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A man with a death wish

Started by Rodgera, 29th May 2015 07:49 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2015 07:49 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

The Holy man and the lion

Started by rrich, 25th February 2015 09:18 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2015 11:47 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

A Man's Age -- as Determined by a Trip to Bunnings

Started by bookend, 12th January 2015 09:50 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2015 10:58 AM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Haymes paint man lied to me.

Started by _fly_, 13th November 2014 06:33 PM

Replies: 11
Views: 2,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2014 11:57 AM; by Vernonv

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Man Overboard Drill

Started by Rodgera, 9th July 2014 11:06 AM

anchor, bright, captain, crew, drill, drop, dummy, fall, fast, favor, fluorescent, frigate, lieutenant, man, maneuvered, named, nervously, orange, oscar, overboard, practicing, ran, remains, rescuing, scattered, ship, son, stopped, surveying, swim, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2014 03:09 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Man of Means

Started by John Saxton, 14th January 2014 04:00 PM

accumulated, bernie, blown, bugger, buildings, charlotte, daughter, deathbed, edinburgh, hard, husband, man, mctavish, means, morningside, nurse, offices, paper, property, replies, residential, round, sarah, slips, sons, square, tam, town, wife, wullie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2014 04:00 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

A Man & His Wife.

Started by issatree, 28th November 2013 01:22 AM

coffee, dash, dvd, golf, hours, iphone, jug, laptop, man, nice, outage, person, play, power, raining, sat, talked, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2013 08:30 PM; by Scott

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JOKES

A narrow escape and a VERY nice young man

Started by SAISAY, 17th April 2013 08:33 AM

bit, buying, change, cooper, escape, front, guess, guy, hand, happen, jack, job, left, man, managed, narrow, nice, oncoming, pulled, road, started, stopped, time, told, traffic, twenties, tyre, worn, wrong, young

Replies: 8
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2013 08:50 PM; by malb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

can’t, church, day, doc, doctor, dying, elevators, embarrassment, fart, farting, farts, farts.”, fixed, heaven.”fart, let’s, man, nose, pills, returns, saves, stink, table, times, week, week.”, we’ve, worse, “doc, “now

Replies: 1
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

My new man cave WIP

Started by Grumpy John, 19th November 2012 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

241458, 241459, 241460, 241461, 241462, 3.6mtr, 3mtr, answer, ashley, build, cave, curved, cyclorama, edges, emails, gear, man, missus, money, photography, pursue, safety, space, studio, wear, wip, woodworking

Replies: 24
Views: 3,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2012 09:46 PM; by Grumpy John

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Homeless Man

Started by MBM888, 10th October 2012 11:30 PM

astounded, beer, bucks, cooked, dinner, dirty, disease, disgusting, district, dollars, exclaimed, fishing, food, furious, golf, home, homeless, light, lousy, man, money, pretty, replied, sex, smell, spend, ten, terrific, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 11:30 PM; by MBM888

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JOKES

Need A Carpenter?? Im your man!

Started by pieterjacobs, 19th September 2012 08:44 AM

0406, 368, 674, brisbane, car, carpenter, cheers, cladding, decks, experience, fit, free, live, man, outs, phone, pieter, ports, qld, quality, renovations, retaining, staircases, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2012 08:44 AM; by pieterjacobs

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EMPLOYMENT

A man walks into a bar...

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th April 2012 08:14 PM

bar, bartender, beer, drinking, home, man, picture, pocket, replies, shirt, times, walks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2012 08:14 PM; by FenceFurniture

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JOKES

The man rules

Started by chambezio, 28th January 2012 10:49 AM

answer, captain, colour, colours, commercials, cook, couch, default, directions, discuss, fruit, hear, hints, idea, man, mind, nothings, pass, peach, prepared, pumpkin, question, rules, settings, shape, shoes, tonight;, topics, windows, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2012 04:27 PM; by damian

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JOKES

Man shoots nail into brain without noticing

Started by BobL, 23rd January 2012 06:54 PM

bbc, brain, man, nail, news, noticing, shoots

Replies: 13
Views: 2,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 08:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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SAFETY

Outdoors man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th September 2011 08:24 PM

afternoon, allan, ball, buck, crappy, crawl, creek, deep, encountered, flooded, golf, golfer, grassed, gum, hole, incident, kangaroo, man, mate, morning, muddy, outdoors, replied, searching, stinking, telling, tiger, waist, walked, whopping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2011 10:10 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Should Wives be alowed in the kitchen whilst a man is cooking?

Started by Phil Spencer, 25th June 2011 01:45 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

alowed, apply?rolleyes, cat, cooking, excuse, forgotten, half, hands, humgry, kitchen, man, meal, oh&s, orange, pockets, politly, preparing, preperations, rules, set, shed, touch, treated, turkey, venture, visitor, visitors, weher, whilst, wives

Replies: 43
Views: 4,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2011 10:52 PM; by Christos

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

So much for the rainbow man

Started by Woodwould, 10th December 2010 04:07 PM

bucket, carpet, carrying, cleaner, couple, cut, demonstration, door, eat, electricity, emptied, fork, hall, hasty, horse, lady, madam, man, manure, minutes, morning, personally, quick, rainbow, remainder, remove, scones, stepped, traces, vacuum

Replies: 1
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 08:33 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

The Sandpaper Man

Started by Castaway, 21st September 2010 09:27 PM

2tsup2tsup2tsup2tsup, absolutely, afternoon, armidale, arrived, delivered, driver, email, fantastic, friday, guys, local, man, mesh, micro, night, nsw, office, online, post, processed, recieved, sandpaper, service, store, tuesday, vic, wednesday

Replies: 13
Views: 2,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2010 06:13 PM; by TP1

Forum:
FINISHING

Because I'm a man...

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2010 10:39 AM

2010, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, engineers, fine, hair, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, message, mother, public, service, sex, share, sports, survive, talk, thinking, understand, visit, wearing, women, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 01:43 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

A man can't win!!

Started by artme, 25th May 2010 09:10 PM

annoyance, barked, boxes, brasil, cut, drilling, dust, ensuite, fair, fitting, fittings, hidden, job, leaking, man, placemnt, process, risk, run, seal, shower, sink, source, swmbo, tiler, tiles, trouble, vanity, watertight, win

Replies: 11
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2010 10:54 AM; by Enfield Guy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

4 Horse

Started by gawdelpus, 12th March 2010 11:19 PM

american, answered, asked, beautiful, called, horse, indian, man, means, nag, replied, unusual, wife, wifes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 11:19 PM; by gawdelpus

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JOKES

Bah Humbug am I a grumpy old man

Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd December 2009 09:10 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bah, carols, celebrate, christmas, daughter, day, decided, dummy, endure, eve, family, father, grumpy, happened, humbug, idea, in-law, leaves, man, mother, partner, past, quiet, sister, solstice, spat, spoiling, watch, wife, winter

Replies: 29
Views: 2,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2009 06:26 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Man moves mountain

Started by Bluegum, 4th December 2009 04:51 PM

14ft, apparently, das, decided, farms, funny, goal, government, house, jha, kumar, leave, local, man, miles, mountain, moves, official, park, prabhat, praising, rarely, reach, refused, telephone, trek, truck, true, tunnel, villagers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2009 11:36 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

How God really created man

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:53 PM

arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, created, eve, fighting, garden, god, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, man, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 06:55 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Not much of a man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th September 2009 03:23 PM

allan, barman, beer, cold, davidsons, driver, driving, food, front, harley, hinchinbrook, left, man, meal, nearby, nice, pulled, ran, remarked, replied, roadhouse, sitting, sooner, stack, steak, truck, truckie, vegetables, wheelinaround, whimper

Replies: 1
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2009 08:58 AM; by Rum Pig

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JOKES

Man sues for a Billion Trillion

Started by Gingermick, 27th September 2009 11:22 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2009 11:22 AM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Grumpy Old Man

Started by fenderbelly, 11th August 2009 05:11 PM

agitated, arrived, car, card, chided, credit, drive, elderly, entire, finally, geezer, glasses, grumpy, hat, hurried, husband, inside, leaving, left, man, minute, relief, restaurant, resumed, retrieve, return, trip, unknowingly, woman, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 05:46 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

A great man. My war hero.

Started by rgum, 8th June 2009 02:54 PM

america, army, bed, bless, clemens, coffin, fought, gaza, god, great, guadalcannal, hero, house, japanese, leg, lost, man, marines, martin, night, peace, proud, proudly, saluted, serving, solomans, time, told, war, whiskey

Replies: 4
Views: 1,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2009 05:47 PM; by rgum

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM

built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron

Replies: 1
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 07:41 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Well done, Sandpaper Man

Started by AlexS, 4th April 2009 10:07 AM

arrived, barn, batch, bulk, correct, email, forums, green, half, man, mates, minimum, monday, night, price, quality, quantities, sandpaper, saturday, shipped, sponsors, time, top, tuesday, wwer

Replies: 5
Views: 2,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2009 04:09 PM; by Waldo

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Because I Am A Man...

Started by Rodgera, 10th February 2009 04:00 PM

ago, answer, beer, belt, calculator, car, cars, complete, fine, hair, holding, listen, lost, man, minutes, misplaced, miss, mother, pair, pick, share, shoes, stop, stranger, survive, thinking, time, vacuuming, visit, wearing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:15 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

whats a man to do.

Started by weisyboy, 10th December 2008 09:40 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

7pm, bloke, bottom, cos, cut, door, drive, earlier, finally, fix, hard, home, hoop, house, job, level, man, phone, posts, price, rings, sleeper, sleepers, square, top, ute, walk, wall, witch, wonky

Replies: 32
Views: 4,872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2008 09:51 AM; by AUSSIE

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Perfect Man !

Started by gawdelpus, 2nd December 2008 11:34 PM

amazing, avoid, blacks, cabbie, catches, change, feel, feldman, fellow, frank, fuse, guy, jams, man, measure, meet, mistake, passenger, perfect, quickest, street, stuck, subject, taxi, time, traffic, treat, walks, woman, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2008 11:43 PM; by dennford

Forum:
JOKES

timewaster#3 psycadelic man

Started by underfoot, 2nd November 2008 06:32 AM

amused, babycool, bottom, coolcool, left, man, minutes, psycadelic, timewaster#3, tool

Replies: 3
Views: 1,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2008 09:31 AM; by Pheonix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Old man

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:28 AM

amazing, chair, cigarettes, day, drink, eat, exercise, fatty, foods, happy, honey, life, man, noticing, packs, porch, rocking, secret, smoke, twenty-eight, walked, week, whiskey, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:28 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

The International Council Of Man Laws.

Started by WoodJunky, 6th June 2008 09:25 PM

acceptable, balls, beer, birthday, buy, car, choice, circumstances, conversation, council, drink, drive, free, friends, game, guts, guy, guys, home, international, late, laws, man, mates, night, situations, sports, stopwatch, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 09:11 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

G'day! from the shed man.

Started by the_shed_man, 16th July 2008 08:29 AM

accident, bike, brew, carpenters, cheers, day, electric-powered, finish, fishing, francis, gday, herreshof, man, maroochy, mean-time, minnie, noosa, occasion, qld], rivers, shed, sons, sunny, tbc, tender, tinny, tools, wife, yatch, [obiquitous

Replies: 4
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2008 06:03 PM; by Cent-A-Wood

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Wheres Niki???? Thats Niki our Polish tip man!

Started by Wild Dingo, 21st May 2008 10:58 PM

2tsup, cheers, creating, enforced, guy, happened, increadibly, man, nicknacks, niki, polish, posts, sabbatical, shane, shed, talented, tip, tips

Replies: 6
Views: 3,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 04:36 PM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

One armed man

Started by fenderbelly, 21st May 2008 11:24 AM

a@se, arm, armed, arms, building, caught, dancing, elevator, feeling, glad, happy, heels, hurried, itchy, jump, kicking, kill, ledge, life, lost, man, saving, skipping, standing, thanked, told, top, ugly, useless, whistling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 11:24 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

San Francisco Man Becomes First American To Grasp Significance Of Irony

Started by Ozkaban, 6th May 2008 11:58 AM

aged, american, burned, children, concept, cool, francisco, friends, fullmer, future, grasp, grilling, grips, guy, intended, irony, man, married, month, offence, planned, pretty, real, san, significance, steaks, time, weather, weekend, [no

Replies: 8
Views: 2,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 09:22 AM; by switt775

Forum:
JOKES

The Journey Of Man

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th April 2008 09:40 AM

ambition, ambitious, boobs, decided, directionless, divorced, energetic, feet, firmly, found, fun, girl, girlfriend, ground, impetuous, initially, journey, life, mad, man, married, miserable, owned, passionate, planted, real, settling, smart, whwn, wiser

Replies: 2
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2008 04:50 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

Started by Metal Head, 19th April 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$68, 2005, close, comfort, commuter, complaint, convicted, day, front, intensely, italy, journey, lecco, man, met, milan, moved, northern, occasions, sat, sentence, separate, sitting, speak, stared, staring, time, town, train, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 3,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 07:55 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Smart man

Started by Stevenp, 29th March 2008 04:15 PM

bank, couple, customer, demanded, gun, instantly, killing, man, money, replied, rob, robber, shot, sir, smart, standing, temple, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 04:55 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Man's Best Friend - The Proof

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th March 2008 09:51 AM

boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, man, mans, proof, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:44 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

"YES" man

Started by Ashwood, 22nd February 2008 03:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 03:40 PM; by Ashwood

Forum:
JOKES

Another good Man gone

Started by reef12, 11th January 2008 11:22 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 08:23 AM; by Robo1

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

dogs...not man's best friend

Started by dazzam, 19th December 2007 01:22 AM

afraid, allegations, arrives, christmas, colour, condition, days, deck, dogs, dogsnot, finance, friend, grey, impressed, law, laying, legitimacy, lighten, man, mans, minister, mother, nasty, overly, pedigree, product, re-finishing, short, stronger, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:12 PM; by dazzam

Forum:
FINISHING

A man who built his own speed hump

Started by jow104, 23rd November 2007 08:01 PM

built, hump, load, man, speed, takes, video

Replies: 5
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 06:05 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Man Spit Roasts 550kg Camel

Started by Metal Head, 19th November 2007 07:28 AM

1996, 2.7, 500, 550kg, barbecuing, camel, cook, diners, falco, feasted, french, intrepid, largest, litres, man, meal, meat, moroccan, oil, record, roasts, safi, seaside, spit, spit-roasting, tonnes, town, wood, world, worlds

Replies: 2
Views: 2,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 06:58 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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