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It's moments like these ...

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd January 2009 05:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

approaching, avalanche, bloomin, buttons, chap, chook, corner, cyclist, day, eye, front, home, inside, madman, moments, parked, pass, passing, past, pedalled, ride, riding, seat, shirt, stage, start, suddenly, terminus, tram, wry

Replies: 34
Views: 27,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2015 07:58 PM; by mark david

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A Woodies Yarn

Irish logic

Started by fenderbelly, 13th April 2014 12:07 PM

anxiously, arrives, calm, coming, email, explanation, forever, happened, home, immediately, irish, jean, leaving, logic, moments, mother-in-law, naked, odd, packing, paddy, shops, simple, smile, son-in-law, speak, suitcase, telling, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,754

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Nervous Flyer

Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2014 10:12 AM

attendant, call, care, engines, flickering, flight, flyer, guess, guy, incorrect, lights, mentioned, moments, nervous, noticed, shed, sitting, solved

Replies: 4
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 01:55 PM; by popawisky

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How hard can it be.....?

Started by Fuzzie, 22nd March 2013 10:22 PM

ago, day, days, figured, half, hard, moments, started

Replies: 9
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2013 03:51 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Trouble with the missus

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th February 2013 08:40 PM

close, convince, expensive, found, god, hear, houses, issues, live, love, mission, missus, moments, months, perfect, project, qlder, rant, read, renovateforum.com, sake, school, similar, structurally, stubborn, suburb, thread, transport, woman, zone

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2013 08:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Senior Moments

Started by Skew's_Girl, 26th January 2013 08:58 PM

brooks, captioned, closed, distracted, forgot, golf, lyrics, moments, post, senior, skew, youtube

Replies: 3
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2013 12:07 PM; by Skew's_Girl

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JOKES

A Tap on the Shoulder...

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2013 08:11 PM

apologized, attention, badly, cab, control, day, daylights, driver, driving, fault, gently, heading, hearse, lost, mere, moments, passenger, question, realise, replied, salford, scared, screamed, shaken, shoulder, startle, tap, tapped, taxi, wednesday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 11:44 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

My Bucket List

Started by Grumpy John, 17th December 2011 08:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, 930, after/if, birthday, booked, bucket, crossing, feel, free, item, jump, list, moment, moments, morning, nervous, parachute, photos, post, prezzie, reactions, share, swmbo, tad, tandem, unsure, voucher

Replies: 22
Views: 4,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2012 11:02 AM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Phobos-grunt final moments

Started by mic-d, 15th January 2012 07:08 AM

awake, cheers, coming, final, grunt, link, michael, moment, moments, phobos, phobos-grunt, phobosgrunt, pretty, quick, satellite

Replies: 8
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2012 10:37 AM; by tea lady

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Munruben bank robbery

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th June 2011 09:07 PM

allan, anxious, bag, bank, burst, cash, customer, dead, forced, hand, hood, hooded, immediately, intrepid, john, load, missus, moments, munruben, noticed, pretty, raised, robber, robbery, scared, shot, staring, teller, tellers, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2011 11:11 PM; by ian

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JOKES

Couple of DOH! moments

Started by munruben, 12th April 2011 10:51 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2011 10:51 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

A Classic Lightbulb Moment

Started by Bob38S, 16th February 2011 11:17 AM

$4.00, bits, brush, cents, classic, container, containers, couple, form, funnel], glass, half, heavy, holding, lightbulb, moment, moments, mouthed, move, original, rests, returning, sale, shallow, suitable, unused, wide, wipe, wiping, [the

Replies: 1
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2011 02:38 PM; by Willard

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FINISHING

At the Vet's Office

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2011 01:44 PM

aggressive, cat, co-workers, day, defense, interjected, males, moments, office, receptionist, sir, sparring, verbally, vet, veterinarians, vets

Replies: 2
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 04:18 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

When you have a few spare moments - look athis one

Started by Rodgera, 11th December 2010 10:56 AM

athis, illusions, mighty, moments, optical, spare

Replies: 1
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2010 03:34 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Blonde on a horse

Started by Grumpy John, 12th July 2010 11:21 PM

attempts, blonde, boy, dilemma, entangled, finally, foot, fortune, frail, frank, giving, grip, ground, head, horse, horses, leap, moments, oblivious, pounding, rider, safety, seemingly, slipping, throw, time, trolley, unconsciousness, unplugs, woolworths

Replies: 2
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2010 05:55 AM; by artme

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JOKES

A few good Senior Moments

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:57 PM

baby, couple, cream, doctor, door, elderly, feel, garage, gentleman, good, hear, hearing, hospital, ice, kitchen, moments, morris, neighbor, newborn, night, plate, remember, replied, restaurant, senior, strawberries, walked, walking, whipped, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:57 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Don't Turn Your Back

Started by derekh, 25th January 2010 01:52 PM

bil, black, blown, box, called, cheers, climb, complacent, completed, cut, derek, diameter, dropping, feb, fell, fence, finish, moments, otherside, p.s, prefer, slab, stem, stihl, stood, test, tree, trees, turn, wattle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2010 01:52 PM; by derekh

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SAFETY

restoring veneered cabinet

Started by AndrewPatrol, 16th August 2008 10:46 PM

accepted, andrew, apply, bubbled, cabinet, challenge, cloth, damp, display, feasable, glue, gratefully, iron, lifted, moments, plan, position, pva, question, reheated, repaired, restoring, sit, sound, tackled, veneer, veneered, warm, weight, wet

Replies: 2
Views: 2,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 07:06 PM; by AndrewPatrol

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RESTORATION

They Could Still Remember....

Started by Barry Hicks, 21st May 2008 06:10 PM

age, basking, club, company, continued, dinner, discovered, elderly, enjoyable, enjoyed, gentler, glow, hay, inhibitor, joined, lost, magic, meeting, met, moments, munruben, natural, pantyhose, remember, roll, shared, thinking, time, virgin, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 06:10 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Vet bill

Started by chrisb691, 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM

$300, $50, bird, brought, cage, cat, cost, crosses, dead, exclaims, head, joey, lab, leaves, madam, moments, moving, pay, pronounces, reappears, report, scan, shakes, sniffs, takes, time, vet, wails, walks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

More irish

Started by Gingermick, 9th January 2008 09:22 AM

agreed, bag, canada, climbing, close, crashed, day, fly, handle, hunt, idea, irish, lads, load, loading, mick, middle, moments, moose, paddy, pilot, plane, power, pretty, reluctantly, return, shot, start, trip, wreckage

Replies: 4
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 12:41 PM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

Wheelinround goes horse riding

Started by munruben, 27th December 2007 09:38 AM

battered, finally, foot, frail, gallops, giving, grip, ground, head, hooves, horse, horses, leaps, manager, mercy, mere, moments, oblivious, pounding, rider, riding, runs, safety, seemingly, shut, slipping, struck, throw, unconsciousness, wheelinround

Replies: 1
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 10:50 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Three Tradesmen.

Started by artme, 28th November 2007 07:42 AM

1/1000, 1/32, accuracy, accurate, bastards, beat, beer, brickie, carpenter, conversation, fitter, hard, moments, pointlaughwoot, quality, silence, tradesmen, turner

Replies: 0
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 07:42 AM; by artme

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JOKES

The yeti

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:12 PM

arrival, bike, bounding, car, chasing, continued, creature, days, england, expedition, explorer, foot, form, half, hotel, london, looked, miles, moments, mountain, night, quickly, ran, reaching, run, set, slope, thud, time, yeti

Replies: 4
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Painful Moments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM

allan, bent, broken, caught, chain, chap, comparing, dying, evening, gee, hope, horse, moment, moments, painful, possessions, prized, rabbit, ran, replied, responded, setting, stood, time, timers, toe, trap, traps, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,744

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 10:37 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

English can be a funny language

Started by chrisp, 29th May 2007 06:22 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

australia, call, coming, completely, direct, engineered, english, expression, funny, heard, hit, language, mind, miss, miss?i, missed, moments, oxymoron, radio, recounted, ship, story, stuck, sunk, survived, target, thinking, torpedo, war, week

Replies: 61
Views: 6,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2007 02:19 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

View from the balcony

Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM

ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view

Replies: 0
Views: 1,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Missing posts?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 12th October 2006 04:52 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

censor, coffee-breaks, confused, cos, day, deciding, delete, final, foot-in-mouth, half-an-hour, happened, in-built, inopportune, looooong, minute, missing, mistake, moments, msg, post, posts, pretend, preview, proof-read, recently, simply, slaved, times, totally, unknown

Replies: 30
Views: 4,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2006 10:05 PM; by Iain

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

A Bit of respect please

Started by Gumby, 28th July 2006 03:03 PM

250th, 7.30pm, bit, brightly, deeds, evening, hold, line, moments, observe, planets, reflect, respect, shine, silence, star, tonight, unfold, universe, wars

Replies: 12
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 06:47 PM; by maglite

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

the genie

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:10 PM

12-inch, absolutely, bag, bic, bucks, climbed, clouds, deaf, deaf?sorry, ducks, flying, friend, genie, golf, granted?just, half, happened, hidden, lighter, looked, means, million, moments, overhead, pulled, sky, suddenly, sun, thunder, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 12:50 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

A Question of Etiquette

Started by Phil Spencer, 25th March 2006 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caesar, chose, contemplation, cop, dietafter, dinner, eat, etiquette, fresh, friend, grub, happily, lettuce, meal, meat, moments, munching, night, noticed, offending, option, phil, plate, question, raconteur, salad, sweet, thankful, thing?confused, wondered

Replies: 17
Views: 2,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2006 11:40 PM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Final Wish

Started by Baz, 10th February 2006 04:49 PM

ashes, blow, bought, brought, car, cremated, emerald, eventually, final, finally, fingers, herman, home, husband, insurance, job, lost, martha, moment, moments, money, necklace, paused, picking, promised, recently, remember, talking, tracing, urn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 04:49 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

London Underground Again

Started by Ashore, 22nd July 2005 12:34 AM

asylum, bastards, earth, gutless, hit, insane, london, loved, moments, prayers, relos, system, tonight, transport, underground, universe

Replies: 4
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2005 11:41 AM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Parrot joke

Started by duckman, 30th March 2005 09:29 PM

bad, bird, birds, bit, cage, daughters, girls, home, house, husband, implication, joke, keith, laugh, live, looked, madam, moments, offended, owner, parrot, pet, raised, returned, school, shocked, situation, teenage, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 10:44 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Save the Iced Vo-Vo

Started by bitingmidge, 17th February 2005 10:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adapted, biscuit, content, cup, deep, deserves, dick, exception, happened, iced, italian, latte, meaningful, moments, mood, office, orange, packaged, petition, product, refer, save, slice, smith, smoko, spot, steaming, time, vo-vo, vovo

Replies: 27
Views: 4,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2005 10:20 AM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Olympic moments

Started by Ian007, 7th September 2004 07:13 PM

analyst, andy, balls, basketball, boxing, ceremony, commentator, crew, dicks, dribbles, expect, field, final, hugging, kisses, lot, medal, moments, mother, nice, olympic, opposition, playing, reasons, round, rowing, soccer, takes, tennis, wife

Replies: 8
Views: 2,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2004 10:28 AM; by Ian007

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JOKES

blonde joke No.4,657

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:35 PM

657, attempts, barry, blonde, boy, entangled, finally, foot, fortune, frail, giving, grip, ground, head, hooves, horse, horses, joke, kmart, leap, mercy, moments, no4, pounding, safety, stirrup, throw, trolley, unconsciousness, unplugs

Replies: 3
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2004 04:24 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Doctor, I've got a problem

Started by Eastie, 4th August 2003 04:13 PM

composure, control, couple, doctor, fit’, gentleman, happen, hide, honour, laugh, laughed, laughter, moments, passed, patient, pecker, problem, proceeded, professional, promise, regain, resort, revealing, swollen, tiniest, treat, trousers, twenty, unable, ‘coughing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2003 04:13 PM; by Eastie

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Aminal welfare is alive and well

Started by Eastie, 3rd March 2003 01:11 PM

alive, aminal, animal, be”, car, chemistry, ecstatic, feel, hare, hindquarters, home, in-depth, informed, injected, kids, like?”, moments, pain?”, pulled, questioning, rabbit, saved, study, usual, vet, welfare, “was, “what, “who, ”it

Replies: 5
Views: 2,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2003 03:34 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Golfers

Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:21 PM; by Gino

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Death notice

Started by Iain, 5th October 2002 09:03 AM

aged, couple, days, death, died, johnson, moments, notice, passengers, past, peacefully, read, remember, sleep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2002 09:03 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

OLD moments in time

Started by John Saxton, 31st October 2001 10:23 PM

2001.], action, car, cautioned, compliments, crocadile, doctor, edited, fibre, friend, johnno, lot, lucky, means, message, moments, nighter, november, parking, pee, police, robbo, shoes, slow, sweetie, time, upstairs, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2001 10:23 PM; by John Saxton

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Frozen Moments

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 08:20 PM

chop, cold, crying, dinner, ears, freezing, frozen, hands, holiday, johnno, legs, lovers, moments, night, sayshoney, sha, time, warm, warms, winter, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2001 10:55 AM; by Gino

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Great moments in history

Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:47 AM

1885ad, adam, beer, bell, benz, camera, creates, day, develops, dog, egyptians, embrace, franklin, friend, god, great, history, idea, invents, makes, moments, moses, news, plans, visa, weekend, wife, woman, women, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2001 12:47 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Whats the funniest thing you have done in thre workshop

Started by Iain, 22nd August 2000 08:42 PM

american, break, chain, chainsaw, cut, embarrassment, father, front, funniest, ice, informed, moments, post, sharing, sharpening, thing, thre, workshop, worth

Replies: 13
Views: 2,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2000 04:56 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

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