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The Bike.

Started by issatree, 21st December 2013 07:49 PM

bike, campus, choice, clothes, cycling, engineering, fitted, ground, nice, replied, students, threw, uni, women, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2013 08:10 PM; by issatree

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Why me !!!

Started by DaveTTC, 14th November 2013 04:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, blanket, blow, brb, breakfast, car, change, clean, clothes, day, hand, kinder, laundry, level, nappies, nappy, nessa, nessy, poop, remembered, sammy, seat, shower, stove, study, table, time, tom, tyler, vinyl

Replies: 18
Views: 2,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2013 08:17 PM; by Mulgabill

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Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

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HILLS. heritage Hoist 4 Clothesline

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th September 2013 09:30 PM

clothes, clothesline, heritage, hills, hoist, line, main, move, read, renovateforum.com, secondary, separate, shifting, standard, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2013 09:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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small mistake

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:27 AM

5th, arrow, boys, churchill, clothes, direct, endowed, flow, grade, helped, hoisting, holding, horses, inside, lifted, maam, mistake, notice, pants, race, racetrack, replied, riding, seventh, silver, small, staring, teacher, unusually, wee-wees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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Staining Teak Outdoor Furniture Black

Started by Pewit, 18th April 2013 05:00 PM

50/50, alcohol, alternative, avoiding, black, brown, bust, clothes, colours, confirm, dark, denatured, fades, floor, furniture, grain, match, oily, outdoor, prooftint, rubbing, stain, staining, stains, suggest, teak, transfer, treatment, water, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 10,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2013 10:03 AM; by AnselmFraser

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Windsor cat and Zen cat

Started by mic-d, 21st January 2013 11:42 AM

250671250672, approval, block, cassie, cat, cats, chair, clothes, employed, hand, loves, max, money, pillow, rack, recently, seal, spends, time, underworked, windsor, wooden, zen

Replies: 5
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2013 02:06 PM; by Handyjack

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Unknown Author

Started by fenderbelly, 7th November 2012 10:06 AM

amused, author, backside, bit, boiled, bread, bruised, cheese, children, clothes, copper, cut, funny, hot, hung, items, light, lot, newspapers, outhouse, peg, perused, plenty, remember, rich, shop, squares, unknown, wife, wore

Replies: 4
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 12:52 PM; by Grumpy John

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40th Birthday surprise

Started by Rodgera, 18th October 2012 10:14 AM

30th, 40-year-old, 40th, bedroom, birthday, body, buy, clothes, discharged, dressed, dug, expected, guess, hint, hoping, hospital, limp, means, offered, outfit, surprise, swmbo, ten, walk, waltzed, wardrobe, week, wore

Replies: 2
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2012 07:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A day at the races

Started by Grumpy John, 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM

assigned, black, boy, boys, caviar, clothes, day, direct, dry, endowed, equipment, flow, grade, grades, lifted, maam, mens, notice, race, races, replied, riding, shake, staring, teacher, time, toilet, unusually, waiting, wee-wees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 06:03 PM; by Grumpy John

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have to move tools

Started by opelblues, 18th September 2011 01:24 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4.30am, befor, build, close, clothes, clothline, cloths, container, door, due, flats, home, line, live, loud, music, nights, noise, owner, people, propley, reason, saturday, shade, shipping, slames, sleep, tools, watch, yard

Replies: 17
Views: 2,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2012 10:52 PM; by Handyjack

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Help! Jarrah slab table/chairs...

Started by Justagirl, 16th March 2012 05:30 PM

advance, beautiful, bits, blimmin, bring, caught, clothes, couple, edges, hard, jarrah, lacquered, lazy, lived, lol, months, oiled, paper, previously, rid, sanding, sharp, slab, splits, table or chairs, thin, times, trick, unloved, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 4,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2012 03:02 PM; by trodd

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Hi and help!

Started by TMNT, 7th March 2012 03:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1800mm, 2200mm, 700mm, base, bit, bottom, built, clothes, dark, darker, furniture, ideally, paint, pine, question, rack, responses, rods, shelf, support, tall, task, thankyou, top, tossing, understand, wide, wider, wondering, wood

Replies: 18
Views: 2,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2012 09:40 PM; by ian

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Gday from Syd and help required

Started by TMNT, 7th March 2012 03:26 PM

1800mm, 2200mm, 700mm, base, bit, bottom, built, cheapest, chris, clothes, darker, gday, option, pine, rack, required, rods, strength, support, supporting, syd, tall, task, top, tossing, type, wide, wider, wondering, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2012 03:26 PM; by TMNT

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Best finish for an clothes drying rack

Started by SpiritLevel, 27th January 2012 11:56 AM

advice, bit, building, carport, cheers, clothes, coats, drying, exciting, feast, finish, floorseal, forumites, hanging, hung, oak, permanently, rack, resemble, sealer, sheets, staining, steve, sunlight, tasmanian, tassie, thinking, waterproof, watson, wet

Replies: 3
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2012 12:13 PM; by SpiritLevel

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The Green Thing

Started by Auskart, 12th January 2012 12:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bags, bottles, cashier, clothes, day, days, electricity, environment, fragile, generation, green, item, kids, machine, operate, packaged, plastic, power, razor, refilled, screen, send, size, store, supermarket, thing, thirsty, time, walked, washed

Replies: 16
Views: 3,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2012 09:59 PM; by Twisted Tenon

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Removing Asbestos

Started by azzrock, 27th November 2011 04:29 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

70s, aaron, asbestos, bags, bathroom, cleaning, clothes, crazy, disposable, dust, fiber, guessing, house, mask, method, pink, placing, plastic, prying, removeing, removing, safe, sheet, sheeting, suggest, thinking, tile, wall, wearing, wetting

Replies: 30
Views: 5,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2011 10:28 PM; by Christos

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I guess we were ahead of our time but just did not know it

Started by Big Shed, 12th August 2011 02:02 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ahead, bags, bottles, clothes, current, day, environment, fountain, generation, green, grocery, guess, kids, laments, line, machine, pizza, plastic, power, razor, refilled, right;, screen, shes, size, store, time, walked, washed, woman

Replies: 30
Views: 3,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 03:51 PM; by Handyjack

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Nicked knickers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd July 2011 08:37 PM

allan, bothered, clothes, door, knickers, line, neighbour, nicked, pair, pegs, return, stolen, twelve, woman

Replies: 6
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 09:01 AM; by Rodgera

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Answering machine message

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st May 2011 01:18 PM

allan, answering, borrow, bringing, car, caring, chisels, clothes, cook, delivered, grandparent, home, ironing, kids, leave, listening, machine, meal, message, money, options, pick, press, school, select, start, talking, wash, wood, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 01:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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24 hr Service

Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2011 01:44 PM

24-hour, cleaned, cleaning, clothes, customer, day, explaining, found, friday, hour, hours, hurry, munruben, pressing, proprietor, protested, read, replied, reproachfully, saturday, searched, service, sign, son, suit, thursday, todays, tomorrow, town, visiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2011 01:44 PM; by Rodgera

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The Pencil thief

Started by Mike Busby, 3rd September 2010 10:55 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

basket, biro, boot, bugger, catch, clothes, crap, dear, disappeared, dooh, drawer, ear, eee, forums, hang, house, land, laundry, mans, mongrel, pencil, pencils, rear, scribes, shed, size, sore, thief, tree, weatherzone

Replies: 47
Views: 5,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2011 06:12 PM; by artme

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urban myths

Started by underfoot, 28th December 2010 05:49 PM

allies, american, bit, blokey, boxes, clothes, company, condoms, drill, heard, huge, inches, lease, lend, lot, manufactured, myths, oooo, packaged, quantities, requested, requests, russians, stamped, stuff, supplied, urban, ussr, warm

Replies: 0
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2010 05:49 PM; by underfoot

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Best news in years

Started by Grumpy John, 15th March 2010 03:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

132302, apparently, bank, bed, chairs, clean, clothes, constabulary, constant, couch, curtains, dryer, fridge, hell, hold, home, hpydans, info, local, lot, mortgage, mtr, news, ohyaaa, rubbish, scrubbing, sell, sheets, skip, years

Replies: 28
Views: 3,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2010 02:49 PM; by Grumpy John

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Irish shopping

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th April 2010 10:44 AM

allan, arrive, barry, beautiful, catalogue, clothes, email, expensive, fantastic, girls, greatly, hicks, idea, impressed, irish, mail, mick, noticed, paddy, pinched, prices, receive, replied, shopping, wearing, weeks, wow, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2010 10:39 PM; by joe greiner

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Questions that haunt me

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th April 2010 08:48 PM

allan, bag, banks, batteries, button, charge, choose, clothes, consider.d, control, cured, dead, death, disease, eternity, freezer, funds, haunt, heaven, injection, insufficient, lethal, money, needles, questions, remote, short, sterilized, stuck, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2010 08:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Asking a Client for money

Started by Gary_H, 28th February 2010 01:42 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

$30, $35/hr, $385, bill, cash, charged, client, clothes, dryer, expensive, eyes, finished, gst, guilty, handyman, hanging, heads, hrs, job, labour, looked, margin, materials, money, produced, putting, read, shelves, total, weekend

Replies: 40
Views: 4,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2010 09:31 PM; by ian

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Note to PETS

Started by WoodJunky, 8th November 2009 11:58 AM

bathroom, buy, call, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dogs, door, exit, food, furniture, hair, height, kiss, live, nose, note, owners, paw, pet, pets, prints, refrigerator, sleep, smell, stay, time, visit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2009 11:58 AM; by WoodJunky

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shelving is flat but wall isnt

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 3rd November 2009 09:40 PM

10mm, anad, bedroom, bit, built, clothes, envy, fillets, flat, gaps, hanging, ikea, nice, read, renovateforum.com, revamped, robe, shelves, skills, space, striaght, stuff, suggestions, thread, time, walk, wall, walls, wavy, you-beaut

Replies: 0
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2009 09:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Blonde Cookbook

Started by gawdelpus, 22nd October 2009 10:54 PM

beat, bigger, blonde, brought, buying, chicken, chocolate, clothes, cookbook, counting, dress, fit, hamburger, har, harold, home, left, moose, oven, reason, recipe, rice, roast, salad, serve, shopping, sunday, supper, surprise, ten

Replies: 1
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 11:01 PM; by robbo266317

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Wooooo!

Started by Woodwould, 7th October 2009 10:10 AM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, day, fine, found, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, local, looked, newspaper, ran, read, red, size, thinking, tore, waiting, women, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2009 11:41 AM; by Woodwould

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Mark CH's novice deck

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd September 2009 05:10 PM

can’t, chs, clothes, deck, detailing, door, ground, horse, house, indirect, information, invaluable, it’s, i’ve, lots, lug, mark, novice, pain, photo, posters, proverbial, questions, significant, slope, steps, sun, time, unusable, washing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2009 05:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Important warning ! !

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2009 08:36 AM

allan, arms, bad, bogus, checking, clothes, door, feel, front, gee, hate, held, important, it.no, it;, minutes, naked.doh, occasions, people, prance, rare, scam, strip, stupid, ticks, warmer, warning, warnings, weather, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 04:16 PM; by Rum Pig

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Pets.

Started by RETIRED, 4th September 2009 07:55 AM

attendance, bathroom, bottom, buy, canine/feline, cats, clothes, complain, dear, dishes, dog, dogs, door, exit, food, front, hair, kiss, kissing, live, message, non-pet, paw, pets, proper, required, sleep, smell, stay, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2009 11:45 AM; by Ozkaban

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I left some clothes in a sealed bucket and they now smell?

Started by qld, 28th July 2009 01:43 PM

bucket, clothes, left, mould, sealed, smell

Replies: 14
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2009 10:57 AM; by Waldo

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best way to transport 80 bricks in a 6x4 trailer??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th July 2009 01:30 AM

6x4, base, bricks, clothes, covered, dryer, hiring, lay, read, renovateforum.com, secured, thread, trailer, transport, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2009 01:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Remove Varnish from Clothing

Started by warmach1ne, 11th June 2009 07:35 PM

100%, 1cm, arms, basically, brush, circle, clothes, clothing, completely, covered, fairly, flicked, gamer, hey, jumper, middle, painting, panting, post, remove, rid, school, stupid, varnish, varnishing, warmach1ne, washed, workshop

Replies: 1
Views: 3,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 08:43 PM; by bsrlee

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If Men got pregnant...

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2009 01:37 PM

1000, bags, bed, briefcases, clothes, commitment, cream, dates, diaper, entire, entrees, fashion, home, ice, include, line, main, men, paternity, pickles, pregnancy, pregnant, restaurants, rule, sons, stay, suits, talk, women, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:25 PM; by joe greiner

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A little girl's prayer

Started by groverwa, 12th May 2009 12:19 PM

amen, bbb, clothes, computer, daddys, dear, girl, girls, god, ladies, poor, prayer, send

Replies: 3
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 06:27 PM; by weisyboy

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Oldie but Goodie

Started by Dennis Millard, 30th March 2009 05:18 PM

clothes, colourless, dim, dining, dinner, doctor, fine, goodie, grabbed, half, hand, happened, lights, liquid, love, marvelous, oldie, passiionate, pour, restaurant, ripped, romantic, slipped, soft, suggested, table, thjnk, thrn, woman, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 05:18 PM; by Dennis Millard

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Water Tanks

Started by patty, 23rd December 2008 03:57 PM

53%, bad, bastard, bit, cheers, clothes, company, dam, due, dunny, expensive, experiences, flush, installing, jacking, local, nice, patty, pay, plans, poly, prices, rain, recommend, slimline, supply, tanks, wash, water

Replies: 5
Views: 2,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 12:40 PM; by rotten_66

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Hanging a dryer on steel framing

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

attaching, bedroom, bolting, clothes, doubt, dryer, framing, hang, hanging, ideas, job, option, owner, plate, plating, prepare, screws.the, search, steel, strong, stud, tek, timber, wall, walls, worst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

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What does love mean to you

Started by fenderbelly, 14th October 2008 10:10 AM

age, ann, anymore, arthritis, boy, buy, child, cindy, clothes, contest, cry, daddy, day, gross, kiss, kissing, left, love, loves, makes, mary, mummy, night, people, scared, sister, sleep, time, tired, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 12:57 PM; by WillBrook

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The Judge

Started by rayintheuk, 26th September 2008 01:46 AM

aback, answer, beast, call, chambers, clothes, filthy, frightful, hell, judge, judges, lunch, months, morning, occurred, rang, replied, rushed, secretary, shat, sick, station, straight, toilet, train, trousers, twelve, wife, worry, yobbo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2008 05:35 AM; by billbeee

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The frog and the Princess

Started by munruben, 10th September 2008 11:34 PM

castle, children, chuckled, clean, clothes, cream, dined, feel, forever, frog, grateful, happy, housekeeping, legs, lightly, marry, meals, mother, night, onion, prepare, prince, princess, sautéed, seasoned, set, sumptuously, sweet, white, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2008 11:34 PM; by munruben

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Kids at the races !!!

Started by fenderbelly, 6th September 2008 11:08 AM

2.15, arrow, boys, clothes, direct, endowed, field, flow, hoisting, holding, horses, kids, learn, lifted, madam, notice, pants, races, replied, riding, silver, staring, teacher, teachers, thoroughbred, time, toilet, trip, unusually, wllies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 11:31 AM; by wheelinround

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Listen carefully

Started by Rodgera, 26th June 2008 12:15 AM

blah, carefully, clean, clothes, floor, hears, laundry, listen, lying, mess, stuff, wear, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2008 07:40 AM; by Batpig

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Doctor's waiting room

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:02 PM

account, allan, annoyed, clicks, clothes, commented, complaining, constant, disgusting, doctor, doctors, mouse, pay, protested, rays, reluctantly, repeated, replied, request, room, sore, stop, teach, throat, told, totally, wait, waiting, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 08:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Underwear dust

Started by Elbow, 20th June 2008 05:47 PM

allan, appeared, april, bathroom, clothes, cloud, comment, drawer, dust, evening, fast, funny, grow, hell, hollered, husband, miracle, pair, powder, replied, shook, slim, snicker, start, talcum, thinking, underwear, washing, wife, _-fh-

Replies: 3
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2008 12:19 AM; by tea lady

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Mating Call

Started by Dangermouse, 13th May 2008 03:33 PM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, call, cave, clothes, day, found, headline, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, looked, mating, raced, ran, red, size, spied, thinking, tore, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 05:33 PM; by Batpig

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