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Not my Valentine

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2014 09:16 PM

ahead, bit, calmly, chair, diners, dinner, door, gazing, hands, husband, looked, maam, noticed, offend, pardon, risque, romantic, slid, sliding, slowly, stared, steps, straight, suddenly, table, tactfully, valentine, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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WOODIES JOKES

Beware older women

Started by MBM888, 7th October 2012 07:39 PM

barrels, beware, butt, crowd, dance, gun, gunslinger, hands, heard, laughing, licked, looked, mule, mules, older, quietly, saloon, shotgun, silence, slowly, son, sounds, stared, started, twin, wavered, whiskey, woman, womans, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2012 07:39 PM; by MBM888

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WOODIES JOKES

How To Stop Church Gossip

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM

business, church, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, frank, front, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, nose, parked, pickup, quietly, silence, stared, stop, told, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:11 AM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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WOODIES JOKES

John and the blonde

Started by K_S, 15th February 2010 01:05 PM

$20, bar, bet, blond, blonde, building, covering, crew, death, earlier, fair, fairs, handed, hed, hell, john, jump, ledge, looked, money, news, oclock, preparing, replied, stared, story, too;, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2010 01:05 PM; by K_S

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WOODIES JOKES

Help finishing a wenge/maple/purple heart chessboard

Started by FFJDH, 10th February 2010 12:29 PM

absorb/work, board, boarder, chessboard, finish, finishing, frame, heart, maple, pop, pores, project, purple, recently, seal/fill, squares, stared, suggestions, wenge, wenge or maple or purple, wenge/maple/purple, wondering, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2010 12:29 PM; by FFJDH

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FINISHING

Big Bike Blonde

Started by Dennis Millard, 9th October 2009 04:48 PM

big, bike, bikie, blonde, bout, called, carrying, excuse, forgetting, girlfriend, haven;t, head, kiss, mate, missus, mouth, powerful, rake, remembered, scratched, shop, shoulder, stared, started, stop, straw, switch, talking, tum, yokel

Replies: 8
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 07:02 PM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Another Blonde Joke

Started by Breslauer, 5th June 2009 08:39 AM

$20, 958, bar, bet, blonde, bob, building, death, dove, dude, earlier, fair, fairs, falling, handed, handsome, hed, hell, joke, jump, ledge, money, news, replied, sat, stared, swan, upset, walked, willingly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2009 08:39 AM; by Breslauer

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WOODIES JOKES

It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM

built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron

Replies: 1
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 07:41 PM; by Grumpy John

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WOODIES JOKES

Yesterday's milling effort

Started by BobL, 16th November 2008 11:02 AM

adjustment, ages, bag, bit, clutch, converted, effort, fell, finally, flooded, grain, gum, home, lemon, loctite, milling, minutes, mixed, outboard, sawdust, scented, softer, spent, stared, throttle, torque, tune, washboard, worth, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 03:57 PM; by BobL

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SMALL TIMBER MILLING

Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

Started by Metal Head, 19th April 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$68, 2005, close, comfort, commuter, complaint, convicted, day, front, intensely, italy, journey, lecco, man, met, milan, moved, northern, occasions, sat, sentence, separate, sitting, speak, stared, staring, time, town, train, woman

Replies: 15
Views: 3,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 07:55 AM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Psychic

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 10:55 AM

acquitted, ball, breaths, candle, compose, crystal, deep, delivered, flickering, fortune, gaze, grave, hands, hazy, husband, jennifer, lined, met, mystic, peering, psychic, shaken, simply, single, stared, steadied, tellers, visibly, voice, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 10:55 AM; by Dangermouse

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WOODIES JOKES

Ray in the jungle

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:39 PM

747, advantage, africans, bird, broken, chief, dance, die, easy, harm, heart, jet, jumbo, jungle, kill, looked, menacing, quick, ray, situation, sky, skyward, spoke, stared, stopped, stumbled, tribe, war, wheelchair, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 09:18 AM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

English Baseball

Started by Rodgera, 19th February 2008 06:14 PM

ball, baseball, bat, brit, buy, chaps, club, cried, english, englishman, game, hard, icily, join, jolly, muster, organize, park, perfectly, petes, pitch, players, replied, run, sake, shant, social, stared, team, teammates

Replies: 1
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 08:43 PM; by Bluegum

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WOODIES JOKES

Allan And The Elephant

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th February 2008 04:00 PM

1988, allan, allans, approached, children, day, elephant, elephants, enclosure, events, feet, fence, forgot, grand, instantly, killing, legs, lifted, loudly, melbourne, slammed, stared, thorn, trumpeted, trunk, twenty, walked, walking, wrapped, zoo

Replies: 4
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 10:13 PM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

The Church Gossip

Started by Stevenp, 1st February 2008 09:59 AM

church, ddd, defend, deny, evening, explain, feared, friends, front, george, gossip, gotta, home, house, left, love, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, parked, pickup, quietly, stared, told, town, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 09:24 PM; by Bluegum

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WOODIES JOKES

Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

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WOODIES JOKES

Blonde Joke

Started by Doughboy, 3rd June 2007 10:04 AM

beef, blonde, blondes, bolognaise, box, building, burritos, cabbage, corned, death, enchiladas, floor, guy, hated, idiot, irishman, joke, jump, jumped, jumping, lunch, makes, mexican, mexicans, realize, stared, tacos, time, wept, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 11:58 PM; by Barry_White

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WOODIES JOKES

Gambling

Started by fred.n, 27th March 2007 10:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 02:34 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Sexist or True?

Started by Terry B, 2nd March 2007 02:14 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, forget, fry, god, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, ome, replied, salt, sexist, stared, stick, suddenly, true, wife, world, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 12:38 AM; by popawisky

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WOODIES JOKES

Golf Survey

Started by Rodgera, 16th January 2007 06:39 PM

awe, ball, broke, brush, clear-cut, club, condition, doh, expanding, golf, golfers, green, guy, hand, hates, holes, job, land, leading, lose, machete, mapping, picked, putting, stared, survey, surveyor, swath, thick, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2007 10:08 PM; by Daddles

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WOODIES JOKES

A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

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WOODIES JOKES

Incredible story about an elephant's memory

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th August 2006 07:09 PM

approached, bull, carefully, creatures, elephant, elephants, enclosure, foot, front, ground, incredible, killing, legs, lifted, memory, rail, railing, son, standing, stared, story, swung, teenaged, thorn, trumpeted, twenty, walked, walking, wildly, zoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 07:33 PM; by goat

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WOODIES JOKES

You thought blond were dumb.

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM

answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:05 PM; by bennylaird

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WOODIES JOKES

:)

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:39 PM

church, churchs, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, front, george, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildreds, mistake, moment, monitor, night, parked, peoples, quietly, self-appointed, silence, stared, told, ute, walked, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 02:39 PM; by Christopha

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WOODIES JOKES

Sealer for MDF

Started by Mick4412, 5th September 2005 07:43 PM

320, agreed, apartment, decent, finished, hand, happy, job, looked, mdf, mick, mix, paint, painted, permanent, pieces, powder, renting, sanded, sealer, sealing, search, shellac, shellac/talcom, stared, suggest, suitable, talc, temporary, unit

Replies: 8
Views: 3,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2005 11:30 PM; by custos

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FINISHING

Optical Illusion

Started by silentC, 10th September 2003 04:53 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 3,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2005 01:38 AM; by Daddles

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WOODIES JOKES

Freedom!

Started by AlexS, 18th July 2005 02:39 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 06:58 PM; by Gingermick

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WOODIES JOKES

Oh my Goad

Started by Gingermick, 30th June 2005 07:12 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, car, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, flamin, forget, fried, fry, goad, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, mind, replied, salt, stared, stick, suddenly, wife, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 09:22 PM; by Tikki

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WOODIES JOKES

The Parrot

Started by rod1949, 19th May 2005 05:44 PM

audience, captains, cruise, day, fate, finally, found, fourth, goody, hatred, hey, hiding, hold, magician, middle, oldy, parrot, piece, sank, sea, ship, stared, table, trick, tricks, understand, utter, week, wood, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 05:44 PM; by rod1949

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WOODIES JOKES

The Blonde and the Casino

Started by Daddles, 14th March 2005 10:05 AM

answered, arrived, attractive, bet, blonde, bored, casino, clothes, dealers, departed.the, dice, dumfounded, finally, hope, hugged, jumped, mind, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, waiting, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 04:46 PM; by Grunt

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WOODIES JOKES

fair enough............

Started by Christopha, 14th October 2004 12:08 AM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, fair, feels, forget, fried, fry, god, hell, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, matter, morning, replied, salt, sitting, stared, suddenly, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 01:11 AM; by DanP

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WOODIES JOKES

a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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WOODIES JOKES

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Started by bob w, 17th July 2004 10:25 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, englishmans, finishing, god, guiness, hand, irishman, jesus, mate, miracle, newcastle, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 10:25 PM; by bob w

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WOODIES JOKES

Old Soldiers Never Die

Started by Driver, 22nd May 2003 01:10 PM

air, band, chair, corner, country, damn’, days, die, difficult, feet, fierce, fighters, foot, handy, journo, lads, leading, military, pathan, pretty, reins, rifle, shoe, soldiers, stared, time, understand, waaauugh”, walks, “you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2003 01:10 PM; by Driver

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WOODIES JOKES

Holy bar

Started by Gino, 31st October 2002 10:34 PM

accepts, ale, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, holy, irishman, jesus, miracle, newcastle, nods, pint, pleasure, pot, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2002 10:34 PM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Parrat

Started by Gino, 7th July 2001 12:12 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2001 12:19 AM; by Gino

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WOODIES JOKES

Magician.

Started by RETIRED, 25th June 2001 07:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2001 07:30 PM; by RETIRED

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WOODIES JOKES

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Not my Valentine

Beware older women

How To Stop Church Gossip

Funeral Joke

John and the blonde

Help finishing a wenge/maple/purple heart chessboard

Big Bike Blonde

Another Blonde Joke

It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Yesterday's milling effort

Man Convicted For Staring At Woman

The Psychic

Ray in the jungle

English Baseball

Allan And The Elephant

The Church Gossip

Jesus and Satan

Blonde Joke

Gambling

Sexist or True?

Golf Survey

A drink with God

Incredible story about an elephant's memory

You thought blond were dumb.

:)

Sealer for MDF

Optical Illusion

Freedom!

Oh my Goad

The Parrot

The Blonde and the Casino

fair enough............

a dogs life

An Australian, an Irishman and an Englishman

Old Soldiers Never Die

Holy bar

Parrat

Magician.