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NEW Bessey Rapid Action Clamps

Started by O2zi3, 21st August 2013 06:48 PM

$80, adjust, attention, beasts, bessey, bought, clamps, click, combinations, common, design, detail, e.g, easy, engineered, engineering, expect, gh16, gh20, handed, likey, moved, operated, price, proof, routing, slower, types, vibration, vises

Replies: 9
Views: 4,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2014 08:52 AM; by fletty

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

Easy Eggs

Started by Rodgera, 30th January 2014 10:27 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2014 09:07 AM; by NathanaelBC

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The bet

Started by groverwa, 1st February 2014 07:52 AM

bar, bartender, bet, cheered, crowd, crowds, department, died, drops, fell, fellow, glass, grabbed, handed, juice, laughter, lemon, lemon;, lumberjack, ok;, paid, remains, rind, squeeze, squeezed, taxation, total, weight-lifter, wrinkled, £1000

Replies: 0
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2014 07:52 AM; by groverwa

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Traffic Stop

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM

ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2013 03:34 PM; by rustynail

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Wood heater ... stumped!

Started by rsser, 5th May 2013 06:54 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

000, broke, burn, depth, front, halle-bloody-lujah, hammer, hand, handed, hands, heater, heavens, kneel, lie, light, mistakes, nearby, nec, overhead, ppe, ridiculous, rolleyes, running, rush, sacrificial, stumped, thump, touch, vac, wood

Replies: 17
Views: 2,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2013 05:35 PM; by rsser

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The wife moved it ... again

Started by DaveTTC, 17th June 2013 08:31 PM

accident, bedside, bench, called, car, dinner, easy, fighter, fire, hall, handed, hung, ignition, inside, jumped, key, keys, leave, moved, night, phone, plate, rack, rang, rushed, table, tea, volunteer, wardrobe, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 2,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2013 11:46 PM; by DaveTTC

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Some people

Started by artme, 7th June 2013 09:15 PM

american, blah, carry, couple, days, feel, fell, gun, handed, hereooo, insult, jokingly, journeying, lass, maquarie, people, port, presentation, prize, river, safe, share, sit, south, spent, time, told, walk, wauchope, win

Replies: 8
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2013 01:41 PM; by SAISAY

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G'DAY ( from wet queensland )

Started by alan carthew, 28th January 2013 10:21 AM

alan.roll, australian.wink, branch, foward, gday, handed, hear, hooks, hope, house, items, janet, learning, left, local, markets, pomyal, proud, prouder, queensland, retired, sky, spanners, start, unusual, wet, wife, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2013 07:01 AM; by JJF

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Elderly Driver

Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2013 09:31 AM

beer, car, crashed, cut, doctor, drawer, driver, drivers, drove, elderly, examined, fairly, front, handed, hedge, home, late, lawn, license, model, pieces, quiet, reading, rest, scissors, sitting, startled, thanked, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2013 10:19 AM; by chambezio

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JOKES

How left or right handed are you?

Started by artme, 1st November 2012 10:56 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aware, couple, difficult, due, experience, explain, eye, finding, focus, hand, handed, left, losing, months, proper, realized, sight, simplest, strange, stupidity, tasks, touch, wise

Replies: 17
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2012 07:37 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rodgera in court case

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th July 2012 04:17 PM

$10, $20, allan, case, comment, contempt, cost, court, day, extra, handed, magistrate, note, pocket, pulled, reached, replied, rodger, rodgera, rubbish, uttered, word, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2012 06:46 PM; by A Duke

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JOKES

Magic Car

Started by Rodgera, 31st March 2012 11:28 AM

birthday, brought, car, daughter, disappear, eighteenth, excited, explained, handed, keys, magic, quickly, teenage, ticket

Replies: 1
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2012 12:20 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Screwdriver

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2012 12:23 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2012 11:33 AM; by Sawdust Maker

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One handed locksmith going nuts

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th February 2012 09:20 PM

alright, bigger, bit, cut, door, filler, gracefull-lilly, handed, handful, handles, hole, huge, inside, job, laundry, lock, locked, locks, locksmith, mortice, neat, omgosh, read, renovateforum.com, reply, shower, suggestions, thinking, times, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2012 09:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Lawyer Fees

Started by Rodgera, 3rd January 2012 12:19 PM

acidly, attorney, bill, called, client, compensate, difficult, dollar, dollars, fee, fees, five-hundred, friend, handed, handled, happy, hundred, law, lawyer, looked, one-thousand, outcome, removed, replaced, services, smile, snapped, successfully, wallet, wealthy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2012 01:11 PM; by The Bleeder

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How to start a fight

Started by RedShirtGuy, 22nd November 2011 05:15 PM

busily, cutting, day, driveway, fight, finish, found, grass, handed, hinting, home, house, minute, pair, sat, scissors, seated, sewing, short, snipping, start, started, sweep, table, tall, time, tiny, toothbrush, watched, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2011 04:45 PM; by BEKKY

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hello from Noosa

Started by cathynoosa, 11th July 2011 08:26 AM

anchor, beach, beeing, boat, build, collect, crosswords, dislexsique, dohrolleyes, dream, drift, enginering, experienced, handed, happy, house, noosa, people, piece, recycle, recycling, rest, river, sailor, short, stuff, timber, tip, wood, yard

Replies: 3
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2011 07:39 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A Little Scottish Story

Started by Dennis Millard, 29th January 2011 03:33 PM

agrees, announced, battered, burn, closely, comdom, condom, day, examined, forge, glen, handed, hill, huge, looked, lustily, marched, piper, pipes, playing, produced, regiment, repair, replaced, scottish, smith, sporran, story, street, torn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 03:33 PM; by Dennis Millard

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This is the tip of the year I reckon-tearing corr. iron

Started by mic-d, 18th May 2006 02:18 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

5-10mm, climbed, club, conversation, corr, corro, duties, effort, expected, fast, handed, hoping, imagine, iron, mentioned, offsider, pony, reckontearing, rip, ripped, ripping, roof, runout, slightly, square, straight, tinsnips, tip, virtually, year

Replies: 40
Views: 31,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2011 04:18 PM; by munruben

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HINTS & TIPS

Unable to Speak

Started by Rodgera, 10th December 2010 04:16 PM

accident, bed, consciousness, date, handed, involved, married, munruben, nurse, paper, pencil, piece, regained, replied, serious, speak, stand, unable, unconscious, wishing, word, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2010 10:51 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Thumbs up for VicRoads

Started by Big Shed, 17th October 2010 09:56 AM

adelaide, bar, bendigo, bike, box, complete, cost, dealer, fashioned, found, friday, handed, in.2tsup2tsup, mounting, people, plate, posting, properly, purchase, rack, returned, rubbers, straps, temp, thule, thumbs, thums, vicroads, vicroads-horsham, wednesday

Replies: 0
Views: 2,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2010 09:56 AM; by Big Shed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Gorilla on the Roof - Plan "B"

Started by Barry_White, 11th October 2010 03:54 PM

12-gauge, approach, attack, baseball, bat, chap, chiwawa, climb, dog, elderly, explained, gorilla, ground, handcuffs, handed, hits, home, house, knock, ladder, lowered, plan, private, protect, roof, shotgun, specially, trained, truck, zoo

Replies: 2
Views: 2,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:52 PM; by Ian Smith

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JOKES

moron caught red handed

Started by Clinton1, 1st May 2010 01:43 AM

####, $$$$, acting, angry, ballifs, bring, call, caught, dad, explain, fed, fence, footpath, freaking, handed, holding, hope, house, mates, mental, moron, mum, patient, police, push, red, situation, son, telling, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2010 09:35 PM; by nihilism

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

John and the blonde

Started by K_S, 15th February 2010 01:05 PM

$20, bar, bet, blond, blonde, building, covering, crew, death, earlier, fair, fairs, handed, hed, hell, john, jump, ledge, looked, money, news, oclock, preparing, replied, stared, story, too;, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2010 01:05 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Airline Lunches

Started by wheelinround, 15th January 2010 04:41 PM

airline, aisle, bloke, blokes, chicken, digger, dollars, flight, front, hand, handed, left, life, looked, lunch, lunches, mate, plane, pucka, puckapunyal, quickly, reached, seat, shake, soldiers, stopped, ten, time, twenty-five, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:52 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not so smart.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2009 10:24 PM

$5.00, $500.00, allan, answer, avail, beaten, calls, curled, desperately, desperation, friends, handed, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, mind, mobile, pay, phone, play, pocket, proserpine, reached, sleep, smart, snooze, woke, woodie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2009 11:31 AM; by robbo266317

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JOKES

Advice on Wall Chasing /Finishing

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th October 2009 06:00 PM

/finishing, advice, bottom, c-bus, cable, cack, cat5, chase, chasing, conduit, cornice, filling, finishing, handed, intending, lefty, marbles, plate, process, read, renovateforum.com, running, seeking, start, thread, top, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2009 06:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Another Blonde Joke

Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM

$20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2009 08:39 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Well travelled

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2009 09:30 PM

allan, approached, bit, check, chewing, conductor, date, expiry, germs, handed, handling, john, knowing, mate, morning, mouth, munruben, nervousness, nervy, quickly, ray, replied, signs, sitting, started, ticket, train, travelled, weeks, wheelinaround

Replies: 1
Views: 814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2009 09:45 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

GORE WARNING Drop Saw Accident

Started by RedShirtGuy, 3rd January 2009 11:54 PM

accident, annoying, bit, blade, block, care, chunk, close, couple, cut, damage, dangerous, drop, fist, folks, hand, handed, hurts, incredibly, job, lefted, major, months, pain, patient, pressure, splint, tightly, tool, weeks

Replies: 13
Views: 6,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2009 11:00 PM; by The Hornet

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SAFETY

It's an ill wind...

Started by Woodwould, 12th January 2009 10:00 AM

attached, bad, bag, bill, bloke, blokes, brought, couple, crabs, crays, dead, duty, geez, guess, handed, mate, minutes, missing, news, nice, oclock, pulled, sarge, share, sized, sugar, swag, trip, wife, wind

Replies: 2
Views: 1,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2009 10:50 PM; by QbnDusty

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JOKES

boxing in verandah

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

boondocks, boxing, catch, ceiling, council, depend, experience, exposed, guys, handed, heavy, height, involving, job, level, live, minimum, nsw, opinion, quality, rafters, resale, risk, running, thinking, verandah, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

C12 Drill My experience with it so far - Done

Started by HotChips, 5th July 2008 06:01 PM

alarm, bit, bought, c12, chuck, chucks, drill, experience, feel, fit, front, hand, handed, handle, left, light, love, nicad, prefer, quick, regard, screw, set, setting, stop, suppose, switch, systainer, triton, wrap

Replies: 1
Views: 2,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2008 08:06 AM; by klauskvik

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

The broken lawn mower

Started by wheelinround, 12th May 2008 06:07 PM

broken, busily, clever, cutting, doctors, driveway, finish, grass, handed, house, lawn, limp, minutes, mower, pair, run, scissors, sewing, short, silently, snipping, sweep, tall, time, tiny, toothbrush, walk, watched, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,903

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2008 09:12 PM; by Poppa

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JOKES

In The Trenches

Started by funkychicken, 4th March 2008 11:54 PM

alrighty, arms, bang, bangity, battle, bayonets, charge, close, dirt, enemy, falls, guns, guy, handed, line, misses, runs, slowly, smushed, stick, stickity, suddenly, tank, tankity, thinking, told, trenches, walking, war, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:54 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

have you heard this one?

Started by jow104, 20th February 2008 09:00 PM

$16000, 150, 1500, 15000, 16665, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6666, 9999, day, dear, dollars, earnt, french, handed, heard, husband, mathmatics, owe, pension, professor, retired, total, wife, worry, £665

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 09:00 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

They Walk Amoung Us

Started by wheelinround, 8th February 2008 02:16 PM

$46.64, 10%, amoung, bought, brother, buy-one-get-one-free, call, center, cut, day, explained, free, friends, handed, hours, looked, luggage, money, north, pacific, pieces, pizza, quickly, retail, sister, sun, time, told, walk, walked

Replies: 9
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 10:04 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

I'm Cured I think

Started by wheelinround, 1st February 2008 01:54 PM

batteries, call, computer, couple, cured, dropping, empty, h&fs, handed, home, love, nope, nth, parramatta, past, remote, shops, strolled, stuff, sweatdrop, tad, tool, tools, warehouse

Replies: 6
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2008 03:42 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blond help

Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM

added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00

Replies: 5
Views: 1,727

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:02 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

Practical

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Best joke this week.

Started by obee60, 25th November 2007 05:58 PM

airborne, attendant, aussie, australia, australian, brought, choice.dohdddddd, coke, conservative, disgust, dozen, drink, flight, handed, joke, lips, liquor, london, melbourne, muslim, plane, raped, replied, rum, savagely, seated, touch, week, whores

Replies: 3
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 02:14 PM; by TTIT

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JOKES

Santa

Started by nev25, 28th November 2007 11:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 11:25 PM; by nev25

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JOKES

Drum Problem = Woody's Revenge

Started by Rodgera, 20th November 2007 08:12 PM

anger, attempts, biofeedback;, book;, books, boy, child, controlling, docile, drum, ears;, exercises, fourth, hammer, handed, meditation, method, neighbors, occasions, offered, person, placid, plugs, problem, revenge, situation, sixth, special, told, woody

Replies: 1
Views: 981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 07:34 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

teachers presents

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:43 PM

answered, bet, boy, candy, champagne, day, drop, finally, finger, flowers, gift, handed, held, kindergarten, leaking, liquor, owners, presents, puppy, replied, shook, shouted, son, store, tasted, teacher, teachers, tongue, touched, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 05:37 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Solomon's wisdom

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th November 2007 09:13 AM

allan, bribe, chambers, cheque, decide, faced, handed, john, judge, lawyer, lawyers, merits, opposing, pocket, pulled, reached, received, returning, seat, solomon, solomons, squirmed, taking, uncomfortably, wisdom

Replies: 4
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:40 PM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Blonde Handywoman

Started by Ruddigar, 12th July 2007 03:05 PM

$50, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, conversation, cynical, door, e-mail, finished, guess, handed, handywoman, house, husband, impressed, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realise, replied, responded, short, starting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2007 03:05 PM; by Ruddigar

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JOKES

Yet another blonde joke

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:27 PM

$50.00, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, dollar, door, dumb, guess, handed, house, husband, impressed, joke, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, starting, ten, tip, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 09:27 PM; by WoodyKnot

Forum:
JOKES

Advice from a computer boffin please?

Started by Howdya do that, 19th March 2007 08:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, advice, bedroom, boffin, buy, capacities, computer, connect, connected, connection, dell, handed, howdya, internet, list, minmums, myriad, norebook, notebook, office, price, range, router, routers, son, specs, tells, time, website, wireless

Replies: 18
Views: 2,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2007 09:39 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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