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fire engine

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:46 PM

cats, closer, collar, dog, dogs, engine, faster, fire, firefighter, girl, hung, ladders, looked, nearby, nice, noticed, partner, replied, rig, rope, run, siren, smile, station, testicles, thoughtfully, tie, tied, truck, wagon

Replies: 0
Views: 1,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 08:46 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Lost the thread

Started by Jonzjob, 9th February 2013 12:43 AM

1/2, bit, bits, bunnings, car, car/trailer, correctly, fair, hour, lost, luck, marbles, photo, remember, search, short, thread, tied, top, trailer, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2013 02:41 AM; by Bushmiller

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

upper storey bracing considerations

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th October 2010 06:30 AM

300lvls, 90x45, application, attached, brace, bracing, buckles, council, frame, held, hip, hoop, house, infill, inspect, intend, lower, missing, normal, post, posts, read, renovateforum.com, roof, single, strap, thread, tied, walls, width

Replies: 0
Views: 1,033

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2010 06:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

How Best Get On A Gable Roof Using A Ladder

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd February 2010 03:00 PM

advice, balance, bottom, coming, front, gable, gutter, iron, ladder, metre, off/on, perfect, pushing, putting, resting, ridge, roof, secure, securely, sensibly, sheet, sideways, step, steps, suppose, swing, tall, tied, top, world

Replies: 0
Views: 2,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2010 03:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

The prospector

Started by fenderbelly, 29th December 2009 10:47 AM

barrels, bullet, carried, clicks, cocked, crowd, dance, double-barreled, fired, fit, gun, gunslinger, hammers, holstered, laughing, looked, loud, mans, mule, pack, prospector, pulled, quietly, saloon, shotgun, slowly, son, started, tied, town

Replies: 5
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 11:58 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

New floor in bathroom needs brick piers

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th October 2009 10:50 PM

100x75, 95x45, advice, bathroom, bearer, brick, concrete, deep, f11, filled, floor, footings, gday, gordon, joists, length, pier, piers, pipes, plumbing, read, reading, rebar, removed, reno, renovateforum.com, straightforward, supported, thread, tied

Replies: 0
Views: 2,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2009 10:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

structureal floor tie down

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd October 2009 12:20 PM

1684, achieved, bolt, bought, bracket, commonly, construction, extension, finally, floor, follower, footing, forum, guys, jump, keen, light, peir, perrimeter, question, read, renovateforum.com, sort, specific, structureal, thread, tie, tied, told, tought

Replies: 0
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2009 12:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Help wanted: first timer re-springing armchair

Started by zenwood, 14th January 2008 10:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arm, armchair, attacking, broken, chair, collapsed, daunted, easier, fabrics, helical, hemispherical, hundred, lower, padding, pics, ply, removed, replace, respringing, reuse, seat, special, springs, tied, timer, tool, underneath, wanted, webbing, zenwood.o

Replies: 28
Views: 12,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2009 02:18 PM; by jane123

Forum:
UPHOLSTERY

Tieing a 60w work lamp underneath my computer desk

Started by qld, 28th June 2009 03:16 PM

60w, amount, bulb, cable, computer, couple, desk, feel, fire, hazard, hear, heat, inches, lamp, leg, light, metal, reasonable, sit, table, tie, tied, tieing, top, tope, underneath, vanished, warm, wood, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2009 03:16 PM; by qld

Forum:
SAFETY

My Blue Heeler's ringing!

Started by Woodwould, 11th June 2009 06:34 PM

blue, called, chain, collar, connection, current, dog, earth, earthing, fixed, heeler, loose, moaned, moaning, phone, pissing, pole, receiving, repairman, ring, ringing, rod, signalling, steel, systems, telecom, telephone, tied, volts, wire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 08:41 AM; by Pheonix

Forum:
JOKES

Junior Firey

Started by Chesand, 23rd February 2009 06:33 PM

bright, cats, collar, dogs, faster, fire, fireman, firey, garden, hose, junior, kid, kids, ladder, red, reply, rig, rope, ropes, set, siren, smart, station, testicles, tied, wagon

Replies: 2
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 02:48 AM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

Funny Survival Puzzle

Started by Shrek3, 25th October 2008 06:26 PM

africa, anchored, answer, blow, burning, candle, convince, drop, funny, ground, hanging, hinges, imagine, intact, lion, lunch, puzzle, rope, slowly, staying, survival, tied, tree, waiting, wink

Replies: 5
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 12:48 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

The Good Ship Falcon

Started by Fireguard, 21st August 2008 12:20 AM

abandoned, attached, boat, boating, called, car, completely, days, depths, disappearing, faced, falcon, good, guy, hand, home, jetty, marina, people, poor, pull, ramp, ship, stop, tied, tow, trailer, trip, truck, water

Replies: 10
Views: 2,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2008 08:49 AM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Home made Billy-cart Horror stories.

Started by tea lady, 9th July 2008 12:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

amazing, arms, billy-cart, billycart, bush, death, defying, discussing, friends, ground, half, happen, hilarious, hill, home, horror, hubby, intersection, jumping, plank, prolly, realizing, roof, shoulders, stop, stories, tells, tied, time, wrists

Replies: 19
Views: 6,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2008 03:11 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

for those renovators that don't want the work

Started by irbrill, 25th February 2008 10:53 AM

200202682616, buck, carpenter, cheers, ebay, guys, hands, house, ian, item, licenced, listed, months, past, quick, renovating, renovators, rid, sale, tied, wife, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 11:51 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

New gumboots

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th January 2008 11:18 PM

allan, assistant, bit, bob, buy, calendar, comfortable, decided, feel, gumboots, months, pair, passed, piece, replied, series, short, size, steps, stole, store, stride, string, tied, timboon, walk

Replies: 4
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:35 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Rendering over steel columns

Started by col5555, 23rd December 2007 12:25 PM

90x90x3mm, assist, brick, built, called, columns, colums, concerned, cracking, engineer, gyprocked, hold, key, leaf, render, rendering, requested, roof, single, steel, structural, support, tied, time, usbs, wall, walls

Replies: 2
Views: 6,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2007 07:04 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Home alarm with SMS...

Started by ReP0, 30th November 2007 11:17 PM

alarm, alarms, alot, arm/disarm, brands, candidates, dialers, hear, home, house, intrusion, line, mobile, moving, nice, notified, reliable, sms, stay, telephone, tied, tradesmen, traditional, voip

Replies: 13
Views: 2,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 02:56 PM; by OBBob

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

My bearers aren't tied down?

Started by diy1ab, 8th December 2007 06:35 PM

access, bearers, bowing, brick, btw, contortionist, contributing, disappeared, dry, engaging, expand, explains, factor, fixes, floor, heat, hoping, house, jamming, joists, manouvres, master, piers, recently, replacing, rotted, spell, story;, tied, wardrobe

Replies: 3
Views: 2,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2007 09:53 PM; by triden

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

The blue ribbon

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th December 2007 05:50 PM

blue, blues, duly, family, fell, fella, found, gear, husband, jewels, night, notices, piece, prizes, remember, ribbon, ribbons, searched, sewing, testicles, tied, toilet, trick, wakes, wanders, wearing, wife, won, woodie, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 05:50 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Free time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2007 12:52 PM

allan, alternating, aluminium, barry, cotton, cracked, doctor, dying, foil, free, green, hope, replied, thread, tied, time, tingles, tongue, touch, walnut, worried, wrapped, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 04:48 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

How to stay safe on my roof?

Started by wookiebreath, 12th October 2007 04:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appears, bloke, cheers, colorbond, dunlop, fix, gutters, heating, hopped, house, leak, leaves, moved, pool, prefer, recently, reception, roof, safe, solar, stay, story, straight, system, tied, volleys, wondering, wook

Replies: 19
Views: 5,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2007 02:45 PM; by wookiebreath

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Carport to brick garage conversion Novice

Started by fosil, 21st August 2007 11:48 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, apreciatedu, attached, brick, bricking, bricks, called, carport, centre, conversion, examples, existing, gaps, garage, in.what, laymans, method, novice, piers, plans, reinforcing, single, sort, stack, steel, terms, tied, ties, told, wall

Replies: 16
Views: 17,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 09:59 AM; by zacnelson

Forum:
BRICKWORK

little fire truck

Started by soundman, 26th July 2007 05:15 PM

cats, cheers, closer, coiled, collar, dogs, engine, faster, fighter, fighters, fire, fireman, girl, helmet, middle, notices, partner, pulled, replies, rig, rope, run, siren, sweetly, testicles, tie, tied, truck, wagon, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 05:39 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

cracks in new brickwork

Started by contrebasse, 23rd March 2007 01:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brick, bricks, brickwork, builder, built, ceiling, courses, crack, cracks, engaged, fix, footing, footings, garage, inside, mortar, mud, normal, normal.~, pier, piers, resting, running, slab, standard, sticky, stuff, tied, ties, wall

Replies: 22
Views: 5,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2007 06:38 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
BRICKWORK

How To Straighten Up Our Red Brazilian Jasmine

Started by Metal Head, 6th March 2007 11:49 PM

advice, bamboo, brazilian, david, encourage, falls, forwards, grow, growing, heavy, images, jasmine, leaning, plant, provided, pruning, red, share, soil, stick, straight, straighten, tie, tied, top

Replies: 3
Views: 2,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2007 05:36 PM; by squashedfrog1

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Stupid drivers

Started by ozwinner, 24th February 2007 08:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

base, bed, bet, booze, bus, car, city, cops, dick, doh, double, drivers, driving, gauwd, giggle, head, home, mattress, minute, oww, rack, road, roof, set, smart, stupid, tied, tonight, trap.pointlaugh, worried

Replies: 19
Views: 3,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2007 11:01 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Timber Joists to Steel PFC

Started by brucewil, 13th October 2006 05:37 PM

90x45, bearers, bolted, bruce, cheers, details, easiest, fix, joist, joists, length, nailed, pfc, plate, recomendations, sits, skew, steel, straps, tied, timber

Replies: 12
Views: 9,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2006 07:54 AM; by Ivan in Oz

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

23 years

Started by Iain, 5th November 2005 10:11 AM

1982, copping, day, forgot, formally, grief, knot, swmbo, tied, years

Replies: 14
Views: 2,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 12:31 AM; by savage

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

As we age...

Started by Kev Y., 24th October 2005 07:43 AM

age, change, couple, day, dressed, golfing, greeted, holding, home, priorities, purred, ropes, sexy, short, tie, tied, underwear, velvet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 07:43 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

To rob a Bank

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM

ankles, attempting, bank, blonde, breathed, brunette, car, decided, door, dropped, drove, finally, guard, gun, heavily, passenger, plan, ran, reach, remember, rob, rope, safe, security, shut, stop, tied, waited, yeah, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:43 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Bathroom Reno

Started by Simomatra, 22nd September 2005 02:13 PM

apeared, bath, bathroom, bed, cement, fairly, floor, forward, impressed, laid, mare, morning, night, process, removing, reno, sam, sheeted, sheeting, shower, son, started, straight, surround, tied, tiler, tiles, toilet, walls, waste

Replies: 6
Views: 2,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 02:34 PM; by Simomatra

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

When do you need an expansion joint in brickwork?

Started by juliussee, 31st August 2005 08:24 PM

adrian, bricks, brickwork, designed, engaged, expansion, garage, joint, people, piers, requiring, run, securely, single, skin, tied, wall

Replies: 9
Views: 4,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2005 06:37 PM; by boban

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Slight misunderstanding there

Started by Breslauer, 3rd August 2005 07:30 AM

ahead, bar, beef, bread, bred, cowboy, cowboys, dog, fed, heat, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, misunderstanding, mornin, out;, policedog, policeman, redneck, riding, sex, shade, slight, tied, town, tree, understand, understand;, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 10:55 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Off to an Art Exhibition

Started by kiwigeo, 1st July 2005 07:26 PM

art, attention, black, collared, cravate, edition, exhibition, frames, guide, hope, idiots, nicely, notice, paying, pocket, shirt, sounding, tied, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2005 08:11 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sticking tiles back on.

Started by Bobthequill, 24th May 2005 09:19 PM

2mm, bless, bond, bondcrete, builders, coated, compatible, demolisher, demolishers, detached, grey, grout, holding, house, ideas, material, obvious, offered, original, peels, repair, rubbery, smear, stick, sticking, stuff, surface, tied, tiles, turps

Replies: 1
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 09:29 PM; by johnc

Forum:
TILING

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 24 Nov 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 24th November 2004 08:15 AM

apron, dad-burned, eliminate, friends, jerked, knot, morning, nov, quiz, respectfully, situation, solution, string, strings, tied, time, untie, untied, woodworking, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2004 10:01 PM; by TSHSR

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

You wouldn't read about it! :(

Started by journeyman Mick, 8th November 2004 10:03 PM

1/2, 50mm, 70mm, bloke, break, cacti, cactus, d@#head, diameter, dropped, expense, hand, heavy, kilos, laugh, metre, morning, pot, read, road, shirt, spikes, spines, storey, studded, surgery, tied, trolley, walked, weighing

Replies: 14
Views: 3,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 10:58 PM; by Toggy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Are reputation points worth it ?

Started by Zed, 5th June 2004 08:17 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

allocation, altogether, aprehension, bad, comment, confusion, dummy, feel, field, fun, givin, indifferent, lose, lovin, mandatory, mouthed, ozito, points, post, power, ratted, reckon, record, rep, reputation, spat, tied, tools, user, worth

Replies: 31
Views: 6,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 09:17 PM; by DarrylF

Forum:
POLLS

Redneck cowboy

Started by multinut, 31st December 2003 09:34 AM

ahead, answers;, bar, beef, beer, blistering, bread, bred, cold, cowboy, dog, finally, head, horse, hungry, jerky, mad, morning, police-dog, policeman, redneck, says;, sex, shade, shakes, tied, ties, town, tree, understand

Replies: 1
Views: 1,899

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2003 05:58 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
JOKES

Airplane vs Woman

Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:32 AM

airplane, airplanes, arrive, buy, care, comment, common, expect, flick, flown, in-laws, kill, limitations, mad, magazines, mind, month, object, pilot, piloting, preflight, quickly, quiet, skills, switch, takes, tied, time, touch, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:32 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

Firefighter

Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 02:57 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2002 10:45 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Best chain letter ever

Started by Gino, 1st November 2001 10:26 PM

amusing, care, cents, chain, chances, closest, contributing, dead, email, excuse, f@#$%, forward, forwards, friends, human, intelligence, letter, mildly, nickel, omniscient, people, poor, receive, salvation, send, sending, stupid, tied, times, wretched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2001 10:26 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Ouch!

Started by Island Ape, 15th May 2001 09:23 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2001 10:14 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Speed Trap

Started by Tristan Croll, 13th October 2000 07:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

120, bike, biketook, blew, cogito, corvette, corvettes, distance, ergo, gun, guy, honking, horn, miles, mph, officer, outdone, pass, past, pulling, radar, relayed, ride, road, short, speed, suddenly, sum, tied, trap

Replies: 15
Views: 3,818

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2000 02:37 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
JOKES

Collared Parrot

Started by John Saxton, 27th September 2000 09:25 PM

bided, bird, birds, caught, cock, collared, days, due, easy, girl, haso, hell, johnno, lady, male, neck, pair, parrot, parrots, parson, pet, ribbon, spot, talking, tied, visit, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2000 09:25 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

THE CAMEL

Started by John Saxton, 13th July 2000 07:53 PM

angst, asked.the, barked, camel, captain, captains, control, enlisted, fort, johnno, lead, longer.he, looked, pride.so, quarters.within, ride, sergeant, sergeantbring, sexual, shoulders, simply, stationed, tentthe, tied, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2000 07:53 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

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