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Political Burdens

Started by Rodgera, 31st July 2014 12:19 PM

brother-in-law, burdens, calmly, city, desk, dialed, fellow, fury, headquarters, hey, in-laws, instructed, mayor, mayors, office, picked, police, policemen, political, remember, secretary, sergeant, sputtering, surveyed, telephone, throw, ticket, town, waving, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2014 12:19 PM; by Rodgera

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World Cup ticket refunds

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th July 2014 06:58 PM

allan, bank, brazil, captain, claimed, complete, cup, details, eliminated, expenses, fans, nigeria, nigerian, offered, personally, pin, refund, refunds, ticket, transactions, travelled, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2014 07:01 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

Speeding Ticket

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2014 04:09 PM

83-year-old, forgot, officer, patrol, speeding, stating, talked, ticket, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2014 04:09 PM; by Rodgera

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G'day Tuart here

Started by tuart, 19th January 2014 10:01 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2014 03:18 PM; by tuart

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

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JOKES

Traffic Stop

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM

ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2013 03:34 PM; by rustynail

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JOKES

New Spray Booth for The Shed

Started by Alby123, 4th June 2013 12:25 AM

270999, 271000, ago, article, bell, booth, bought, build, fan, finish, folks, forward, gluing, gun, hard, housing, instructions, i’ll, months, mouth, post, proceeded, progress, read, ready, sections, shed, spray, straight, ticket

Replies: 14
Views: 3,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2013 02:56 PM; by Alby123

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FINISHING

Traffic Control Brisbane

Started by smidsy, 17th April 2013 02:43 PM

bribie, brisbane, chance, cheers, companies, company, complete, control, experience, financially, guidelines, hour, ideally, island, layouts, level, observation, paul, people, ppe, pressure, requirements, skills, speak, start, theory, ticket, traffic, transport, viable

Replies: 5
Views: 2,990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2013 10:03 PM; by Metal Head

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EMPLOYMENT

Magic Car

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2012 11:28 AM

birthday, brought, car, daughter, disappear, eighteenth, excited, explained, handed, keys, magic, quickly, teenage, ticket

Replies: 1
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2012 12:20 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Qantas question

Started by Bob38S, 31st October 2011 10:40 AM

action, airline, aspects, basic, breach, chooses, contract, costs, curious, damages, deliver, enter, entering, fault, flying, legal, liable, punitive, purchase, qantas, question, recover, rights/wrongs, stop, ticket, tickets, understanding, wishing

Replies: 11
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2011 10:39 AM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gotta like this one

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st March 2011 09:46 AM

agreed, astonishment, aussie, aussies, board, bought, buy, clever, conductor, cram, departs, door, game, gotta, idea, knocks, learn, maori, maoris, mate, replied, return, shown, single, ticket, toilet, train, travel, trip, watch

Replies: 3
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2011 04:57 PM; by Grommett

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JOKES

Looters, Scammers, and other Shysters.

Started by artme, 17th January 2011 09:29 PM

$30.00, $69.50, $80.00, boots, business, clean=up, custom.nono, flood, found, friend, job, length, looters, marked, oooooo, perfect, price, profiteering, regard, rocklea, round, scammers, shop, shysters, somwhere, son, sundry, thigh, ticket, wil

Replies: 2
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2011 02:54 PM; by acmegridley

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Inspiration to go on a diet

Started by munruben, 30th December 2010 10:36 AM

beeper, collector, diet, inspiration, minutes, sea, shouts, tells, ticket, world

Replies: 0
Views: 917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2010 10:36 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Lottery Ticket

Started by Rodgera, 29th October 2010 04:13 PM

bought, buy, convinced, couple, friend, groaned, happy, imagine, lottery, millionaire, prize, ticket, ticketdohdoh, tickets, tightwad, won, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2010 04:13 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Teachers & Cops:

Started by bullfright, 15th July 2010 06:42 AM

actual, bullet, car, chasing, child, comments, cops, determine, drunk, fair, lights, means, mickey, personal, police, question, report, run, shift, sir, son, speed, student, supervisor, teachers, thatll, ticket, tickets, warning, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 06:42 AM; by bullfright

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JOKES

Wanted: Dumper Haul truck work in the mines in QLD

Started by Spanner69, 6th July 2010 05:25 PM

advice, ahve, cleanskin, cleanskins, companies, driver, dumper, experience, feel, free, greenie, haul, heads, heaps, heavy, hireing, howdy, leads, manufacturing, metalerferous, mines, mining, qld, sites, spanner69, terms, ticket, truck, wanted, work

Replies: 1
Views: 1,767

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2010 05:11 PM; by Spanner69

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EMPLOYMENT

Rip off

Started by dj_pnevans, 27th June 2010 09:48 PM

$50.00, $8.00, bin, button, car, charge, city, cost, darwin, day, form, found, kids, lady, lost, lunch, machine, park, parked, parking, pay, perth, rip, sister, sunday, ticket, told, town, way?, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2010 08:10 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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JOKES

Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Another grizzle

Started by artme, 9th December 2009 06:48 AM

$1500, affairs, agent, airline, australia, bloody, chasing, consumer, cut, decided, flight, flights-and, gizzle, grizzle, grounds, guess, injections-, leave, medical, mind, overnight, penalize, reasons, return, rio, santiago, ticket, travel, trip, tune

Replies: 4
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2009 10:48 AM; by jmk89

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Print your Own Event Tickets

Started by Blocklayer, 30th May 2009 04:26 PM

additions, application, basic, completely, design, event, free, hints, hope, instructions, lives, machine, modification, numbered, online, perforate, plans, pretty, print, printer, printing, runs, seating, set, sewing, site, stub/tickets, ticket, tickets

Replies: 0
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2009 04:26 PM; by Blocklayer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Well travelled

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2009 09:30 PM

allan, approached, bit, check, chewing, conductor, date, expiry, germs, handed, handling, john, knowing, mate, morning, mouth, munruben, nervousness, nervy, quickly, ray, replied, signs, sitting, started, ticket, train, travelled, weeks, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2009 09:45 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

"Amish Ticket"

Started by bullfright, 25th February 2009 02:17 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 03:06 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

State trooper pulls over speeding driver

Started by WoodJunky, 19th February 2009 09:12 PM

ass, boy, car, door, driver, drunk, drunken, flares, jail, juggle, juggler, juggling, magician, michigan, observed, pass, patrol, performance, pulled, pulls, rear, replied, speeding, state, test, ticket, told, trooper, watched, wayne

Replies: 1
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 10:07 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

What Do Retired People Do All Day?

Started by bullfright, 14th February 2009 12:55 PM

????-head, abused, age, break, bus, called, care, continued, day, days, finished, frequently, fun, minutes, nazi, people, personally, question, retired, shop, started, ticket, tickets, tires, town, wife, windshield, worn, writing, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2009 12:18 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Working With Wood Shows - MEMBERS TICKET SPECIALS

Started by ubeaut, 29th March 2007 02:05 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

1388, 5pm, 9421, adelaide, attend, brisbane, closes, dates, days, deal, email, fax, forums, friday, gail@workingwithwood.com, links, members, neil, note, offer, prior, shows, special, specials, sydney, ticket, timber, wood, woodwork, working

Replies: 62
Views: 12,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 03:10 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
EVENTS

How To Get off Motoring & Rail Fines In NSW

Started by Metal Head, 11th June 2008 08:43 PM

apply, condition, driving, exemption, exemptions, fare, fine, fines, guidelines, including, issued, medical, meter, motoring, motorists, nsw, offences, parking, person, rail, reasonable, review, sdro, speed, speeding, thousands, ticket, time, vehicle, website

Replies: 0
Views: 4,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 08:43 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Work wanted!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 1st May 2008 12:52 PM

accessories, capability, communicate, counselling, criteria, days, degree, dogman, drivers, effectively, enjoy, enthusiastic, fair, goal, job, learn, local, main, money, offer, opportunity, position, social, speak, stratas, ticket, training, wanted, words, work

Replies: 2
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2008 01:33 PM; by echnidna

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EMPLOYMENT

Tony Blair Caught Travelling Without a Train Ticket.........

Started by Metal Head, 27th April 2008 09:10 PM

advisor, bank, blair, blairs, cash, caught, change, cherie, climate, company, court, doyle, fined, inspector, judge, lucrative, morgan, part-time, pay, post, prime, riding, street, ticket, tony, train, travelling, united, wall, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 05:56 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

heart attack (almost!)

Started by Terrian, 19th March 2008 05:04 PM

$320, $350, $695, 1/4, 12m, approx, attack, charge, copper, days, fittings, gal, gas, heart, home, hour, job, join, labour, meter, normal, orig, original, pipe, plumbers, price, replacing, sort, test, ticket

Replies: 6
Views: 2,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 07:48 AM; by Terrian

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Policeman's Ball

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st February 2008 09:41 PM

allan, ball, buy, dance, guy, love, policeman, policemans, raffle, replied, ticket

Replies: 2
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 10:57 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Eskimo Lottery

Started by Outbackrr, 26th January 2008 09:32 AM

eskimo, found, inuit, lottery, ticket, win

Replies: 7
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:15 PM; by rick_rine

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JOKES

Stop or slow down

Started by Dirty Doogie, 26th January 2008 10:36 AM

baton, beating, complete, cop, dae, daylights, didnae, difference, doon, exit, exits, fair, fliving, glasgow, huvte, law, lawyer, legal, licence, london, registration, sign, sir, slow, sounds, starts, stop, takes, ticket, vehicle

Replies: 5
Views: 1,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 11:49 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Return ticket

Started by Barry Hicks, 6th January 2008 06:59 PM

allan, clerk, office, railway, replied, return, station, ticket, walked, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:45 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Change now please

Started by Calm, 6th January 2008 11:55 AM

$7.50, airport, alan, allan, barry, central, change, flying, frugal, gentleman, heard, john, left, mannered, met, morning, named, north, now~, obvious, platform, radio, station, straight, sydney, ticket, tickets, told, train, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 03:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

What's the difference

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th December 2007 09:04 PM

allan, arguing, buying, chance, difference, dying, hope, lottery, million, sixteen, ticket, time, wife, winning, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2007 09:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Santa

Started by nev25, 28th November 2007 11:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 11:25 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Discrimination

Started by outback, 14th November 2007 03:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 03:09 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Many Thanks Neil.

Started by Yonnee, 19th October 2007 06:39 PM

attand, attend, busy, drawn, free, guys, interupt, looked, lucky, melbourne, neil, opportunity, peter, quick, quietly, stand, stone, ticket, time, www, yonnee

Replies: 2
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 02:02 PM; by ftje

Forum:
EVENTS

Raffle ticket software

Started by echnidna, 20th October 2007 08:27 PM

$1500, alternatively, beacuse, building, buy, construction, couple, cubby, current, days, finished, forget, freeware, fundraiser, house, online, photos, post, prefer, printed, question, raffle, scouts, selling, software, start, taking, ticket, tickets, wip

Replies: 7
Views: 2,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2007 04:17 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Decision seems to have been made... need assistance

Started by Wild Dingo, 9th June 2007 01:20 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accepting, apparently, assistance, bit, builder, caps, cheers, construction, daunting, decision, demolition, easy, house, idea, including, issue, kit, living, meccano, owner, physically, process, reckons, send, shire, start, stumps, ticket, west, worry

Replies: 20
Views: 4,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 11:31 AM; by Phil Jennings

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

How to get out of a ticket Kiwi style

Started by NCArcher, 7th August 2007 01:16 PM

.pdf, 2tsup, bit, brilliant, files, fit, kiwi, letter, multiple, piece, restrictions, size, split, style, ticket, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 04:03 PM; by MurrayD99

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A blond moment

Started by munruben, 14th July 2007 09:42 PM

bag, blond, bottom, car, cop, cycle, driver, driving, duty, equally, exclaimed, found, handbag, handing, looked, luckily, mirror, moment, motor, officer, photo, picture, police, pulled, searched, speeding, started, ticket, tore, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 09:42 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Melbourne F1 Grand Prix

Started by martrix, 15th March 2007 10:23 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

beer, cool, day, day?apart, drink, earplugsrolleyes, excited, feel, grand, kid, melbourne, position, priced, prix, prost, royal, saturday, set, showu, stand, sunday, ticket, tips, tomorrow, track

Replies: 30
Views: 5,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 02:30 PM; by martrix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Time to say no to Graffiti

Started by bennylaird, 13th December 2006 11:13 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ahhh, battle, bit, blitzing, carriages, constant, evaders, fame, fare, feel, funding, graffiti, guys, inspectors, lack, lay, now.d, paints, rant, report, sale, signatures, stem, surely, ticket, time, trace, trains, vandals, wait

Replies: 24
Views: 3,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2006 06:41 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Being Retired

Started by Wood Butcher, 8th December 2006 04:44 PM

abused, age, andput, break, bus, called, care, citizen, continued, d---head, day, days, finished, frequently, fun, marilyn, minutes, people, personally, retired, shop, started, thirdticket, ticket, tickets, town, windshield, worntires, writing, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2006 05:01 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

What is it with children today?

Started by rrich, 7th November 2006 10:42 AM

children, day, difficult, driving, e-mail, finding, flight, fly, fourth, friday, friends, grias, holiday, home, mardi, miles, monday, morning, november, orleans, poop, response, son, swmbo, thanksgiving, thursday, ticket, today, vacation, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 12:54 PM; by Pat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Reverse parking

Started by Wongo, 7th October 2006 05:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bit, car, cars, centre, cool, dadddy, don’t, easier, enter, guys, hard, head, isn’t, jasmin, leaving, lose, missing, park, parking, potentially, question, reverse, sit, start, stop, strength.eek, stupid, stylish?confused, surely, ticket

Replies: 30
Views: 4,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2006 09:10 PM; by Jack E

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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