goat

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BMW's

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th July 2006 05:26 PM

####, accident, answers, bmw, breaks, day, embarrassed, farted, fine, greets, hoping, inadvertently, lady, leather, lovely, madam, madame, materialises, nervously, price, professionalism, salesman, sir, time, touching, uncomfortably, upholstery, vehicle, walks, wind

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2006 05:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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Cats?

Started by Cliff Rogers, 23rd May 2006 12:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cats, confused, disappointed, embarrassed, hey, jules

Replies: 15
Views: 2,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 09:40 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Socrates

Started by Driver, 2nd March 2006 11:55 AM

acquaintance, ashamed, bad, continued, contrary, dear, defeated, embarrassed, esteem, filter, found, heard, held, interrupted, moment, pass, philosopher, plato, reader, regarded, shagging, shrugged, socrates, student, test, true, truth, understand, usefulness, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 2,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2006 12:24 AM; by soundman

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Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Started by bennylaird, 10th February 2006 08:01 AM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimer, alzheimers, anne, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, knock, leave, lou, lover, moral, morris, prepares, rapping, ready, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 1
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 06:47 PM; by echnidna

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School Days

Started by Ashore, 24th June 2005 12:55 AM

alive, attention, boy, call, class, crotch, days, desk, embarrassed, hanging, investigate, life, mom, noon, noticed, paying, penis, phone, pick, school, screamed, seriously;, shed, sitting, squirming, stick, teacher, till, told, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 12:55 AM; by Ashore

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How true

Started by Forest Gump, 1st April 2005 03:03 PM

100, assigned, blanket, bother, closet, cold, embarrassed, exclaimed, farted, found, idea, initially, leaned, lower, married, met, moment, people, pretend, reach, replied, silence, sleeping, tonight, train, transcontinental, true, uneasy, woman, wow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 09:21 PM; by MathewA

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The Nurse..........

Started by Iain, 17th February 2005 09:32 AM

announced, appears, auxiliary, bed, bedclothes, black, embarrassed, hands, longstanding, mask, moved, mumbles, nurse, oxygen, pajama, pajamas, penis, pulled, replaced, replies, results, sister, sponge, test, testicles, trousers, undaunted, wash, whipped, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2005 09:32 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Smoke Alarm

Started by Chesand, 19th November 2004 08:53 PM

age, alarm, box, camel, condom, condoms, cut, day, delicately, embarrassed, fainted, fit, hobbled, home, ladies, lady, local, matter, nursing, pharmacist, pharmacy, preferred, pulled, putting, rain, replied, request, smoke, son, started

Replies: 1
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2004 12:12 AM; by soundman

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JOKES

Old Age

Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:30 PM; by vsquizz

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JOKES

Fishing Tackle

Started by gatiep, 29th June 2004 05:24 PM

$199.00, $254.50, accidentally, bends, blind, breaks, card, clerk, counter, credit, drops, embarrassed, farted, fishing, floor, glasses, maam, pick, purse, realises, rebel, reel, replies, rod, sale, sports, standing, tackle, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2004 05:24 PM; by gatiep

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JOKES

Tight Skirt

Started by Baz, 18th April 2004 10:35 AM

agree, ballistic, bus, drawled, driver, easily, embarrassed, figured, friends, gently, kinda, leg, maam, picked, raise, reached, samaritan, skirt, smile, smiled, standing, step, texan, tight, time, times, unzip, waist, would-be, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2004 10:35 AM; by Baz

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The Convention

Started by silentC, 14th November 2003 04:48 PM

african, american, blushes, business, convention, debunk, descent, discussing, embarrassed, experiences, explains, extends, french, hand, hard, indian, myth, myths, papadopoulos, popular, possess, seat, sexuality, swallowing, takes, terribly, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2003 04:48 PM; by silentC

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JOKES

The Ventriloquist

Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:43 AM

4th, apologize, begins, blonde, blondes, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, dummy, embarrassed, guys, humour, jokes, knee, mate, perpetuate, person, potential, reaching, respected, row, stands, stay, talking, usual, ventriloquist, woman, women, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:43 AM; by gatiep

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Sunbathing

Started by Tristan Croll, 4th August 2001 09:36 PM

bathing, begun, breath, calmly, covered, decided, difference, dining, embarrassed, hilton, hotel, joan, lying, manager, mind, roof, running, secretary, shed, skylight, slipped, stairs, suit, sunbathing, tan, towel, vacation, wearing, wore, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2001 09:36 PM; by Tristan Croll

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Young couple

Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:17 PM

admits, aerial, bit, couple, disease, doctor, doctoring, embarrassed, exclaims, fester, girl, head, knowingly, left, marks, nodding, proceeded, punchline, session, sex, starting, takes, van, wait, whip, whipping, worst, wounds, yells, young

Replies: 1
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2001 09:27 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Supersonic Chickens

Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:56 PM

bar, bed, carpenter, chicken, chickens, crashed, dentist, electrician, embarrassed, engineers, experiment, grooms, gun, guy, k-y, lungs, mind, nasa, novocaine, pranks, psychology, responds, scientists, slats, supersonic, test, top, wedding, windshields, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 11:56 PM; by knuckles

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JOKES

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