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  1. a corny one ,The Bacon Tree

    Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 08:48 PM
    bacon, breath, bush, close, corny, crawling, cured, deed, desert, dying, ees, forget, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, meerage, miamigo, mortally, pepe, pork, saved, smell, sock, staggers, suddenly, tree, warns, wounded
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,744
    Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:48 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  2. dyeing timber or veneer

    Started by Arron, 29th August 2013 05:35 PM
    0.2mm, 1mm, arron, bit, cheers, date, dye, dyeing, dying, experiments, fair, key, managed, object, patchy, penetration, sanded, sit, soak, success, surface, timber, veneer
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,696
    Last Post: 4th September 2013 10:03 PM
    by gyropilot  Go to last post

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  3. A man goes to a doctor and says.....

    Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM
    can’t, church, day, doc, doctor, dying, elevators, embarrassment, fart, farting, farts, farts.”, fixed, heaven.”fart, let’s, man, nose, pills, returns, saves, stink, table, times, week, week.”, we’ve, worse, “doc, “now
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,715
    Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  4. Black stain query

    Started by AlexS, 20th September 2012 12:57 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,388
    Last Post: 27th September 2012 11:27 PM
    by Dengue  Go to last post

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  5. This is wierd

    Started by Grumpy John, 6th July 2011 09:51 AM
    blowies, bottom, buggered, dead, dozen, dying, fly, found, half, home, melbourne, middle, night, recess, shower, sight, week, whatonearth, wierd, winter
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,301
    Last Post: 7th July 2011 09:19 PM
    by BRADFORD  Go to last post
  6. The blonde and the cow

    Started by fenderbelly, 27th May 2011 01:32 PM
    airhead, assuming, barn, blonde, bred, confidently, cow, cows, dealing, dying, explains, guess, hang, impregnate, insemination, janet, know;, lady, laughing, lee, nail, named, pants, pray, rudely, shoulder, simple, stall, sweetly, walk
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,168
    Last Post: 27th May 2011 01:32 PM
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  7. Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

    Started by bullfright, 1st May 2011 08:32 AM
    art, battery, bridges, cemetery;, charge, couple, day, duct, dying, enfield, holds, hundreds, lightning, linked, london, obesity, police, proofreading, read, red, rips, shooting, slain;, stronger, struck, study, suspect, takes, tape, temperatures
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,563
    Last Post: 1st May 2011 01:55 PM
    by Cub  Go to last post

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  8. Phobias

    Started by Andy Mac, 17th November 2006 02:28 PM
    cheersd, childbirth, death, dying, fabrics, fear, german, gods, heat, linkeek, operations, phobias, pregnancy, religion, sea, sitting, surgical, textophobia-, thaasophobia-, thalassophobia-, thanatophobia, thantophobia-, theatres, theatrophobia-, theologicophobia-, theology, theophobia-, thermophobia-, tocophobia-, tomophobia-
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,650
    Last Post: 9th April 2011 06:04 AM
    by underfoot  Go to last post
  9. The hardest thing I've ever had to do

    Started by Grumpy John, 9th December 2010 02:13 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    aged, call, care, coward, dad, dying, eating, facility, finding, goodbye, goodbyes, hard, hardest, jeez, life, missing, mum, nerve, phone, real, received, shes, sort, stopped, swore, thing
    • Replies: 36
    • Views: 3,809
    Last Post: 14th December 2010 03:33 PM
    by graemet  Go to last post
  10. G'day from Brisbane

    Started by Robbo60, 8th February 2010 11:29 AM
    2tsup, bigger, bought, brisbane, bunch, buy, cheers, dying, finishes, fitter, forward, gday, gear, graham, house, ideas, involved, list, love, post, reading, recently, shed, stuff, trade, triton, turner, wife, wood
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 863
    Last Post: 10th February 2010 02:47 PM
    by Christos  Go to last post
  11. Hello from Canada

    Started by RonLuc, 14th December 2009 08:25 AM
    2tsup, aspects, brantford, canada, dying, explore, explored, follow, forms, gretzkys, hockey, hollow, home, including, live, nice, ontario, pens, pretty, ron, segmented, starting, texturing, town, turners, turnings, wayne
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,614
    Last Post: 24th December 2009 11:41 PM
    by Rhys Cooper  Go to last post
  12. apprenticeship wanted

    Started by theyoungster, 13th October 2009 09:01 PM
    appreciated, apprentice, apprenticeship, bryce, calls, challenage, dying, gday, greatly, happy, hear, learn, life, living, lookin, move, muchly, nsw, real, skills, start, starting, taree, timber, time, trade, wanted, wide, woodys, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,457
    Last Post: 15th October 2009 09:11 PM
    by theyoungster  Go to last post

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  13. The dying Scotsman

    Started by munruben, 15th October 2009 02:28 PM
    angus, answered, aye, bed, bedside, children, close, croaky, dad, daughter, dying, effort, eyes, family, gathered, kathleen, kitchen, light, lizzy, lovely, properly, pulled, robbie, round, scotsman, son, told, voice, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 992
    Last Post: 15th October 2009 02:28 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  14. Coo Koo Clock Refinishing

    Started by Ken Weekes, 10th August 2009 04:14 PM
    appreciated, brown, clock, coo, cookoo, dying, factory, finish, ken, koo, mackay, original, possibly, refinishing, restore
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,307
    Last Post: 10th August 2009 04:14 PM
    by Ken Weekes  Go to last post

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  15. Some ponderisms

    Started by Woodwould, 15th July 2009 11:13 AM
    72.0pt, @font-face, alive, dead, depth, die, dying, feel, font-family, grave, health, hospital, kinds, life, lying, natural, nuts, pedestrians, plant, ponderisms, quick, rate, replacement, rut, seriously;, sexually, someday, stupid, transmitted, valuable
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,062
    Last Post: 15th July 2009 06:38 PM
    by Outbackrr  Go to last post

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  16. Staining (deliberate dying) of marble

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th June 2009 02:30 PM
    deliberate, dying, marble, read, renovateforum.com, staining, thread
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,207
    Last Post: 7th June 2009 02:30 PM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  17. Loss of power???

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th February 2009 11:10 AM
    3-4, ago, attached, clue, cord, days, died, dying, extn, flickering, garage, hot, house, installation, kills, kitchen, lights, phase, power, read, renovateforum.com, roller, send, short, shutters, slowly, thread, thumbnails, wondering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,673
    Last Post: 13th February 2009 11:10 AM
    by Reno RSS Feed  Go to last post
  18. Finding Adam

    Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 05:57 PM
    13 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 13
    adam, bliss, dying, finding, float, identify, meet, no-one, questions, talk, upstairs
    • Replies: 183
    • Views: 18,827
    Last Post: 31st December 2008 11:01 PM
    by funkychicken  Go to last post

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  19. Wise Words of Wisdom

    Started by WoodJunky, 13th September 2008 06:13 PM
    alex, bad, caffeine, carter, cemetery, dangerfield, dying, fat, feel, jimmy, joe, levine, mark, namath, nap, noon.then, people, pleasant, rodney, stop, sugar, time, twain, wasshut, wife, wisdom, wise, woman, words, zsa
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,256
    Last Post: 13th September 2008 08:25 PM
    by fenderbelly  Go to last post

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  20. The Bacon Tree

    Started by WoodJunky, 21st August 2008 08:34 PM
    amigo, bacon, breath, bush, close, closely, deed, desert, dying, eees, ees, eet, friend, gun, ham, hear, luis, machine, manages, meerage, metres, mortally, pepe, races, smell, sudden, tree, true, warn, wounded
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,708
    Last Post: 21st August 2008 08:46 PM
    by Calm  Go to last post

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  21. Mother Superior

    Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:16 PM
    bed, bottle, comfortable, consumed, cow, cup, die, drank, drink, drop, dying, earnest, glass, happened, journey, kitchen, milk, mother, nuns, offered, pious, raised, refused, returned, sell, superior, times, warm, whiskey, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,879
    Last Post: 25th May 2008 11:44 AM
    by Batpig  Go to last post

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  22. Sir Walter - section dying

    Started by TomDunreedy, 18th July 2007 12:22 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    basically, brown, day, dead, dying, experienced, eye, fertilizer, fine, fix, front, gradually, green, lawn, metre, metres, rest, section, similar, sir, spreading, walter, watering
    • Replies: 28
    • Views: 10,799
    Last Post: 1st February 2008 07:21 PM
    by Planned LScape  Go to last post
  23. Cellmate

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th December 2007 10:23 AM
    accountant, allan, breathed, cellmate, chap, collar, concerned, covered, crime, dying, enormous, fraud, hope, huge, jail, mountain, murdered, muscles, priests, relief, replied, sigh, tatoos, thrown, time, white, worried, worry
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,252
    Last Post: 20th December 2007 05:53 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  24. Munruben Nudist Camp

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2007 09:34 AM
    allan, attend, camp, dying, hope, invited, munruben, nudist, time, weekend, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 3,455
    Last Post: 20th December 2007 05:30 AM
    by Barry Hicks  Go to last post

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  25. Failed heating

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th December 2007 08:11 PM
    allan, barrys, bit, burning, butt, cigarette, door, dying, failed, front, heating, hope, house, mate, morris, phillip, stood, tight, time, wife, worried, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,203
    Last Post: 19th December 2007 08:11 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  26. Study time

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th December 2007 10:10 AM
    allan, blood, d2tsupd, days, dying, hope, john, munruben, study, studying, test, time, unavailable, worried
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,967
    Last Post: 19th December 2007 08:05 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  27. Old ladies swearing

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th December 2007 09:25 AM
    allan, bingo, calls, dying, fifty, hope, ladies, lettered, suddenly, swear, swearing, time, utter, word, worried
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,109
    Last Post: 18th December 2007 04:21 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  28. Magic waterhole

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th December 2007 11:14 PM
    100%, allan, barry, brand, desert, dying, fast, found, gra, hope, hours, john, mag, magic, ply, pull, pushed, radial, ran, sip, stay, time, trick, tyres, walking, water, waterhole, wheelchair, wheels, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,348
    Last Post: 18th December 2007 08:48 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  29. Wife and wheelie bin

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2007 06:30 PM
    allan, bin, difference, dying, hope, time, week, wheelie, wife, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,269
    Last Post: 17th December 2007 09:22 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  30. What's the difference

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2007 09:04 PM
    allan, arguing, buying, chance, difference, dying, hope, lottery, million, sixteen, ticket, time, wife, winning, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,171
    Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:04 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  31. San Francisco

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2007 11:39 PM
    allan, damn, disco, discoteque, drinks, dying, evening, francisco, harp, harpist, home, hope, instrument, left, night, players, realised, rehearsal, rehearsals, sams, san, separate, symphony, time, unwind, worried
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,552
    Last Post: 15th December 2007 09:08 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  32. Sheep shearing time

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th December 2007 10:22 AM
    allan, barry, due, dying, excited, fleece, glee, half, hands, hey, hope, john, lots, money, naked, replied, rubbing, season, selling, shearing, sheep, spending, time, wait, wild, women, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,298
    Last Post: 15th December 2007 01:12 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  33. Words of wisdom

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th December 2007 11:29 PM
    allan, amnesia, dying, hope, kids, loan, money, time, wisdom, words, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,013
    Last Post: 14th December 2007 11:29 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  34. Tennis players

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:05 PM
    allan, dying, hope, love, marry, means, player, players, tennis, time, worried
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,159
    Last Post: 5th December 2007 04:31 PM
    by Calm  Go to last post

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  35. Tooth extraction

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM
    $100, $90, allan, barry, couple, dentist, dying, extract, extraction, feel, hope, minutes, moneys, protested, pull, quoted, replied, slowly, time, tooth, worried, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,135
    Last Post: 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  36. Babies

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:44 PM
    allan, babies, born, chances, children, chinese, dying, hope, paper, read, taking, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,285
    Last Post: 2nd December 2007 04:42 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  37. Diet.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:44 PM
    allan, approached, barry, commented, diet, dying, eaten, geez, hope, luck, replied, street, time, walking, week, willpower, woodturner, worried
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,724
    Last Post: 2nd December 2007 10:00 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  38. New bank at Munruben

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:39 PM
    allan, bank, branches, deposit, deposits, dying, ease, enjoys, gum, hope, john, munruben, time, tree, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,170
    Last Post: 2nd December 2007 06:44 AM
    by Barry Hicks  Go to last post

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  39. Crook husband

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM
    allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,063
    Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:53 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  40. Meeting Neil (U-beaut)

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 01:10 PM
    administrator, allan, contact, crook, dying, hope, introduced, knee, leg, meeting, neil, recently, repeated, replied, time, u-beaut, ubeaut, worried
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,150
    Last Post: 30th November 2007 12:46 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  41. Computer battles

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 10:06 AM
    allan, battles, belted, boxing, challenged, chess, computer, contest, defeated, dying, easily, game, hope, kick, played, time, tripe, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 937
    Last Post: 30th November 2007 10:06 AM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  42. Do it yourself.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 09:13 AM
    allan, d.i.y, dying, fool, hope, husband, time, type, wives, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,001
    Last Post: 29th November 2007 04:50 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  43. Tin of sardines.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:48 PM
    allan, blokes, comparing, cramped, days, dying, earlier, goodness, gra, hope, leave, lived, met, notes, replied, sardines, street, struggles, time, tin, week, wheelin, worried
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,534
    Last Post: 29th November 2007 08:01 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  44. Clever one

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:39 PM
    allan, amazed, beaten, chess, clever, commented, dog, dying, family, games, hope, john, munruben, playing, replied, smart, smartest, ten, time, visit, woodworker, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,123
    Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:27 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  45. Unhappy occupations - dentistry.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 06:06 PM
    allan, bloke, dentist, dentistry, dying, hope, met, mouth, occupations, time, unhappiest, unhappy, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,174
    Last Post: 28th November 2007 06:06 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  46. Beethoven joke.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th November 2007 07:49 PM
    allan, answered, bach, beethoven, city, commemorative, decomposing, distracted, dying, european, funny, guide, hope, joke, low, noise, p.s, plaque, reading, response, scratching, sightseeing, time, tomb, tour, views, wheelin, worried
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,487
    Last Post: 28th November 2007 08:48 AM
    by echnidna  Go to last post

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  47. One for the plumbers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:07 PM
    $700, allan, bill, burst, called, completion, didi, doctor, doctors, dying, hope, house, pipe, plumber, plumbers, protested, replied, time, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,162
    Last Post: 26th November 2007 10:17 PM
    by echnidna  Go to last post

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  48. Milkman joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th November 2007 04:14 PM
    allan, door, dying, hope, joke, milkman, money, mummy, play, time, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 921
    Last Post: 26th November 2007 04:14 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  49. Salty joke

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2007 09:44 PM
    allan, amazement, buy, dying, found, geez, guy, hope, intrigued, john, joke, looked, manager, munruben, newspaper, packets, rarely, replied, salt, salty, sell, shelf, sold, store, time, worried
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 992
    Last Post: 26th November 2007 09:07 AM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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  50. Free time

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2007 12:52 PM
    allan, alternating, aluminium, barry, cotton, cracked, doctor, dying, foil, free, green, hope, replied, thread, tied, time, tingles, tongue, touch, walnut, worried, wrapped, yellow
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,022
    Last Post: 25th November 2007 04:48 PM
    by munruben  Go to last post

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