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Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans

Replies: 19
Views: 3,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2019 04:32 AM; by keithmart

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Good Friday (not ecclesiastical)

Started by Bushmiller, 6th April 2013 09:45 AM

150mm, bloke, contact, dropped, drove, ecclesiastical, equipment, friday, front, good, ground, home, jack, lad, lads, leafspring, lifted, load, local, racq, rear, recognised, spare, stopped, suspension, swmbo, town, trailer, vehicle, wheel

Replies: 9
Views: 1,926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2013 08:39 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

School reunion

Started by Phil Spencer, 6th July 2011 10:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bravely, build, building, catch, character, class, corporal, discussion, experience, experiencing, front, hands, lad, managed, mates, missed, peers, people, pleasure, polity, punishment, reunion, school, shock, society, stand, teacher, wack, waiting, weekend

Replies: 21
Views: 2,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2011 06:43 PM; by springwater

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The arab kid

Started by ryanclan, 21st December 2010 09:22 AM

####, arab, babouches, body, burning, called, chechia, clothing, desert, djbellahbecause, father, feet, footsgray, hat, heads, hot, kid, lad, protects, shoes, son, strange, sun, type, ugly, wear, wearing, weird

Replies: 1
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2010 09:32 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hi from the uk

Started by shropshire lad, 3rd June 2010 08:44 PM

aka, animals, antler, carve, crooks, day, dressing, forum, forward, hardwoods, lad, learn, lot, lucky, majority, market, mates, mills, plenty, retired, shropshire, spirits, started, stick, sticks, threads, time, tony, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2010 11:45 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The good old days

Started by ryanclan, 20th January 2010 08:28 AM

ago, bit, bloody, bob, bread, cameras, cheese, days, dozen, eggs, good, lad, loaves, milk, mom, nowdays, packet, pints, pound, pounds, security, send, shop, spuds, tea, time, unfortunatly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2010 08:28 AM; by ryanclan

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Alan knows the answer

Started by munruben, 26th March 2009 09:35 AM

afghanistan, ahead, alan, answer, aske, boy, called, chest, class, difficult, easy, grade, imaging, knowingly, lad, map, mister, no-one, piece, proudly, question, quips, sandpaper, school, smiles, stops, street, teacher, time, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2009 08:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Naughty Santa

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2008 09:31 AM

baby, brother, lad, mum, naughty, note, replys, santa, send, sends

Replies: 1
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2008 09:24 AM; by Ozkaban

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Please sir

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2008 10:39 AM

adjoining, allan, angrily, corner, country, door, grabbed, head, kevin, lad, minutes, noise, poked, quieten, rudd, school, sir, students, surprised, tall, teacher, thrust, told, troublemaker, unruly, visiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 10:39 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

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weekend cryptics

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 12:18 PM

altered, assembled, board, carving, combat, cryptics, dense, depth, eggs, finishes, green, hear, hitch, initially, japanese, lad, machinery, mesa, owe, quality, range, retied, scrambled, sneers, tool, tools, weekend, wet, whittle, wound

Replies: 8
Views: 2,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 04:55 PM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Simply Must Read This!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd March 2008 10:13 PM

29th, bin, cancelled, choosing, commented, deliveries, excited, final, free, friends, grabbed, home, john, lad, letdown, lucky, mail, march, mate, mate2tsup, packed, paragraph, pyjamas, rang, read, reading, relatives, sentence, simply, toothbrush

Replies: 12
Views: 1,976

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 05:32 PM; by wheelinround

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Expecting

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 07:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 07:41 AM; by MICKYG

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Competitive ladder Sydney merchant?...

Started by montiee, 10th January 2008 02:47 PM

150kg, aluminium, amount, appreciated, bunnings, cheap, close, competitive, confidence, deals, delivery, determine, dud, ebay, fill, lad, ladder, ladders, merchant, money, prefer, saving, shacky, shonky, sight, spending, stupid, sydney, unsafe, unseen

Replies: 3
Views: 2,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 01:24 AM; by montiee

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PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

The Coffin

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2007 02:24 PM

bathroom, box, broke, broken, bump, chair, chase, coffin, comfy, crash, door, fast, fled, front, grabbed, heard, hinges, home, hop, horror, lad, lock, loud, screech, shot, slumped, started, suddenly, threw, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 07:29 PM; by astrid

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10 y.o. blues

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th October 2007 03:53 PM

bees, birds, blues, boy, bunny, bursting, confused, easter, fairy, father, grown-ups, lad, laid, left, live, promise, santa, sobbed, son, speech, tears, tooth, wrong, y.o

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 06:50 PM; by againstthegrain

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Country boy

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th August 2007 08:03 AM

attractive, awake, boy, bush, city, country, decided, door, enjoyable, evening, fellow, friendly, girl, halfway, hey, lad, lady, leave, met, money, morning, night, replied, spent, trip, unbeknown, waking, wallan, wandering, woke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 05:02 PM; by Barry Hicks

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I love the Dutch inheritance laws.

Started by Sturdee, 21st July 2007 04:48 PM

1000, aunt, cold, descendants, died, distribution, divided, dutch, estate, extensive, family, fathers, grandfather, half, holland, incidently, inheritance, intestate, lad, laws, leaving, living, love, maiden, peter, pre, received, share, tool, winters

Replies: 12
Views: 3,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 12:32 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Monday Madness

Started by Daddles, 28th May 2007 10:51 AM

battery, bikes, briskly, bugger, car, computer, cover, dead, driven, home, hope, ignition, keys, lad, left, madness, monday, motor, putting, quick, rain, roll, shower, sit, sitting, time, tonneau, wash, widscreen, windscreen

Replies: 9
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2007 02:13 PM; by jmk89

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Liability for safety. . ?

Started by Jedo_03, 24th March 2007 09:16 PM

?use, anothers, applies, apprentice, banker, bloke, borrowed, borrows, carpenter, chops, dad, door, forum, jedo, lad, ladder, liability, liable, live, mate, mum, nsw, posting, put-on, reading, reason, recently, safety, sue-able, tools

Replies: 13
Views: 2,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 03:38 PM; by Sturdee

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SAFETY

Not a good start to a career

Started by snowyskiesau, 18th April 2007 03:21 PM

career, diy, feel, good, lad, mistakes, plumbers, start

Replies: 4
Views: 2,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2007 06:53 PM; by Wood Butcher

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Pennies

Started by Phil Spencer, 1st November 2006 08:25 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:25 AM; by Phil Spencer

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wedding dresses

Started by goat, 1st September 2006 05:45 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eek, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,695

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 05:45 PM; by goat

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Stories from the confessional

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th August 2006 11:27 AM

bad, bless, boy, catholic, confessional, cut, drink, f@$^&%, father, finished, forgiven, fronted, guy, half, inside, juice, lad, lemons, night, priest, purchase, sex, smirk, squeeze, stories, swallow, wipe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:27 AM; by Eddie Jones

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Birds and beasts

Started by Christopha, 4th May 2006 10:48 AM

4-year-old, answer, beasts, bees, birds, birth, calf, childbirth, cow, cows, event, explaining, fast, fence, gasped, gonna, gun, helping, hit, jump, lad, noticed, questions, soaking, son, standing, start, walked, wide-eyed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 AM; by Christopha

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Wot has she bought? ('puters again)

Started by Daddles, 18th February 2006 01:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

academy, bit, boffin, bought, card, computer, david, days, ease, favourite, game, games, gfs, graphics, jedi, jones, lad, local, play, plays, puters, sadly, shed, shop, son, sons, talking, thursday, top, wot

Replies: 19
Views: 2,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2006 06:02 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Money for nothing

Started by Ian007, 5th February 2006 02:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$165.00, aircon, ali, aliminium, bit, box, chicks, clean, copper, evap, frames, freerolleyes, hands, home, lad, money, nice, remember, scrap, stuff, surprise, throwing, yard

Replies: 17
Views: 2,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2006 08:44 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Lion and Albert

Started by Iain, 27th August 2005 06:53 PM

albert, andle, called, cap, clothes, decided, ead, eat, eaten, edgar, feller, heard, keeper, lad, lion, lions, magistrate, manager, marriott, mother, paid, ramsbottom, rights, shame, sin, son, stick, sunday, wallace, yon

Replies: 7
Views: 2,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 05:09 PM; by Iain

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Bread makers

Started by Daddles, 8th June 2005 12:03 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

beep, bread, butter, cheers, eek, expect, extra, fifteen, fresh, house, kids, lad, lass, lasted, loaf, magic, makers, minutes, overly, rates, reeks, remember, richard, sandwich, sandwiches, stuffed, tad, thick, whisky, worth

Replies: 22
Views: 3,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2005 04:05 PM; by nic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cheeky bugga

Started by journeyman Mick, 13th May 2005 12:38 AM

4.5, bit, bugga, call, cheeky, contractor, courier, couriers, depot, drive, freight, hard, lad, live, local, mad, meet, mick, pay, pick, poor, reckon, send, service, stuff, town, van, village, whaddaya, wickle

Replies: 11
Views: 2,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2005 08:51 AM; by kiwigeo

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Penny for your thoughts

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 03:26 PM

aboot, angus, anticipation, aye, bit, blush, blushed, brow, dae, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, lad, lass, leaned, lip, loch, looked, minutes, nae, penny, serious, spoke, thinkin, thoughts, time, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 03:26 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

SSSSStammer

Started by outback, 16th August 2004 08:37 PM

aaaaaa, aaabout, affirmative, answered, assistant, attentions, attracting, counter, ddddo, fffffffffff, ffffffffffff, hell, hhhave, hhhhhow, lad, manner, mybe, objects, oriented, pimply, sex, shop, ssssstammer, stammer, troubles, vvvvvv, woman, wwwwwwell, wwwwwwwell, yyyyyou

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 08:37 PM; by outback

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JOKES

The Scottish Lad

Started by Wood Borer, 25th September 2003 09:13 AM

aboot, angus.”, anticipation, bit, blushed, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, it’s, lad, lass, leaned, loch, looked, minutes, penny, scottish, serious, sitting, spoke, thinkin’, time, time.”, wee, “another, “really?”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2003 09:13 AM; by Wood Borer

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JOKES

Easy Come Easy Go

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:42 PM

bandsaw, counted, deli, easy, fixed, fixing, foreman, hannsen, happened, hell, howdy, johnno, kid, lad, left, lunch, replied, returned, shop, sooner, surprised, told, wait, wallet, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2002 10:42 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

confession

Started by Rod Smith, 19th March 2002 02:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2002 02:06 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

Football Again

Started by DonN, 8th February 2001 06:58 PM

boy, bulldogs, coachs, day, debut, football, game, goals, ground, happy, home, kicked, lad, life, melbourne, minutes, mum, office, phone, proud, recruiting, ring, rings, scout, son, sound, stynes, takes, terry, western

Replies: 0
Views: 1,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2001 06:58 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Wangaratta Chronicle

Started by Iain, 11th October 2000 09:03 AM

agreed, alright, announced, bastard, bull, bystander, car, childs, chronicle, day, driving, englishman, ensured, event, explained, happened, headlines, journalist, kills, lad, neck, paper, pet, pommy, range, read, stopped, story, walking, wangaratta

Replies: 1
Views: 2,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2000 11:29 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Another little Johnny

Started by John Saxton, 19th September 2000 08:46 PM

baby, bloody, bottle, cats, dirt, holy, johnno, johnny, lad, liquid, motorbike, parish, passed, past, poured, querulously, savage, sitting, sizzle, watching, water, womans, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2000 08:46 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Parrot NO Dancing Duck

Started by Iain, 6th September 2000 09:22 AM

$2000, amazing, bar, biscuit, blows, candle, dancing, deal, duck, lad, lid, negotiates, night, parrot, people, performance, pouring, profits, pub, publican, responds, response, settle, shop, shut, simple, soar, stop, takes, tin

Replies: 1
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2000 10:24 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The Farmers Daughters

Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 01:16 AM

2000.], arrived, daughters, door, edited, farmer, farmers, father, flo.were, girls, go?the, gonna, john, johnno, july, kids, lad, looked, message, names, ready, ready?father, saidmy, saxton, way.the, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2000 01:16 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Why are wedding dresses white

Started by Bazza, 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM

appliances, bride, dad, double-check, dresses, eve, father, fresh-faced, household, lad, mom, mother, night, pure, question, replies, son, surprise, town, wedding, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 1999 09:18 PM; by Bazza

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JOKES

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