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It would make you cry

Started by BEKKY, 5th December 2011 05:23 PM

blind, born, cried, cripple, cry, crying, day, decided, earth, encountered, farther, happy, heaven, him.bigcry, lord, make, met, public, road, sat, service, son, stroll, sunset, touched, visit, walk, walked, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2011 05:23 PM; by BEKKY

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Its a Boy

Started by kevjed, 15th April 2010 12:56 PM

1754, 2010, 8-10, april, battle, boy, chance, charles, crying, dad, edwardes, fighter, kevin, kicking, monday, monique, mum, nicu, oskar, proud, recover, regains, rest, sister, strength, support, unit, vent, weeks, world

Replies: 7
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2010 03:48 PM; by tea lady

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Rodgera's night out

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2010 07:41 PM

bar, bartender, called, claims, clarence, covered, crying, drunk, fancy, found, gold, guy, heard, hey, home, honey, husband, morning, night, peed, question, question;, rodgera, rodgeras, saxophone, spent, urinals, wife, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 06:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Collingwood Joke

Started by Lignum, 11th December 2009 12:51 AM

arms, begin, breaks, chance, collingwood, crying, dane, dejected, disheartened, eddie, eventually, fans, feet, fifteen, joke, nick, ninety, pandemonium, perplexed, scream, sigh, stadium, stamp, starts, stupid, swan, wave, world, yell

Replies: 5
Views: 3,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:01 AM; by artme

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A born loser

Started by Dengue, 7th December 2009 11:46 PM

bar, bed, biker, bit, born, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, insurance, late, left, life, loser, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2009 01:23 PM; by fenderbelly

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Allan & John

Started by Calm, 31st August 2009 10:40 PM

allan, blonde, bloody, court, cried, crying, cute, day, days, figured, filed, guilty, happened, jail, john, johnb, judge, loud, park, perjury, pleaded, proud, remember, replied, shop, sue, waitress, wallan, world, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2009 07:02 PM; by munruben

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Raising Children

Started by Rodgera, 22nd July 2009 08:14 PM

book, child, children, crying, curb, elderly, gentleman, johnny, judgement, lost, mom, munrubben, neighborhood, quiet, raising, rearing, residential, shes, sitting, sobbed, son, strolling, trouble, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2009 08:14 PM; by Rodgera

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It's Been A Hard Day

Started by wheelinround, 6th July 2009 03:38 PM

bar, bed, biker, bit, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, day, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, hard, insurance, late, left, life, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2009 03:38 PM; by wheelinround

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Getting Things Done

Started by Rodgera, 6th June 2009 04:12 PM

bride, crying, father, fix, found, honey, house, husband, married, momma, mother, putting, replied, things, thirty-eight

Replies: 2
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2009 02:10 PM; by damian

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Alan and Barry golfing

Started by munruben, 16th December 2008 03:53 PM

18th, alan, annoyed, approaches, ball, barry, clubhouse, considers, crying, dallying, golfing, hit, hole, iron, lines, looked, loud, paused, perfect, petes, playing, sake, shot, shouted, standing, tee, time, watching, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 05:42 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Two Blondes With Hammers.

Started by wheelinround, 1st September 2008 07:11 PM

bad, blonde, blondes, boss, carol, chest, clerk, cold, crying, day, dents, doctor, donna, eyes, finger, gun, hammers, happened, home, hot, house, morning, nail, paid, replied, roommate, shooting, shop, tail, thermos

Replies: 1
Views: 1,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 07:59 PM; by Batpig

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First Kiss

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2008 02:28 PM

ahead, air, blue, button, confidence, crying, dad, darling, disheveled, favorite, girl, girls, hair, hand, hell, intercom, kiss, leans, light, loud, pajamas, pleeeeease, porch, risky, sister, sleepy, smiling, takes, voice, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Rodgera

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Hospital Chart Bloopers

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th May 2008 07:29 AM

1993, alert, alive, anorexia, appearing, appears, bloopers, breakfast, chart, constantly, crying, day, decrepit, depressed, discharge, forgetful, healthy, hospital, left, lunch, male, mentally, numb, patient, permission, status, tearful, toes, waffles, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 07:29 AM; by Barry Hicks

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A few children's books

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:15 AM

allan, anatomy, book, books, children, childrens, crying, curious, daddy, eating, eggs, fly, games, hamster, hell, hide, human, kicking, kittens, microwave, mommy, neat, paper, pop, pop-up, school, sissy, snitched, toilet, whining

Replies: 0
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:15 AM; by Elbow

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What Planet Are You From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th February 2008 06:58 PM

annoyed, answers, bawls, bit, blue, coke, crying, drivers, drives, gay, hands, license, mars, middle, offer, planet, queer, red, road, rolls, sandwich, snaps, spots, stop, stops, thirsty, trouble, truckie, window, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:07 AM; by tea lady

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Big Richard

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th February 2008 10:48 PM

allan, big, calendar, consoled, crying, day, dead, doctor, evening, found, gained, home, hospital, matron, matter, months, newspaper, nurse, paper, recognised, refrigerator, replied, richard, rounds, sobbing, stole, transplanted, trusty, wife, wrapped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 01:33 PM; by munruben

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When a Woman Lies

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM

appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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Memories

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th January 2008 03:51 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 04:45 PM; by tea lady

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Merry Christmas To All

Started by rrich, 25th December 2007 07:30 AM

allen, arrive, assembly, attach, awake, christmas, correct, crying, daddy, dil, expect, fortunately, giggles, hours, hurry, joy, kiddie, kiddies, merry, play, screw, searching, secure, shed, shook, slot, start, tasks, town, wrench

Replies: 0
Views: 1,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 07:30 AM; by rrich

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Monastery Life

Started by wheelinround, 11th December 2007 10:30 AM

abbot, archives, banging, bruised, caves, celebrate, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 02:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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I light of impending marriages

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:48 AM

allan, basement, bike, broke, burst, confused, crying, day, deck, drunk, fell, flooded, hed, home, hug, impending, john, kissed, life, light, loved, machine, marriages, massive, straight, tears, told, washing, wife, worst

Replies: 3
Views: 962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 10:14 AM; by echnidna

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Breast feeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th October 2007 08:25 AM

allan, alleviate, arms, babe, baby, babys, breast, chewing, crying, damn, descent, ears, embarrassed, exclaimed, explained, fashion, feeding, gallantly, gosh, gum, head, hungry, landing, mother, nursing, pediatrician, pilot, pressure, shook, true

Replies: 3
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:04 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Monastery Life

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 10:33 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:11 AM; by wheelinround

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International rules of manhood #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 10:47 AM

angelina, blouse, bosss, car, circumstances, cry, crying, dies, dog, game, heroic, hour, international, jolie, manhood, master, minutes, monent, rules, save, starts, teeth, unbuttoning, wrecking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 12:47 AM; by joe greiner

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Kitchen Cry

Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2007 11:42 AM

2tsup, change, cooked, cry, crying, darling, dinner, dog, eaten, eating, evening, home, howard, kitchen, loud, matter, miriam, special, wife, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 11:42 AM; by Rodgera

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Kiwi joke

Started by munruben, 12th July 2007 11:10 AM

begin, broadcast, carlos, chance, crying, dejected, disheartened, eventually, feet, fufteen, global, guv, helen, hum, joke, ken, kiwi, kiwis, media, perplexed, reading, sigh, siven, starts, stupid, thunk, wave, world, yell

Replies: 5
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 07:13 PM; by fred.n

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Seriously now....what songs make you cry ?

Started by JDarvall, 21st April 2006 05:51 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

bed, beeeefore, beta, bit, bouncing, cry, crying, days, desperado, eagles, head, heard, hell, horrible, late, love, luuuuv, make, moment, nowwhat, radio, shake, shed, sniff, songs, tooooooooo, uno

Replies: 69
Views: 7,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2007 09:40 PM; by FXST01

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Canadian Passport

Started by Baz, 1st March 2007 05:31 PM

address, araft, beach, birth, butt, canadian, card, chicken, crying, cut, days, farm, forms, goat, heads, hell, insurance, issuance, loud, minister, park, passport, picture, plan, sandy, stupid, urge, visiting, weird, yasser

Replies: 1
Views: 2,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2007 10:10 PM; by Tonyz

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Not long till the Ashes

Started by bennylaird, 2nd November 2006 07:46 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ahhh, ashes, barmenp, beer, blown, boys, canon, closer, crying, dayers, fav, form, glen, hope, long, loose, mcgrathd, night, november, null, ouw, play, poms, punch, starting, swing, till, timed, warnie, zuland

Replies: 46
Views: 4,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 08:48 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Cabbie & The Nun

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:42 PM

alley, blush, cab, cabbie, catholic, child, confess, crying, dear, driver, excited, fantasy, forgive, fulfills, halloween, hooker, jewish, kevin, kiss, lied, married, nun, offend, party, pull, road, single, sinned, staring, starts

Replies: 3
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 09:35 PM; by outback

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Nag Nag Nag

Started by Baz, 18th September 2006 09:18 PM

answered, bath, client, crying, day, decided, door, execution, finally, granted, hanging, home, husbands, nag, phone, predictable, rang, realizing, rear, remarks, sarcastic, screamed, stay, stop, told, tonight, upstairs, whirled, wife, wright

Replies: 5
Views: 1,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2006 05:10 PM; by Wongo

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Monastry Life

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 13th August 2006 07:37 PM

abbot, archives, caves, choking, copies, copying, crying, error, father, head, held, hours, hundreds, life, locked, manuscripts, missed, monastery, monastry, monk, monks, original, replies, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wailing, word, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,099

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2006 07:53 PM; by ernknot

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Swearing

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th May 2006 07:43 PM

approval, bedroom, blubbers, breakfast, chair, coco, crying, downstairs, eek, eyes, flew, floor, gonna, head, kitchen, looked, mum, nods, pops, ran, started, stern, swear, swearing, time, tumbled, upstairs, voice, walks, whack

Replies: 5
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 02:00 PM; by Mr woodmachinist

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a born looser

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM

bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 10:06 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Celibacy 2

Started by Iain, 17th December 2005 01:35 PM

archives, attending, bible, bitterly, book, celebrate, celibacy, century, copy, crying, curate, days, deep, detected, duties, found, hand, labyrinths, monastery, mumbled, novice, original, possibility, previous, priest, replied, true, vanished, word, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 01:35 PM; by Iain

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Help, Nerds! My PC is freaking out!

Started by Rusty, 15th June 2005 10:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

24hrs, accepted, button, chatrooms, cheerfully, clueing, considered, crying, display, evening, family, feeling, fix, freaking, glad, headsrolleyes, hear, it.advice, loud, nerd, nerds, obvious, offer, pocket, protectors, responding, rus, start, stuff, uncool

Replies: 18
Views: 2,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2005 08:10 PM; by pau1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The bali 9 - is a death sentence appropriate?

Started by boban, 9th May 2005 01:44 AM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

age, bali, btw, business, child, children, crying, death, decision, doubt, drug, greedy, horrible, kill, meet, met, molesters, moment, mums, person, rapists, real, running, sentence, shoulder, soft, stupid, upbringing, worse, wrong

Replies: 97
Views: 8,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 06:18 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Social Tips for Rednecks

Started by DPB, 2nd February 2005 09:27 AM

ago, approaching, babies, beer, bride, characters, choice, crying, establish, etiquette, funeral, gift, hear, kissing, livestock, monday, parents, poor, proven, rednecks, screen, social, tacky, talking, tests, time, tips, wedding, weddings, wine

Replies: 5
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2005 09:50 AM; by Kev Y.

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Irish Daughter

Started by Baz, 18th January 2005 08:28 PM

breath, brother, certificate, convertible, crying, dad, daddy, daughter, death, edition, girl, gold, half, hug, irish, lifetime, limited, membership, mercedes, million, parked, pounds, prostitute, protestant, replied, rolex, scared, sniff, spanking, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 08:28 PM; by Baz

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You Wish

Started by Ian007, 11th August 2004 03:46 PM

200, a.m, afternoon, bench, biscuits, coffee, crying, dessert, dinner, eyes, favorite, gourmet, ground, half, homemade, live, love, lunch, makes, meal, morning, park, remember, sobbing, soup, special, stopped, toys, wine, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2004 03:46 PM; by Ian007

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Blonde again

Started by Bob Willson, 30th March 2004 06:46 PM

agrees, bad, blonde, boss, breaks, call, chance, check, crying, day, decides, died, horrible, hours, hysterically, judi, matter, mind, morning, mum, office, pass, received, replies, rushes, sister, sympathetically, tears, usual, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 06:46 PM; by Bob Willson

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The Woodcutter

Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM

appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2003 09:36 AM; by oges

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Another Blonde Joke

Started by Simple, 21st August 2003 02:49 PM

airline, answered, arrival, bathroom, blonde, breaking, called, captain, city, closet, crying, days, disturb, doors, eat, flying, happened, hotel, joke, missing, noticed, personnel, phone, pretty, replied, route, sign, sobbed, stay-over, stewardess

Replies: 0
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2003 02:49 PM; by Simple

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Monk

Started by Gino, 22nd November 2002 06:22 PM

abbot, bloody, bruised, caves, celebrate, copies, copying, crying, dark, downstairs, error, forehead, head, held, hours, hundreds, locked, manuscript, monastery, monk, monks, original, uncontrollably, underneath, vault, voice, wall, word, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2002 06:22 PM; by Gino

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Bit of bad luck

Started by DonN, 3rd October 2002 07:02 PM

200, a.m, afternoon, bad, bench, bit, brownies, coffee, crying, dessert, dinner, favourite, freshly, gourmet, ground, half, homemade, live, love, luck, lunch, makes, meal, morning, park, remember, sobbing, soup, wine, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 11:05 PM; by Red neck

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Frozen Moments

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 08:20 PM

chop, cold, crying, dinner, ears, freezing, frozen, hands, holiday, johnno, legs, lovers, moments, night, sayshoney, sha, time, warm, warms, winter, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2001 10:55 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Cars in Heaven

Started by Tristan Croll, 19th October 2000 08:01 PM

car, cars, cogito, crying, ergo, forgiven, golden, guy, guys, hear, heaven, jaguar, lincoln, married, matter, peter, pinto, pleased, queen, sidewalk, skateboard, sum, that;, treated, walked, walks, wife, woman, wrong, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2000 04:56 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

A day at the zoo

Started by Iain, 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM

attempts, attendant, attendants, bit, choice, compound, cries, crying, day, died, disgusted, echidna, elephant, enquires, happened, head, keeper, lady, mollify, poor, porcupine, prick, quill, replies, size, tells, walking, words, wrong, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,240

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2000 06:39 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

LOST POSTINGS

Started by ubeaut, 7th August 1999 09:51 AM

1999.], appologies, august, confirm, crying, edited, encountered, fix, gold, instaling, loss, lost, message, neil, postings, provider, reinstate, robbo, stuff, ubeaut, version, weeks, weight, worth, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 2,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 1999 09:51 AM; by ubeaut

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