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Tough love.....

Started by MBM888, 9th April 2014 03:27 PM

conquest, dating, daughter, home, hurt, jail, job, lawyer, lie, love, mind, minutes, princess, rules, shes, tough, understand

Replies: 3
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2014 03:36 PM; by rod1949

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JOKES

not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM

abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2013 07:52 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Wood heater ... stumped!

Started by rsser, 5th May 2013 06:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

000, broke, burn, depth, front, halle-bloody-lujah, hammer, hand, handed, hands, heater, heavens, kneel, lie, light, mistakes, nearby, nec, overhead, ppe, ridiculous, rolleyes, running, rush, sacrificial, stumped, thump, touch, vac, wood

Replies: 17
Views: 3,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2013 05:35 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Politically correct

Started by Breslau, 31st March 2013 12:12 PM

adultery, building, commandments, commit, correct, courthouse, creates, environment, hostile, judges, lawyers, lie, politically, politicians, post, real, reason, shalt, steal, ten, thou

Replies: 0
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2013 12:12 PM; by Breslau

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JOKES

Hello! from North Dakota in the States or G'day mate! as you say Down-Under :-)

Started by blackhillsmills, 9th February 2013 02:44 PM

bandsaw, bear, clap2, corner, dakota, down-under, downunder, enjoy, forum, gday, groundhog, lie, mate, methods, milling, mills, north, planet, proportion, reading, sawmilling, shadow, similar, spring, states, stuff, swing, topic, usa, winter

Replies: 7
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 01:47 AM; by Northstar

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Finishing a chopping board?

Started by Stiebs, 16th January 2012 09:10 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

board, chopping, cracks, fill, final, finish, finishing, flat, food, foodsafe, gaps, grade, holes, keywords, lacking, lie, line, mark, mentioned, natural, nice, resin, rights, search, searching, sort, thicknesser, thinking, thread, u-beaut

Replies: 24
Views: 7,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2013 09:52 AM; by chuck1

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FINISHING

Heads up about a compleate workshop sellout

Started by Da bunny lover, 1st May 2012 11:00 AM

carba-tec, casket, catalogue, compleate, confermed, entire, golden, hand, heads, including, intend, letting, lie, lotto, machines, neilsen, nice, power, powermatics, replace, sale, sell, sellout, start, stock, timber, tonight, tools, win, workshop

Replies: 8
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2012 12:05 PM; by gawdelpus

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Never Lie To A Woman

Started by chambezio, 27th April 2012 12:00 AM

answer, bit, blue, bluegill, boss, box, caught, fish, fishing, fishy, friends, home, husband, lie, lots, love, opportunity, pack, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, sounds, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2012 03:30 AM; by wolften

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JOKES

G'day mates

Started by moorzie2, 14th January 2012 12:31 AM

dot, expensive, firewood, fit, furniture, gday, guitars, home, irish, isle, joined, lie, lot, mates, nicely, nurse, pill, pink, posts, previous, read, repair, sea, sharp, tools, zoom

Replies: 5
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2012 09:40 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hello from Brisbane

Started by Tools4Me, 16th October 2011 05:32 PM

$300, $630, 2tsup, admit, angle, attractive, bit, boats, brisbane, buying, cost, forum, furniture, guys, handtool, hey, iron, lie, lot, nielson, odd, photos, plane, reading, shooting, sign, tool, tools, wooden, woodworking

Replies: 9
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2011 04:10 PM; by Tools4Me

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Golfisms

Started by fenderbelly, 24th August 2011 10:55 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 05:45 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Poll: Woodwork shows

Started by Groggy, 29th June 2011 11:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attract, bit, bring, close, continue, day, days, descriptions, discussion, exact, expectations, hopes, idea, lie, major, majority, match, mind, people, pick, poll, post, reasons, results, revolved, select, shows, taking, visible, woodwork

Replies: 19
Views: 10,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:51 PM; by Groggy

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POLLS

Where does the buck stop?

Started by jimbur, 10th July 2011 04:00 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accounts, apparent, approved, benefitting, blame, buck, cheers, command, crimes, department, dodgy, editor, expenses, extend, extremely, including, jim, journalistic, lie, news, people, proprietor, question, revelations, series, standard, stop, structure, unsavoury, world

Replies: 43
Views: 4,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 11:31 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lie Nielsen Low Angle Adjustable Mouth Block Plane

Started by Durdge39, 24th July 2010 07:57 PM

adjustable, adjuster, adjusting, adjustment, angle, backlash, blade, block, cap, depth, flat, grain, hand, knob, lie, low, mating, mouth, nice, nielsen, paper, plane, polished, smooth, sole, surface, tension, tighten, toe, tool

Replies: 2
Views: 4,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2010 04:45 PM; by justinmcf

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

NEW Woodriver Plane Number 6

Started by Don Wallace, 14th October 2009 12:06 AM

bevel, bit, blade, body, bought, box, boxes, castings, design, fancy, flat, frog, handle, inside, lie, lots, money, neilson, plane, planes, price, primary, quality, quick, square, stanley, stone, tote, width, woodriver

Replies: 2
Views: 4,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2009 02:08 PM; by kevjed

Forum:
PRODUCT REVIEWS

Six truths of life

Started by Ian Smith, 2nd September 2009 06:02 PM

forward, hang, idiot, idiots, lie, life, reading, smile, smiling, special, stupid, sunshine, teeth, tongue, touch, truth, truths

Replies: 3
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 12:31 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wine Flu

Started by wheelinround, 24th July 2009 05:31 PM

24-48, application, bit, condition, dose, drug, dvdand, eradicated, experts, flu, hire, hour, immediately, lie, life, liquid, nurofen, original, quantities, shown, similar, tea, threatening, treated, trick, type, unusual, wine, worsen, [nurofen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2009 05:31 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

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JOKES

Hands of time

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:13 PM

belonged, ceiling, clock, clocks, earth, entered, fan, fascinated, forward, george, hand, hands, jesus, kevin, lie, lied, life, means, met, move, moved, office, pearly, peter, rudds, theresa, time, told, wall, washingtons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 06:18 PM; by Big Shed

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JOKES

Pearly Gates 1

Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:33 PM

abraham, ceiling, clock, clocks, died, entire, fan, front, gates, god, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, replied, responded, rudds, stood, telling, told, wall

Replies: 5
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2009 11:18 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Members Effected by Victorian Bushfires.

Started by Lignin, 8th February 2009 08:54 AM

affected, blade, bushfires, collection, donate, effected, enouigh, fettled, forum, hand, horrors, inevitable, kick, lie, listening, members, membership, nielsen, nsw, oversee, project, propose, relief, savvy, stanley, surplus, tools, victoria, victorian

Replies: 6
Views: 2,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2009 01:08 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

another gynaecologist joke

Started by jow104, 5th January 2009 07:20 PM

annual, apply, assistant, centre, darwin, examination, foam, gently, girl, gynaecologist, gynaecologists, hair, job, joke, lie, nether, oils, pubic, queue, ready, regions, replied, rub, salary, shave, shaving, soothing, starting, wash

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 07:20 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

Lie detector robot

Started by Shrek3, 22nd November 2008 08:04 PM

age, dad, day, detect, detector, doh, friend, girl, hearing, jack, jacks, late, lie, lied, mother, mothers, movie, movies, person, resounding, robot, school, shame, slap, son, special, splatt, steps, tight, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2008 08:04 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Rules for a happy life.

Started by Papa, 16th November 2008 06:20 PM

bed, cleans, cooks, follow, happy, helps, home, job, laugh, lie, life, likes, rules, time, trust, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 10:44 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Vaseline survey

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd November 2008 01:14 PM

admire, bicycle, chain, children, childs, door, feet, frank, gate, greeted, hinge, honesty, husband, kids, knob, knocked, lie, market, mind, people, product, research, researcher, running, sex, survey, telling, time, vaseline, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 05:37 AM; by Wood Borer

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JOKES

Clocks

Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 05:08 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 05:08 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Perth Wood Show, August 8, 9, 10th

Started by derekcohen, 8th August 2008 02:24 AM

10th, august, boards, boxes, demoing, derek, dovetailing, four-squaring, fun, hand, handcut, join, lie, lunch, meet, midday, mortice, nielsen, perth, plane, practice, raise, saturday, set, sharpening, shooting, stand, tenons, tools, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 4,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2008 04:16 PM; by derekcohen

Forum:
EVENTS

Sanding Belt Storage

Started by jmk89, 27th June 2008 11:47 AM

100mm, 12mm, belt, belts, books, carrying, convenient, current, dowels, finer, hang, helps, ideas, job, lie, lot, sanding, sandpaper, search, series, sheet, shopnotes, sticking, storage, store, storing, takes, wall, wasp, wwf

Replies: 3
Views: 3,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2008 10:27 PM; by Claw Hama

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HINTS & TIPS

New machine

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th June 2008 10:51 AM

allan, barry, clicks, commented, fellow, husband, imagine, invented, item, john, lie, machine, married, mouse, newspaper, passenger, read, reading, replied, scientists, sitting, teach, telling, train

Replies: 0
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 10:51 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Robot

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM

allan, barry, chair, clicks, clout, detecting, doubled, ears, guessed, hard, home, house, immediately, knocked, laughter, lie, lied, mates, mother, mouse, parents, replied, robot, school, son, teach, tommy, tommys, video, whacked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Please don't tell a lie

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2008 10:09 AM

admitted, appears, babe, bam, conceived, couple, friend, guy, guys, hottest, land, lie, lied, lies, makes, monsters, nasty, nudges, rest, smart, spend, stuck, ugliest, unison, universe, walking, week, weeks, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 12:49 PM; by Tomislav

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JOKES

The "Middle Wife"

Started by wheelinround, 18th April 2008 04:16 PM

bed, breathe, bring, brother, camcorder, dad, day, delivers, erica, grade, had?this, hands, kid, kids, lie, lies, luke, middle, middle wife, mom, moms, pillow, pop, push, show-and-tell, starts, stuff, wall, water, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:16 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Magic mirror

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 03:50 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:36 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Scales do not lie

Started by Rodgera, 14th March 2008 06:20 PM

bathroom, commented, husband, lie, maneuver, munruben, noticed, scale, scales, standing, stomach, sucking, thinking, weigh

Replies: 6
Views: 1,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 04:37 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

Dream Job?

Started by wayfarer, 26th January 2008 10:56 PM

annual, apply, assistant, bloke, card, centre, darwin, desk, dream, examination, foam, gynaecologists, hair, job, jobs, lie, nether, oils, pubic, queue, ready, regions, replied, rub, salary, shave, shaving, soothing, sorts

Replies: 1
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 09:58 AM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Fred ... back from the dead.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st January 2008 08:06 PM

allan, arranged, contact, day, dead, decent, eat, filled, florence, fred, happy, heaven, husband, idea, late, lie, love, luck, missing, piece, poor, rabbit, reincarnated, replied, requires, seance, sleep, timboon, time, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:20 PM; by nine fingers

Forum:
JOKES

Kevin Eleven

Started by rgum, 25th November 2007 12:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, change, dishonest, eleven, events, happened, hearing, hope, ideas, informed, john, kev, kevin, lie, lied, person, recall, rich, tampa, yep

Replies: 29
Views: 3,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 05:46 PM; by rgum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What lawn grass?

Started by Ashwood, 7th November 2007 01:31 PM

ashwood, buffalo, category, cheers, generic, grass, green, guys, hard, ideal, lawn, lie, lush, maintain, melbourne, mix, over-hyped, recommend, remain, round, single, soft, supplier, tank, trademark, type, types, variety, walter, world

Replies: 3
Views: 2,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 03:21 PM; by SilentButDeadly

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Laughter in court

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th September 2007 06:37 AM

attend, attorney, autopsies, bar, beard, court, dead, describe, doctor, exam, female, gear, guess, height, individual, laughter, lie, male, medium, morning, oral, pass, people, performed, rephrase, responses, school, stand, true, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 06:37 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Biggest Liar

Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2007 07:33 PM

age, answered, arguing, ashamed, biggest, bill, boy, boys, decided, dollars, entered, found, liar, lie, teacher, tells, ten, ten-dollar

Replies: 0
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 07:33 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Blocked sewer

Started by atregent, 12th June 2007 04:16 PM

blockage, blocked, couple, curiosity, door, expecting, expensive, experience, job, lie, lillypilly, morning, neighbours, no.1, perform, plumber, question, raised, regular, responsibility, root, roots, sewer, sideway, thankfully, tree, trees, trimming, unpleasant, water

Replies: 6
Views: 2,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2007 04:43 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

snake oil and new house salesmen... a slight rant

Started by Wild Dingo, 16th May 2007 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, budget, build, building, call, check, company, creek, designs, floor, home, house, lie, mate, mmm, money, morning, oil, persist, plans, range, rant, salesmen, shane, shire, slight, snake, spoken, talking, yeah

Replies: 20
Views: 3,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2007 08:33 PM; by Iain

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Top 10 Ways........

Started by m2c1Iw, 19th April 2007 02:11 PM

2nd, admit, attempts, bridge, buy, cheers, city, constant, contempating, daydreaming, disorder, dono, failed, impatient, latin, learining, lie, list, project, refering, sketchup, smoother, start, starts, ten, tool, top, tutorials, ways, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2007 11:04 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

need techniques on laying down bricks

Started by euphorbia, 22nd March 2007 07:20 PM

brick, bricks, cement, lay, laying, learn, lie, propley, stack, stacking, techniques, thanks.and

Replies: 5
Views: 2,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2007 05:19 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Queensland Financial Institutions

Started by John Saxton, 14th March 2007 04:21 PM

account, analysing, anticipation, apprenticeship, arms, aunty, banana, bbbbbulletin, benders, bendin, bloody, board, cheers, establish, fair, finally, financial, ground, guys/gals, institution, institutions, jack, lie, move, preferences, queensland, reputable, search, settle, unions

Replies: 7
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2007 11:54 AM; by Andy Mac

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

So old it may be new again...

Started by Dennis Millard, 20th February 2007 12:32 PM

arrested, carpenter, cell, chair, climbed, convicted, dollars-, excuse, half, halves, hear, hoarse-, hole, horse, jumped, lie, passing, rode, sat, sawdust, sawed, shouted, sore, table, uncomfortable, wooden

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 03:29 PM; by RobP

Forum:
JOKES

Are public servants allowed to lie?

Started by journeyman Mick, 7th January 2007 11:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

activities, allowed, arguements, backside, bare, body, booted, caught, document, doubt, faced, government, hapens, importantly, lie, lie.o, lying, mick, person, proves, public, request, rolleyes, sake, scrutinised, servants, shortcomings, told, unsatisfactory, volunteers

Replies: 29
Views: 3,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 09:33 AM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Timbercon show prices ?

Started by stolar, 22nd October 2006 02:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advantage, lie, obvious, people, prices, reason, timbercon

Replies: 44
Views: 19,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:47 PM; by baxter

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Moved: Never lie to little girls

Started by bennylaird, 6th September 2006 09:14 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2006 09:00 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Heaven

Started by echnidna, 12th July 2006 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abraham, aussie, ceiling, clock, clocks, continues, dies, exclaims, explains, fan, gates, hands, heaven, howard’s, huge, jesus’, john, lie, lied, life, lifetime, lincolns, minutes, moved, office, pearly, peter, stunned, telling, wall

Replies: 25
Views: 3,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 03:42 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

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Poll: Woodwork shows

NEW Woodriver Plane Number 6

Moved: Never lie to little girls